FabSwingers.com forum: Well, that’s it then

By *elix Sighted OP Man
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Life as I know it will never be the same again. Overnight everything has changed. I see the world from an entirely new perspective. The clock is ticking loudly and, it seems, quicker.

Priorities are being reordered, my place in society reconsidered. That question - “What *is* the meaning of life?” hangs heavily above my head and around my heart. My mind wanders to what the next few years will be like. Indeed, how many ‘useful’ years are left.

Why, you ask? Yesterday I found two grey chest hairs. And before you say, I agree the above may even be a bit of an under reaction.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That’s it, may as well book your place at the retirement village. You’ll enjoy the activities and comradeship that old age brings.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Although there are women around who quite like a smattering of grey on the chest

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By *lamdaddyMan
over a year ago

London

Pluck em and pretend that never happened. That's what I do with genital warts.

I am joking for the love of god

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

It's the grey pubes that are really soul destroying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Felix Whited

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've heard life gets even worse again for men when their balls touch the water in the toilet.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I'm with you, grey eyebrows popping up here, that's it I'm officially old.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it makes you feel any better my head is full of grey hairs and I’m only 28

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

Have you found yourself drifting towards the custard creams and senokot in Morrisons?

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

"I've heard life gets even worse again for men when their balls touch the water in the toilet.

Theres an unusually high water Level in my loo - just saying!!

freakish actually!!

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By *nigmaschild300Man
over a year ago

dunfermline

After the first 200 you stop worrying

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

time to order a merkin, pipe and slippera

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Don't worry Felix - it's silver! And I love silver

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im suprised. Because you’re grey on top already.

You’re welcome.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Pluck em and pretend that never happened. That's what I do with genital warts.

I am joking for the love of god

Of course you're joking. You draw faces on some and use the rest to play dot-to-dot

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

"Pluck em and pretend that never happened. That's what I do with genital warts.

I am joking for the love of god

People always say joking when they slip up….

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By *lamdaddyMan
over a year ago

London

"Pluck em and pretend that never happened. That's what I do with genital warts.

I am joking for the love of god

People always say joking when they slip up….

Where's the delete button?!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I gave up worrying five years ago I'm going grey everywhere ffs

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

"Pluck em and pretend that never happened. That's what I do with genital warts.

I am joking for the love of god

People always say joking when they slip up….

Where's the delete button?!

Haha… way to late for that….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slap on the Just for Men and pretend you’re 21 again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's called distinguished and I would still

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Could be worse you could have hairy lug oles

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By *aximus74Woman
over a year ago

Manchester

"Pluck em and pretend that never happened. That's what I do with genital warts.

I am joking for the love of god

this made me chuckle loudly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's the hairs in your nostrils and ears that you need to worry about - keep them in check or you will look like Vince Cable

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"If it makes you feel any better my head is full of grey hairs and I’m only 28

I’m half grey on top already! Is it just me or are we as a race getting greyer earlier than our forebears?

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

Unfortunately you realise you also missed the opportunity of laser hair removal as does not work on light or grey hair apparently. Just get yourself a bottle of wine put some fado music on and wallow on self pity. Hopefully it will all be forgotten by next day though you may have to repeat the treatment when the wrinkles, saggy skin and black circles under the eye make an appearance

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Have you found yourself drifting towards the custard creams and senokot in Morrisons?

Worse - werthers originals and ovaltine

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Don't worry Felix - it's silver! And I love silver

Grrrrrr!!

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"It's the hairs in your nostrils and ears that you need to worry about - keep them in check or you will look like Vince Cable

I’ve just invested in a hair harvester!

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"Don't worry Felix - it's silver! And I love silver

Grrrrrr!!

*faints*

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Shave it off.

Or invest in some 'Just for men'. It works on hair and beards, so.....

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By *reat me rightWoman
over a year ago

Rotherham

You managed to get to 46 before finding grey hair. I've been dying mine since I was about 25 because of grey hair. First World problems hey!

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By *aggonerMan
over a year ago

for a penny

Embrace the grey.

In time you may look distinguished.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

It's the grey walrus eyebrows that are the worst. Especially when you're trying to look all sexy in something tight fitting.

At least you aren't there yet, Felix.

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

"I've heard life gets even worse again for men when their balls touch the water in the toilet.

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this is why old people retire to warm countrys when the morning shit requires a strainer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If it makes you feel any better my head is full of grey hairs and I’m only 28

I’m half grey on top already! Is it just me or are we as a race getting greyer earlier than our forebears?"

I’m not sure. My dad went grey in his early 20’s so I think I was doomed anyway

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

"If it makes you feel any better my head is full of grey hairs and I’m only 28

I’m half grey on top already! Is it just me or are we as a race getting greyer earlier than our forebears?

I’m not sure. My dad went grey in his early 20’s so I think I was doomed anyway

Doomed is not the way…..embrace sounds better and just be a distinguished individual..

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"It's the grey walrus eyebrows that are the worst. Especially when you're trying to look all sexy in something tight fitting.

At least you aren't there yet, Felix.

Haha! Eyebrows can be trimmed. It’s the tusks that puts people off

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I’ll get you one of those mobility scooters sorted Felix.

It will be fine dear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't help answer what the meaning of life is but you're in the prime of your life you absolute stallion!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just wait until your face looks like a badgers arse, then you will feel the change. Suddenly, you will have no more fucks to give.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I’ll get you one of those mobility scooters sorted Felix.

It will be fine dear

Benidorm

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I’ll get you one of those mobility scooters sorted Felix.

It will be fine dear

Benidorm

I am Madge

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I’ll get you one of those mobility scooters sorted Felix.

It will be fine dear

Benidorm

I am Madge

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Although there are women around who quite like a smattering of grey on the chest "

Yep, mine seem to be really liked by most people I meet

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"I’ll get you one of those mobility scooters sorted Felix.

It will be fine dear

Benidorm

I am Madge

I’ve never seen this programme but feel it should now be added to my watchlist. Is it actually any good or is it painful watching for an outrageous snob?

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
over a year ago

Cloud 8

I can't help answer what the meaning of life is but you're in the prime of your life you absolute stallion!

Oh, you! My winkie is blushing now

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"I’ll get you one of those mobility scooters sorted Felix.

It will be fine dear

Benidorm

I am Madge

Madge-estic.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Grey hair is gorgeous

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

You just get sexier by the day, darling

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"It's the grey walrus eyebrows that are the worst. Especially when you're trying to look all sexy in something tight fitting.

At least you aren't there yet, Felix.

Haha! Eyebrows can be trimmed. It’s the tusks that puts people off

I feel that chest hair can be shaved (no, it can; I do), but eyebrows can only be trimmed to a point, and then you look like a an alien.

And as for tusks, those are my vampire fangs.

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

Pretend its glitter, thats what I do!

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"You just get sexier by the day, darling

Mwah, daaaaaaahling!!

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

I’d start saving for Florida retirement home now if I were you, poor soul

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

I'm sorry to hear this Félìx.

At least you've still got another four years until you can apply for the Sun Life · Over 50 Plan, life assurance. You get a free Parker Pen™ just to enquire and a Goblin™ Teasmade when it's all done.

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"I'm sorry to hear this Félìx.

Thanks, Nero, that gives me something to aim for! At least I won’t expire through despair (although I was hoping for a different kind of gobblin….)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is why I keep my age range low. Not into helptheaged.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's the grey pubes that are really soul destroying

Shave. Problem solved

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"This is why I keep my age range low. Not into helptheaged.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"This is why I keep my age range low. Not into helptheaged.

I'll get me zimmer. Pfffft

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I’ll get you one of those mobility scooters sorted Felix.

It will be fine dear

Benidorm

I am Madge

I’ve never seen this programme but feel it should now be added to my watchlist. Is it actually any good or is it painful watching for an outrageous snob?

It’s absolutely brilliant. We could watch it at yours if you like?

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"I’ll get you one of those mobility scooters sorted Felix.

It will be fine dear

Benidorm

I am Madge

I’ve never seen this programme but feel it should now be added to my watchlist. Is it actually any good or is it painful watching for an outrageous snob?

It’s absolutely brilliant. We could watch it at yours if you like?

Is that before or after we play Prince?!

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"[Boots removed and hat left on by poster at 07/06/23 17:33:44]"

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

"[Boots removed and hat left on by poster at 07/06/23 17:33:44]"

This phone is so annoying

I feel for you Felix! Fuck it there's no meaning.

Brief summary.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"It's the grey pubes that are really soul destroying

Shave. Problem solved

Nah, I don't like being completely bare. There's few enough that I can pluck them out for now

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Hmmmmm

It doesn’t appear to be putting the ladies off

Chill dude. I’m greyer than you. No chest hair grey or otherwise though - just to make that clear

Mrs m

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like a young Phillip Schofield

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By *hinstrapMan
over a year ago

Barnsley

Embrace the grey.....or silver highlights as I call them

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

Sending thoughts and prayers at this difficult time, OP.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Like a young Phillip Schofield

Mmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just for men

Not just for your head

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
over a year ago

Cloud 8

" No chest hair grey or otherwise though - just to make that clear

Mrs m"

Oh I know that now! When I pulled a longun by your tits on Saturday you screamed and grabbed your vag

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By *elix Sighted OP Man
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"It's the grey pubes that are really soul destroying

Shave. Problem solved

Nah, I don't like being completely bare. There's few enough that I can pluck them out for now

Can you reach the end by your ankles…?

Yes, it’s the same joke. But it’s fucking funny so I went with it.

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