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"Gentleman, do not - I repeat - do not spritz your favourite cologne or signature scent on your nether regions whilst getting dressed following a shower! I did...and it hurts like a-son-of-a-bitch. My groin feels like the combination of Krakatoa and the heat caused by a woman scorned!" Oh you fucker! That'll be sore fella. Every man is currently wincing in pain  | |||
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"Could be worse You could have touched him after dicing chilli " Spoken like a man with experience. 
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"Gentleman, do not - I repeat - do not spritz your favourite cologne or signature scent on your nether regions whilst getting dressed following a shower! I did...and it hurts like a-son-of-a-bitch. My groin feels like the combination of Krakatoa and the heat caused by a woman scorned! Oh you fucker! That'll be sore fella. Every man is currently wincing in pain "some of us are laughing | |||
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"Could be worse You could have touched him after dicing chilli Spoken like a man with experience.
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"Stings the nostrils... And balls. I'm not going to lie Nero, that smells like gasoline." • I haven't sprayed Diesel™ For Men in a very long time. | |||
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"Gentleman, do not - I repeat - do not spritz your favourite cologne or signature scent on your nether regions whilst getting dressed following a shower! I did...and it hurts like a-son-of-a-bitch. My groin feels like the combination of Krakatoa and the heat caused by a woman scorned!" So you had shaved said nether regions prior to spraying alcohol on them? Errrr… I don’t think you wanted to do that darling | |||
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"Ah, but, dear fellow, you smell wonderful in your nether region, don’t you? No pain, no gain. M" • Squire, it's more a case of No loin, No groin.  | |||
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"Well that was a daft thing to do, Nero "• Babs, you're back! And what a lovely back it is.  | |||
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"It also doesn't taste nice, Nero! Top tip! "So. What does?  | |||
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"Aftershave on the glans. Now that’s a fascinating sensation…." • Let's just say that if I were to drop my boxers for a fine woman it would be like opening a bouquet of flowers with a side order of Habanero chillies!  | |||
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"Can I add to that never be very generous with deep heat on a groin strain....thought my balls were on fire. "JESUS CHRIST THAT IS VERY UNCOMFORTABLE I walked about 50 metres and ran back home and into the shower | |||
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"Aftershave on the glans. Now that’s a fascinating sensation…. • Let's just say that if I were to drop my boxers for a fine woman it would be like opening a bouquet of flowers with a side order of Habanero chillies! " | |||
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"Gentleman, do not - I repeat - do not spritz your favourite cologne or signature scent on your nether regions whilst getting dressed following a shower! I did...and it hurts like a-son-of-a-bitch. My groin feels like the combination of Krakatoa and the heat caused by a woman scorned!" It's a convenient emergency disinfectant if you catch your old chap in your zipper though, if you've no dettol or similar to hand. I've worn button flys for years.....
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"It also doesn't taste nice, Nero! Top tip!
So. What does? "Me! | |||
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"Krakatoa - is that a new fragrance?" • It should be — for those with a strong constitution! | |||
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"It also doesn't taste nice, Nero! Top tip!
So. What does?
Me! "Without question | |||
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"I often spray a little cologne on my bits, also after shaving there, I never had a problem, I think it hurts or burns if you hold the spray too close and it "wets" the skin." Mint source shower gel has the same effect on your foreskin. Dove is the way to go | |||
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"Were you egged on by Syd and his Uni buddies to partake in this experiment? " • My 'Bites, when I referred to the "nether regions" I wasn't suggesting the Antipodes! | |||
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"Biggest schoolboy error ever! What were you thinking my good man? " • I wasn't thinking. I need to think more. Often.  | |||
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"What is Harrods Aftershave called then Nero ?? "• I'm not sure, Grumpy, but I hear from reliable sources it's a Horrid aftershave. | |||
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"What is Harrods Aftershave called then Nero ??
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I'm not sure, Grumpy, but I hear from reliable sources it's a Horrid aftershave."Stick to Harvey Nichs then dude  | |||
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"Gentleman, do not - I repeat - do not spritz your favourite cologne or signature scent on your nether regions whilst getting dressed following a shower! I did...and it hurts like a-son-of-a-bitch. My groin feels like the combination of Krakatoa and the heat caused by a woman scorned!" Lol! Oh Dear Nero. Yes fragrance does not belong on one's genitals regardless of gender. We ladies know how delicate our pink bits can be. Men should treat theirs just as gently. Lol!  | |||
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"I often spray a little cologne on my bits, also after shaving there, I never had a problem, I think it hurts or burns if you hold the spray too close and it "wets" the skin. Mint source shower gel has the same effect on your foreskin. Dove is the way to go "And on the lady labias.
I'm never showering with male shower gel again. Lol! | |||
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"Gentleman, do not - I repeat - do not spritz your favourite cologne or signature scent on your nether regions whilst getting dressed following a shower! I did...and it hurts like a-son-of-a-bitch. My groin feels like the combination of Krakatoa and the heat caused by a woman scorned! It's a convenient emergency disinfectant if you catch your old chap in your zipper though, if you've no dettol or similar to hand. I've worn button flys for years.....
A"I've not been brave enough for years to do knickerless and jeans. Lol! I went skirt and knicker-free last week....it was a hot day...and a hot meet.  | |||
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"Does it feel like you've used mint body wash" I was going to helpfully suggest this to wash off the perfume.... | |||
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"I often spray a little cologne on my bits, also after shaving there, I never had a problem, I think it hurts or burns if you hold the spray too close and it "wets" the skin. Mint source shower gel has the same effect on your foreskin. Dove is the way to go "Original Source mint is napalm! | |||
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"Gentleman, do not - I repeat - do not spritz your favourite cologne or signature scent on your nether regions whilst getting dressed following a shower! I did...and it hurts like a-son-of-a-bitch. My groin feels like the combination of Krakatoa and the heat caused by a woman scorned!" Oh Nero have you tried a cold compress? | |||
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"My worst one I rubbed deep heat on him before a rugby game! Worst pain of my life "I'm going to ask the question on everyone's lips.... Why?! Why the actual fuck?! | |||
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"I suspect Nero is hoping a lady will offer to “kiss it better” I, for one, am not falling for that again " | |||
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"Please tell me this wasn't post shave "• Thank you! Finally. For the record: this has nothing to do with me shaving down there. It's just..that..the cologne was astringent and formidable! Behind every strong scent is a strongly opinionated wømån. | |||
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"Put your balls aside for the moment Nero. I'm nosey and I want to know who you had your annual shower and spruce up for, it's not your birthday! "• It's my annual exfoliation; it's my Buffdåy.
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"Does it feel like you've used mint body wash" • Oh, this was much much worse. I don't mind the tingling. This was more like embers and kindling. | |||
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"Please tell me this wasn't post shave
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Thank you! Finally.
For the record: this has nothing to do with me shaving down there.
It's just..that..the cologne was astringent and formidable!
Behind every strong scent is a strongly opinionated wømån. "As long as nobody was due to go down on you Nero | |||
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"Could be worse You could have touched him after dicing chilli " Been there | |||
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"I honestly thought this thread was going to involve a ‘just the tip’ joke." • My groin burns more fiercely than Sauron's inflamed êyê from Mount Doom. | |||
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"Nero, I'd assumed you'd have a collection of scented, yet gentle, moisturisers to match your cologne collection. Quite disappointed to learn otherwise actually. "^^^He's worth it | |||
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"Nero, I'd assumed you'd have a collection of scented, yet gentle, moisturisers to match your cologne collection. Quite disappointed to learn otherwise actually. "• YOLO, that would be like tempering an inferno using dainty ice cubes! | |||
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"Dont put tooth paste on your arse if you had the shits for 3 to 5 days it hurts more than sanding the liquid from your eyeballs " Now who (and why) thinks toothpaste should go anywhere near one's arse? | |||
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"Does it feel like you've used mint body wash I was going to helpfully suggest this to wash off the perfume.... "• I'll need a hand, KC², like literally •need a hand•...! | |||
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"Ouch.. If it makes you feel better my ex once had a heat lotion incident " Distinctly worse than rubbing one's eyes after chopping chilli. Deep heat? Deep, lasting and profoundly unwelcome. | |||
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"I honestly thought this thread was going to involve a ‘just the tip’ joke. • My groin burns more fiercely than Sauron's inflamed êyê from Mount Doom." Sudocrem is your best friend Nero | |||
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"Dont put tooth paste on your arse if you had the shits for 3 to 5 days it hurts more than sanding the liquid from your eyeballs Now who (and why) thinks toothpaste should go anywhere near one's arse? "Minty fresh arse hole | |||
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"Dont put tooth paste on your arse if you had the shits for 3 to 5 days it hurts more than sanding the liquid from your eyeballs Now who (and why) thinks toothpaste should go anywhere near one's arse? "its cool in the mouth so u would think a sore anus would benefit from a good cooling anyway it dont cool anything | |||
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"I honestly thought this thread was going to involve a ‘just the tip’ joke. • My groin burns more fiercely than Sauron's inflamed êyê from Mount Doom. · Sudocrem is your best friend Nero "• Sod your crem' is what I say! | |||
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"Aftershave on the glans. Now that’s a fascinating sensation…. " . The new treatment for ED is ethanol that's rubbed on it. 66% effective. Obviously the package doesn't sell itself as alcohol and is way pricier | |||
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"Aftershave on the glans. Now that’s a fascinating sensation…. . The new treatment for ED is ethanol that's rubbed on it. 66% effective. Obviously the package doesn't sell itself as alcohol and is way pricier " • I much prefer pricier labelled alcohol in an atomiser. | |||
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"You don't fancy a penis massage with Tiger Balm then? "• There seems to be an 'eclectic' sort of offers coming in for my mindfulness and wellbeing! | |||
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"I went in the Penhaligons shop the other day, I thought of you Nero! " • I'm delighted to learn that there is a place in you mind for my name. 
Did you try the Blenheim Bouquet? | |||
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