FabSwingers.com forum: Most common status update

By *andadbod OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

So what’s the most common update you see in your local updates section?

Mine seems to be “female wanted to play with mrs”

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"Need my balls drained"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who wants to party

Male half available today

Meet at yours

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

Mum's out pop round FAF

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Need my balls drained""

Just about to post exactly that.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Hotel meet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘Male half available today’

‘Its snowing’

‘No one on here meets’

‘Parked near (random location) will suck your dick’

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By *andadbod OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"‘Male half available today’

‘Its snowing’

‘No one on here meets’

‘Parked near (random location) will suck your dick’"

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By *oursweetCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

[Removed by poster at 05/06/23 18:10:32]

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By *oursweetCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

Need my dick sucked. Meet now

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Anyone going to Eastney (nudist beach)

Anyone at BM carpark (dogging spot)

Got the day/week off... Looking for meets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of the ladies in my updates sounds like she’ll need a P.A for her inbox. Poor lass.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Face pics in messages or you’ll be blocked.

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Mostly jackanory bullshit along the lines of 'thanks for another great meet' (years old unverified profiles), 'just been let down again', 'anyone want to meet in the woods and suck my dick', 'free for a quickie' style crap.

Oh. And 'anyone want to watch me wank on cam'.

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By *ilth N KinkCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

Male half available today

Or something very similar

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

"So what’s the most common update you see in your local updates section?

Mine seems to be “female wanted to play with mrs”"

Most I see is

‘Can someone send me site supporter pass in exchange for pics’

like which sucker is gonna fall for that haha

And ‘anyone interested in used underwear’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Face pics in messages or you’ll be blocked. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Male half available today

Or something very similar "

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Is anyone FREE NOW

Every single goddamn day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Does anyone actually meet on here?”

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By *andadbod OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"“Does anyone actually meet on here?”"

indeed

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By *iasubTV/TS
over a year ago

Ilkeston

Mostly sum guy who meets at a random service station and its not even a nice one at that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gosh, I'm glad that I am not a woman on Fab, as the average blokes' update appears to completely lack imagination. The women in my updates seem to have a variety - no obvious repetition, some song lyrics, some random facts, some cryptic ones - I enjoy seeing them.

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By *os_GoddessofdawnWoman
over a year ago

In the clouds

Who's up for some naked fun?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who's up for some naked fun? "

You're going to get a lot of replies

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

One's just popped up on mine, saying they're back, just to delete their account

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘So horny today’

‘Deleting this soon’

‘Can accommodate now’

‘Anyone want to talk dirty’

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By *os_GoddessofdawnWoman
over a year ago

In the clouds

"Who's up for some naked fun?

You're going to get a lot of replies

Not my status

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By *implynaughty1Couple
over a year ago

stockport

Free now !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is anyone FREE NOW

Every single goddamn day "

Not my fault I’m free everyday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please read my profile………. or something or other

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Usual guys updates...

6PM .. Any lovely ladies like to meet a respectful guy this evening

7PM .. No interest yet anyone about ??

8PM .. Must be someone who actually meets on here

9PM .. FFS I'm horny women come on !!

10PM.. Fucking time wasters on here

11PM.. Fucking miserable bitches !!

Midnight... UNLOS !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m horny, who’s free

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Different variations of “I’m done with this place”

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I’m horny, who’s free "

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By *hortishblondeWoman
over a year ago

Essex

God I'm boring mine is usually how the weather is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too many messages…had to mass delete etc…

*ad’lib

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By *ooleyMan
over a year ago

preston

Oh. And 'anyone want to watch me wank on cam'.

See, *I'm* one of those who has the occasional wild nights in the cam rooms - no kink shaming, it's my thing on a horny night & there's no-one handy - and I post my status updates (not worded like this fellas') for my people on my friends list to see so we can meet up in the chat rooms. If I was local to you, I think you'd see them too.

I guess there's not much that you can do beyond block 'em. That would make the repeat offenders disappear, right?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Usual guys updates...

6PM .. Any lovely ladies like to meet a respectful guy this evening

7PM .. No interest yet anyone about ??

8PM .. Must be someone who actually meets on here

9PM .. FFS I'm horny women come on !!

10PM.. Fucking time wasters on here

11PM.. Fucking miserable bitches !!

Midnight... UNLOS !!

Perfect

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Usual guys updates...

6PM .. Any lovely ladies like to meet a respectful guy this evening

7PM .. No interest yet anyone about ??

8PM .. Must be someone who actually meets on here

9PM .. FFS I'm horny women come on !!

10PM.. Fucking time wasters on here

11PM.. Fucking miserable bitches !!

Midnight... UNLOS !!

Hahaha! Nailed it, Grumps!

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By *andadbod OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

the meet nows make me laugh, when they’re posted at 3am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who's up for some naked fun?

You're going to get a lot of replies

Not my status"

I realise that, but if you look down Fluffy Chicken posted a similar update she'd received and got the type of response that I assumed yours would attract. We (men) can be somewhat predictable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my God, JoeBeans is so sexy I just want to rip his clothes off and ride his face...

Or something like that.

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

‘Anyone have snow?’

Which I find odd as it’s June

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Usual guys updates...

6PM .. Any lovely ladies like to meet a respectful guy this evening

7PM .. No interest yet anyone about ??

8PM .. Must be someone who actually meets on here

9PM .. FFS I'm horny women come on !!

10PM.. Fucking time wasters on here

11PM.. Fucking miserable bitches !!

Midnight... UNLOS !!

Perfect

Fairly accurate

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Usual guys updates...

6PM .. Any lovely ladies like to meet a respectful guy this evening

7PM .. No interest yet anyone about ??

8PM .. Must be someone who actually meets on here

9PM .. FFS I'm horny women come on !!

10PM.. Fucking time wasters on here

11PM.. Fucking miserable bitches !!

Midnight... UNLOS !!

Hahaha! Nailed it, Grumps!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Who's up for some naked fun?

You're going to get a lot of replies

Not my status

I realise that, but if you look down Fluffy Chicken posted a similar update she'd received and got the type of response that I assumed yours would attract. We (men) can be somewhat predictable

Except for the ( apparently not ) obvious sarcasm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I see a lot of folk either wanting to buy or sell various things or ££££ type posts. Didn't realise this was ebay lol

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By *aggonerMan
over a year ago

for a penny

Lovely day for a walk in the park.

Lovely day for a walk.

What to do today?

Yes, we walk a lot here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh my God, JoeBeans is so sexy I just want to rip his clothes off and ride his face..."

I've notice this as your status update, was highly impressed at your self-confidence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh my God, JoeBeans is so sexy I just want to rip his clothes off and ride his face...

Or something like that."

Not vain at all.

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By *amierebelMan
over a year ago

My own little world

Anyone got snow

Who's able to give me a lift to..... and back

Mrs sleeping anyone fancy some fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who's up for some naked fun?

You're going to get a lot of replies

Not my status

I realise that, but if you look down Fluffy Chicken posted a similar update she'd received and got the type of response that I assumed yours would attract. We (men) can be somewhat predictable

Except for the ( apparently not ) obvious sarcasm

Oh, what?! I’ve just trimmed my bush in preparation!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh my God, JoeBeans is so sexy I just want to rip his clothes off and ride his face...

I've notice this as your status update, was highly impressed at your self-confidence

Well someone need to have confidence in me at least

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh my God, JoeBeans is so sexy I just want to rip his clothes off and ride his face...

Or something like that.

Not vain at all. "

Oh I've barely scratched the surface. Aren't you lucky I replied to your comment?

(I'm joking by the way, that was wankerish even by my standards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘I dribbled all over joe beans’ thighs’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"‘I dribbled all over joe beans’ thighs’

If you wear that red lipstick, you can dribble over more than my thighs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"‘I dribbled all over joe beans’ thighs’

If you wear that red lipstick, you can dribble over more than my thighs

Oh my gawd I’m gonna go put it on now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Milk n and sugars please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Can’t wait for blah blah blah……..you know who you are”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"‘I dribbled all over joe beans’ thighs’

If you wear that red lipstick, you can dribble over more than my thighs

Oh my gawd I’m gonna go put it on now

I'll wait patiently

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By *eelGoodIncMan
over a year ago

Mids

Male half available has got to be the most used status on this site. None of them are photo verified neither. It's actually adorable that they think people will fall for the shite lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh my God, JoeBeans is so sexy I just want to rip his clothes off and ride his face...

Or something like that.

Not vain at all.

Oh I've barely scratched the surface. Aren't you lucky I replied to your comment?

Yes, I'm. I was waiting for your comment patiently. You got my attention. Take me. Do whatever you want with me, Joe

(I'm joking by the way, that was wankerish even by my standards

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Who's up for some naked fun?

You're going to get a lot of replies

Not my status

I realise that, but if you look down Fluffy Chicken posted a similar update she'd received and got the type of response that I assumed yours would attract. We (men) can be somewhat predictable

Except for the ( apparently not ) obvious sarcasm

Oh, what?! I’ve just trimmed my bush in preparation!"

Well that backfired on me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"‘I dribbled all over joe beans’ thighs’

Stop it, he'll only want you to lick it off

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By *ostindreamsMan
over a year ago

London

Had a great night at *some club name*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh my God, JoeBeans is so sexy I just want to rip his clothes off and ride his face...

Or something like that.

Not vain at all.

Oh I've barely scratched the surface. Aren't you lucky I replied to your comment?

Yes, I'm. I was waiting for your comment patiently. You got my attention. Take me. Do whatever you want with me, Joe

Ooooooh well I'm not used to women being so forward but if you insist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh my God, JoeBeans is so sexy I just want to rip his clothes off and ride his face...

Or something like that.

Not vain at all.

Oh I've barely scratched the surface. Aren't you lucky I replied to your comment?

Yes, I'm. I was waiting for your comment patiently. You got my attention. Take me. Do whatever you want with me, Joe

It's too many people watching. Prefer privacy

Ooooooh well I'm not used to women being so forward but if you insist

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