FabSwingers.com forum: Power Tool Combat

By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Yes….sadly this post won’t be nearly as exciting as the title may suggest and due to stringent health and safety protocols, there won’t actually be any combative activity whatsoever involving power tools.

Sorry

Nonetheless, I will be tallying up your votes in order to ascertain a clear winner, so….Good folks…..

What is your favourite power tool of choice?

Don’t you just feeling bloody awesome when holding one, ey?

Anyway, let this battle of the ages for ultimate power tool supremacy commence!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer air tools. The good old windy gun is my favourite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Impact driver!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chainsaw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love me a big petrol driven chainsaw.

Grrrrrr, chopping trees down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hubby has a garage full of snap on tools.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I quite like my mouse sander

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mitre saw is a babe

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By *ootyfruityCouple
over a year ago

andover

The reciprocating saw has a dildo attachment you can buy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love me a big petrol driven chainsaw.

Grrrrrr, chopping trees down. "

Anything that has a pull start is so damn manly!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My nail gun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love me a big petrol driven chainsaw.

Grrrrrr, chopping trees down.

Anything that has a pull start is so damn manly!!! "

Unless it’s me trying to start it, unsuccessfully. Then I look a wally

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Multi Tool...

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By *lueFireCouple
over a year ago

just somewhere around here

Can't beat a festool rail saw

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"I quite like my mouse sander

Fucking hell?

How do the mice feel about that?

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

What's the size limit? Where I work, we have power tools ranging from Stihl Saws to my favourite, 50 tonne tracked excavators with hydraulic jack hammers.

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

Does a turkey baster count

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Can't beat a big bastard drill. Pump those holes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do like my impact driver

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"My mitre saw is a babe "

A mitre saw is next on my wish list, currently swooning over my dust extractor, bloody marvelous contraption

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"What's the size limit? Where I work, we have power tools ranging from Stihl Saws to my favourite, 50 tonne tracked excavators with hydraulic jack hammers."

Strewth! That sounds an absolute beast!

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Does a turkey baster count"

I shall allow the baster; they’re rather sexy…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I quite like my mouse sander

Fucking hell?

How do the mice feel about that?

A little uncomfortable but they soon get used to it

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

"Does a turkey baster count

I shall allow the baster; they’re rather sexy… "

Glad I didn't try and flex with a 5 tonne wheel trolley jack hoister ramp

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

I’m in absolute love with my new battery operated cut off saw.

Much more powerful than expected and chews through all sorts impressively with pretty decent battery life.

So much quieter than my stihl saw and no more fucking about with petrol and pull starting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I quite like my mouse sander

I saw a mouse sander

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Cordless recip for me.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

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By *trideMan
over a year ago

Plymouth

Angle grinder.

Can make a serious mess of literally anything – fast!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Hubby has a garage full of snap on tools. "

There’s definitely a joke or two in this but I can’t bring myself to make one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hubby has a garage full of snap on tools.

There’s definitely a joke or two in this but I can’t bring myself to make one."
lol He has air tools but he bought all the electric ones. It's nice I don't have to hear the compressor running

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

My tractor’s got to be my favourite. That counts, right?

If not, I’ll go with the brushcutter. I love the smell of two-stroke in the morning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like a drill.

I know exactly the way that reads!

Its the only power tool I own and seems to do everything I need.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Yes….sadly this post won’t be nearly as exciting as the title may suggest and due to stringent health and safety protocols, there won’t actually be any combative activity whatsoever involving power tools.

Sorry

Nonetheless, I will be tallying up your votes in order to ascertain a clear winner, so….Good folks…..

What is your favourite power tool of choice?

Don’t you just feeling bloody awesome when holding one, ey?

Anyway, let this battle of the ages for ultimate power tool supremacy commence!

"
a cordless chopsaw what an invention

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

London

Phased plasma riffle in a 40 watt range

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By *ayo81966Man
over a year ago

barnstaple

25 tonne drill for bore holes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never mind the talk of the machinery. Show me all the photos of you with your tools..

and I don't mean your penis.

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By *ackonceagain1777Couple
over a year ago

West Mids

3/4 drive Milwaukee buzz gun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big Carl is one that pops up semi regularly in my working week. And no, I'm not getting mixed up with big Harold.

However for the handheld variety, can't beat a nail gun.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Update: This is tight; so many amazing power tools listed and my phallus has been subsequently rendered as hard as a Rolled Steel Joist…

Um….I mean carry on my fine people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Update: This is tight; so many amazing power tools listed and my phallus has been subsequently rendered as hard as a Rolled Steel Joist…

Um….I mean carry on my fine people

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By *empted23Couple
over a year ago

countryside

It’s a toss up between my petrol chainsaw

Or my concrete breaker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hedge trimmer - there’s nothing better than a neatly trimmed bush!

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Love me a big petrol driven chainsaw.

Grrrrrr, chopping trees down.

Anything that has a pull start is so damn manly!!! "

Amen! That is so true!

The primal power of the yanking back of the cord is, I feel, clearly symbolic and masturbatory in its intrinsic nature.

*fappety fap*

Ladies: You are aroused by men pulling back the pull start. Yes?

Just say yes. Please!….I’m so close to cumming here….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love me a big petrol driven chainsaw.

Grrrrrr, chopping trees down.

Anything that has a pull start is so damn manly!!!

Amen! That is so true!

The primal power of the yanking back of the cord is, I feel, clearly symbolic and masturbatory in its intrinsic nature.

*fappety fap*

Ladies: You are aroused by men pulling back the pull start. Yes?

Just say yes. Please!….I’m so close to cumming here….

Yes! I waited ten minutes so you could pre cum first.

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By *KloganMan
over a year ago

Ramsbottom

"My tractor’s got to be my favourite. That counts, right?

If not, I’ll go with the brushcutter. I love the smell of two-stroke in the morning."

Gotta love the smell of a two stroke, and for that reason I enter my unreturned “whacker plate”… god damn that’s some machine.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"My tractor’s got to be my favourite. That counts, right?

If not, I’ll go with the brushcutter. I love the smell of two-stroke in the morning.

Gotta love the smell of a two stroke, and for that reason I enter my unreturned “whacker plate”… god damn that’s some machine. "

Unreturned

I’m gonna have to hire one tomorrow as some utter bastards nicked my belle a few weeks ago.

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By *egoMan
over a year ago

Preston

Normal useful tools, then my impact driver.

Noisy tools, petrol chainsaw.

My fave tool ever handled. A battery powered jaws life. I chopped everything I could find with it, including a whole land rover dash.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The innuendo and double entendres in this thread are brilliant!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

I quite like my Dremel. It's not the most powerful but it's so versatile with its cornucopia of attachments.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Love me a big petrol driven chainsaw.

Grrrrrr, chopping trees down.

Anything that has a pull start is so damn manly!!!

Amen! That is so true!

The primal power of the yanking back of the cord is, I feel, clearly symbolic and masturbatory in its intrinsic nature.

*fappety fap*

Ladies: You are aroused by men pulling back the pull start. Yes?

Just say yes. Please!….I’m so close to cumming here….

Yes! I waited ten minutes so you could pre cum first. "

The pre-cum is flowing out of me like Angel Falls here….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love me a big petrol driven chainsaw.

Grrrrrr, chopping trees down.

Anything that has a pull start is so damn manly!!!

Amen! That is so true!

The primal power of the yanking back of the cord is, I feel, clearly symbolic and masturbatory in its intrinsic nature.

*fappety fap*

Ladies: You are aroused by men pulling back the pull start. Yes?

Just say yes. Please!….I’m so close to cumming here….

Yes! I waited ten minutes so you could pre cum first.

The pre-cum is flowing out of me like Angel Falls here….

I better get my steam cleaner out

I do like happy ending.

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By *929Man
over a year ago

northumberland

I couldn’t pick just one as all have their use and many I’d be lost without, my favourites are simply the ones that are the most use/save the most effort.

A few favourites and reasons why are

Belle bc350 brick saw - a bastard to store and move about but saves the back when cutting in a driveway all day long as not bent over, neater cuts and zero undercut as well as no marking for halves ect

Micro digger - fits in most back gardens, hand digging is fucking shit especially as getting older, saves effort and loads of time some smaller patios have had dug out by 9 o’clock first day

Leaf blower - sounds daft but great for blowing off excess brushing in sand as well as the excess jointing after striking off patio joints can do it straight away whereas would have to wait ages to brush off

When I first started working for my dad as a laddie he wouldn’t buy any gear and only tool for cutting in was a dodgy old sthil saw that wouldn’t idle and started when it wanted I remember afternoons sitting waiting trying the saw and every ten minutes hoping it would start decided never to be in thst situation when worked for self later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men and thier tools

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tried using his stick welder. I don't have the patience. It was fun but I kept jumping from the sparks.

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By *icassolifelikeMan
over a year ago

Luton

My Makita SDS and driver. Had them 20 years and still going strong!

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By *ikynminnyCouple
over a year ago

South shields

my cordless of choice Milwaukee

my impact driver is a beast takes hun nuts of nae bother

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