FabSwingers.com forum: Best first line

By *koda33 OP Man
over a year ago

garvesend

Whats the ultimate pick up line you know or have used lol?

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

FAF?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Do you fancy going halves on a bastard?

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By *koda33 OP Man
over a year ago

garvesend

Lol that's cold mate

But funny

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By *koda33 OP Man
over a year ago

garvesend

What's faf?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Get your coat… you’ve pulled

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By *koda33 OP Man
over a year ago

garvesend

Like that lol

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"What's faf? "

Fancy A Fuck

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By *koda33 OP Man
over a year ago

garvesend

Oh I see lol

Of course!!! Lol ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get your coat… you’ve pulled

You left your coat here, I think you should come get it

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Get your coat… you’ve pulled

You left your coat here, I think you should come get it

Thanks darling. Totally forgot about that

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By *koda33 OP Man
over a year ago

garvesend

Mate that's awful lol

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By *heLaserGuyMan
over a year ago

Coventry

My names Paul....but you can call me anytime

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

"Mate that's awful lol "

If you use reply + quote, we'll know who you are talking to

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By *koda33 OP Man
over a year ago

garvesend

Come on who has the best!!!

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By *koda33 OP Man
over a year ago

garvesend

"Mate that's awful lol

If you use reply + quote, we'll know who you are talking to

Like this sorry new to this?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get your coat… you’ve pulled

You left your coat here, I think you should come get it

Thanks darling. Totally forgot about that

Hence mine pick up line works ...

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By *koda33 OP Man
over a year ago

garvesend

"Get your coat… you’ve pulled

You left your coat here, I think you should come get it

Thanks darling. Totally forgot about that

It's there lol

Any one do better

Hence mine pick up line works ...

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

Difference between you & my little toe?

I actually WANT to bang YOU on The coffee table later !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any chance of you sitting on my face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 06/06/23 00:20:18]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 06/06/23 00:20:18]"

What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my cock inside you..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 06/06/23 00:20:18]"

With them two pick up lines this is what the bouncer would be doing

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Do you want to make some memories with me? I've got a lovely memory foam mattress

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Ay up sugar tits. Get thee gums around these plums.

Works everytime.

The mr

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

"Ay up sugar tits. Get thee gums around these plums.

Works everytime.

The mr "

Swoon!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ay up sugar tits. Get thee gums around these plums.

Works everytime.

The mr "

Ay up treacle, 'ows about me and you go get sticky?

Is a personal favourite of mine!

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

[Removed by poster at 06/06/23 06:17:09]

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"Ay up sugar tits. Get thee gums around these plums.

Works everytime.

The mr

Swoon!

Thank you for proving my point.

See O.P, stick with me kid and you’ll do well

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you like cats? Check out my pussy.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

"Do you like cats? Check out my pussy."
# she’s pulled!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you have a mirror in your knickers, because I can see myself in them?

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By *igdickeasterneuropeanMan
over a year ago

Navan

Are you a beaver? Cause dam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s my birthday show me your tits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You look great in that outfit, but I bet you’d look even better in your birthday suit.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Do you like cats? Check out my pussy."

MEOOOOOW

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

“Incoming!”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmmm bbz ur hot I luv older women wanna teach me sum fingz.

100% success rate.

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane

"Difference between you & my little toe?

I actually WANT to bang YOU on The coffee table later !

had great giggles reading this thread

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands

In true fab style, cash for ....... (fill in the blank)

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By *icassolifelikeMan
over a year ago

Luton

I said to a girl once “ever had your tits weighed?”

It was around 10 minutes I awoke from the knockout blow. What a lass!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Nice shoes! Wamna fuck?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you a pirate? Because I have a lot of semen waiting for you

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

calling me at 12.30am to say "hiiiii". Worked everytime on me.

"Are you a musician? I'd say you're good with your hands"

Couldn't say no to that.

English wasn't her first language but she suggested 'a friendship fuck', well i think i fell in love with her right there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here’s 10p to phone your dad and tell him you won’t be home tonight

(Showing my age)

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By *mber81Woman
over a year ago

Chorley, Eng

Are your eyes spanners. Cause my nuts are tightening.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Here’s 10p to phone your dad and tell him you won’t be home tonight

(Showing my age)"

I actually used to use that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here’s 10p to phone your dad and tell him you won’t be home tonight

(Showing my age)"

Hands you my mobile..."here, call him on this"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy a Vin Diesel experience with me? It’ll be Fast and Furious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here’s 10p to phone your dad and tell him you won’t be home tonight

(Showing my age)"

£8.50 adjusted for inflation.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

Can i smell your pussy?? .., could be your feet right enough!! If said with the right cheeky glint you get away with only being punched once and having your balls stood on!!

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By *he Silver FuxMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

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By *he Silver FuxMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

“I’m going to stick my tongue so far up your ass, I’m going to be able to taste the shit you go through on this website”

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