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By *elix Sighted OP   Man
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Bit out there, this one. But to compliment Petite Woman’s fake tits thread - if, somehow, men could augment their winkies by having an implant fitted that increased length and/or girth, would it affect your decision to let them fun your vagina or anüs?

Let’s assume no one has gone to silly proportions like a 20” cock or as far as a kitchen roll. Let’s also assume normal function remains.

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By *ixed MisterMan
over a year ago

London

I reckon there would be a few that would go to ridiculous lengths and girth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm guessing most men would end up in that clinic more times than pinocchio in Geppetto's work shop trying to satisfy. Can't please every woman, just stick to the penis you've got.

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

will stick with the penis god gave me,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No thanks, I'll work with what they've got instead

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Felix!

It would entirely depend on how it affected feel. If it made things uncomfortable or less pleasurable then no. I wouldn't immediately rule it out. But the cock is probably the very last thing that comes into my decision to 'fun' someone.

J

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By *elix Sighted OP   Man
over a year ago

Cloud 8

This is a reassuring start, ladies! I should emphasise this isn’t me worrying haha. Just curious. Would you be at least curious about how it would look and feel?

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

Just get a cock sleeve Felix

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it was too big I’d probably pull out (pun intended)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just get a cock sleeve Felix "

Oh my word - I had to look that up and it took me to Etsy. I feel quite ill and may now need to go and have a lie down

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Nah, if I liked them and it was girth/length rather than ribbing the penis for my pleasure, I can't see why I wouldn't meet a guy with an augmented cock

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By *elix Sighted OP   Man
over a year ago

Cloud 8


"Just get a cock sleeve Felix

Oh my word - I had to look that up and it took me to Etsy. I feel quite ill and may now need to go and have a lie down "

Should I look this up?! I don’t care about the Google history, it’s the eye trauma that worries me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I recall the biggest poo I ever had and I remember how much it hurt. So no bigger than that thank you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just get a cock sleeve Felix

Oh my word - I had to look that up and it took me to Etsy. I feel quite ill and may now need to go and have a lie down

Should I look this up?! I don’t care about the Google history, it’s the eye trauma that worries me "

The come up as 'Blissful creations' all obscured until you click on one - but not sure why a woman would want a bloke with one, cos surely a dildo would suffice (and you don't have to bother with the small talk!)

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By *elix Sighted OP   Man
over a year ago

Cloud 8


"I recall the biggest poo I ever had and I remember how much it hurt. So no bigger than that thank you x"

What a charming gauge system!!!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Just get a cock sleeve Felix

Oh my word - I had to look that up and it took me to Etsy. I feel quite ill and may now need to go and have a lie down

Should I look this up?! I don’t care about the Google history, it’s the eye trauma that worries me "

I just googled - Lovehoney also sells them. Maybe less extreme than Etsy, I didn't check there. The standard ones just look like a dildo that go over your cock. There are some with painful looking textures though.

J

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"The come up as 'Blissful creations' all obscured until you click on one - but not sure why a woman would want a bloke with one, cos surely a dildo would suffice (and you don't have to bother with the small talk!)"

I get the feeling that the guys that use those particular ones might not let you know. Hence the variations in colour and custom internal dimensions. Pretend you're putting on a condom but actually you're rolling on superdick!

J

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By *elix Sighted OP   Man
over a year ago

Cloud 8


"Just get a cock sleeve Felix

Oh my word - I had to look that up and it took me to Etsy. I feel quite ill and may now need to go and have a lie down

Should I look this up?! I don’t care about the Google history, it’s the eye trauma that worries me

I just googled - Lovehoney also sells them. Maybe less extreme than Etsy, I didn't check there. The standard ones just look like a dildo that go over your cock. There are some with painful looking textures though.

J"

I went onto Etsy and stupidly looked at ‘The Bodybuilder’! Almost looks specifically designed to hurt a fanny.

I’ll stick with Percy, he hasn’t let me down yet.

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By *oyahandrussCouple
over a year ago

Nr Rugby

Well the sales for penis enlargement pumps are huge

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante


"Just get a cock sleeve Felix

Oh my word - I had to look that up and it took me to Etsy. I feel quite ill and may now need to go and have a lie down

Should I look this up?! I don’t care about the Google history, it’s the eye trauma that worries me

I just googled - Lovehoney also sells them. Maybe less extreme than Etsy, I didn't check there. The standard ones just look like a dildo that go over your cock. There are some with painful looking textures though.

J

I went onto Etsy and stupidly looked at ‘The Bodybuilder’! Almost looks specifically designed to hurt a fanny.

I’ll stick with Percy, he hasn’t let me down yet."

I have never looked them up, theres just this one guy that keeps messaging me asking if he can fuck me with it! Sends pictures sporting it too!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"I went onto Etsy and stupidly looked at ‘The Bodybuilder’! Almost looks specifically designed to hurt a fanny.

I’ll stick with Percy, he hasn’t let me down yet."

I had to go look after that. The soda can for comparison

No thank you very much!

J

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By *ixed MisterMan
over a year ago

London


"Just get a cock sleeve Felix

Oh my word - I had to look that up and it took me to Etsy. I feel quite ill and may now need to go and have a lie down

Should I look this up?! I don’t care about the Google history, it’s the eye trauma that worries me

I just googled - Lovehoney also sells them. Maybe less extreme than Etsy, I didn't check there. The standard ones just look like a dildo that go over your cock. There are some with painful looking textures though.

J

I went onto Etsy and stupidly looked at ‘The Bodybuilder’! Almost looks specifically designed to hurt a fanny.

I’ll stick with Percy, he hasn’t let me down yet.

I have never looked them up, theres just this one guy that keeps messaging me asking if he can fuck me with it! Sends pictures sporting it too!"

Sorry about that

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

And because of the fact 'The Bodybuilder' even exists, I think we can safely say that some men would not be sensible if given the chance to augment their winkie.

J

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By *elix Sighted OP   Man
over a year ago

Cloud 8


"Just get a cock sleeve Felix

Oh my word - I had to look that up and it took me to Etsy. I feel quite ill and may now need to go and have a lie down

Should I look this up?! I don’t care about the Google history, it’s the eye trauma that worries me

I just googled - Lovehoney also sells them. Maybe less extreme than Etsy, I didn't check there. The standard ones just look like a dildo that go over your cock. There are some with painful looking textures though.

J

I went onto Etsy and stupidly looked at ‘The Bodybuilder’! Almost looks specifically designed to hurt a fanny.

I’ll stick with Percy, he hasn’t let me down yet.

I have never looked them up, theres just this one guy that keeps messaging me asking if he can fuck me with it! Sends pictures sporting it too!"

It looks kinda like a strap on. Silicone winkie-like apparatus to give someone a right good old fashioned ruinin. I can’t see that the wearer would get any direct pleasure.

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By *elix Sighted OP   Man
over a year ago

Cloud 8


"Just get a cock sleeve Felix

Oh my word - I had to look that up and it took me to Etsy. I feel quite ill and may now need to go and have a lie down

Should I look this up?! I don’t care about the Google history, it’s the eye trauma that worries me

I just googled - Lovehoney also sells them. Maybe less extreme than Etsy, I didn't check there. The standard ones just look like a dildo that go over your cock. There are some with painful looking textures though.

J

I went onto Etsy and stupidly looked at ‘The Bodybuilder’! Almost looks specifically designed to hurt a fanny.

I’ll stick with Percy, he hasn’t let me down yet.

I have never looked them up, theres just this one guy that keeps messaging me asking if he can fuck me with it! Sends pictures sporting it too!

Sorry about that "

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By *ezebel100Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Felix!

It would entirely depend on how it affected feel. If it made things uncomfortable or less pleasurable then no. I wouldn't immediately rule it out. But the cock is probably the very last thing that comes into my decision to 'fun' someone.

J"

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