FabSwingers.com forum: Verify yourself

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yep you read that right.

If you could verify yourself - what would you say ?

Ps. Don't anyone dare to say "treat me with respect".

Tones

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Great guy. Made me laugh so much we had to go shopping for blue underwear

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Treat me with respect

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By *eedsmale36Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Keeping this one to myself

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Treat me with respect

I'll give you a little respect alright

T x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Keeping this one to myself

Aww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What an utter twonk but gave me the best 10 seconds that day ... Ladies make sure you absolutely avoid this one, he's infectious like Ebola.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Great guy. Made me laugh so much we had to go shopping for blue underwear

Are you having shopping lingerie blues CG?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Treat me with respect

I'll give you a little respect alright

T x "

I honestly couldn’t help myself T

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By *hrek101Man
over a year ago

Herts

Nice guy, tea, choux buns and eclairs at half time

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Great guy. Made me laugh so much we had to go shopping for blue underwear

Are you having shopping lingerie blues CG?

All the time.

Pfffft

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Treat me with respect

I'll give you a little respect alright

T x

I honestly couldn’t help myself T

Me neither. And worked out well

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Treat me with respect

And give her a good spanking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He tries, bless him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mrs really knows her stuff, if you get a chance to meet, don't turn them down.

Mr makes a nice cuppa.

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By *anderingArtistMan
over a year ago

an abstract world

"Loveable dickead. Can eat pussy for hours. Don't hesitate to sit on his face. Will have you gushing for days, even after you've left. Doesn't care if squirt even is pee."

Think that pretty much covers everything

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Bit of a tit at times, couldn’t shut her up, a disaster waiting to happen. Oh and she thinks she can dance

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘His knowledge of the reproductive habits of Cuttlefish was interesting…..for about thirty seconds, after which I got up and left him talking to himself.’

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

Turned up late, tripped over her own feet, spilled tea everywhere and talked too much. I shoved something in her mouth to shut her up in the end! Sucked like a Dyson, with a broken motor, so I treated her to a wet n wild time, she was like a tsunami.

She is one of the good ones, guys, wish I could keep her all for myself, treat her with respect!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Treat me with respect

And give her a good spanking.

Many have tried… and failed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Treat me with respect

And give her a good spanking.

Many have tried… and failed

There is still time

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bit of a tit at times, couldn’t shut her up, a disaster waiting to happen. Oh and she thinks she can dance

She can. Especially when Tina starts rolling in

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"Bit of a tit at times, couldn’t shut her up, a disaster waiting to happen. Oh and she thinks she can dance

She can. Especially when Tina starts rolling in

Whiplash nearly every time

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Treat me with respect

And give her a good spanking.

Many have tried… and failed

Sounds like a challenge

Challenge accepted

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I've chuckled a lot already. Please continue

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I've chuckled a lot already. Please continue

What about yours???

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've chuckled a lot already. Please continue

What about yours???

I forgot mine own.. Good point CG

That's what I do with my own threads a lot..

Give me a moment

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I've chuckled a lot already. Please continue

What about yours???

I forgot mine own.. Good point CG

That's what I do with my own threads a lot..

Give me a moment

Twiddles thumbs in anticipation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slightly underwhelming. Probably should have just stayed in the house.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He arrived late, came early and left hurriedly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Slightly overwhelming. Probably should have just stayed in the bedroom. "

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

She is awkward and prone to blushing. Shouts out "it's not a wee!" at inopportune moments

I have my doubts that he can find his way around a body given that he couldn't find his way to the nearest McDonald's

Despite this would meet again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like a panda!……

Looks much better in his photos

At least he showered

After 4 viagra we got him working

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great guy, great time, great coffee

Don't remember much after coffee tho...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Like a panda!……

Looks much better in his photos

At least he showered

After 4 viagra we got him working"

Like a panda ???

Why ?

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By *929Man
over a year ago

bedlington

Arrived in work van, Took a piss in my toilet and never bothered to flush the chain, Waited till I was asleep and ate half the contents of my fridge and disappeared into the night

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Great guy, great time, great coffee

Don't remember much after coffee tho...

Was it the red pill or the blue you slipped in it ?

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

This man is deffo going to give you arsehole flutters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Like a panda!……

Looks much better in his photos

At least he showered

After 4 viagra we got him working

Like a panda ???

Why ? "

Eats shoots and leaves! - You knew that though! Right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wonderful, distinguished, sexy … and deluded

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By *am_LincolnMan
over a year ago

Prestatyn

He's a little quiet but what he lacks in vocalisation he makes up for it in other areas. Would recommend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Slightly overwhelming. Probably should have just stayed in the bedroom.

Round 2?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

He's like the SAS:

In and put before you even realise

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Like a panda!……

Looks much better in his photos

At least he showered

After 4 viagra we got him working

Like a panda ???

Why ?

Eats shoots and leaves! - You knew that though! Right?

I missed that reference but thanks for educating me

funny

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

Looks can be deceiving, she may look naive and innocent but there’s a little known side to her

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Looks can be deceiving, she may look naive and innocent but there’s a little known side to her"

You do look sweet and innocent

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

Great balls of Scott!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looks can be deceiving, she may look naive and innocent but there’s a little known side to her"

The well known side of her is familiar with everyone north of Milton Keynes tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ladies tell no lies.

The rest won't either.

Count yourself lucky.

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

"Looks can be deceiving, she may look naive and innocent but there’s a little known side to her

You do look sweet and innocent

Obviously because I am

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

"Looks can be deceiving, she may look naive and innocent but there’s a little known side to her

The well known side of her is familiar with everyone north of Milton Keynes tho

You’d be wrong, I’m selective

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Genuine, exactly what was promised was delivered, great social, fantastic kisser and am attentive lover in all aspects - dont let this one pass you by

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Looks can be deceiving, she may look naive and innocent but there’s a little known side to her

You do look sweet and innocent

Obviously because I am

I did say 'look'

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Looks can be deceiving, she may look naive and innocent but there’s a little known side to her

The well known side of her is familiar with everyone north of Milton Keynes tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘Shorter and fatter in person but would probably see again if nobody else was free.’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"‘Shorter and fatter in person but would probably see again if nobody else was free.’ "

‘His pickle is certainly magic. I’d like to cum all over that shaft of his again some time soon. If you’re lucky enough, don’t pass up the opportunity’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Slightly overwhelming. Probably should have just stayed in the bedroom.

Round 2?

And then some

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

He's definitely a keeper but I feel he should be shared, I felt like a real life princess from the moment we met until he left.

He also puts the toilet seat down after peeing and doesn't double dip so you don't need to worry about yeast infections

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Absolute fakes. Avoid like the plague

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Absolute fakes. Avoid like the plague

I live in London so maybe I’d have got the plague?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Absolute fakes. Avoid like the plague

Shall we call WHO?

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By *nobyMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

Nice guy. Made us both laugh, put us at ease. We had a ball! He had two. Sex was good but not outstanding, except at 6pm when the back door unexpectedly blew shut, and for a while all three of us were outstanding in the garden. Spare keys, so happy ending!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Absolute fakes. Avoid like the plague

I live in London so maybe I’d have got the plague?"

Only if you touched.....

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Absolute fakes. Avoid like the plague

Shall we call WHO?

Dr WHO is probably recommended

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Absolute fakes. Avoid like the plague

I live in London so maybe I’d have got the plague?

Only if you touched.....

Oh there would be touching

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Absolute fakes. Avoid like the plague

I live in London so maybe I’d have got the plague?

Only if you touched.....

Oh there would be touching "

Call a quack, quick!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If someone met me (I won't speak for Miles here haha) theh would write:

"Issues. Issues everywhere. Abort!"

Tones

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

* they even

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"If someone met me (I won't speak for Miles here haha) theh would write:

"Issues. Issues everywhere. Abort!"

Tones"

Wears tit t-shirts like no other

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By *lay 4 your plessureMan
over a year ago

Wigan

A bit like a roller-coaster. At first you look and think, omg, do I really want to do this? A little apprehension at the beginning but then has you screaming and wanting to go again.... could also just turn your stomach and make you sick.

A little like your favourite tatty old t-shirt, there's no way you'd want to be seen out in public with it, but there's something so good about it when having a day in bed that you can't bring yourself to get rid of it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If someone met me (I won't speak for Miles here haha) theh would write:

"Issues. Issues everywhere. Abort!"

Tones

Wears tit t-shirts like no other

They were cocks !

I need a tit one too. You are right;)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"He's a little quiet but what he lacks in vocalisation he makes up for it in other areas. Would recommend. "

Welcome the quiet one

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

A dickead on the forums a dickhead in person. At least he's consistent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Total wanker and useless in bed. Avoid him at all costs

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

She looks far better in the photos, he's got a great cock & is a bit of a cunt, overall not too bad.

Mrs

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

"Turned up late, tripped over her own feet, spilled tea everywhere and talked too much. I shoved something in her mouth to shut her up in the end! Sucked like a Dyson, with a broken motor, so I treated her to a wet n wild time, she was like a tsunami.

She is one of the good ones, guys, wish I could keep her all for myself, treat her with respect!

Nearly spit tea through my nose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could do a lot worse than spending time with Ms Wyld, even although she's pretty easy to tame.

Just don't expect a sleep in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Managed to tie him down after eons trying to align the sex diaries. Finally managed to get down to some serious heavy petting and mediocre quality rumpy-pumpy. Surprisingly agile for a fat lad, he’s well worth giving him one, maybe even two. Everyone should experience his Fast and Furious, at least once. Don’t hand him your knickers though, I’m considering legal action to get mine back. They’re expensive.

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By *aggonerMan
over a year ago

for a penny

When he talked of “sleeping together” I thought it was quaint. However, he left me in the bedroom to undress and came back in his pyjamas, carrying a hot water bottle and handed me a flannelette nightie.

He did offer to go halves on my bus fair home.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

She didn't shut up until I stuck my dick in her mouth.

Mrs TMN x

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By *r Black 85Man
over a year ago

nottingham

A lovely personality and a great sense of humour. A smile to brighten anyone's day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought Glow had a fetish about surveys but turns out wanted by Interpol.

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

I already put a self veri on my profile after taking time off

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By *lasphemousGirlWoman
over a year ago

Cambs

Looks can be deceiving...

She actually quite nice.. and not an axe murderer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought he’d never finish!

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I’ve never met a chap from fab with such a colourful selection of underpants.

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane

She's just a pain in the arse...Great craic though

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"She's just a pain in the arse...Great craic though

It certainly is

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I already put a self veri on my profile after taking time off

I just read it ! There are some discrepancies! Banter much higher to start with. Come on

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Managed to tie him down after eons trying to align the sex diaries. Finally managed to get down to some serious heavy petting and mediocre quality rumpy-pumpy. Surprisingly agile for a fat lad, he’s well worth giving him one, maybe even two. Everyone should experience his Fast and Furious, at least once. Don’t hand him your knickers though, I’m considering legal action to get mine back. They’re expensive. "

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By *ezebel100Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"A bit like a roller-coaster. At first you look and think, omg, do I really want to do this? A little apprehension at the beginning but then has you screaming and wanting to go again.... could also just turn your stomach and make you sick.

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By *WC-SWMan
over a year ago

swindon

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By *WC-SWMan
over a year ago

swindon

Swindon

Hung, loves pleasuring a woman first and a repeater... never has time to plan a meet in advance due to job constraints..so hardly has sex

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By *our TV fantasyTV/TS
over a year ago

Waterloo, Liverpool

He can really handle himself, since there isn't always someone else to do it.

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane

"She's just a pain in the arse...Great craic though

It certainly is

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By *eil1955Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

Stiff upper lip!.....and thats about it these days...

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"She is awkward and prone to blushing. Shouts out "it's not a wee!" at inopportune moments

I have my doubts that he can find his way around a body given that he couldn't find his way to the nearest McDonald's

Despite this would meet again.

OMG. I love you

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Waffling twunt, kind of intense. Cool if you like that sort of thing, nightmare if you don't.

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By *andadbodMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Turned up as expected, left when asked

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Exhausting & not in a good way.

FFS woman, shut up & lay off the caffeine.

(Nice tits though)

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By *oyahandrussCouple
over a year ago

Nr Rugby

Please some one sit on his face lol

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By *taminafordays0Man
over a year ago

epping

He will be a pain in your arse…..have you dripping like a melting ice cream and have you oozing with goodness!

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By *izzy69Man
over a year ago

London

Doesn't drink

Doesn't smoke

So I knew there had to be something dark and debauched about him.

Sure enough, totally corrupted my mind in a single evening.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Great guy, great time, great coffee

Don't remember much after coffee tho...

Was it the red pill or the blue you slipped in it ?

Haha combination of both

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Absolute bitch. Impossible to have a conversation without everything being drenched in sarcasm and attitude. Flips between word vomit and silences. Only any good when her mouth is full. 2/10.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“I don’t even know what league this guy is in, but I definitely Wood like to play a game with him again.”

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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago

london stratford

Some will like him and some wont.

He is not everyones cuppa tea.

You can call him Quirky, Eccentric (his favorite description) or plain old weird (most peoples description of him).

He can be funny when he knows you and does not take himself seriously.

He is also very kinky and loves taboo shit, so be careful.

Looks wise. Short, fat (got a Chinese budha figure) but he is not a minger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You don't matter.

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By *icassolifelikeMan
over a year ago

Luton

This big hunk of stuff has a face only a mother could love. But don’t let that put you off! He’s charm and wit will have you trembling at the knees! Then again he’s bad breath could do that too.

You can keep your Brad Pitt’s as this guy is more like his brother…….Cess.

Treat him with respect!

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