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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Fill in the punchline for the joke above, then start your own joke!

I'll go with:

Why was the sand wet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fill in the punchline for the joke above, then start your own joke!

I'll go with:

Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea pissed itself!

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Fill in the punchline for the joke above, then start your own joke!

I'll go with:

Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea pissed itself!"

Try again, Ricky. And where's your joke?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fill in the punchline for the joke above, then start your own joke!

I'll go with:

Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea pissed itself!

Try again, Ricky. And where's your joke? "

It's staring you in the face.

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By *iasubTV/TS
over a year ago

Ilkeston

"Fill in the punchline for the joke above, then start your own joke!

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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea

Why did the chicken cross the road?

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

Because the seaWeed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fill in the punchline for the joke above, then start your own joke!

I'll go with:

Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea

Why did the chicken cross the road? "

Because the KF sea!

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Fill in the punchline for the joke above, then start your own joke!

I'll go with:

Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea

Why did the chicken cross the road? "

To get to the other side!

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

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By *isterLastnameMan
over a year ago

Essex

Because the sea.

I took the shell off my racing snail to make him go faster....

If anything it's made him more ... [what?]

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Fill in the punchline for the joke above, then start your own joke!

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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? "

Mr spade balancing man

Where does Putin keep his Armies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because the sea.

I took the shell off my racing snail to make him go faster....

If anything it's made him more ... [what?]"

Like a slug!

Who is the president of South Korea?

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By *isterLastnameMan
over a year ago

Essex

[Removed by poster at 07/06/23 14:32:10]

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By *isterLastnameMan
over a year ago

Essex

Sluggish but close enough

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By *pslad99Man
over a year ago

bury st edmonds

Have you been in the sun today cos you loot hot.

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Fill in the punchline for the joke above, then start your own joke!

I'll go with:

Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Mr spade balancing man

Where does Putin keep his Armies.

No. It's Doug

Up his sleevies!

How do you make a Swiss roll?

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

"Fill in the punchline for the joke above, then start your own joke!

I'll go with:

Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Mr spade balancing man

Where does Putin keep his Armies.

No. It's Doug

Up his sleevies!

How do you make a Swiss roll? "

Push him down a hill.

What do you call a sheep on a trampoline?

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By *nigmaschild300Man
over a year ago

dunfermline

"Fill in the punchline for the joke above, then start your own joke!

I'll go with:

Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Mr spade balancing man

Where does Putin keep his Armies.

No. It's Doug

Up his sleevies!

How do you make a Swiss roll?

Push him down a hill.

What do you call a sheep on a trampoline?"

A wooly jumper

What's black n white and red all over ?

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By *eedsomeloveinmylifeMan
over a year ago

birmingham/ cornwall

It's doug

What do you call a man without a sapde on his head ??

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"It's doug

What do you call a man without a sapde on his head ??"

Sensible.

Or Douglas........

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fill in the punchline for the joke above, then start your own joke!

I'll go with:

Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Mr spade balancing man

Where does Putin keep his Armies.

No. It's Doug

Up his sleevies!

How do you make a Swiss roll?

Push him down a hill.

What do you call a sheep on a trampoline?

A wooly jumper

What's black n white and red all over ?"

A sunburnt Zebra

A Newspaper

An embarrassed Nun

What should you do if you come across a Lion?

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