FabSwingers.com forum: What do you use your loft for?

By *he love cats OP Couple
over a year ago

South Wales

Maybe you have converted it, maybe it's used for storage or maybe its just empty and full of spiders.

Have a lovely day all.

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By *om114Man
over a year ago

Belfast

Keeping local children in cages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A shrine to all my victims filled with photo's of their penises and used condoms stuck to the wall.

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
over a year ago

Norwich

Don’t have one, and miss it. Well, not really to be honest.

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By *he love cats OP Couple
over a year ago

South Wales

"A shrine to all my victims filled with photo's of their penises and used condoms stuck to the wall."

What a great memorial

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s where the Christmas tree lives for 11 months of the year.

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"A shrine to all my victims filled with photo's of their penises and used condoms stuck to the wall."

Only photos?

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

Storing everything we want to keep and never look at and then move and bin it all….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A shrine to all my victims filled with photo's of their penises and used condoms stuck to the wall.

Only photos?

Yes I can't have their actual penis until I get called to their will reading.

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By *heekyFlirtyCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Stockport

We've just put our home office up there

It means that we get the spare bedroom back

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

target practice.... in prep for fab meets

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By *apidaryMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"A shrine to all my victims filled with photo's of their penises and used condoms stuck to the wall."

I do wish you'd stop pricking the photo with Voodoo pins at awkward moments of the working day.

The mix-up with the alpaca, the nurse from Nuneaton and the two bottles of artichoke liqueur was an unfortunate accident for which I've thoroughly apologised.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have a cosy little dungeon room cordoned off from the storage area in ours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A shrine to all my victims filled with photo's of their penises and used condoms stuck to the wall."

Trusting that the condoms are paired with their respective penis photo!

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Mine has a portal to another universe,a universe full of insanely hot women desperate for sex with myself and my wife.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Sleeping and showering in

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

An indoor garden grow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dead people

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

I don't. I'm scared of lofts and cellars and don't go in either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think a few on here use it for storing dead bodies.

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"Dead people "

Do you speak to them

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By *cotsguyyMan
over a year ago

Belfast and Fife

"Dead people

Do you speak to them "

Or do they talk to you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dead people

Do you speak to them "

Every Thursday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dead people

Do you speak to them

Or do they talk to you? "

Don’t be daft, they wouldn’t be dead if they talked to me

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"Dead people

Do you speak to them

Or do they talk to you?

Don’t be daft, they wouldn’t be dead if they talked to me

Or you'd schizophrenic

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Victims.

The mr

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By *antra MassageMan
over a year ago

city

Its empty... Except for the noises during the night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s where I put the bodies of men who insist they won’t die if I sit on their face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our loft has been converted into a spider zoo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The model railway my son and I are working on

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"It’s where I put the bodies of men who insist they won’t die if I sit on their face."

I wont die lead me to your attic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Growing my tomato plants warmest place I've found

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Growing my tomato plants warmest place I've found

Tomatoes, you say?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Converted it last summer to two large bedrooms and a shower room and moved both of my teenagers up there.

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

Witchcraft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shoes

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Just spiders x

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

Storing all the big spiders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Books

And currently storing female clothes until decide if want to dress fully again

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

"A shrine to all my victims filled with photo's of their penises and used condoms stuck to the wall."
,, my kind of woman

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By *hrisone85Man
over a year ago

SOUTHAMPTON

My Lego city

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

I haven't got one these days, but in my last house, storage of rarely used things and my very regularly used outdoor equipment.

Gbat

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

I think the birds have made a home up there. Can't get in it, so it's empty apart from them!

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By *hilledGuyClactonMan
over a year ago

Little clacton

Got a full sized dalek in mine

Wanted to see if I could make one

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By *ryan...Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

Avoiding all the bunkers

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