FabSwingers.com forum: Blokes, can you…….

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

……. suck your own dick? If not, how close can you get?

Love and Penis (aubergine)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Close enough to cum on my own face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Close enough to cum on my own face

I should add, if hanging upside down like a bat

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Can you OP? Maybe you need more incentive. Perhaps a lollypop down your urethra?

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

My belly is a massive hindrance to achieving this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can get the Sky remote in my mouth if that counts?

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Can you OP? Maybe you need more incentive. Perhaps a lollypop down your urethra?

I tried a whisky miniature. Didn’t go well.

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Tried in my 20's

Succeeded.

Not a fucking chance these days. Would be an awkward call to 101 to explain how I'd put my back out and the thought of paramedics walking in to arrive with me in the Halasana yoga position with my starfish winking at them is more than enough to put me off trying ever again.......

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By *oublesixesMan
over a year ago

Corby

Not since I was a teenager

but can still arch over far enough for a facial

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can you OP? Maybe you need more incentive. Perhaps a lollypop down your urethra?

I tried once, I got that close that I could feel the heat from it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It only impresses me if you can still continue with a ventriloquist act!

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Used to get the tip in my mouth but various car crashes later I’m just not that flexible anymore

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It only impresses me if you can still continue with a ventriloquist act! "

A gottle of gear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you OP? Maybe you need more incentive. Perhaps a lollypop down your urethra?

I tried a whisky miniature. Didn’t go well.

I once met a guy who put a white board marker down his

That must be 15 years ago or so and I still wince about it now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It only impresses me if you can still continue with a ventriloquist act!

A gottle of gear

That’s good!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can you OP? Maybe you need more incentive. Perhaps a lollypop down your urethra?

I tried a whisky miniature. Didn’t go well.

I once met a guy who put a white board marker down his

That must be 15 years ago or so and I still wince about it now"

Was it permanent?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you OP? Maybe you need more incentive. Perhaps a lollypop down your urethra?

I tried a whisky miniature. Didn’t go well.

I once met a guy who put a white board marker down his

That must be 15 years ago or so and I still wince about it now

Was it permanent? "

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

"Can you OP? Maybe you need more incentive. Perhaps a lollypop down your urethra?

I tried a whisky miniature. Didn’t go well.

I once met a guy who put a white board marker down his

That must be 15 years ago or so and I still wince about it now

Was it permanent?

I hope it wasn't sharpie.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can you OP? Maybe you need more incentive. Perhaps a lollypop down your urethra?

I tried a whisky miniature. Didn’t go well.

I once met a guy who put a white board marker down his

That must be 15 years ago or so and I still wince about it now

Was it permanent?

I hope it wasn't sharpie.

Imagine going for a pee with a sharpie stuck down your Japs eye

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

"Can you OP? Maybe you need more incentive. Perhaps a lollypop down your urethra?

I tried a whisky miniature. Didn’t go well.

I once met a guy who put a white board marker down his

That must be 15 years ago or so and I still wince about it now

Was it permanent?

I hope it wasn't sharpie.

Imagine going for a pee with a sharpie stuck down your Japs eye

No thanks. I'd rather not imagine that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can you OP? Maybe you need more incentive. Perhaps a lollypop down your urethra?

I tried a whisky miniature. Didn’t go well.

I once met a guy who put a white board marker down his

That must be 15 years ago or so and I still wince about it now

Was it permanent?

I hope it wasn't sharpie.

Imagine going for a pee with a sharpie stuck down your Japs eye

No thanks. I'd rather not imagine that.

I wasn’t talking to you

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I've never tried. And I never will.

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

"Can you OP? Maybe you need more incentive. Perhaps a lollypop down your urethra?

I tried a whisky miniature. Didn’t go well.

I once met a guy who put a white board marker down his

That must be 15 years ago or so and I still wince about it now

Was it permanent?

I hope it wasn't sharpie.

Imagine going for a pee with a sharpie stuck down your Japs eye

No thanks. I'd rather not imagine that.

I wasn’t talking to you

Good. I wasn't talking to you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My beer keg gets in the way

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can you OP? Maybe you need more incentive. Perhaps a lollypop down your urethra?

I tried a whisky miniature. Didn’t go well.

I once met a guy who put a white board marker down his

That must be 15 years ago or so and I still wince about it now

Was it permanent?

I hope it wasn't sharpie.

Imagine going for a pee with a sharpie stuck down your Japs eye

No thanks. I'd rather not imagine that.

I wasn’t talking to you

Good. I wasn't talking to you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Completed it. Let me know when you can rim yourself.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My beer keg gets in the way "

But you’ve tried?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My beer keg gets in the way

But you’ve tried?

Nope I know better

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My beer keg gets in the way

But you’ve tried?

Nope I know better "

Can you lick your belly button out?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My beer keg gets in the way

But you’ve tried?

Nope I know better

Can you lick your belly button out? "

Not trying that it's to fluffy

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By *unseeker100Man
over a year ago

batley

I could in my teens and often swallowed

Sadly that was way too long ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My beer keg gets in the way

But you’ve tried?

Nope I know better

Can you lick your belly button out?

Not trying that it's to fluffy "

Like a growler?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I could in my teens and often swallowed

Sadly that was way too long ago "

You little fun seeker you

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By *929Man
over a year ago

northumberland

Never tried just thinking about it gives backache

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" Never tried just thinking about it gives backache "

Grow your knob then?

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

The secret is to have some ribs removed....

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’m sooo close….. *crack!!!*

Oh fuck!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The secret is to have some ribs removed...."

You dirty devil

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

No, and no reason to do so

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By *ullyMan
over a year ago

Near Clacton

Used to get the tip in my mouth but various car crashes later I’m just not that flexible anymore.

I could suck about half but a fall through a scaffold and a broken back stopped that for good. Worse still, not my fault but that of a stipid contractoer, and no bloody compo!

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By *929Man
over a year ago

northumberland

" Never tried just thinking about it gives backache

Grow your knob then?

Been trying to no avail for 39 years mate

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No, and no reason to do so

But you might like it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Used to get the tip in my mouth but various car crashes later I’m just not that flexible anymore.

I could suck about half but a fall through a scaffold and a broken back stopped that for good. Worse still, not my fault but that of a stipid contractoer, and no bloody compo!"

A bad back and no self suck

bad day

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" Never tried just thinking about it gives backache

Grow your knob then?

Been trying to no avail for 39 years mate "

Hang a weight off the end of your bobbies helmet

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I'm about a sky remote away from self suckage

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm about a sky remote away from self suckage "

Get virgin and you’ll be even closer

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I'm about a sky remote away from self suckage

Get virgin and you’ll be even closer

I'm taking up yoga and hopeful I can reduce it to a smart remote by the end of the month

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm about a sky remote away from self suckage

Get virgin and you’ll be even closer

I'm taking up yoga and hopeful I can reduce it to a smart remote by the end of the month "

Can we have a progress report with photos so we can support and guide you along the way

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I'm about a sky remote away from self suckage

Get virgin and you’ll be even closer

I'm taking up yoga and hopeful I can reduce it to a smart remote by the end of the month

Can we have a progress report with photos so we can support and guide you along the way "

I'll ask Helen from next door if she can film me over the fence

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm about a sky remote away from self suckage

Get virgin and you’ll be even closer

I'm taking up yoga and hopeful I can reduce it to a smart remote by the end of the month

Can we have a progress report with photos so we can support and guide you along the way

I'll ask Helen from next door if she can film me over the fence "

Can Helen suck her cock?

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

i would break my fkn back in half,,

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I'm about a sky remote away from self suckage

Get virgin and you’ll be even closer

I'm taking up yoga and hopeful I can reduce it to a smart remote by the end of the month

Can we have a progress report with photos so we can support and guide you along the way

I'll ask Helen from next door if she can film me over the fence

Can Helen suck her cock? "

She might suck mine if I poke it through the fence

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"i would break my fkn back in half,,"

That's a bit extreme to give yourself a blow

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i would break my fkn back in half,,"

But it would be worth it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm about a sky remote away from self suckage

Get virgin and you’ll be even closer

I'm taking up yoga and hopeful I can reduce it to a smart remote by the end of the month

Can we have a progress report with photos so we can support and guide you along the way

I'll ask Helen from next door if she can film me over the fence

Can Helen suck her cock?

She might suck mine if I poke it through the fence "

Watch you don’t get splinters in your cock, cock.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I'm about a sky remote away from self suckage

Get virgin and you’ll be even closer

I'm taking up yoga and hopeful I can reduce it to a smart remote by the end of the month

Can we have a progress report with photos so we can support and guide you along the way

I'll ask Helen from next door if she can film me over the fence

Can Helen suck her cock?

She might suck mine if I poke it through the fence

Watch you don’t get splinters in your cock, cock. "

Cock splinters

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