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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I need a hiding place, who's got the best one, where is it and why is it the best???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hide in plain site!

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

My laundry cupboard. It's warm in there, so you won't need clothes

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Under my bed.....nobody will look there...

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

"I need a hiding place, who's got the best one, where is it and why is it the best???

I have a very cool hiding place, it’s under the stairs but let me explain first.

I have changed it to all hidden doors, so the stairs just looks like a complete wall. It’s very spacious too

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"I need a hiding place, who's got the best one, where is it and why is it the best???

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studlands you can go in the dunes and be lost forever

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

You are only little, slide down the back of the sofa, theres snacks and money in there!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Yes. It’s were I hide the bodies

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

My floordrobe... no one will find you lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need a hiding place, who's got the best one, where is it and why is it the best???

I’ve a woodland about five minuets from where I live that I like to go to for escaping, I’d say there are plenty of paths to get lost walking on but I’ve walked those woods for so long I know them like the back of my hand

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By *illan-KillashMan
over a year ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

"I need a hiding place, who's got the best one, where is it and why is it the best???

I have access to a set of keys, (car and residence), passport, drivers licence and other documents, including a bank account.

Who do you want to be, where do you want to go?

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By *e renard de la campagneMan
over a year ago

Surrey mostly when over

Got one x

Massif Central xx

There’s no one here to find you unless you’re hiding from the cows! X

And apart from today, the weather and scenery are awesome x

And I make a wonderful coffee and have s cellar

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes. It’s were I hide the bodies

I didn't even want to ask what you did to them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dads loft. France. Because he forgets it’s there

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By *anderingArtistMan
over a year ago

an abstract world

There's an attic in Amsterdam where this woman managed to hide for a couple of years. Could be worth checking out..

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I have a lovely spot at the river that's a 5 minute walk from me, usually kingfishers, herons and ducks there. It's one of my favorite places to go

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By *ussle SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

"I need a hiding place, who's got the best one, where is it and why is it the best???

Change your profile to male. It’s a sure fire way to become instantly invisible

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By *lexanderSupertrampMan
over a year ago

Gourock

I once found someone hiding in a clothes horse under a towel

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By *ust JuicyWoman
over a year ago

east london

Prefer to hide in plain sight

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"I need a hiding place, who's got the best one, where is it and why is it the best???

I can seeee you

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By *razzyhorseMan
over a year ago

cambridge

If anyone asks we've not seen you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have a lovely spot at the river that's a 5 minute walk from me, usually kingfishers, herons and ducks there. It's one of my favorite places to go

In!!!

Take me, take me right now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can hide in my shed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There's an attic in Amsterdam where this woman managed to hide for a couple of years. Could be worth checking out.."

What did she eat?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If anyone asks we've not seen you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I once found someone hiding in a clothes horse under a towel

Not a good place if you found them!

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By *eviant KnightMan
over a year ago

Norton

I have some camouflage paint so can hide in the woods

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I need a hiding place, who's got the best one, where is it and why is it the best???

I can seeee you

Haven't you gone blind yet?

Go hide!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have some camouflage paint so can hide in the woods"

Excellent.. No clothes needed.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I have a lovely spot at the river that's a 5 minute walk from me, usually kingfishers, herons and ducks there. It's one of my favorite places to go

In!!!

Take me, take me right now! "

I'd love to show you, you're very welcome anytime

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By *eviant KnightMan
over a year ago

Norton

"I have some camouflage paint so can hide in the woods

Excellent.. No clothes needed. "

I'm off to hide, come pull my lower branch when you find me

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"I need a hiding place, who's got the best one, where is it and why is it the best???

I can seeee you

Haven't you gone blind yet?

Go hide! "

Is that a wanking joke? If so strong

Cool I'll hide where you do. I trust your ability

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By *razzyhorseMan
over a year ago

cambridge

Why do you need to hide? Is it the Rozzers?

Just lurk in the shadows they'll never notice

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Yes. It’s were I hide the bodies

I didn't even want to ask what you did to them. "

It involved my ‘special’ hanky and anal probes

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By *anderingArtistMan
over a year ago

an abstract world

"There's an attic in Amsterdam where this woman managed to hide for a couple of years. Could be worth checking out..

What did she eat? "

I believe dust and hope

But she's a bygone era. We'll set you up with a silent generator and a few mod cons. Plus an UberEats account under a fake name and you're laughing. I'm sure everyone will chip in a few quid to keep you fed and watered.

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By *ixed MisterMan
over a year ago

London

Come hide under my covers, because it only ever me that sees there.

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"Come hide under my covers, because it only ever me that sees there.

Ideally let her stay there

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By *4bimMan
over a year ago

Farnborough Hampshire

Why are you wanting to hide would be my question?

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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago

london stratford

Hide in my flat.

the reason I say that is coz I lose things there all the time. never to be seen again...... well not for ages in anycase.

I can put down something and not find it for 3 months!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I need a hiding place, who's got the best one, where is it and why is it the best???

Stand right behind me.

But bring suncream, because the sun shines out if my arse (so I'm told).

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By *KloganMan
over a year ago

Ramsbottom

My local pub has tunnels under it where they hid the catholic priests in “olden” days…

They’re damp, spooky as hell, poorly lit and have no risk assessment that I can think of.. but you will be well hidden. Full out gout and gangrene but well hidden.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need a hiding place, who's got the best one, where is it and why is it the best???

If I told you where it is, you wouldn't be hidden. It's very secret squirrel.

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By *nobyMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

Hide in my pants. No one’s been there for fing ages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wakanda ... They have a Costa now

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By *cotsguy888Man
over a year ago

Dunfermline

I have a great location in Scotland, James Bond couldn't even find it

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By *redBlogs1965Man
over a year ago

LUTON

Pretend to be a man in here

No one will notice you

Now where is that tounge in cheek smiley.

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"I need a hiding place, who's got the best one, where is it and why is it the best???

You could hide your light under a bushel maybe .

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I have a little shooting cabin about 3 miles walk off track from snake pass / pennine way junction. It’s hard to find and you’re never disturbed.

It’s so cool it has tea lights, bbq coal and an increasing number of people who find it leave little gifts. I was there last NYE with a friend and someone had left us a bottle of Prosecco and a deck of cards.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Dartmoor

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes

If you stay still and concentrate long enough... you will become invisible. Still yet to work for me though so back to the drawing desk again it seems

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need a hiding place, who's got the best one, where is it and why is it the best???

Why? What have you done?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can hide in my camper van and tag along on my next adventure.

It’s warm, cozy bed, and there’s biscuits and brews on demand

And guaranteed great views to wake up too

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

It's my best as it's tailored for me, I'm not saying though as other people might turn up

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"It's my best as it's tailored for me, I'm not saying though as other people might turn up

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you have a place where you can get lost omg take a compass

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have a little shooting cabin about 3 miles walk off track from snake pass / pennine way junction. It’s hard to find and you’re never disturbed.

That's sounds amazing!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You can hide in my camper van and tag along on my next adventure.

It’s warm, cozy bed, and there’s biscuits and brews on demand

And guaranteed great views to wake up too "

So tempting!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I need a hiding place, who's got the best one, where is it and why is it the best???

Why? What have you done?

I'll tell you all about it but it's a long story.

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Could put you on my sofa it seems anything that goes near gets disapeared so if you wanna take a risk and possibly fall thru a portal to another world that go for it

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