FabSwingers.com forum: What is the secret kink of the poster above?

By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

And in case you're not sure, this is meant to be light hearted

I'm picturing Jennie above me

She secretly likes to rub her naked body in crushed pickled onion monster munch before dressing and going for a meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gets all turned on by a sweaty top lip!

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By *iasubTV/TS
over a year ago

Ilkeston

Definitely sploshing me thinks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Definitely sploshing me thinks

Likes drinking washing up liquid

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Loves TVs

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By *iasubTV/TS
over a year ago

Ilkeston

"Definitely sploshing me thinks

Likes drinking washing up liquid "

Hopefully the formula is nicer than when i was a kid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Loves TVs

Wears his pants for a week without washing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Loves TVs

Wears his pants for a week without washing

Likes to have sex wearing chicken feathers

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Likes getting stuffed and plucked.

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

Army guys with their one in every port.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Loves TVs

Wears his pants for a week without washing

Likes to have sex wearing chicken feathers "

Loves receiving oral from people with dentures.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Goodmess likes women in ’80s running gear.

Meli has a thing for the strong silent type - men who shut the fuck up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Loves TVs

Wears his pants for a week without washing

Likes to have sex wearing chicken feathers

Loves receiving oral from people with dentures. "

Incorporates honey into her handjobs

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By *iasubTV/TS
over a year ago

Ilkeston

"Loves TVs

Wears his pants for a week without washing

Likes to have sex wearing chicken feathers

Loves receiving oral from people with dentures.

Incorporates honey into her handjobs

Loves to be spanked with a lettuce

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

"Loves TVs

Wears his pants for a week without washing

Likes to have sex wearing chicken feathers

Loves receiving oral from people with dentures.

Incorporates honey into her handjobs

Drinks camp coffee straight from the bottle.

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Have fetish for coffee enemas

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Like puppy play

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By *apidaryMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Rubbing yourself in Pickled Onion Monster Munch before a meet isn't a kink, it's just alluringly good manners.

Only being able to orgasm on the saddle of a Raleigh Chopper, like the poster above - now that's a kink. Damn impractical one, too.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

A secret sink licker

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

Naked butlering.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Cat role play

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By *iasubTV/TS
over a year ago

Ilkeston

"Naked butlering. "

Uses deep heat as lube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cat role play "

Wrestling naked in the library.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

They love having easyjet sex the half mile club

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

"Naked butlering.

Uses deep heat as lube "

Employs secretary's for secretary's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They love sucking on toes after the owner of said toes has been hiking in 30deg heat all day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love to play with cameltoes. If they can get the buggers to stand still for long enough, and they dont bite.

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Loves licking marmite off bum holes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Loves licking marmite off bum holes "

Steals children’s sweets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Loves licking marmite off bum holes "

How do you guess?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toe jammies... Its all about the toe jammies.

Perv!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toe jammies... Its all about the toe jammies.

Perv! "

Jennie likes wearing women’s clothes

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Toe jammies... Its all about the toe jammies.

Perv!

Jennie likes wearing women’s clothes

Likes fluffing chickens .

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Likes meeting really hairy men and playing "apes" - pretending (usually) to pick bugs out their fur and eating them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Likes meeting really hairy men and playing "apes" - pretending (usually) to pick bugs out their fur and eating them. "

Enjoys naked crown green bowls, loser has to drain all the old men players

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Likes dressing up as the chuckle brothers and spit roasting their playmates whilst they are planking.

To me, to you.

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By *omtom7Man
over a year ago

Tralee

Whips their partner raw for daring to question her

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By *ed MartinMan
over a year ago

Shefford

Tomtom7 sounds himself with a tic-tac before masturbating so it fires across the room as he ejaculates.

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By *iasubTV/TS
over a year ago

Ilkeston

"Tomtom7 sounds himself with a tic-tac before masturbating so it fires across the room as he ejaculates. "

Likes to be gagged with a sock thats been worn for a week

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By *arried ExplorersCouple
over a year ago

Newark

Likes to be gagged with a sock thats been worn for a week "

Clearly projecting own desires!

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By *arker secrets 321Man
over a year ago

West Bromwich

Whipped with a stick of celery x

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By *ed MartinMan
over a year ago

Shefford

Mrs Married Explorer gets turned on by stealing men’s formal shirts- but only the posh M&S ones with the stiffener in the collar.

Mr Married Explorer is finding it increasingly difficult to explain why he has to wear formal shirts around the building site.

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

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Doing it while jumping into a pile of giant marshmallows….on special occasions, dressed as the marshmallow man in ghostbusters

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By *r_BigHeadMan
over a year ago

The Naughty Step (aka Northampton)

Smearing themselves in peanut butter and streaking through the monkey enclosure at the zoo

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By *r_BigHeadMan
over a year ago

The Naughty Step (aka Northampton)

"Likes dressing up as the chuckle brothers and spit roasting their playmates whilst they are planking.

To me, to you."

Hahaha

Easily interchangeable with Mario and Luigi costumes as well for the gamers on here

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By *etefromderbyMan
over a year ago

Derby

Covering themselves with soap and washing by the looks of it,! Clean body dirty mind I expect lol

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By *exyfuncouple-40Couple
over a year ago

Bloxham

Hitch hiking with lorry drivers and stealing there yorkie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Covering themselves with soap and washing by the looks of it,! Clean body dirty mind I expect lol"

Drawing a pair of eyes above his smooth cock and pretending his cock is Pinocchio's nose. "Come here Fairy Godmother, you ever been with a REAL boy?"

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"Covering themselves with soap and washing by the looks of it,! Clean body dirty mind I expect lol

Drawing a pair of eyes above his smooth cock and pretending his cock is Pinocchio's nose. "Come here Fairy Godmother, you ever been with a REAL boy?""

3 cocks 1 hole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Covering themselves with soap and washing by the looks of it,! Clean body dirty mind I expect lol

Drawing a pair of eyes above his smooth cock and pretending his cock is Pinocchio's nose. "Come here Fairy Godmother, you ever been with a REAL boy?"

3 cocks 1 hole "

3 holes 1 cock

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By *hropshireGentMan
over a year ago

Shropshire

"Covering themselves with soap and washing by the looks of it,! Clean body dirty mind I expect lol

Drawing a pair of eyes above his smooth cock and pretending his cock is Pinocchio's nose. "Come here Fairy Godmother, you ever been with a REAL boy?"

3 cocks 1 hole

3 holes 1 cock

Putting Lego bricks in their anus

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Eating jelly babies from ladies bum holes.

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"Eating jelly babies from ladies bum holes.

Swimming pool suction holes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pegging with big mambo whilst his local librarian watches on.

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Lining jelly men up in a "chain" and hoovering them all up, with impressive sucking skills

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

Uses a cheesegrater on men!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Covers herself in Vaseline and rolls around the floor pretending she’s a slug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Agalmatophilia.

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Likes pushing shelled snails up his urethra then shooting them out

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By *iasubTV/TS
over a year ago

Ilkeston

"Likes pushing shelled snails up his urethra then shooting them out"

Loves popping balloons on his cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Likes pushing shelled snails up his urethra then shooting them out"

Locked and loaded. Pew! Pew!

Vorarephilia.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Likes pushing shelled snails up his urethra then shooting them out

Locked and loaded. Pew! Pew!

Vorarephilia.

They love taking the short way round

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Likes pushing shelled snails up his urethra then shooting them out

Locked and loaded. Pew! Pew!

Vorarephilia.

Loves a reach around from a Spider Monkey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He loves using snooker balls as anal beads

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By *iasubTV/TS
over a year ago

Ilkeston

"Likes pushing shelled snails up his urethra then shooting them out

Locked and loaded. Pew! Pew!

Vorarephilia.

Loves a reach around from a Spider Monkey

Loves banana sweets up the bum

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Is into adult diaper play.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Likes pushing shelled snails up his urethra then shooting them out

Locked and loaded. Pew! Pew!

Vorarephilia.

Loves a reach around from a Spider Monkey

Loves banana sweets up the bum "

Sideways

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Collects used pads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Collects used pads"

Loves to lick the back of ladies knee's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pouring pickle juice over himself whilst snorting diced pickles.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Pouring pickle juice over himself whilst snorting diced pickles. "

Secretly get off wearing teletbbies outfits while watching Parliament Live.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pouring pickle juice over himself whilst snorting diced pickles. "

It's pineapple not pickle

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

"Pouring pickle juice over himself whilst snorting diced pickles.

It's pineapple not pickle "

Danger wanks

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By *iasubTV/TS
over a year ago

Ilkeston

"Pouring pickle juice over himself whilst snorting diced pickles.

It's pineapple not pickle "

Licking fluff out of peoples belly buttons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pouring pickle juice over himself whilst snorting diced pickles.

It's pineapple not pickle

Licking fluff out of peoples belly buttons"

Having fluff licked from his bellybutton

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By *lay 4 your plessureMan
over a year ago

Wigan

Runs to sniff the seats on public transport as soon as someone gets up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mysophillia

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By *ussle SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

Using made up words

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He loves to suck RexHoles unwashed toes.

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By *iasubTV/TS
over a year ago

Ilkeston

"He loves to suck RexHoles unwashed toes.

Dipps nipples into lemon juice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He loves to suck RexHoles unwashed toes.

Dipps nipples into lemon juice "

Ooh. Someone pass the jiff!

Klismaphilia.

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By *iasubTV/TS
over a year ago

Ilkeston

"He loves to suck RexHoles unwashed toes.

Dipps nipples into lemon juice

Ooh. Someone pass the jiff!

Klismaphilia."

Do i want to google it?

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

Gets off on different keyboard sounds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They enjoy eating other people snottys.

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By *LIVEANDKICKING100Man
over a year ago

DUBLIN

They like to cover each other in jam and cream and get someone else to lick it off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cottaging

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Power rangers cosplay whilst riding pantomime unicorns

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

"Cottaging"

They are obsessed with the scent of anything thats stripy, black and white, so badgers balls and scunks!

Oh and mint humbugs

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"Cottaging

They are obsessed with the scent of anything thats stripy, black and white, so badgers balls and scunks!

Oh and mint humbugs

Younger men using all the orifices while making light gags

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Formicophilia.

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

Sticking scrabble tiles up his bum

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By *lay 4 your plessureMan
over a year ago

Wigan

Licking scrabble tiles

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Triple word scores.

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

"Triple word scores."

Seat sniffing

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Space hopper racing ducks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fictophillia

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Fictophillia"

Reach rounds, all the way round.

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

He makes out with his car.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Foot fetish

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By *erlinhgvMan
over a year ago

Liverpool / London

Wrestling naked covered in baby oil

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By *D of funCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Likes to eat jelly babies while have sex

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Like to nibble each others toenails when making out

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Like to nibble each others toenails when making out"

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

Being tied up upside down in a slowly filling water chamber with a monkey spanking you

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By *ed MartinMan
over a year ago

Shefford

"Like to nibble each others toenails when making out"

Danger sploshing- she’s lactose intolerant but can only orgasm when having allergic reactions to large quantities of cream, custard or rice pudding.

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over a year ago

"Like to nibble each others toenails when making out

Danger sploshing- she’s lactose intolerant but can only orgasm when having allergic reactions to large quantities of cream, custard or rice pudding."

Baggy bumholes

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By *ongueTwistererMan
over a year ago

telford/ shrewsbury/ bridgnorth/ wolverhampton

Likes filling dark crevices with jigsaw pieces

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

He's a secret lemonade drinker

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By *s-two-75Couple
over a year ago

"He's a secret lemonade drinker

Likes his “burger” filled with mayonnaise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Likes on toe jam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Likes toe jam

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Loves banana ripple ice cream

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Enjoys danger wanks - done while standing under a tree during a thunderstorm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loves tit wanks in ASDA car park

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Loves tit wanks in ASDA car park

Plays strip Ludo whilst acting out the key scene from Don't Look Now

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

He collects chopsticks

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By *rith47Man
over a year ago

Erith

Sniffing lads used underwear.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

Dresses as Iron Man and jumps off the wardrobe

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"Dresses as Iron Man and jumps off the wardrobe

Sniffing anf licking ladies public toilets seats

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

Uses plants as sex toys…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Uses plants as sex toys…"

Dips his penis in honey then stirs his cocktails with it

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"Uses plants as sex toys…

Dips his penis in honey then stirs his cocktails with it"

Sits on pringles tubes dry, whilst watching love Island

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loves to be spanked with fish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loves to visualise the Mario bros joining them for a gang bang

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"Loves to be spanked with fish

Deep throats squid n prawns down the harbour at sunset

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

"Loves to visualise the Mario bros joining them for a gang bang "

Having sex with a watermelon while singing god save the king.

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"Loves to visualise the Mario bros joining them for a gang bang

Having sex with a watermelon while singing god save the king."

Eating thr watermelon after its been used for sex, whilst listening to cbebbies theme tune

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Loves to visualise the Mario bros joining them for a gang bang

Having sex with a watermelon while singing god save the king."

Omg.... how did you know?

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

"Loves to visualise the Mario bros joining them for a gang bang

Having sex with a watermelon while singing god save the king.

Omg.... how did you know? "

Psychic ability.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

"Loves to visualise the Mario bros joining them for a gang bang

Having sex with a watermelon while singing god save the king.

Omg.... how did you know?

Psychic ability.

Ooooft - makes me speechless!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A desire to have sex with a fit silver fox

I can live in hope lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A desire to have sex with a fit silver fox

I can live in hope lol"

That was for two above lol

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

"A desire to have sex with a fit silver fox

I can live in hope lol

That was for two above lol"

Too late nobody believes you now.

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By *ai24Man
over a year ago

Hull

Dude likes aggressive geese pecking at his nipples.

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By *.T.Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Loves to visualise the Mario bros joining them for a gang bang

Having sex with a watermelon while singing god save the king.

Omg.... how did you know?

Psychic ability.

Love dresses as a Dominatrix Priti Patel whilst Cat dresses as Boris (mop for a wig, oversized suit with shirt sleeves that are too long). She then whips him mercilessly to the tune of Thomas The Tank Engine as he writes on a blackboard "I didn't know it was a party despite the food, booze, strippers and karaoke machine" 100 times...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Likes to open a bag of mini eggs in tescos, lick off the flavour and put them back on the shelf. I won't even tell you what they do in the frozen aisle with the fish fingers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Likes to open a bag of mini eggs in tescos, lick off the flavour and put them back on the shelf. I won't even tell you what they do in the frozen aisle with the fish fingers."

Oh do tell, and then there’s the yoghurt…

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

"Likes to open a bag of mini eggs in tescos, lick off the flavour and put them back on the shelf. I won't even tell you what they do in the frozen aisle with the fish fingers.

Oh do tell, and then there’s the yoghurt…"

Dresses up as a cow, goes on to the field to graze and then back to the cattle shed for a good milking.

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
over a year ago

London

"Likes to open a bag of mini eggs in tescos, lick off the flavour and put them back on the shelf. I won't even tell you what they do in the frozen aisle with the fish fingers.

Oh do tell, and then there’s the yoghurt…

Dresses up as a cow, goes on to the field to graze and then back to the cattle shed for a good milking."

Sex on public beaches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bank robber

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
over a year ago

London

"Bank robber"

And I'll do it again!

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"Bank robber

And I'll do it again!"

Prison shower sex

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
over a year ago

London

"Bank robber

And I'll do it again!

Prison shower sex "

Water is too dry, keep it in the prison cells.

Bondage sub.

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By *etro1940sCouple
over a year ago

Kingston upon Thames

mischief x : sex in an accountant's business suit with heels and glasses

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"Bank robber

And I'll do it again!

Prison shower sex

Water is too dry, keep it in the prison cells.

Bondage sub."

Top or bottom bunk

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

"Uses plants as sex toys…

Dips his penis in honey then stirs his cocktails with it"

That’s actually a fact…. Sweet and sour cheese flavour twist…

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