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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

London calling to the faraway Fab towns, Nocturnal is here so all gather 'round.

London calling to the swing underworld, Come out from the shadows you Fab boys and girls!

Good Evening Lådies, Géntlemen, Non-Bìnaries and Persons of Interest, and welcome to the

-Friday Nocturnal Thread©™-

Why not stop by on this twilight neutral ground and say Hello. Tell us what you've been up to or join us for some frivolous chat until midnight and beyond...

Newbies, Veterans, Lurkers, Stalwarts, Nightshifters and Insomniacs are all very welcome. So join the midnight fellowship with alacrity.

Don't be shy — come and say Hi.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boom!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn...

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Evening Nero! Evening Noc folk!

J

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

Good evening Bøø and Blu'(B&B) — how do they both do? They do rather well, I hear tell.

They are both first this evening but Bøø pipped to the post!

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

hello everyone?

How was your day?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening Nero! Evening Noc folk!

J"

Good evening Jülië, my couture muse. I hope you are well and looking forward in earnest to the Mådchester So Shall!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening Nero.

Good evening fine fabbers.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Boom!! "

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Bøø ¹st.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Damn..."

Blu' ²nd.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"Good evening Nero.

Good evening fine fabbers. "

good evening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Bøø and Blu'(B&B) — how do they both do? They do rather well, I hear tell.

They are both first this evening but Bøø pipped to the post! "

no fair I have Internet lag

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By *apidaryMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Love and health to all; I drink to the general joy of the whole table.

Sadly with water, since work and work's duties dominate my weekend. But I enjoy your better-lubricated revels at second hand.

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Howdy y'all, it's raining, t-storms and a tornado warning, just wet as of now

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"hello everyone?

How was your day?"

Good evening and welcome to Hastings's favourite Mascot: Mrs. Nicecouple561. This evening I am broadcasting from the Imperial Bar at Claridges. The Churchill Suite is four floors up in the heavens.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Evening Nero! Evening Noc folk!

J

Good evening Jülië, my couture muse. I hope you are well and looking forward in earnest to the Mådchester So Shall! "

I am very well thank you. I am pondering what photo to take for Midnight's Rainbow photo challenge. We have a pack of Giant Skittles that we could use somehow

I'm looking forward to tomorrow but sad we won't get to meet you there.

J

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

29th

Evening all

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening Nero.

Good evening fine fabbers. "

Gœœœœd evening Le Petit Femme PW. I have a miniature bottle of (non alcoholic) Camus for your palate.

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"Good evening Bøø and Blu'(B&B) — how do they both do? They do rather well, I hear tell.

They are both first this evening but Bøø pipped to the post! no fair I have Internet lag "

blu, do you read john Ringo?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"hello everyone?

How was your day?

Good evening and welcome to Hastings's favourite Mascot: Mrs. Nicecouple561. This evening I am broadcasting from the Imperial Bar at Claridges. The Churchill Suite is four floors up in the heavens. "

are you indeed! I understand that The Churchill Suite is a portal to heaven at times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Bøø and Blu'(B&B) — how do they both do? They do rather well, I hear tell.

They are both first this evening but Bøø pipped to the post! no fair I have Internet lag blu, do you read john Ringo? "

no

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening Bøø and Blu'(B&B) — how do they both do? They do rather well, I hear tell.

They are both first this evening but Bøø pipped to the post! no fair I have Internet lag "

I've come across some BS in my time but this is the pinnacle. I work in technology and the network latency and throughput is fully optimised between here and the US.

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Good evening Nero et all.

Happy Friday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Bøø and Blu'(B&B) — how do they both do? They do rather well, I hear tell.

They are both first this evening but Bøø pipped to the post! no fair I have Internet lag

I've come across some BS in my time but this is the pinnacle. I work in technology and the network latency and throughput is fully optimised between here and the US. "

not when you live in the sticks and there are power interruptions because of severe thunderstorms to the server.

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"Good evening Bøø and Blu'(B&B) — how do they both do? They do rather well, I hear tell.

They are both first this evening but Bøø pipped to the post! no fair I have Internet lag blu, do you read john Ringo? no "

one of his boos had a playlist of his characters , breaking Benjamin

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Love and health to all; I drink to the general joy of the whole table.

Sadly with water, since work and work's duties dominate my weekend. But I enjoy your better-lubricated revels at second hand."

In that case dear Lapidary, I shall lay down the dusted bottle of aged Sandeman and await your return for another evening.

We shall imbibe another day.

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By *rincessPuddleDuckWoman
over a year ago

Nowhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Bøø and Blu'(B&B) — how do they both do? They do rather well, I hear tell.

They are both first this evening but Bøø pipped to the post! no fair I have Internet lag blu, do you read john Ringo? no one of his boos had a playlist of his characters , breaking Benjamin "

Breaking Ben are awesome. They are a local band. They always go all out when they come home.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Howdy y'all, it's raining, t-storms and a tornado warning, just wet as of now"

You Americans never do things in half-measures! Wíldbïllkìd, do you have a brolly to keep you dry?

Good evening, by the way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does anyone want to hear Nero say things like

Fuck shit wank bollocks arsehole muthafucker or is that just me??

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening Nero! Evening Noc folk!

J

Good evening Jülië, my couture muse. I hope you are well and looking forward in earnest to the Mådchester So Shall!

I am very well thank you. I am pondering what photo to take for Midnight's Rainbow photo challenge. We have a pack of Giant Skittles that we could use somehow

I'm looking forward to tomorrow but sad we won't get to meet you there.

J"

Mïdnïght is our Regency photo challenge Queen. You are all in good hands. I wish her supple derrière was in my hands.

Enjoy your evening tomorrow!

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"Howdy y'all, it's raining, t-storms and a tornado warning, just wet as of now

You Americans never do things in half-measures! Wíldbïllkìd, do you have a brolly to keep you dry?

Good evening, by the way. "

good evening, typical late spring monsoon

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"29th

Evening all "

The number 29 figures significantly in the Cosmos and the Nebulae. You are amongst the stars oh Flúffy_Chícken!

Good evening!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Damn..."

Hey, you have bears? May I see? It's OK if not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Howdy y'all, it's raining, t-storms and a tornado warning, just wet as of now

You Americans never do things in half-measures! Wíldbïllkìd, do you have a brolly to keep you dry?

Good evening, by the way. "

Tornados in their destructive nature can cause tragedy. But experiencing one you are left with a sense of awe.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Good evening Nero darling and all the other beautiful ones. Hope everyone is smiling

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"hello everyone?

How was your day?

Good evening and welcome to Hastings's favourite Mascot: Mrs. Nicecouple561. This evening I am broadcasting from the Imperial Bar at Claridges. The Churchill Suite is four floors up in the heavens.

are you indeed! I understand that The Churchill Suite is a portal to heaven at times "

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One of these days oh Baronetess, I shall sequester you away to the eponymous Churchill Suite and show you the meaning of tactility.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello everyone, Julie here. X

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening Nero et all.

Happy Friday "

Hello Çede! What bespoke apparel do you have hand-crafted for tomorrow's Manchester 'Belle Époque'? How was your week this week?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening Bøø and Blu'(B&B) — how do they both do? They do rather well, I hear tell.

They are both first this evening but Bøø pipped to the post! no fair I have Internet lag

I've come across some BS in my time but this is the pinnacle. I work in technology and the network latency and throughput is fully optimised between here and the US.

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not when you live in the sticks and there are power interruptions because of severe thunderstorms to the server. "

Here, take my fiddle...

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"Howdy y'all, it's raining, t-storms and a tornado warning, just wet as of now

You Americans never do things in half-measures! Wíldbïllkìd, do you have a brolly to keep you dry?

Good evening, by the way. Tornados in their destructive nature can cause tragedy. But experiencing one you are left with a sense of awe. "

seen them from a distance,and the aftermath, saw a hog with a 2×4 through its nose, just the power, impressed me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Nero.

Good evening fine fabbers.

Gœœœœd evening Le Petit Femme PW. I have a miniature bottle of (non alcoholic) Camus for your palate."

Why thank you fine gentleman.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


""

Püddlës! Good evening to PrinçessPüddle ...•°*·

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening Bøø and Blu'(B&B) — how do they both do? They do rather well, I hear tell.

They are both first this evening but Bøø pipped to the post! no fair I have Internet lag blu, do you read john Ringo? no one of his boos had a playlist of his characters , breaking Benjamin

Breaking Ben are awesome. They are a local band. They always go all out when they come home. "

They go out when they come home. That makes no sense whatsoever, Blu'. How much Shlitz have you d*unk this evening?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Does anyone want to hear Nero say things like

Fuck shit wank bollocks arsehole muthafucker or is that just me?? "

Haha!!

Hello gorgeous!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening all

Don't need a drink tonight I'm currently boiling piss as temperament has finally reach bladder depth of disgust

But don't mind me, I'm venting, but if you hear whistling then you know I've reached boiling point

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Howdy y'all, it's raining, t-storms and a tornado warning, just wet as of now

You Americans never do things in half-measures! Wíldbïllkìd, do you have a brolly to keep you dry?

Good evening, by the way. good evening, typical late spring monsoon "

They have unforgiving Typhoons in Hong Kong. I've been caught out there a few times.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Damn...

Hey, you have bears? May I see? It's OK if not"

Are you talking to your pizza delivery driver again??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does anyone want to hear Nero say things like

Fuck shit wank bollocks arsehole muthafucker or is that just me??

Haha!!

Hello gorgeous! "

Hello Nero

Evening everyone

Nero are you tipsy?

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"Howdy y'all, it's raining, t-storms and a tornado warning, just wet as of now

You Americans never do things in half-measures! Wíldbïllkìd, do you have a brolly to keep you dry?

Good evening, by the way. good evening, typical late spring monsoon

They have unforgiving Typhoons in Hong Kong. I've been caught out there a few times."

last warning came on "60 mph winds ,golf ball sized hail, 2-4 inches of rain"

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening Nero darling and all the other beautiful ones. Hope everyone is smiling "

Le Petit Oiseau, good ëvëning. I hope your Oscar de la Renta maxi dress is all prep'd for tomorrow. A maxi outfit for a mini birdfit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good Evening Nero

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Bøø and Blu'(B&B) — how do they both do? They do rather well, I hear tell.

They are both first this evening but Bøø pipped to the post! no fair I have Internet lag blu, do you read john Ringo? no one of his boos had a playlist of his characters , breaking Benjamin

Breaking Ben are awesome. They are a local band. They always go all out when they come home.

They go out when they come home. That makes no sense whatsoever, Blu'. How much Shlitz have you d*unk this evening? "

I am sophisticated I am currently drinking westmaulle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eeeevning everyone, hope all are well and if not I hope the forums cure what ales you

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good evening Nero darling and all the other beautiful ones. Hope everyone is smiling

Le Petit Oiseau, good ëvëning. I hope your Oscar de la Renta maxi dress is all prep'd for tomorrow. A maxi outfit for a mini birdfit."

Thank you darling. I’ve just tried it on and it looks great so I’m really looking forward to wearing it tomorrow. It also doesn’t quite touch the floor so I’m winning at life

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hello everyone, Julie here. X"

Evening felicitations to Høts¹²³. Welcome to the Nocturnal fellowship. Henceforth I shall address you as _Julie_ because we already have one Jülië. We are now all the more richer for having two _Jülië_ Nocturnalites.

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By *apidaryMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"

In that case dear Lapidary, I shall lay down the dusted bottle of aged Sandeman and await your return for another evening.

We shall imbibe another day."

Fonseca for me, please, d*unk straight from the lascivious lips of some of our aesthetically gifted female forumites. But, alas, not tonight.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening Nero.

Good evening fine fabbers.

Gœœœœd evening Le Petit Femme PW. I have a miniature bottle of (non alcoholic) Camus for your palate.

Why thank you fine gentleman. "

You're möst welcöme, relic.†

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

I was in southern new Mexico at a bar, a girl asked me if I wanted to go see the beers, it was her accent she wanted to know if I wanted to go look at the bears at the city dump ,and yes there were bears ( black bears) not grizzly's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Howdy y'all, it's raining, t-storms and a tornado warning, just wet as of now

You Americans never do things in half-measures! Wíldbïllkìd, do you have a brolly to keep you dry?

Good evening, by the way. Tornados in their destructive nature can cause tragedy. But experiencing one you are left with a sense of awe. seen them from a distance,and the aftermath, saw a hog with a 2×4 through its nose, just the power, impressed me"

The one here hit a bunch of businesses totally destroyed them. Except a little flower tent. The running joke when we get tornado warnings is "Get to the flower tent ". A play on Arnie in predator. It's strange how a tornado can be so selective.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Damn...

Hey, you have bears? May I see? It's OK if not

Are you talking to your pizza delivery driver again?? "

I was asking Blu about bears,there was a post on another thread about alphas and bears

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening all

Don't need a drink tonight I'm currently boiling piss as temperament has finally reach bladder depth of disgust

But don't mind me, I'm venting, but if you hear whistling then you know I've reached boiling point"

So, in essence, you're all chilled then, yes?

Good evening Gr8str8.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Does anyone want to hear Nero say things like

Fuck shit wank bollocks arsehole muthafucker or is that just me??

Haha!!

Hello gorgeous!

Hello Nero

Evening everyone

Nero are you tipsy? "

Darling, I'm sober as a judge.

I haven't had a drink in ages. To be honest I could do with a stiff one now.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Howdy y'all, it's raining, t-storms and a tornado warning, just wet as of now

You Americans never do things in half-measures! Wíldbïllkìd, do you have a brolly to keep you dry?

Good evening, by the way. good evening, typical late spring monsoon

They have unforgiving Typhoons in Hong Kong. I've been caught out there a few times. last warning came on "60 mph winds ,golf ball sized hail, 2-4 inches of rain""

That sounds like my type of wholesome weather: I'm looking forward to Autumn.

Sorry, "Fall".

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good Evening Nero "

Good evening and welcome to SøcialWatchïng!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all

Don't need a drink tonight I'm currently boiling piss as temperament has finally reach bladder depth of disgust

But don't mind me, I'm venting, but if you hear whistling then you know I've reached boiling point

So, in essence, you're all chilled then, yes?

Good evening Gr8str8."

Usually I'd agree, but for some reason this unsolicited message has ignited temper

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Does anyone want to hear Nero say things like

Fuck shit wank bollocks arsehole muthafucker or is that just me??

Haha!!

Hello gorgeous!

Hello Nero

Evening everyone

Nero are you tipsy?

Darling, I'm sober as a judge.

I haven't had a drink in ages. To be honest I could do with a stiff one now. "

Shall I choose the wine darling?

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Hello everyone, Julie here. X

Evening felicitations to Høts¹²³. Welcome to the Nocturnal fellowship. Henceforth I shall address you as _Julie_ because we already have one Jülië. We are now all the more richer for having two _Jülië_ Nocturnalites."

Or I am always happy to be J for those without your fancy keyboard

Jx

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening Bøø and Blu'(B&B) — how do they both do? They do rather well, I hear tell.

They are both first this evening but Bøø pipped to the post! no fair I have Internet lag blu, do you read john Ringo? no one of his boos had a playlist of his characters , breaking Benjamin

Breaking Ben are awesome. They are a local band. They always go all out when they come home.

They go out when they come home. That makes no sense whatsoever, Blu'. How much Shlitz have you d*unk this evening? I am sophisticated I am currently drinking westmaulle "

She's in the middle of nowhere, hailing from the East coast drinking Westmaulle, heading South of my naked body taking me North of the border. You're so very geographically dispersed.

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"Does anyone want to hear Nero say things like

Fuck shit wank bollocks arsehole muthafucker or is that just me??

Haha!!

Hello gorgeous!

Hello Nero

Evening everyone

Nero are you tipsy?

Darling, I'm sober as a judge.

I haven't had a drink in ages. To be honest I could do with a stiff one now.

Shall I choose the wine darling? "

Boone's farm you know with a screw cap,?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does anyone want to hear Nero say things like

Fuck shit wank bollocks arsehole muthafucker or is that just me?? "

He says most swear words to me when we've been at the social pubs together ha ha

I wind him up a treat!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Eeeevning everyone, hope all are well and if not I hope the forums cure what ales you "

Rastaclau5 vibrations, p+sitive.

Good evening my most capital fellow. We are drinking Ale and listening to The Cure. ¶¶||¶..¶

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does anyone want to hear Nero say things like

Fuck shit wank bollocks arsehole muthafucker or is that just me??

Haha!!

Hello gorgeous!

Hello Nero

Evening everyone

Nero are you tipsy?

Darling, I'm sober as a judge.

I haven't had a drink in ages. To be honest I could do with a stiff one now.

Shall I choose the wine darling? "

We were supposed to answer with

We'll have your stiff one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Damn...

Hey, you have bears? May I see? It's OK if not

Are you talking to your pizza delivery driver again??

I was asking Blu about bears,there was a post on another thread about alphas and bears"

I can't it says you only support site supporters. But I can send picture of momma and her cubs to someone else and they can transfer to you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does anyone want to hear Nero say things like

Fuck shit wank bollocks arsehole muthafucker or is that just me??

Haha!!

Hello gorgeous!

Hello Nero

Evening everyone

Nero are you tipsy?

Darling, I'm sober as a judge.

I haven't had a drink in ages. To be honest I could do with a stiff one now. "

Couldn't we all.....

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening Nero darling and all the other beautiful ones. Hope everyone is smiling

Le Petit Oiseau, good ëvëning. I hope your Oscar de la Renta maxi dress is all prep'd for tomorrow. A maxi outfit for a mini birdfit.

·

Thank you darling. I’ve just tried it on and it looks great so I’m really looking forward to wearing it tomorrow. It also doesn’t quite touch the floor so I’m winning at life "

If it touched the floor it would make for a splendid Broom....and sweep away my indiscretions.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Does anyone want to hear Nero say things like

Fuck shit wank bollocks arsehole muthafucker or is that just me??

Haha!!

Hello gorgeous!

Hello Nero

Evening everyone

Nero are you tipsy?

Darling, I'm sober as a judge.

I haven't had a drink in ages. To be honest I could do with a stiff one now.

Shall I choose the wine darling? Boone's farm you know with a screw cap,?"

Coming right up cowboy

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good evening Nero darling and all the other beautiful ones. Hope everyone is smiling

Le Petit Oiseau, good ëvëning. I hope your Oscar de la Renta maxi dress is all prep'd for tomorrow. A maxi outfit for a mini birdfit.

·

Thank you darling. I’ve just tried it on and it looks great so I’m really looking forward to wearing it tomorrow. It also doesn’t quite touch the floor so I’m winning at life

If it touched the floor it would make for a splendid Broom....and sweep away my indiscretions. "

Would it now?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Does anyone want to hear Nero say things like

Fuck shit wank bollocks arsehole muthafucker or is that just me??

Haha!!

Hello gorgeous!

Hello Nero

Evening everyone

Nero are you tipsy?

Darling, I'm sober as a judge.

I haven't had a drink in ages. To be honest I could do with a stiff one now.

Shall I choose the wine darling?

We were supposed to answer with

We'll have your stiff one "

Oh…. I am an angel. And a nun

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"

In that case dear Lapidary, I shall lay down the dusted bottle of aged Sandeman and await your return for another evening.

We shall imbibe another day.

Fonseca for me, please, d*unk straight from the lascivious lips of some of our aesthetically gifted female forumites. But, alas, not tonight."

Sandeman, Fonseca...Let's not quibble between shipping houses. What happens in lascivious, stays in lascivious.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I was in southern new Mexico at a bar, a girl asked me if I wanted to go see the beers, it was her accent she wanted to know if I wanted to go look at the bears at the city dump ,and yes there were bears ( black bears) not grizzly's"

This reminds me of the 'Beat Generation' road trip by Jack Kerouac and his friends.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Damn...

Hey, you have bears? May I see? It's OK if not

Are you talking to your pizza delivery driver again??

I was asking Blu about bears,there was a post on another thread about alphas and bears"

You need to ask Blu' directly. She's not a mind reader. She likes to think she is, however.

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"Does anyone want to hear Nero say things like

Fuck shit wank bollocks arsehole muthafucker or is that just me??

Haha!!

Hello gorgeous!

Hello Nero

Evening everyone

Nero are you tipsy?

Darling, I'm sober as a judge.

I haven't had a drink in ages. To be honest I could do with a stiff one now.

Shall I choose the wine darling? Boone's farm you know with a screw cap,?

Coming right up cowboy "

was thinking of giving it to Nero, awhile back it was a cheap d*unk, not as bad as mad-dog2020, a fortified wine

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening all

Don't need a drink tonight I'm currently boiling piss as temperament has finally reach bladder depth of disgust

But don't mind me, I'm venting, but if you hear whistling then you know I've reached boiling point

So, in essence, you're all chilled then, yes?

Good evening Gr8str8.

Usually I'd agree, but for some reason this unsolicited message has ignited temper"

Intriguing....

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Does anyone want to hear Nero say things like

Fuck shit wank bollocks arsehole muthafucker or is that just me??

Haha!!

Hello gorgeous!

Hello Nero

Evening everyone

Nero are you tipsy?

Darling, I'm sober as a judge.

I haven't had a drink in ages. To be honest I could do with a stiff one now.

Shall I choose the wine darling? "

As long as I get to hang my head in shame on your 'coat hook' nipples.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hello everyone, Julie here. X

Evening felicitations to Høts¹²³. Welcome to the Nocturnal fellowship. Henceforth I shall address you as _Julie_ because we already have one Jülië. We are now all the more richer for having two _Jülië_ Nocturnalites.

Or I am always happy to be J for those without your fancy keyboard

Jx"

I have a fancy headboard with your name on it.

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"I was in southern new Mexico at a bar, a girl asked me if I wanted to go see the beers, it was her accent she wanted to know if I wanted to go look at the bears at the city dump ,and yes there were bears ( black bears) not grizzly's

This reminds me of the 'Beat Generation' road trip by Jack Kerouac and his friends."

I'm not quite that old( just drawn that way)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello everyone, Julie here. X

Evening felicitations to Høts¹²³. Welcome to the Nocturnal fellowship. Henceforth I shall address you as _Julie_ because we already have one Jülië. We are now all the more richer for having two _Jülië_ Nocturnalites.

Or I am always happy to be J for those without your fancy keyboard

Jx

I have a fancy headboard with your name on it. "

Spelt out in dents

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

Hello Nerolatte et al!

Hope you're all having a pleasant Friday night

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Does anyone want to hear Nero say things like

Fuck shit wank bollocks arsehole muthafucker or is that just me??

He says most swear words to me when we've been at the social pubs together ha ha

I wind him up a treat! "

She does indeed wind me UP. Sometimes I feel like dropping DOWN the social hierarchy or two. That's when I reach out to Bøø. And she has a gloriously firm derrière.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Damn...

Hey, you have bears? May I see? It's OK if not

Are you talking to your pizza delivery driver again??

I was asking Blu about bears,there was a post on another thread about alphas and bears I can't it says you only support site supporters. But I can send picture of momma and her cubs to someone else and they can transfer to you. "

Oh wow thank you

I'd shit myself

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Does anyone want to hear Nero say things like

Fuck shit wank bollocks arsehole muthafucker or is that just me??

Haha!!

Hello gorgeous!

Hello Nero

Evening everyone

Nero are you tipsy?

Darling, I'm sober as a judge.

I haven't had a drink in ages. To be honest I could do with a stiff one now.

Shall I choose the wine darling?

We were supposed to answer with

We'll have your stiff one "

I don't think it could reach that far into Wales!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Damn...

Hey, you have bears? May I see? It's OK if not

Are you talking to your pizza delivery driver again??

I was asking Blu about bears,there was a post on another thread about alphas and bears I can't it says you only support site supporters. But I can send picture of momma and her cubs to someone else and they can transfer to you. "

Can you send it to me? I can then send it to SS. Or can you not send it on fab?

J

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Does anyone want to hear Nero say things like

Fuck shit wank bollocks arsehole muthafucker or is that just me??

Haha!!

Hello gorgeous!

Hello Nero

Evening everyone

Nero are you tipsy?

Darling, I'm sober as a judge.

I haven't had a drink in ages. To be honest I could do with a stiff one now.

Shall I choose the wine darling?

As long as I get to hang my head in shame on your 'coat hook' nipples. "

You may

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Does anyone want to hear Nero say things like

Fuck shit wank bollocks arsehole muthafucker or is that just me??

Haha!!

Hello gorgeous!

Hello Nero

Evening everyone

Nero are you tipsy?

Darling, I'm sober as a judge.

I haven't had a drink in ages. To be honest I could do with a stiff one now.

Couldn't we all..... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Damn...

Hey, you have bears? May I see? It's OK if not

Are you talking to your pizza delivery driver again??

I was asking Blu about bears,there was a post on another thread about alphas and bears I can't it says you only support site supporters. But I can send picture of momma and her cubs to someone else and they can transfer to you.

Can you send it to me? I can then send it to SS. Or can you not send it on fab?

J"

I've got them. We sorted

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Or I am always happy to be J for those without your fancy keyboard

Jx

I have a fancy headboard with your name on it. "

I'm just picturing it. If it literally had my name on that would be marvellously tacky!

J

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does anyone want to hear Nero say things like

Fuck shit wank bollocks arsehole muthafucker or is that just me??

Haha!!

Hello gorgeous!

Hello Nero

Evening everyone

Nero are you tipsy?

Darling, I'm sober as a judge.

I haven't had a drink in ages. To be honest I could do with a stiff one now.

Shall I choose the wine darling?

We were supposed to answer with

We'll have your stiff one

I don't think it could reach that far into Wales! "

TRY damn it TRY lol

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Damn...

Hey, you have bears? May I see? It's OK if not

Are you talking to your pizza delivery driver again??

I was asking Blu about bears,there was a post on another thread about alphas and bears I can't it says you only support site supporters. But I can send picture of momma and her cubs to someone else and they can transfer to you.

Can you send it to me? I can then send it to SS. Or can you not send it on fab?

J

I've got them. We sorted "

Yay!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Damn...

Hey, you have bears? May I see? It's OK if not

Are you talking to your pizza delivery driver again??

I was asking Blu about bears,there was a post on another thread about alphas and bears I can't it says you only support site supporters. But I can send picture of momma and her cubs to someone else and they can transfer to you.

Oh wow thank you

I'd shit myself"

My take is after watching and experiencing momma bears in the wild. When a man says he is a alpha male because of nature and they think they are. Come tackle her you want to be compared to instincts I guarantee you wouldn't survive. If you win you are a alpha.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I was in southern new Mexico at a bar, a girl asked me if I wanted to go see the beers, it was her accent she wanted to know if I wanted to go look at the bears at the city dump ,and yes there were bears ( black bears) not grizzly's

This reminds me of the 'Beat Generation' road trip by Jack Kerouac and his friends. I'm not quite that old( just drawn that way)"

Have you read "On The Road"?

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hello Nerolatte et al!

Hope you're all having a pleasant Friday night "

Good evening ex-wife! Long time since you graced your brassiere with my boxers. Are you looking forward to the fêted MLS?

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"I was in southern new Mexico at a bar, a girl asked me if I wanted to go see the beers, it was her accent she wanted to know if I wanted to go look at the bears at the city dump ,and yes there were bears ( black bears) not grizzly's

This reminds me of the 'Beat Generation' road trip by Jack Kerouac and his friends. I'm not quite that old( just drawn that way)

Have you read "On The Road"?"

I have and the'dharma bums'

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Damn...

Hey, you have bears? May I see? It's OK if not

Are you talking to your pizza delivery driver again??

I was asking Blu about bears,there was a post on another thread about alphas and bears I can't it says you only support site supporters. But I can send picture of momma and her cubs to someone else and they can transfer to you.

Oh wow thank you

I'd shit myself"

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Damn...

Hey, you have bears? May I see? It's OK if not

Are you talking to your pizza delivery driver again??

I was asking Blu about bears,there was a post on another thread about alphas and bears I can't it says you only support site supporters. But I can send picture of momma and her cubs to someone else and they can transfer to you.

Can you send it to me? I can then send it to SS. Or can you not send it on fab?

J"

Are you trying to be the Archivist??

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Does anyone want to hear Nero say things like

Fuck shit wank bollocks arsehole muthafucker or is that just me??

Haha!!

Hello gorgeous!

Hello Nero

Evening everyone

Nero are you tipsy?

Darling, I'm sober as a judge.

I haven't had a drink in ages. To be honest I could do with a stiff one now.

Shall I choose the wine darling?

As long as I get to hang my head in shame on your 'coat hook' nipples.

You may "

I can safely say that Le Petit Oiseau rarely says nø.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab night is over for me. Lots of d*unk people from local, so I'm barricading and going into stealth mode

Have a good weekend everyone

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Or I am always happy to be J for those without your fancy keyboard

Jx

I have a fancy headboard with your name on it.

I'm just picturing it. If it literally had my name on that would be marvellously tacky!

J"

....like retro furry dice hanging from the windscreen!

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"Fab night is over for me. Lots of d*unk people from local, so I'm barricading and going into stealth mode

Have a good weekend everyone "

night shy

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Damn...

Hey, you have bears? May I see? It's OK if not

Are you talking to your pizza delivery driver again??

I was asking Blu about bears,there was a post on another thread about alphas and bears I can't it says you only support site supporters. But I can send picture of momma and her cubs to someone else and they can transfer to you.

Can you send it to me? I can then send it to SS. Or can you not send it on fab?

J

Are you trying to be the Archivist?? "

Wouldn't dare step on your toes there. Just that I have another way to send pics to SS after helping with her karaoke video.

J

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Does anyone want to hear Nero say things like

Fuck shit wank bollocks arsehole muthafucker or is that just me??

Haha!!

Hello gorgeous!

Hello Nero

Evening everyone

Nero are you tipsy?

Darling, I'm sober as a judge.

I haven't had a drink in ages. To be honest I could do with a stiff one now.

Shall I choose the wine darling?

We were supposed to answer with

We'll have your stiff one

I don't think it could reach that far into Wales!

TRY damn it TRY lol"

I would need an erection of epic proportions!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I was in southern new Mexico at a bar, a girl asked me if I wanted to go see the beers, it was her accent she wanted to know if I wanted to go look at the bears at the city dump ,and yes there were bears ( black bears) not grizzly's

This reminds me of the 'Beat Generation' road trip by Jack Kerouac and his friends. I'm not quite that old( just drawn that way)

Have you read "On The Road"?"

I have. Love Jack Kerouac books

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Fab night is over for me. Lots of d*unk people from local, so I'm barricading and going into stealth mode

Have a good weekend everyone "

Night xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fab night is over for me. Lots of d*unk people from local, so I'm barricading and going into stealth mode

Have a good weekend everyone "

have a wonderful weekend

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Does anyone want to hear Nero say things like

Fuck shit wank bollocks arsehole muthafucker or is that just me??

Haha!!

Hello gorgeous!

Hello Nero

Evening everyone

Nero are you tipsy?

Darling, I'm sober as a judge.

I haven't had a drink in ages. To be honest I could do with a stiff one now.

Shall I choose the wine darling?

As long as I get to hang my head in shame on your 'coat hook' nipples.

You may

I can safely say that Le Petit Oiseau rarely says nø."

That’s not strictly true… but to you darling. I am putty in your hands

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Fab night is over for me. Lots of d*unk people from local, so I'm barricading and going into stealth mode

Have a good weekend everyone "

Good night SuperShy! Lots of Nocturnal love and blessings.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Damn...

Hey, you have bears? May I see? It's OK if not

Are you talking to your pizza delivery driver again??

I was asking Blu about bears,there was a post on another thread about alphas and bears I can't it says you only support site supporters. But I can send picture of momma and her cubs to someone else and they can transfer to you.

Can you send it to me? I can then send it to SS. Or can you not send it on fab?

J

Are you trying to be the Archivist??

Wouldn't dare step on your toes there. Just that I have another way to send pics to SS after helping with her karaoke video.

J"

She's already forwarded them to me to upload to the cloud.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I was in southern new Mexico at a bar, a girl asked me if I wanted to go see the beers, it was her accent she wanted to know if I wanted to go look at the bears at the city dump ,and yes there were bears ( black bears) not grizzly's

This reminds me of the 'Beat Generation' road trip by Jack Kerouac and his friends. I'm not quite that old( just drawn that way)

Have you read "On The Road"?

I have. Love Jack Kerouac books "

You're my kind of bibliothèque.

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By *rincessPuddleDuckWoman
over a year ago

Nowhere


"

Püddlës! Good evening to PrinçessPüddle ...•°*·"

Good evening Nerø

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"

Püddlës! Good evening to PrinçessPüddle ...•°*·

Good evening Nerø"

Good evening PrinçessPüddle, are you well? Are you glad it's almost the weekend?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Does anyone want to hear Nero say things like

Fuck shit wank bollocks arsehole muthafucker or is that just me??

Haha!!

Hello gorgeous!

Hello Nero

Evening everyone

Nero are you tipsy?

Darling, I'm sober as a judge.

I haven't had a drink in ages. To be honest I could do with a stiff one now.

Shall I choose the wine darling?

As long as I get to hang my head in shame on your 'coat hook' nipples.

You may

I can safely say that Le Petit Oiseau rarely says nø.

That’s not strictly true… but to you darling. I am putty in your hands "

·— Nøted —·

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

Good evening brother Nero and everyone on tonight's nocturnal....

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By *rincessPuddleDuckWoman
over a year ago

Nowhere


"

Püddlës! Good evening to PrinçessPüddle ...•°*·

Good evening Nerø

Good evening PrinçessPüddle, are you well? Are you glad it's almost the weekend?"

I'm..... not, but there's always tomorrow, I'd like to skip this weekend..•°°••...

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"

Püddlës! Good evening to PrinçessPüddle ...•°*·

Good evening Nerø

Good evening PrinçessPüddle, are you well? Are you glad it's almost the weekend?

I'm..... not, but there's always tomorrow, I'd like to skip this weekend..•°°••..."

Sending to you long overdue hugs and {redacted} thoughts.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening brother Nero and everyone on tonight's nocturnal...."

Good Evening Brôther Åsh †

Did you play ping pong last night?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good evening brother Nero and everyone on tonight's nocturnal....

"

Hi Ash. Hope you and Lorna and the cat are all ok?

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London


"Good evening brother Nero and everyone on tonight's nocturnal....

Good Evening Brôther Åsh †

Did you play ping pong last night?"

I had a rest from the ping pong last night Nero as have had a very busy week travelling but will be back next week....

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London


"Good evening brother Nero and everyone on tonight's nocturnal....

Hi Ash. Hope you and Lorna and the cat are all ok? "

Good evening _ittlebird...

We're all great thank you...the cat is currently eating her dinner..I wasn't late tonight!

Have a great time tomorrow night...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi Nero and others.

I'm not in the best of moods tonight. I've got a sore throat so I'm laid in bed sucking ice pops. My period has joined the party early and I'm spending the morning in the lake tomorrow which means I now need to boil (sterilise) my menstrual cup and insert it before doing anything else. My thighs also take a good brunt of the period pain and I'd just like a nice weekend without any of this. Also with my period entering the chat early it now maps that I'll be in the middle of my period when we are hopefully away for our anniversary this year. We were also potentially going to fit in a social with a very hot couple and I know I'll not feel sexy at all. Yes, I do like to feel sexy even if we aren't entering each others knickers

Rant over. Play with my hair until I fall asleep please

F

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Eeeevning everyone, hope all are well and if not I hope the forums cure what ales you

Rastaclau5 vibrations, p+sitive.

Good evening my most capital fellow. We are drinking Ale and listening to The Cure. ¶¶||¶..¶"

That sounds like a good night to me, I’m doing a repeat of last night drinking rum and reading fellowship of the ring… still not got to Bree

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By *heikyerboutiMan
over a year ago

Leicester

Evening! On a sleep in at work. I'd rather be anywhere else

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good evening brother Nero and everyone on tonight's nocturnal....

Hi Ash. Hope you and Lorna and the cat are all ok?

Good evening _ittlebird...

We're all great thank you...the cat is currently eating her dinner..I wasn't late tonight!

Have a great time tomorrow night... "

Aww glad to hear that. And big kiss to you all but the biggest one to the cat obviously

I’m sure it’s gonna be epic. Will report back

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Eeeevning everyone, hope all are well and if not I hope the forums cure what ales you

Rastaclau5 vibrations, p+sitive.

Good evening my most capital fellow. We are drinking Ale and listening to The Cure. ¶¶||¶..¶

That sounds like a good night to me, I’m doing a repeat of last night drinking rum and reading fellowship of the ring… still not got to Bree "

Give my regards to Barliman Butterbur at The Prancing Pony.

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By *rincessPuddleDuckWoman
over a year ago

Nowhere


"

Püddlës! Good evening to PrinçessPüddle ...•°*·

Good evening Nerø

Good evening PrinçessPüddle, are you well? Are you glad it's almost the weekend?

I'm..... not, but there's always tomorrow, I'd like to skip this weekend..•°°••...

Sending to you long overdue hugs and {redacted} thoughts. "

I need all the cuddles.•°°°

....{redacted} thoughts? I'd like to know some of them.•*°°

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Eeeevning everyone, hope all are well and if not I hope the forums cure what ales you

Rastaclau5 vibrations, p+sitive.

Good evening my most capital fellow. We are drinking Ale and listening to The Cure. ¶¶||¶..¶

That sounds like a good night to me, I’m doing a repeat of last night drinking rum and reading fellowship of the ring… still not got to Bree

Give my regards to Barliman Butterbur at The Prancing Pony."

If I ever make it there I will do, I’m still in shock that there are Ents in the Shire at the moment

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening! On a sleep in at work. I'd rather be anywhere else "

Good evening Sheik! Welcome to the Nocturnal Thread. There's a chaise lounge made from faux fur. Rest here next to the flickering hearth.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"

Püddlës! Good evening to PrinçessPüddle ...•°*·

Good evening Nerø

Good evening PrinçessPüddle, are you well? Are you glad it's almost the weekend?

I'm..... not, but there's always tomorrow, I'd like to skip this weekend..•°°••...

Sending to you long overdue hugs and {redacted} thoughts.

I need all the cuddles.•°°°

....{redacted} thoughts? I'd like to know some of them.•*°°"

They are pondering thoughts of a licentious nature.

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By *heikyerboutiMan
over a year ago

Leicester


"Evening! On a sleep in at work. I'd rather be anywhere else

Good evening Sheik! Welcome to the Nocturnal Thread. There's a chaise lounge made from faux fur. Rest here next to the flickering hearth."

Cheers! Is there Guinness too?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hi Nero and others.

I'm not in the best of moods tonight. I've got a sore throat so I'm laid in bed sucking ice pops. My period has joined the party early and I'm spending the morning in the lake tomorrow which means I now need to boil (sterilise) my menstrual cup and insert it before doing anything else. My thighs also take a good brunt of the period pain and I'd just like a nice weekend without any of this. Also with my period entering the chat early it now maps that I'll be in the middle of my period when we are hopefully away for our anniversary this year. We were also potentially going to fit in a social with a very hot couple and I know I'll not feel sexy at all. Yes, I do like to feel sexy even if we aren't entering each others knickers

Rant over. Play with my hair until I fall asleep please

F"

I remember you from many moons ago when you dropped from the Scandanavian skies onto my lap. I hope your pain of many manifestations dissipates very soon. ....•°°*

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening! On a sleep in at work. I'd rather be anywhere else

Good evening Sheik! Welcome to the Nocturnal Thread. There's a chaise lounge made from faux fur. Rest here next to the flickering hearth.

Cheers! Is there Guinness too?"

I have Caffreys™. But, alas, no Guinness. Apologies.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Hi Nero and others.

I'm not in the best of moods tonight. I've got a sore throat so I'm laid in bed sucking ice pops. My period has joined the party early and I'm spending the morning in the lake tomorrow which means I now need to boil (sterilise) my menstrual cup and insert it before doing anything else. My thighs also take a good brunt of the period pain and I'd just like a nice weekend without any of this. Also with my period entering the chat early it now maps that I'll be in the middle of my period when we are hopefully away for our anniversary this year. We were also potentially going to fit in a social with a very hot couple and I know I'll not feel sexy at all. Yes, I do like to feel sexy even if we aren't entering each others knickers

Rant over. Play with my hair until I fall asleep please

F"

Stupid bodies! Sending gentle hair strokes.

J x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I remember you from many moons ago when you dropped from the Scandanavian skies onto my lap. I hope your pain of many manifestations dissipates very soon. ....•°°*"

I'll dig into my pick and mix of colourful, blister wrapped products and see what I have

F

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Stupid bodies! Sending gentle hair strokes.

J x"

Those gentle hair strokes are really doing it's job... (noddingdog)

F

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"

Stupid bodies! Sending gentle hair strokes.

J x

Those gentle hair strokes are really doing it's job... (noddingdog)

F"

Sending booby hugs and lots of kisses gorgeous xx

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

Hello Nerø,

Hello Nocturnal Creatures.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sleeping pill hasn't kicked in yet lol

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hello Nerø,

Hello Nocturnal Creatures.

"

Good evening and felicitations to Sprocket²² .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sleeping pill hasn't kicked in yet lol"

Fight it an enjoy the hallucinations.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Sleeping pill hasn't kicked in yet lol"

Give it some time. Good tings cum ² those hoo wayte.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello Nerø,

Hello Nocturnal Creatures.

Good evening and felicitations to Sprocket²² ."

How does one gain access to the secret hyroglphs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello Nerø,

Hello Nocturnal Creatures.

Good evening and felicitations to Sprocket²² .

How does one gain access to the secret hyroglphs? "

Decipher ancient history.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

?lu Blu... Are you still åwake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello Nerø,

Hello Nocturnal Creatures.

Good evening and felicitations to Sprocket²² .

How does one gain access to the secret hyroglphs? Decipher ancient history."

Not like scientology then. Thats a plus. LoveFerret could be my new user name.

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By *oyahandrussCouple
over a year ago

Nr Rugby

Ciao x

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Ciao x "

Good evening fåir måiden of the Nøcturnal Snug Bar!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Hello Nerø,

Hello Nocturnal Creatures.

Good evening and felicitations to Sprocket²² .

How does one gain access to the secret hyroglphs? "

Hi darling. Certain words will change to emojis if you put () round them

Such as (ferret.)

(Cock)

(Ladywank)

* the last 2 don’t actually work I just like them. Just remove the . After the word.

(Love.) is my favourite

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Hello Nerø,

Hello Nocturnal Creatures.

"

Hi gorgeous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm back. I've done my neighbourhood watch. The culprits are are slowly dispersing

But I won't sleep still.

What have I missed?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I'm back. I've done my neighbourhood watch. The culprits are are slowly dispersing

But I won't sleep still.

What have I missed?"

You missed the masterclass in Fab emojis and hieroglyphs.

Welcome back, wench.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm bored

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"

I'm bored "

Shall I pop over?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""

Its just valentine in brackets? Is this a theme? (twat) ?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"

I'm bored

Shall I pop over? "

Bøø, when were you last made love to?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm back. I've done my neighbourhood watch. The culprits are are slowly dispersing

But I won't sleep still.

What have I missed?"

Wha Gwan?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

( flashing text ) without the spaces.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Starting a fire BYOB

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"

Its just valentine in brackets? Is this a theme? (twat) ?"

You’ve got it (penis)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm back. I've done my neighbourhood watch. The culprits are are slowly dispersing

But I won't sleep still.

What have I missed?

Wha Gwan?"

ASB is frightening sometimes

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Starting a fire BYOB "

Bring Your Own ......·•°*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm back. I've done my neighbourhood watch. The culprits are are slowly dispersing

But I won't sleep still.

What have I missed?

You missed the masterclass in Fab emojis and hieroglyphs.

Welcome back, wench."

I spilt your tankard sir

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I'm back. I've done my neighbourhood watch. The culprits are are slowly dispersing

But I won't sleep still.

What have I missed?

You missed the masterclass in Fab emojis and hieroglyphs.

Welcome back, wench.

I spilt your tankard sir "

I know that you get turned on by the term "Wench", wench.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Its just valentine in brackets? Is this a theme? (twat) ?

You’ve got it (penis) "

Test

(Long_Way_AroundeatingLittlebird'sbreakfastspecial)

Lets see!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I'm bored

Shall I pop over?

Bøø, when were you last made love to?"

Made love too?

What's that all about......

I like to f##k Nero

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