FabSwingers.com forum: It's the Law

By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

To have a shower and don clean PJs when getting into a bed with clean bedsheets.

What else is an unspoken law?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Putting the milk in after you’ve taken the teabag out

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

You toss & turn all night ,then fall into the deepest bit of sleep right before your alarm goes off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You take a cup or bottle of water to bed with you every night

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Putting the milk in after you’ve taken the teabag out "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To have a shower and don clean PJs when getting into a bed with clean bedsheets.

What else is an unspoken law?"

Sleep naked. Can't stand the tangle of clothes when turning in bed. Clean sheets, shower and a dusting of talcume powder on sheet

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"You toss & turn all night ,then fall into the deepest bit of sleep right before your alarm goes off."

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By *iking67Man
over a year ago

BP Auckland

When I am driving the sun comes out but the law is as soon as I fumble about finding and putting on my sunglasses the sun goes in not to be seen again until I take them off and put them away.

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Rain on your day off.

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By *razzyhorseMan
over a year ago

cambridge

Whenever you mention that it's been a quiet day at work all hell breaks loose...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eyes forward, no talking in the men’s toilets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whenever you mention that it's been a quiet day at work all hell breaks loose..."

Never say the dreaded ‘Q’ word..!!!

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By *apidaryMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

No ketchup on scrambled eggs, no Christmas trees up in the house in November, no sneezing whilst giving head, no picking a chocolate out of the bottom layer in the box before you've finished the top*.

(*Unless no one is looking.)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I have time off it generally doesn't coincide with someone else's schedule.

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By *lamdaddyMan
over a year ago

London

To ejaculate everyday.

Otherwise my balls swell and it gets a little James and the giant peach down there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I have time off it generally doesn't coincide with someone else's schedule.

Actually, that was true a lot previously, but April and May were brilliant.

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery

To book leave from work to recharge and do all the stuff around the house you've been putting off, only to then wake up on day one with a stinking cold

Cherry x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After weeks of planning and arranging your period will hit the morning of your meet.

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"When I am driving the sun comes out but the law is as soon as I fumble about finding and putting on my sunglasses the sun goes in not to be seen again until I take them off and put them away."

Just perch your sunnies on top of your head. When the sun comes out again, just move them down to the correct position.

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By *iking67Man
over a year ago

BP Auckland

"When I am driving the sun comes out but the law is as soon as I fumble about finding and putting on my sunglasses the sun goes in not to be seen again until I take them off and put them away.

Just perch your sunnies on top of your head. When the sun comes out again, just move them down to the correct position. "
prescription glasses lol

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Jam first, then cream

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"To have a shower and don clean PJs when getting into a bed with clean bedsheets.

What else is an unspoken law?"
but I've never worn PJs miss

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Jam first, then cream

Bravo!

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"To have a shower and don clean PJs when getting into a bed with clean bedsheets.

What else is an unspoken law?but I've never worn PJs miss

We need evidence!

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By *e renard de la campagneMan
over a year ago

Surrey mostly when over

"To have a shower and don clean PJs when getting into a bed with clean bedsheets.

What else is an unspoken law?"

Freshly ground coffee and loose leaf tea xx

Steak blue xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anal on a first meet

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By *.L.0460.Woman
over a year ago

Bognor Regis

"To have a shower and don clean PJs when getting into a bed with clean bedsheets.

What else is an unspoken law?"

Don't flush the toilet in the night unless absolutely necessary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To make sure she cums. First

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To have a shower and don clean PJs when getting into a bed with clean bedsheets.

What else is an unspoken law?"

Clean PJ's ??? Seriously ?? Who wears PJ's ?.... asking for a friend of course

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"To have a shower and don clean PJs when getting into a bed with clean bedsheets.

What else is an unspoken law?but I've never worn PJs miss

We need evidence!"
lol

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By *4bimMan
over a year ago

Farnborough Hampshire

Left sock on before right

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"To have a shower and don clean PJs when getting into a bed with clean bedsheets.

What else is an unspoken law?

Freshly ground coffee and loose leaf tea xx

Steak blue xx"

Yup

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"To have a shower and don clean PJs when getting into a bed with clean bedsheets.

What else is an unspoken law?

Don't flush the toilet in the night unless absolutely necessary

If it's yellow, let it mellow!

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Why don't you just get in naked. That sounds hot to me

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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago

london stratford

Its the LAW.....

Always let the person who is giving you a BJ that you about to cum! gives them the choice whether they wish to spit, swallow or gargle and pass to a friend!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To have a shower and don clean PJs when getting into a bed with clean bedsheets.

What else is an unspoken law?"

Get a grip FFS, you’ll be telling me you wear socks too

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

Vinegar on your chips BEFORE salt or vinegar. Never wash it off.

Gbat

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

FFS that should read Vinegar before salt or pepper.

I've been to the pub, sorry.

Gbat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"FFS that should read Vinegar before salt or pepper.

I've been to the pub, sorry.

Gbat "

It’s law that people shouldn’t drink before Fabbing

Rex

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

"You toss & turn all night ,then fall into the deepest bit of sleep right before your alarm goes off."
,, bang on true

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

"FFS that should read Vinegar before salt or pepper.

I've been to the pub, sorry.

Gbat

It’s law that people shouldn’t drink before Fabbing

Rex "

I think there's a high rate of non compliance then!

Gbat

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

To be there when required by those who need it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If someone is showing you a picture on their phone, don’t try and take the phone off them, just look at the damn picture.

This should actually become a law.

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By *lamdaddyMan
over a year ago

London

"If someone is showing you a picture on their phone, don’t try and take the phone off them, just look at the damn picture.

This should actually become a law. "

I fucking hate anyone touching my phone. In case this comes up mostly

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By *unsexual MemelordWoman
over a year ago

Midlothian

"If someone is showing you a picture on their phone, don’t try and take the phone off them, just look at the damn picture.

This should actually become a law. "

And for the love of all that is holy, do not start swiping to see other pics. Rude.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If someone is showing you a picture on their phone, don’t try and take the phone off them, just look at the damn picture.

This should actually become a law.

And for the love of all that is holy, do not start swiping to see other pics. Rude.

Or when they’re all “let me grab my glasses” and takes the phone away

I will rugby tackle you for it back.

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

To visit McDonald’s on the way at home from a club visit.

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

"To visit McDonald’s on the way at home from a club visit. "

NOT to visit McDonald's on the way home from anywhere!

Gbat

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By *ayo81966Man
over a year ago

barnstaple

"Jam first, then cream

Get back below the Tamar

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"If someone is showing you a picture on their phone, don’t try and take the phone off them, just look at the damn picture.

This should actually become a law.

I fucking hate anyone touching my phone. In case this comes up mostly

I hear you!

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