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By *eviant Knight OP   Man
over a year ago

Norton

Have a horizontal butt crack or a vertical mouth?

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By *he MinionMan
over a year ago

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Horizontal butt crack. I can always sit on a toilet for a No.2 sideways. But a vertical mouth would be awkward. Although potentially perfect for kiss one thing

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Surely a vertical mouth would benefit cunnilingus pursuits….

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By *eviant Knight OP   Man
over a year ago

Norton


"Horizontal butt crack. I can always sit on a toilet for a No.2 sideways. But a vertical mouth would be awkward. Although potentially perfect for kiss one thing"

Your bum would clap everytime you went down stairs though

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Have a horizontal butt crack or a vertical mouth?

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Congrats.

It's so rare to see an original forum thread these days.

*Doffs cap*

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*oh - and definitely the horizontal butt crack. A vertical mouth would be fine for cunnilingus but awkward for eating pizza slices as the toppings would all fall off.

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