FabSwingers.com forum: How far would you travel for guaranteed sex?

By *ulpgrinder OP Couple
over a year ago

LN11 area

How far would you travel? If you knew you were going to get a good fuck. I’d be a Proclaimer and do 500 miles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a chance I'd go that far.

Maybe 50miles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If its guaranteed what kind of refund do I get, if service hasn't been delivered?

I don't think there is such a thing as guaranteed sex?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Oh, to the ends of the earth... provided they're not more than 10-15 miles away, and it's convenient.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

upstairs

Maybe as far as the kitchen if she was persuasive

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

End of the bed at least!

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By *nigmaschild300Man
over a year ago

dunfermline

10 miles max

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If its guaranteed they'll come to me

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By *trideMan
over a year ago

Plymouth

6,000 miles to Bangkok!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just for a night or day of sex? Not that far but a few days of sex and other activities I’d probably go as far as Scotland.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Australia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just go to a brothel haha.

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

I'll travel as far as it takes for a friend in need. For sex? My horizons are shinking along with my expectations. Pretty sure that "guaranteed sex" would turn into "husband will fuck your arse, you can piss off once he's cum". So unless it's to meet someone that I know and trust, probably wouldn't bother these days.

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By *he MinionMan
over a year ago

Depends on the partner. I'd go a very long way to be with some again

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

I think I'm inexplicably put off by the term "guaranteed sex?".

I think it's just me.

As you were.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not that far. If I was desperate to have sex I’d only need to travel up stairs and into my bedroom.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is the guarantee still applicable if the sex isn't good?

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By *andy manMan
over a year ago

Nearby

"How far would you travel? If you knew you were going to get a good fuck. I’d be a Proclaimer and do 500 miles"

…I’m 10 miles from you. I’ll guarantee to give you a good fuck. What do you say?

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

I dont do sex for the sake of it id rather a wank

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By *lexanderSupertrampMan
over a year ago

Gourock

It all depends who you're travelling to see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How far would you travel? If you knew you were going to get a good fuck. I’d be a Proclaimer and do 500 miles"

I'd want expenses for that sort of trip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mrs travelled over 1000 miles for a meet, with a then regular.

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By *ittyandtheboyCouple
over a year ago

Behind the bike shed!

The limit does not exist. But! As no sex is guaranteed, the question is rendered moot.

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By *ulpgrinder OP Couple
over a year ago

LN11 area

Hypothetical question not an offer, mate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If its guaranteed what kind of refund do I get, if service hasn't been delivered?

I don't think there is such a thing as guaranteed sex?

Exactly

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Scotland and I will one day

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Not that far. If I was desperate to have sex I’d only need to travel up stairs and into my bedroom. "

I'm not desperate

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

We travel 20 miles usually, although we would love to do a roadtrip stopping off in a few hotels on the way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not that far. If I was desperate to have sex I’d only need to travel up stairs and into my bedroom.

I'm not desperate

It was a poor choice of words sorry

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Not that far. If I was desperate to have sex I’d only need to travel up stairs and into my bedroom.

I'm not desperate

It was a poor choice of words sorry

You think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not that far. If I was desperate to have sex I’d only need to travel up stairs and into my bedroom.

I'm not desperate

It was a poor choice of words sorry

You think

What I meant was, I wouldn’t travel very far on the basis of guaranteed sex. I would if I wanted to meet them enough. Is that better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think I'm inexplicably put off by the term "guaranteed sex?".

I think it's just me.

As you were."

People really do focus on the lesser yet finer details, instead of taking it in the tone that it's meant.

It really does put a dampener on things, doesn't it.

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By *cotsguyyMan
over a year ago

Belfast and Fife

Travel is an adventure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We travel 20 miles usually, although we would love to do a roadtrip stopping off in a few hotels on the way."

Agree

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Not that far. If I was desperate to have sex I’d only need to travel up stairs and into my bedroom.

I'm not desperate

It was a poor choice of words sorry

You think

What I meant was, I wouldn’t travel very far on the basis of guaranteed sex. I would if I wanted to meet them enough. Is that better

Yes that's better

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By *ulpgrinder OP Couple
over a year ago

LN11 area

Yes, it does, it was only intended as a hypothetical question, more of a conversation starter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Upstairs maximum! Any further and I kind of lose interest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It all depends who you're travelling to see "

Under 500 miles to this ones doorstep and make him sing the song to me instead!

His a guaranteed shag!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

0.12 miles

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

I’m horny. I’d travel wherever the sex was.

I want sex NOW.

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

I travelled 100 ish. Guarenteed sex. Someone id been sexting with for months. Guaranteed. We both couldnt wait. Both bought gifts for the other person. Afterall it was guaranteed. Booked a lovely hotel as it was guaranteed. Had a quick drink. Up to the room, exchanged gifts... Both looked at eachother and went... "nope". She was lovely too. But... Wasnt to be. So guaranteed sex...didnt happen. And both departed feeling slightly flat but a tiny bit wiser.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

There are very specific people who we would travel across the country to see if that was on the cards.

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By *unseeker100Man
over a year ago

batley

30 miles or so isn't out of the question

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I imagine if it was just a good fuck then no-one needs go very far to find that. I'll go as far as Worcester. There's bound to be a bang all night horn dog hanging around somewhere.

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By *lexanderSupertrampMan
over a year ago

Gourock

"It all depends who you're travelling to see

Under 500 miles to this ones doorstep and make him sing the song to me instead!

His a guaranteed shag!

I'm already learning the words

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By *e renard de la campagneMan
over a year ago

Surrey mostly when over

Everyone is miles away from me alas so I would definitely travel

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

1/2 hour in case it's a wind up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3 hours to my

Anyone else, 0

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

As far as a West Midlands bus day saver will take me

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By *hagTonightMan
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

I dont have time to travel, so it would have to be a local sex meet

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

For one particular person quite a long way. Because it’s worth it

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"For one particular person quite a long way. Because it’s worth it

In other words he's L'Oréal

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"For one particular person quite a long way. Because it’s worth it

In other words he's L'Oréal "

That would be a pretty good fab name

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"Upstairs maximum! Any further and I kind of lose interest

What if it was really long 70 mile stairs??

Mrs

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"For one particular person quite a long way. Because it’s worth it

In other words he's L'Oréal

That would be a pretty good fab name

Who said it was a he?

And yes. L’Oréal. Totally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No one can guarantee a good fuck , and most who have professed they are have proven to not have a clue what they're doing.. for this reason I don't go more than 10 miles tops. Before I would be open to a good 40-50 miles or more.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"I think I'm inexplicably put off by the term "guaranteed sex?".

I think it's just me.

As you were."

I don't even get guaranteed sex at home sometimes.

Got let down last minute the other day.

Bloody timewaster..........

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By *allDarkAndTattedMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

I’d travel 1-2 hours to meet someone, but that doesn’t “guarantee” anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There’s never guaranteed sex.

I’d travel to meet someone I’d really want to meet, and I’d travel really far too. Possibly 6inches.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

For a guaranteed great encounter with a lovely man I have travelled a long way via a big bad bird in the sky

I wouldn’t do that for just anyone though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would travel 8 inches up Babsisisis bum hole for some sexy time

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"I think I'm inexplicably put off by the term "guaranteed sex?".

I think it's just me.

As you were.

I don't even get guaranteed sex at home sometimes.

Got let down last minute the other day.

Bloody timewaster..........

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Take a stroll down the end of the forum corridor and ye shall find the Time wasting thread.

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By *andadbodMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

upstairs to the bedroom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For one particular person quite a long way. Because it’s worth it

Thank you.

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By *unover40Couple
over a year ago

yeovil

We live in Somerset and had a regular guy that came down from Staffs

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

My partner does a 507 mile trip each way to see me. And I'd do that.

But sex is never guaranteed even then.

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

How good is the sex?

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By *issIrishCoffeeWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I would never travel for sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends how good sex ?

Personally I wouldn’t travel to nobody unless I have met them 3 x before on social or night out and actually everything going really well,but even then you can’t be 100% sure.

Had really lovely couple talking to us for while, even made WhatsApp group and went really well,but then got ghosted for no reason,so explanation. So I guess ever since then I’m not believing anything until they’re actually happy to go out with us 3x before we actually get to bedroom.

Alice

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By *roublesum1Man
over a year ago

Guildford

Once drove from Redruth in Cornwall to The Richmond hill hotel (getting there at 1am) to be met by a lady sat on the steps to the hotel with a gold beer and a filthy mind. I was tired but found the energy to stay up all night.

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By *he MinionMan
over a year ago

I used to travel to Hastings to see someone regular from london, so hour journey each way. The sex was a certainty and boy was it great. I think that may be the only reason she'd invite me down !

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

We’ve travelled a fair distance to meet people but they are our friends and we’ve spent weekends with them, to socialise and play.

We haven’t gone for the ‘guaranteed sex’ as we’d get that between us without travelling anywhere.

For good friends we’d travel all over for.

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane

"If its guaranteed they'll come to me

This

I'm a queen. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex isn't guaranteed.

This is beginning to feel like the opening credits of the Simpsons, with Bart writing on the board.

You guys are no fun.

Where's your imagination?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think I'm inexplicably put off by the term "guaranteed sex?".

I think it's just me.

As you were."

Not just you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guaranteed Sex ? ..on fab ? ..hmmm..if that was the case what are the forums full of threads by people that say they're having no luck in getting laid here ?..maybe it's just that l think there's no such thing as guaranteed...sex maybe but not guaranteed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm driving to Derby next month to see someone who has form for not showing up and breaking my heart but I'll be happy just to see him.

Even that's not guaranteed though.

Some people are just worth it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I travelled 100 ish. Guarenteed sex. Someone id been sexting with for months. Guaranteed. We both couldnt wait. Both bought gifts for the other person. Afterall it was guaranteed. Booked a lovely hotel as it was guaranteed. Had a quick drink. Up to the room, exchanged gifts... Both looked at eachother and went... "nope". She was lovely too. But... Wasnt to be. So guaranteed sex...didnt happen. And both departed feeling slightly flat but a tiny bit wiser. "

That's like a movie ...all that and no sex at the end ...it just goes to show that there's no guarantee... everything up to that moment was everything it should be but bet no one of the two parties involved saw that .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I travelled 230 miles once for sex... It was very disappointing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I travelled 230 miles once for sex... It was very disappointing "

We've both travelled that, several times and it was amazing amazing each time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I travelled 230 miles once for sex... It was very disappointing

We've both travelled that, several times and it was amazing amazing each time.

You're just rubbing it in now

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By *.T.Man
over a year ago

Visiting Glasgow

If I knew the lady and it was a repeat meet, no actual limit.

Furthest I have travelled specifically to meet someone was easily 400 miles from Belfast to London for an all day session

For guaranteed sex with someone I hadn't met before? Outside of a club meet, I probably wouldn't travel.

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By *oyahandrussCouple
over a year ago

Nr Rugby

Well if they were so attractive hot & I was totally in lust & at least x2 orgasm's were guaranteed and a lovely hotel overnight a long way

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I'll go to the front door to let him in.

Or further, if there are other things I want to do too. 50 miles with easy, fast travel is simple.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I travelled 230 miles once for sex... It was very disappointing

We've both travelled that, several times and it was amazing amazing each time.

You're just rubbing it in now

It was for each other, as we once lived miles apart.

Now, that was guaranteed sex, excluding and serious disasters.

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By *ezebel100Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

For one particular person I'd travel a very long way.

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Sex isn't guaranteed.

Sex isn't guaranteed.

This is beginning to feel like the opening credits of the Simpsons, with Bart writing on the board.

You guys are no fun.

Where's your imagination?

Fun isnt guaranteed

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