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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This weeks lottery or millionaires raffle numbers please............

Failing that I'll make do with some r&r time after a busy weeks work...... What would the rest of the community like ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This weeks lottery or millionaires raffle numbers please............

Failing that I'll make do with some r&r time after a busy weeks work...... What would the rest of the community like ?

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A cure for my bruised bottom please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This weeks lottery or millionaires raffle numbers please............

Failing that I'll make do with some r&r time after a busy weeks work...... What would the rest of the community like ?

A cure for my bruised bottom please.

Need it rubbing better?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This weeks lottery or millionaires raffle numbers please............

Failing that I'll make do with some r&r time after a busy weeks work...... What would the rest of the community like ?

A cure for my bruised bottom please.

Need it rubbing better?

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Only if you are very very gentle.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This weeks lottery or millionaires raffle numbers please............

Failing that I'll make do with some r&r time after a busy weeks work...... What would the rest of the community like ?

A cure for my bruised bottom please.

Need it rubbing better?

Only if you are very very gentle.

Warming my hands as I speak

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"This weeks lottery or millionaires raffle numbers please............

Failing that I'll make do with some r&r time after a busy weeks work...... What would the rest of the community like ?

A cure for my bruised bottom please.

Need it rubbing better?

Only if you are very very gentle.

Warming my hands as I speak

Apply arnica cream - it really does help.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This weeks lottery or millionaires raffle numbers please............

Failing that I'll make do with some r&r time after a busy weeks work...... What would the rest of the community like ?

A cure for my bruised bottom please.

Need it rubbing better?

Only if you are very very gentle.

Warming my hands as I speak

Apply arnica cream - it really does help.

Never heard it called that before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This weeks lottery or millionaires raffle numbers please............

Failing that I'll make do with some r&r time after a busy weeks work...... What would the rest of the community like ?

A cure for my bruised bottom please.

Need it rubbing better?

Only if you are very very gentle.

Warming my hands as I speak

Apply arnica cream - it really does help.

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Can you get that from a chemist?

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"This weeks lottery or millionaires raffle numbers please............

Failing that I'll make do with some r&r time after a busy weeks work...... What would the rest of the community like ?

A cure for my bruised bottom please.

Need it rubbing better?

Only if you are very very gentle.

Warming my hands as I speak

Apply arnica cream - it really does help.

Can you get that from a chemist?"

Yep. Just ask.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I would like a goldfish in a bowl that swam backwards.

Easily pleased me

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

New hip and legs please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"New hip and legs please. "

Should have come yesterday I had a sale on hips and legs, sadly sold out now

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"New hip and legs please.

Should have come yesterday I had a sale on hips and legs, sadly sold out now

You'd best pull yer finger out and send her flowees like the ones you sent me. Just to cheer her up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"New hip and legs please.

Should have come yesterday I had a sale on hips and legs, sadly sold out now

You'd best pull yer finger out and send her flowees like the ones you sent me. Just to cheer her up.

Suppose you'll want me to deliver them too

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"New hip and legs please.

Should have come yesterday I had a sale on hips and legs, sadly sold out now

You'd best pull yer finger out and send her flowees like the ones you sent me. Just to cheer her up.

Suppose you'll want me to deliver them too

yes please... Just dont expect me to answer the door.... I'm currently legless

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Bit early for drinking isn't it ....

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"New hip and legs please.

Should have come yesterday I had a sale on hips and legs, sadly sold out now

You'd best pull yer finger out and send her flowees like the ones you sent me. Just to cheer her up.

Suppose you'll want me to deliver them too

yes please... Just dont expect me to answer the door.... I'm currently legless

(I would suggest you consider taking advantage of her while she's incapacitated, but I doubt she's ever THAT incapacitated. I will however notify the local armed response team if you don't post for 48 hours. I'm sure she'll let you out by then.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"New hip and legs please.

Should have come yesterday I had a sale on hips and legs, sadly sold out now

You'd best pull yer finger out and send her flowees like the ones you sent me. Just to cheer her up.

Suppose you'll want me to deliver them too

yes please... Just dont expect me to answer the door.... I'm currently legless

Thank you for the concern of my welfare, much appreciated

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Oi TD, it'a standard 72hr non posting period in Scotylandshire

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Oi TD, it'a standard 72hr non posting period in Scotylandshire

Oops, my bad.

Right then swingle, hand deliver the flowers and if you don't post for three days I'll call in the SWAT team.

Enjoy him _muma!

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By *ardbellyCouple
over a year ago

Alicante

Will she need a vase for those flowers ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oi TD, it'a standard 72hr non posting period in Scotylandshire

Oops, my bad.

Right then swingle, hand deliver the flowers and if you don't post for three days I'll call in the SWAT team.

Enjoy him _muma!

Right need some provisions.......... Tenants extra....... Check

Deep fried mars bar.......... Soggy but check

Flowers........... Via crem ..... Check

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A double room in west London please! Start work down there on the first and as of yet.... NOTHING!! Eep...

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Oi TD, it'a standard 72hr non posting period in Scotylandshire

Oops, my bad.

Right then swingle, hand deliver the flowers and if you don't post for three days I'll call in the SWAT team.

Enjoy him _muma!

Right need some provisions.......... Tenants extra....... Check

Deep fried mars bar.......... Soggy but check

Flowers........... Via crem ..... Check

Oooh! Don't forget to take a bottle for her. I believe something called buckie is the appropriate drink of choice north of the border.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Oi TD, it'a standard 72hr non posting period in Scotylandshire

Oops, my bad.

Right then swingle, hand deliver the flowers and if you don't post for three days I'll call in the SWAT team.

Enjoy him _muma!

Right need some provisions.......... Tenants extra....... Check

Deep fried mars bar.......... Soggy but check

Flowers........... Via crem ..... Check

Boak and boak to the first 2 and nae buckie either!!!

Surely by crem you really mean interflora

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oi TD, it'a standard 72hr non posting period in Scotylandshire

Oops, my bad.

Right then swingle, hand deliver the flowers and if you don't post for three days I'll call in the SWAT team.

Enjoy him _muma!

Right need some provisions.......... Tenants extra....... Check

Deep fried mars bar.......... Soggy but check

Flowers........... Via crem ..... Check

Boak and boak to the first 2 and nae buckie either!!!

Surely by crem you really mean interflora

You think I'm made of money

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Feckin hope so.... Nae much point if yer not

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I would like to teach the birds to sing in perfect harmony.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Oi TD, it'a standard 72hr non posting period in Scotylandshire

Oops, my bad.

Right then swingle, hand deliver the flowers and if you don't post for three days I'll call in the SWAT team.

Enjoy him _muma!

Right need some provisions.......... Tenants extra....... Check

Deep fried mars bar.......... Soggy but check

Flowers........... Via crem ..... Check

Boak and boak to the first 2 and nae buckie either!!!

Surely by crem you really mean interflora

It's COD* _muma, I wouldn't be so picky. Sounds like he'll have plenty of fuel so you won't even have to give him rest breaks.

*cock on delivery

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By *uck_us_hardCouple
over a year ago

N.E Lincolnshire

A cure for my cold, I feel shocking!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would like a goldfish in a bowl that swam backwards.

Easily pleased me

It would drown - poor goldfish

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By *uck_us_hardCouple
over a year ago

N.E Lincolnshire

"I would like a goldfish in a bowl that swam backwards.

Easily pleased me

It would drown - poor goldfish

It would!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please could you remove this compressing headache I have had for days ........... I think it has something to do with all the snow ........ thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To feel human again... After four days this is doing my head in and I feel the worst I have all week

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Is there a doctor in the house.......... List of ailments as long as my arm on this thread now

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"To feel human again... After four days this is doing my head in and I feel the worst I have all week

Awww go steam yer head!

(don't panic ruggers, comedy reference to another thread with symptom relieving advice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To feel human again... After four days this is doing my head in and I feel the worst I have all week

Awww go steam yer head!

(don't panic ruggers, comedy reference to another thread with symptom relieving advice

All steamed out, just beginning to wonder if I should find a nice man to help me work up a sweat x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a week away somewhere in a log cabin with an open fire without my daughter (love her dearly but it would be nice for a break) where i can just chill out, gather my thoughts and truly relax

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To not have Broncitus

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By *uck_us_hardCouple
over a year ago

N.E Lincolnshire

"Is there a doctor in the house.......... List of ailments as long as my arm on this thread now

Lol you asked!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

New knees.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

To be able to sleep on my side. It's two weeks after surgery and I've just had my first bath - yay!

But I still can't comfortably lie on my side. And I always sleep on my side!

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By *ll-Knight-longMan
over a year ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)

"To be able to sleep on my side. It's two weeks after surgery and I've just had my first bath - yay!

But I still can't comfortably lie on my side. And I always sleep on my side!

Sends a cushion lined hammock to Sheffield

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"To be able to sleep on my side. It's two weeks after surgery and I've just had my first bath - yay!

But I still can't comfortably lie on my side. And I always sleep on my side!

Sends a cushion lined hammock to Sheffield

I've got a really comfy bed, but a slowly healing post surgery body that makes me swear if I try to lie on my side.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"To be able to sleep on my side. It's two weeks after surgery and I've just had my first bath - yay!

But I still can't comfortably lie on my side. And I always sleep on my side!

Sends a cushion lined hammock to Sheffield

I've got a really comfy bed, but a slowly healing post surgery body that makes me swear if I try to lie on my side.

with you on that one.... Sympathy and hugs to you xx

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

"This weeks lottery or millionaires raffle numbers please............

Failing that I'll make do with some r&r time after a busy weeks work...... What would the rest of the community like ?

A cure for my bruised bottom please.

Need it rubbing better?

Only if you are very very gentle.

Warming my hands as I speak

Apply arnica cream - it really does help.

Or.

Sit in an ice bucket

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"To be able to sleep on my side. It's two weeks after surgery and I've just had my first bath - yay!

But I still can't comfortably lie on my side. And I always sleep on my side!

Sends a cushion lined hammock to Sheffield

I've got a really comfy bed, but a slowly healing post surgery body that makes me swear if I try to lie on my side.

with you on that one.... Sympathy and hugs to you xx "

Gently given hugs right back atcha honey.

Have to say a memory foam mattress is a life (and joint) saver when you can't move much in bed!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Having been unable to source a reversing goldfish, I now want a mynah bird that speaks fluent Swahili with a Geordie accent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This weeks lottery or millionaires raffle numbers please............

Failing that I'll make do with some r&r time after a busy weeks work...... What would the rest of the community like ?

A cure for my bruised bottom please.

I will offer to kiss it better you

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