FabSwingers.com forum: You dont have to go about this as a bike

By *lder A Wiser Passion OP Woman
over a year ago

morecambe

YES you can be a swinger and not be a bike

You don't have to fuck everything you meet

I don't for one thing

I play when its right to

Gone open this thread now see what folk say

Cos I will say this we have far more women stay on here if some single men on here did not assume its a free for all and did not message women on here as slappers

We got far to many men on here these days cos of only only a small number of women on here who will go with anything they meet are making hard work of it for us all

THIS ISN'T A FREE FOR ALL NORE SHOULD IY BE TREATED THAT WAY

Most swingers wont go with anything. We are picky who we go with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let’s not shame. It’s up to the individual who and how many they sleep with. Live and let live

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

We might have to but some people just enjoy sex and lots of it lol

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Do you accept American sExpress™?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a Raleigh Burner.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

"We might have to but some people just enjoy sex and lots of it lol"

Edit might not have to.....

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I am very, very selective on who I meet.

I certainly don't need to replace my headboard because it's been whittled to a toothpick

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By *omtom7Man
over a year ago

Tralee

Awww, I like cycling

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

I mean, if someone wants to sleep with everything that's up to them. I don't see any need to be judgey about it just because it's not the approach I take.

And most of the men who are assholes would be assholes whether we had the occasional 'bike' or not.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Are women who have sex with lots of men bikes or slappers? I don't think so. I also don't think women who like to have a lot of sex with loads of different men are responsible for the way some men behave, that's entirely on those guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So, where are the local bikes?

*one for those that will remember.

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By *nigmaschild300Man
over a year ago

dunfermline

There's a lot more men on here than women , but let's not forget a large amount of them are gay,bi,pan and some are tv's, trans etc.

Not all men are seeking women or solely women.

And a lot of men who say their straight are anything but

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wow.

orrrrrr, we could just try the not judging thing, and let people live out their sex lives, however they wish to do so. whether that be having sex with one person 100 times, or 100 people one time.

just a thought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"wow.

orrrrrr, we could just try the not judging thing, and let people live out their sex lives, however they wish to do so. whether that be having sex with one person 100 times, or 100 people one time.

just a thought

P. "

Or 1 person 1 time

*I felt left out.

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

Huddersfield, centralish

So what's your definition of a 'bike'?

Sounds rather like slut-shaming to me.

I'm all about slut-faming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey siri, play bicycle by Vybz Kartel.

[D will know it]

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"wow.

orrrrrr, we could just try the not judging thing, and let people live out their sex lives, however they wish to do so. whether that be having sex with one person 100 times, or 100 people one time.

just a thought

P. "

That's a genius plan there P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why must you peddle this nonsense?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So what's your definition of a 'bike'?

Sounds rather like slut-shaming to me.

I'm all about slut-faming

Slut-faming… love it

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

Huddersfield, centralish

"So what's your definition of a 'bike'?

Sounds rather like slut-shaming to me.

I'm all about slut-faming

Slut-faming… love it

The Spark Company do a slut-faming t-shirt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So what's your definition of a 'bike'?

Sounds rather like slut-shaming to me.

I'm all about slut-faming

Slut-faming… love it

The Spark Company do a slut-faming t-shirt

That’s now on my Christmas list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I mean what classes someone as a bike? 133 veris?

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

Op seeing the number of veri's you have I can't help but think you're being a tad hypocritical

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

"I mean what classes someone as a bike? 133 veris?

Beat me to it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I mean what classes someone as a bike? 133 veris?

136

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I mean what classes someone as a bike? 133 veris?

136"

Ah grand, I’m a way off yet then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women can either spread them or close them , it's personal choice!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I mean what classes someone as a bike?"

Usually spinning classes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I mean what classes someone as a bike? 133 veris?

136

Ah grand, I’m a way off yet then

Now, are you sure?

Can't have anyone lowering the tone on Fab!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I mean what classes someone as a bike?

Usually spinning classes

Fuck that for a game of soldiers, that’s sadistic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Typo corrections .........

Think yourself lucky your profile states you're a Woman, if you were a Man, and with so many verifications, you'd possibly get a very different response.

Even with your many verifications, OP, we don't blame you for the bad attitudes of others, with our paltry amount.

Please don't feel bad, you didn't create that monster with your free spirit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I mean what classes someone as a bike? 133 veris?

136

Ah grand, I’m a way off yet then

Now, are you sure?

Can't have anyone lowering the tone on Fab! "

I’m not even near double digits yet

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Using the term "bike" is derogatory towards people who do like lots of partners.

Being "picky" doesn't make anyone better than anyone else.

We're all still fucking relative strangers.

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By *ellhungvweMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

I am not a massive fan of the “bike” phrase but I do like being ridden

Personally I think people who call other people “bikes” are often just jealous that they are not getting any.

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Well we have zero veris, so I must be a pure as white virgin and MrAbz must be desperate for anyone by now

Maybe we need to invest in leg powered transport to improve the situation

MrsAbz

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

Huddersfield, centralish

"I mean what classes someone as a bike? 133 veris?

136"

Damn, I've got 137 on this profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How many verifications does it take to be awarded two wheels?

Or do we also need stabilisers at that point?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I mean what classes someone as a bike? 133 veris?

136

Damn, I've got 137 on this profile

Always one to overdo it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I mean what classes someone as a bike? 133 veris?

136

Damn, I've got 137 on this profile

Omg, rev that engine and make your way over here.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Women can either spread them or close them , it's personal choice!

I know which one I choose

Slut and proud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women can either spread them or close them , it's personal choice!

I know which one I choose

Slut and proud

"Littleslut" , get it right woman!

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By *otbeefandonionsCouple
over a year ago

Bathgate

You can "go about this" any way you want

Seems very very strange to blame arsehole men on women who like sex

Wtf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really like riding, more riding please.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Women can either spread them or close them , it's personal choice!

I know which one I choose

Slut and proud

"Littleslut" , get it right woman!

I have changed my name accordingly. Thank you

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By *anshee99Woman
over a year ago

all over

148 meets for the OP

That's ALOT of SOCIALS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

By you own reasoning all women should be banned due to the minority who enjoy GG events. We don't judge just enjoy other ability to be confident in what they want.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Different strokes for different folks ! .. sex is like a big bowl of ice cream full of different flavours and toppings .. Grab yourself a spoon and enjoy !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does it really matter what consenting adults do...? Given the number of veris you have, the irony of this post is not lost one me..

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

We got far to many men on here these days cos of only only a small number of women on here who will go with anything they meet are making hard work of it for us all

I'm confused.

Are you blaming women or men here?

This seems the female equivalent of men bemoaning other men for ruining their experience on Fab, rather than just focusing on doing what YOU want to do, choosing who YOU want to interact with and letting everyone else worry about themselves.

Nothing anyone else does affects your life on Fab. Ever.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Does it really matter what consenting adults do...? Given the number of veris you have, the irony of this post is not lost one me.."

Don't fall into that trap.

130 odd veris over a ten year period is around 1 a month. Hardly someone fucking everyone on the site.

Just for balance.......

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"wow.

orrrrrr, we could just try the not judging thing, and let people live out their sex lives, however they wish to do so. whether that be having sex with one person 100 times, or 100 people one time.

just a thought

P. "

Can I have both options please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Finally! Thank you for standing up for the real swingers on this site OP, keep fighting that good fight!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Finally! Thank you for standing up for the real swingers on this site OP, keep fighting that good fight!

You owe me a cup of coffee to replace what just came out as I sexy snort laughed.

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"Finally! Thank you for standing up for the real swingers on this site OP, keep fighting that good fight!

You owe me a cup of coffee to replace what just came out as I sexy snort laughed."

He also owes a finger suck

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Finally! Thank you for standing up for the real swingers on this site OP, keep fighting that good fight!

You owe me a cup of coffee to replace what just came out as I sexy snort laughed.

He also owes a finger suck

To me? How dr*nk was I that I don't recall...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does it really matter what consenting adults do...? Given the number of veris you have, the irony of this post is not lost one me..

Don't fall into that trap.

130 odd veris over a ten year period is around 1 a month. Hardly someone fucking everyone on the site.

Just for balance.......

Tbh it could 130 in a month...I'd still pass no judgement.... actually I think I'd be impressed

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

We got far to many men on here these days cos of only only a small number of women on here who will go with anything they meet are making hard work of it for us all

I'm confused.

Are you blaming women or men here?

Nothing anyone else does affects your life on Fab. Ever.

What she's saying is men think women are up for everyone and everything, because we're on a swingers' site.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does it really matter what consenting adults do...? Given the number of veris you have, the irony of this post is not lost one me..

Don't fall into that trap.

130 odd veris over a ten year period is around 1 a month. Hardly someone fucking everyone on the site.

Just for balance.......

I was just doing the calculation when I saw you had already done so!

Also.... A number of veris could just be socials?

Purely for balance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Finally! Thank you for standing up for the real swingers on this site OP, keep fighting that good fight!

You owe me a cup of coffee to replace what just came out as I sexy snort laughed."

I'll happily make you a new one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Finally! Thank you for standing up for the real swingers on this site OP, keep fighting that good fight!

You owe me a cup of coffee to replace what just came out as I sexy snort laughed.

He also owes a finger suck

Sssssshhhhhhhh... That was all in your imagination

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By *ausage1970Man
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Some do some don't I think it's a personal choice

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By *nigmaschild300Man
over a year ago

dunfermline

"Does it really matter what consenting adults do...? Given the number of veris you have, the irony of this post is not lost one me..

Don't fall into that trap.

130 odd veris over a ten year period is around 1 a month. Hardly someone fucking everyone on the site.

Just for balance.......

I was just doing the calculation when I saw you had already done so!

Also.... A number of veris could just be socials?

Purely for balance "

That's where the irony about veris Is. Having a cup of tea with someone does not say they're safe or good in the bedroom lol.

Most serial killers came across as nice people to most folk

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

We got far to many men on here these days cos of only only a small number of women on here who will go with anything they meet are making hard work of it for us all

I'm confused.

Are you blaming women or men here?

Nothing anyone else does affects your life on Fab. Ever.

What she's saying is men think women are up for everyone and everything, because we're on a swingers' site."

Yep. But some do that regardless of how many or few men women have sex with.

The actions of a few won't change that and if every woman on the site only met 2 men a year then some would still join thinking a shag was guaranteed.

There's literally no cause and effect on volumes of men joining just because some women like a lot of sex.

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By *enny PR9TV/TS
over a year ago

Southport

I've never liked the term "Bike" but they don't call me "The Blackpool Donkey" for nothing.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

"I've never liked the term "Bike" but they don't call me "The Blackpool Donkey" for nothing.

Is that because you take people for a ride??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've never liked the term "Bike" but they don't call me "The Blackpool Donkey" for nothing.

Nice ass

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

This is supposed to be fun. A break away from the everyday hum drum. If you meet 1 or loads, I don't care, as long as when/if we meet, we have fun

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Finally! Thank you for standing up for the real swingers on this site OP, keep fighting that good fight!

You owe me a cup of coffee to replace what just came out as I sexy snort laughed.

I'll happily make you a new one

You've got yourself a deal, Mr. Beans

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Town Bike were one of my favourite bands. Wish they hadn’t split up.

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

I got a new saddle delivered today

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By *enny PR9TV/TS
over a year ago

Southport

"I got a new saddle delivered today"

The best bikes go around with a mattress strapped to their backs, just in case.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a bike

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By *onicZMan
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

Some people have sex as a hobby. What's wrong with that?

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

"I got a new saddle delivered today

The best bikes go around with a mattress strapped to their backs, just in case. "

Would a airbed do?

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Using the term "bike" is derogatory towards people who do like lots of partners.

Being "picky" doesn't make anyone better than anyone else.

We're all still fucking relative strangers. "

Spot on, as always Nanna x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"YES you can be a swinger and not be a bike

You don't have to fuck everything you meet

I don't for one thing

I play when its right to

Gone open this thread now see what folk say

Cos I will say this we have far more women stay on here if some single men on here did not assume its a free for all and did not message women on here as slappers

We got far to many men on here these days cos of only only a small number of women on here who will go with anything they meet are making hard work of it for us all

THIS ISN'T A FREE FOR ALL NORE SHOULD IY BE TREATED THAT WAY

Most swingers wont go with anything. We are picky who we go with

You do what you want to and let others do what they want to do. Speak only for yourself and not for the 'most' and 'we'.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

This thread is wheely offensive.

The post doesn’t seat well with me.

I just can’t get a handle on it.

It’s a tyre-ing point of view.

A view the op really shouldn’t be peddling!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"This thread is wheely offensive.

The post doesn’t seat well with me.

I just can’t get a handle on it.

It’s a tyre-ing point of view.

A view the op really shouldn’t be peddling!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to ride my bicycle

I want to ride my bike

I want to ride my bicycle

I want to ride it where I like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread is wheely offensive.

The post doesn’t seat well with me.

I just can’t get a handle on it.

It’s a tyre-ing point of view.

A view the op really shouldn’t be peddling!"

Best post on the thread lol

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"This thread is wheely offensive.

The post doesn’t seat well with me.

I just can’t get a handle on it.

It’s a tyre-ing point of view.

A view the op really shouldn’t be peddling!"

Look, she spoke her mind. She didn’t brake anything. Let’s just keep things rolling.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"This thread is wheely offensive.

The post doesn’t seat well with me.

I just can’t get a handle on it.

It’s a tyre-ing point of view.

A view the op really shouldn’t be peddling!

Look, she spoke her mind. She didn’t brake anything. Let’s just keep things rolling."

I'm not getting my Chopper out though

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

"This thread is wheely offensive.

The post doesn’t seat well with me.

I just can’t get a handle on it.

It’s a tyre-ing point of view.

A view the op really shouldn’t be peddling!

Look, she spoke her mind. She didn’t brake anything. Let’s just keep things rolling.

I'm not getting my Chopper out though

Oh go on

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"This thread is wheely offensive.

The post doesn’t seat well with me.

I just can’t get a handle on it.

It’s a tyre-ing point of view.

A view the op really shouldn’t be peddling!

Look, she spoke her mind. She didn’t brake anything. Let’s just keep things rolling."

Rolling… rolling… rolling

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"This thread is wheely offensive.

The post doesn’t seat well with me.

I just can’t get a handle on it.

It’s a tyre-ing point of view.

A view the op really shouldn’t be peddling!

Look, she spoke her mind. She didn’t brake anything. Let’s just keep things rolling.

I'm not getting my Chopper out though

Oh go on

Only in the Garage in private

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread is wheely offensive.

The post doesn’t seat well with me.

I just can’t get a handle on it.

It’s a tyre-ing point of view.

A view the op really shouldn’t be peddling!

Look, she spoke her mind. She didn’t brake anything. Let’s just keep things rolling.

I'm not getting my Chopper out though

Oh go on

Only in the Garage in private

You don't have a garage

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

"This thread is wheely offensive.

The post doesn’t seat well with me.

I just can’t get a handle on it.

It’s a tyre-ing point of view.

A view the op really shouldn’t be peddling!

Look, she spoke her mind. She didn’t brake anything. Let’s just keep things rolling.

I'm not getting my Chopper out though

Oh go on

Only in the Garage in private

Will you let me have a ride ??

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Most times when people are pissing into the abyss they are talking about themselves

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

As a swinger, OP, I was unaware that I'd elected you as my spokesperson... Oh, wait a minute, I didn't; your views don't represent mine at all.

If a person (male or females) wishes to have a multitude of partners then that's their choice, let's them swing how they wish to and you do the same; totally judgement free.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Most times when people are pissing into the abyss they are talking about themselves"

When you gaze long into the abyss the abyss gazes also into you

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"This thread is wheely offensive.

The post doesn’t seat well with me.

I just can’t get a handle on it.

It’s a tyre-ing point of view.

A view the op really shouldn’t be peddling!

Look, she spoke her mind. She didn’t brake anything. Let’s just keep things rolling.

I'm not getting my Chopper out though

Oh go on

Only in the Garage in private

You don't have a garage

Shusshh I'm flirting here

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Most times when people are pissing into the abyss they are talking about themselves

When you gaze long into the abyss the abyss gazes also into you "

Fucking abysseses ! stary bleeders.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"This thread is wheely offensive.

The post doesn’t seat well with me.

I just can’t get a handle on it.

It’s a tyre-ing point of view.

A view the op really shouldn’t be peddling!

Look, she spoke her mind. She didn’t brake anything. Let’s just keep things rolling.

I'm not getting my Chopper out though

Oh go on

Only in the Garage in private

You don't have a garage

Shusshh I'm flirting here

Fucking hells bells… is that what it is?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"This thread is wheely offensive.

The post doesn’t seat well with me.

I just can’t get a handle on it.

It’s a tyre-ing point of view.

A view the op really shouldn’t be peddling!

Look, she spoke her mind. She didn’t brake anything. Let’s just keep things rolling.

I'm not getting my Chopper out though

Oh go on

Only in the Garage in private

Will you let me have a ride ??

It does need good lubrication

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"This thread is wheely offensive.

The post doesn’t seat well with me.

I just can’t get a handle on it.

It’s a tyre-ing point of view.

A view the op really shouldn’t be peddling!

Look, she spoke her mind. She didn’t brake anything. Let’s just keep things rolling.

I'm not getting my Chopper out though

Oh go on

Only in the Garage in private

You don't have a garage

Shusshh I'm flirting here

Fucking hells bells… is that what it is?

My attempt at it anyway

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

"This thread is wheely offensive.

The post doesn’t seat well with me.

I just can’t get a handle on it.

It’s a tyre-ing point of view.

A view the op really shouldn’t be peddling!

Look, she spoke her mind. She didn’t brake anything. Let’s just keep things rolling.

I'm not getting my Chopper out though

Oh go on

Only in the Garage in private

You don't have a garage

Shusshh I'm flirting here

Fucking hells bells… is that what it is?

My attempt at it anyway

Do you need some stabilisers??

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"This thread is wheely offensive.

The post doesn’t seat well with me.

I just can’t get a handle on it.

It’s a tyre-ing point of view.

A view the op really shouldn’t be peddling!

Look, she spoke her mind. She didn’t brake anything. Let’s just keep things rolling.

I'm not getting my Chopper out though

Oh go on

Only in the Garage in private

You don't have a garage

Shusshh I'm flirting here

Fucking hells bells… is that what it is?

My attempt at it anyway

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Blimey!

if I want to fuck 15 men a day I will! Best oil my chain up!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"This thread is wheely offensive.

The post doesn’t seat well with me.

I just can’t get a handle on it.

It’s a tyre-ing point of view.

A view the op really shouldn’t be peddling!

Look, she spoke her mind. She didn’t brake anything. Let’s just keep things rolling.

I'm not getting my Chopper out though

Oh go on

Only in the Garage in private

You don't have a garage

Shusshh I'm flirting here

Fucking hells bells… is that what it is?

My attempt at it anyway

Do you need some stabilisers??

I'm new to all this you see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The saying “people in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones” springs to mind

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Ladies wanting lubricants? Provider here

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