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"Pah !!!! lights on???? NOBODYS that kinky " thats even a little extreme for me... | |||
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"Pah !!!! lights on???? NOBODYS that kinky thats even a little extreme for me... " Deviants the lot of em !! | |||
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"Pah !!!! lights on???? NOBODYS that kinky thats even a little extreme for me... Deviants the lot of em !! " its ficking disgusting..sick people like that shouldnt be allowed on this good clean living site. | |||
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"How about naked unicycling while singing Welsh choral songs is that on your list... " Alright alright!!! who's been talking | |||
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"How about naked unicycling while singing Welsh choral songs is that on your list... Alright alright!!! who's been talking " You know there are no secrets on here | |||
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"or anchoring your nipples into a swiss mountainside, whilst you yodel and are being taken from behind? Skateboard helmets optional?" Oi thats my fantasy...thief!!!!!..lol | |||
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"Pah !!!! lights on???? NOBODYS that kinky thats even a little extreme for me... Deviants the lot of em !! its ficking disgusting..sick people like that shouldnt be allowed on this good clean living site." Totally, I mean, if you leave the lights on the vampire albino dwarves in rubber gimp suits fighten the sacrificial goats FFS, and skittish goats are very messy | |||
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"or anchoring your nipples into a swiss mountainside, whilst you yodel and are being taken from behind? Skateboard helmets optional? Oi thats my fantasy...thief!!!!!..lol " well get them anchored in and start yodelling...im behiiiiinnnd you... | |||
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"Pah !!!! lights on???? NOBODYS that kinky thats even a little extreme for me... Deviants the lot of em !! its ficking disgusting..sick people like that shouldnt be allowed on this good clean living site. Totally, I mean, if you leave the lights on the vampire albino dwarves in rubber gimp suits fighten the sacrificial goats FFS, and skittish goats are very messy " Just stare at the goats.....then they faint........sorted | |||
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"How about naked unicycling while singing Welsh choral songs is that on your list... Alright alright!!! who's been talking You know there are no secrets on here " Oh there are tho' hp .... he didn't mention the leeks sticking out of our backsides ............. DOH! | |||
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"or anchoring your nipples into a swiss mountainside, whilst you yodel and are being taken from behind? Skateboard helmets optional? Oi thats my fantasy...thief!!!!!..lol well get them anchored in and start yodelling...im behiiiiinnnd you..." Puts on a Heidi wig and starts yodelling in the hope hes mistaken for the milk maid so Raps doesnt take him from behind.. | |||
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"Pah !!!! lights on???? NOBODYS that kinky thats even a little extreme for me... Deviants the lot of em !! its ficking disgusting..sick people like that shouldnt be allowed on this good clean living site. Totally, I mean, if you leave the lights on the vampire albino dwarves in rubber gimp suits fighten the sacrificial goats FFS, and skittish goats are very messy Just stare at the goats.....then they faint........sorted " **** Thinks Honey has a George Clooney role play theme in mind **** | |||
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"Pah !!!! lights on???? NOBODYS that kinky thats even a little extreme for me... Deviants the lot of em !! its ficking disgusting..sick people like that shouldnt be allowed on this good clean living site. Totally, I mean, if you leave the lights on the vampire albino dwarves in rubber gimp suits fighten the sacrificial goats FFS, and skittish goats are very messy Just stare at the goats.....then they faint........sorted **** Thinks Honey has a George Clooney role play theme in mind **** " George Clooney oh the shame of the woman!!! | |||
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"How about naked unicycling while singing Welsh choral songs is that on your list... Alright alright!!! who's been talking You know there are no secrets on here Oh there are tho' hp .... he didn't mention the leeks sticking out of our backsides ............. DOH! " PMSL at the image in my head right now | |||
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"How about naked unicycling while singing Welsh choral songs is that on your list... Alright alright!!! who's been talking You know there are no secrets on here Oh there are tho' hp .... he didn't mention the leeks sticking out of our backsides ............. DOH! PMSL at the image in my head right now " PHEW, Im glad I read that properly this time, I thought it was leaky backsides, even I cringed a little | |||
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"How about naked unicycling while singing Welsh choral songs is that on your list... Alright alright!!! who's been talking You know there are no secrets on here Oh there are tho' hp .... he didn't mention the leeks sticking out of our backsides ............. DOH! PMSL at the image in my head right now " It's a common sight round our way | |||
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"How about naked unicycling while singing Welsh choral songs is that on your list... Alright alright!!! who's been talking You know there are no secrets on here Oh there are tho' hp .... he didn't mention the leeks sticking out of our backsides ............. DOH! PMSL at the image in my head right now PHEW, Im glad I read that properly this time, I thought it was leaky backsides, even I cringed a little " pmsl | |||
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"How about naked unicycling while singing Welsh choral songs is that on your list... Alright alright!!! who's been talking You know there are no secrets on here Oh there are tho' hp .... he didn't mention the leeks sticking out of our backsides ............. DOH! PMSL at the image in my head right now PHEW, Im glad I read that properly this time, I thought it was leaky backsides, even I cringed a little " Eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww | |||
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"or anchoring your nipples into a swiss mountainside, whilst you yodel and are being taken from behind? Skateboard helmets optional? Oi thats my fantasy...thief!!!!!..lol well get them anchored in and start yodelling...im behiiiiinnnd you... Puts on a Heidi wig and starts yodelling in the hope hes mistaken for the milk maid so Raps doesnt take him from behind.. " my dont you look a sweetie.x...incoming....mwahahahahah | |||
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"or anchoring your nipples into a swiss mountainside, whilst you yodel and are being taken from behind? Skateboard helmets optional? Oi thats my fantasy...thief!!!!!..lol well get them anchored in and start yodelling...im behiiiiinnnd you... Puts on a Heidi wig and starts yodelling in the hope hes mistaken for the milk maid so Raps doesnt take him from behind.. " That won't save you | |||
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"Who else has a mental image of Serens wearing a tight latex "goat sheperdess's" outfit on just now ?? " ohhhh im so with you there....yummy | |||
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"or anchoring your nipples into a swiss mountainside, whilst you yodel and are being taken from behind? Skateboard helmets optional? Oi thats my fantasy...thief!!!!!..lol well get them anchored in and start yodelling...im behiiiiinnnd you... Puts on a Heidi wig and starts yodelling in the hope hes mistaken for the milk maid so Raps doesnt take him from behind.. That won't save you " Hell time to call in re-inforcements..friends romans,leprechauns and imps come to my aid against the evil botty prodder Raps..we will conquer and be victorious!!! That or be sitting on rubber rings for days..lol | |||
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"Who else has a mental image of Serens wearing a tight latex "goat sheperdess's" outfit on just now ?? " I'd look like a welsh dwarf in fancy dress mun | |||
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"or anchoring your nipples into a swiss mountainside, whilst you yodel and are being taken from behind? Skateboard helmets optional? Oi thats my fantasy...thief!!!!!..lol well get them anchored in and start yodelling...im behiiiiinnnd you... Puts on a Heidi wig and starts yodelling in the hope hes mistaken for the milk maid so Raps doesnt take him from behind.. That won't save you Hell time to call in re-inforcements..friends romans,leprechauns and imps come to my aid against the evil botty prodder Raps..we will conquer and be victorious!!! That or be sitting on rubber rings for days..lol " *blowing up the rubber ring* | |||
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"Who else has a mental image of Serens wearing a tight latex "goat sheperdess's" outfit on just now ?? ohhhh im so with you there....yummy" he he he | |||
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"Who else has a mental image of Serens wearing a tight latex "goat sheperdess's" outfit on just now ?? I'd look like a welsh dwarf in fancy dress mun " Now Welsh dwarf sex that is getting kinky.. | |||
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"Who else has a mental image of Serens wearing a tight latex "goat sheperdess's" outfit on just now ?? I'd look like a welsh dwarf in fancy dress mun Now Welsh dwarf sex that is getting kinky.. " Err! with the lights on too | |||
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"or anchoring your nipples into a swiss mountainside, whilst you yodel and are being taken from behind? Skateboard helmets optional? Oi thats my fantasy...thief!!!!!..lol well get them anchored in and start yodelling...im behiiiiinnnd you... Puts on a Heidi wig and starts yodelling in the hope hes mistaken for the milk maid so Raps doesnt take him from behind.. That won't save you Hell time to call in re-inforcements..friends romans,leprechauns and imps come to my aid against the evil botty prodder Raps..we will conquer and be victorious!!! That or be sitting on rubber rings for days..lol " Tut...your plan is foiled, I am no longer Rap the botty prodder, but rap the stealth sphincter slackener...I will be in and out before they know it...arses ahoy boys...unless the yaks have been talking out of school, then you will all know im coming! | |||
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"Who else has a mental image of Serens wearing a tight latex "goat sheperdess's" outfit on just now ?? I'd look like a welsh dwarf in fancy dress mun Now Welsh dwarf sex that is getting kinky.. Err! with the lights on too " filthy bitch...just my type...get your arse over here lol | |||
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"or anchoring your nipples into a swiss mountainside, whilst you yodel and are being taken from behind? Skateboard helmets optional? Oi thats my fantasy...thief!!!!!..lol well get them anchored in and start yodelling...im behiiiiinnnd you... Puts on a Heidi wig and starts yodelling in the hope hes mistaken for the milk maid so Raps doesnt take him from behind.. That won't save you Hell time to call in re-inforcements..friends romans,leprechauns and imps come to my aid against the evil botty prodder Raps..we will conquer and be victorious!!! That or be sitting on rubber rings for days..lol Tut...your plan is foiled, I am no longer Rap the botty prodder, but rap the stealth sphincter slackener...I will be in and out before they know it...arses ahoy boys...unless the yaks have been talking out of school, then you will all know im coming!" Hey rap babes ... I have an overgrown welsh leek needing a good home, any good for bum slackening purposes for him? | |||
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"or anchoring your nipples into a swiss mountainside, whilst you yodel and are being taken from behind? Skateboard helmets optional? Oi thats my fantasy...thief!!!!!..lol well get them anchored in and start yodelling...im behiiiiinnnd you... Puts on a Heidi wig and starts yodelling in the hope hes mistaken for the milk maid so Raps doesnt take him from behind.. That won't save you Hell time to call in re-inforcements..friends romans,leprechauns and imps come to my aid against the evil botty prodder Raps..we will conquer and be victorious!!! That or be sitting on rubber rings for days..lol *blowing up the rubber ring*" And i got a puncture repair kit in case you try anything!!!! | |||
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"Who else has a mental image of Serens wearing a tight latex "goat sheperdess's" outfit on just now ?? I'd look like a welsh dwarf in fancy dress mun Now Welsh dwarf sex that is getting kinky.. Err! with the lights on too filthy bitch...just my type...get your arse over here lol" On my way a yodelling | |||
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"Who else has a mental image of Serens wearing a tight latex "goat sheperdess's" outfit on just now ?? I'd look like a welsh dwarf in fancy dress mun Now Welsh dwarf sex that is getting kinky.. Err! with the lights on too filthy bitch...just my type...get your arse over here lol" Good god this is descending into depravity...dwarves,tattooed men all we need is the bearded lady and a fishman..lol | |||
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"or anchoring your nipples into a swiss mountainside, whilst you yodel and are being taken from behind? Skateboard helmets optional? Oi thats my fantasy...thief!!!!!..lol well get them anchored in and start yodelling...im behiiiiinnnd you... Puts on a Heidi wig and starts yodelling in the hope hes mistaken for the milk maid so Raps doesnt take him from behind.. That won't save you Hell time to call in re-inforcements..friends romans,leprechauns and imps come to my aid against the evil botty prodder Raps..we will conquer and be victorious!!! That or be sitting on rubber rings for days..lol Tut...your plan is foiled, I am no longer Rap the botty prodder, but rap the stealth sphincter slackener...I will be in and out before they know it...arses ahoy boys...unless the yaks have been talking out of school, then you will all know im coming! Hey rap babes ... I have an overgrown welsh leek needing a good home, any good for bum slackening purposes for him? " yep just bend him over on that there mountain next to tatts, just got to finish de matting the goldfish, then im coming....they wont, but then its all about me anayway lmao | |||
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"Sorry, after Rap was talking about Serens in a latex outfit I kinda " zoned out" a little ( lack of blood to the brain ) did I miss anything ?? " you skinned those plums yet plum? | |||
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"or anchoring your nipples into a swiss mountainside, whilst you yodel and are being taken from behind? Skateboard helmets optional? Oi thats my fantasy...thief!!!!!..lol well get them anchored in and start yodelling...im behiiiiinnnd you... Puts on a Heidi wig and starts yodelling in the hope hes mistaken for the milk maid so Raps doesnt take him from behind.. That won't save you Hell time to call in re-inforcements..friends romans,leprechauns and imps come to my aid against the evil botty prodder Raps..we will conquer and be victorious!!! That or be sitting on rubber rings for days..lol *blowing up the rubber ring* And i got a puncture repair kit in case you try anything!!!! " welcome aboard...do you yodel? if not pick a strapon and exit, 3rd door on the left marked...ARGGGHHHHHHHH | |||
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"Sorry, after Rap was talking about Serens in a latex outfit I kinda " zoned out" a little ( lack of blood to the brain ) did I miss anything ?? you skinned those plums yet plum? " Ripening nicely thanks | |||
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"Sorry, after Rap was talking about Serens in a latex outfit I kinda " zoned out" a little ( lack of blood to the brain ) did I miss anything ?? " I try not to imagine Serens in anything too much i saw her in chat the other week and injured myself falling off my chair due to slipping on my own drool.. lol | |||
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"Sorry, after Rap was talking about Serens in a latex outfit I kinda " zoned out" a little ( lack of blood to the brain ) did I miss anything ?? I try not to imagine Serens in anything too much i saw her in chat the other week and injured myself falling off my chair due to slipping on my own drool.. lol" I was sat there all innocent with coffee in hand surely? | |||
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"Sorry, after Rap was talking about Serens in a latex outfit I kinda " zoned out" a little ( lack of blood to the brain ) did I miss anything ?? you skinned those plums yet plum? Ripening nicely thanks " Cool .... I'll get the salt | |||
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"Sorry, after Rap was talking about Serens in a latex outfit I kinda " zoned out" a little ( lack of blood to the brain ) did I miss anything ?? I try not to imagine Serens in anything too much i saw her in chat the other week and injured myself falling off my chair due to slipping on my own drool.. lol I was sat there all innocent with coffee in hand surely? " Damm hussy | |||
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"Sorry, after Rap was talking about Serens in a latex outfit I kinda " zoned out" a little ( lack of blood to the brain ) did I miss anything ?? I try not to imagine Serens in anything too much i saw her in chat the other week and injured myself falling off my chair due to slipping on my own drool.. lol I was sat there all innocent with coffee in hand surely? " I often sit in chat with hot fluid in one hand too in there , . . . . Usually tea tho | |||
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" That or be sitting on rubber rings for days..lol *blowing up the rubber ring* And i got a puncture repair kit in case you try anything!!!! welcome aboard...do you yodel? if not pick a strapon and exit, 3rd door on the left marked...ARGGGHHHHHHHH" Thats a FAB selction of strap ons you have there ma lady And i can choose ANY???? | |||
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"Sorry, after Rap was talking about Serens in a latex outfit I kinda " zoned out" a little ( lack of blood to the brain ) did I miss anything ?? you skinned those plums yet plum? Ripening nicely thanks Cool .... I'll get the salt " errrrr self salting | |||
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"Tea? is that what they're calling it now? " when I said " pop back to mine for tea" did you think I meant TEA ??? | |||
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"Tea? is that what they're calling it now? " Crikey hp if he ejaculates tea then tetley could go out of business lol xx | |||
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" That or be sitting on rubber rings for days..lol *blowing up the rubber ring* And i got a puncture repair kit in case you try anything!!!! welcome aboard...do you yodel? if not pick a strapon and exit, 3rd door on the left marked...ARGGGHHHHHHHH Thats a FAB selction of strap ons you have there ma lady And i can choose ANY???? " OHHHHH OHHHHHH we are in trouble now!!! | |||
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"would choose almost anything over shopping although I would draw the line at having me whatsits cuts off ......................... I think!" Oooo that has reminded me of something | |||
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" That or be sitting on rubber rings for days..lol *blowing up the rubber ring* And i got a puncture repair kit in case you try anything!!!! welcome aboard...do you yodel? if not pick a strapon and exit, 3rd door on the left marked...ARGGGHHHHHHHH Thats a FAB selction of strap ons you have there ma lady And i can choose ANY???? OHHHHH OHHHHHH we are in trouble now!!! " Definetly time to find a bunker to hide in.. | |||
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"well im not up for anything at all.....in fact the whole thread has traumatised me, i shall now have to go to mass tomorrow morning!! " get ready for the hail marys lol | |||
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"well im not up for anything at all.....in fact the whole thread has traumatised me, i shall now have to go to mass tomorrow morning!! " You are going to a mass what darlin??? Is it anywhere near me, lol x | |||
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"well im not up for anything at all.....in fact the whole thread has traumatised me, i shall now have to go to mass tomorrow morning!! You are going to a mass what darlin??? Is it anywhere near me, lol x" i need to be cleansed of all my sins......may be there a while....wonder if ya can do it in advance??? lol | |||
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"well im not up for anything at all.....in fact the whole thread has traumatised me, i shall now have to go to mass tomorrow morning!! You are going to a mass what darlin??? Is it anywhere near me, lol xi need to be cleansed of all my sins......may be there a while....wonder if ya can do it in advance??? lol " ahahahahaha If you could do it in advance then the churches would be stuffed to the rim and then empty!!! How would they bug yafor donations then. And dont they look at you rudeif you try and leave a tuppence - shold be flattered - my mum used to call my bits a tuppence - so only trying to share, pmslxxxx | |||
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