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"I'm not giving you a blowjob." Now I’m thinking about you noshing me while I hold my breath  | |||
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"I’m not very good at all. One week, two max. "It’s been one week since you looked at me Cocked your head to the side and said “I’m angry” | |||
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"I'm not giving you a blowjob. "Lovely smiley face you got there lady  | |||
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"Long enough Sam, long enough. P.S We've had words about that sort of avatar before you ravishing delight. How you don't know how long I can hold my breath for yet is beyond me." You make much more sense with a shlong in ya gob my love  | |||
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"I have a tongue like an electric eel and I can breathe through my ears. Form an orderly queue please." *gets a ticket and waits patiently * | |||
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"I’m bored, so I tried it: 1min 49secs Non smoker. " Impressed. Nice pant shlong dude  | |||
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"Long enough Sam, long enough. P.S We've had words about that sort of avatar before you ravishing delight. How you don't know how long I can hold my breath for yet is beyond me. You make much more sense with a shlong in ya gob my love "You're not the first person to say that to me. Must be some truth to it. Nice schlong btw. | |||
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"I'm not giving you a blowjob. Now I’m thinking about you noshing me while I hold my breath "
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"I'm not giving you a blowjob.
Lovely smiley face you got there lady "She's not giving you a blowjob, either.  | |||
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"I have a tongue like an electric eel and I can breathe through my ears. Form an orderly queue please. *gets a ticket and waits patiently *" Patience is a virtue  | |||
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"I'm not giving you a blowjob.
Lovely smiley face you got there lady
She's not giving you a blowjob, either. "So feisty today davina xx love it | |||
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"I'm not giving you a blowjob.
Lovely smiley face you got there lady
She's not giving you a blowjob, either.
So feisty today davina xx love it "I might give you a blowjob. | |||
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"I'm not giving you a blowjob.
Lovely smiley face you got there lady
She's not giving you a blowjob, either.
So feisty today davina xx love it
I might give you a blowjob.
"I don’t have the equipment  just my luck | |||
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"It's like playing a digery do. You need to breath, and do your thing together. Works well for me. X" Ah but can you play a digerydoo whilst doing your thing? | |||
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"I’m bored, so I tried it: 1min 49secs Non smoker. " Tried it too, 2mins 6secs Smoker, turned slightly blue | |||
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"Long enough Sam, long enough. P.S We've had words about that sort of avatar before you ravishing delight. How you don't know how long I can hold my breath for yet is beyond me. You make much more sense with a shlong in ya gob my love
You're not the first person to say that to me. Must be some truth to it. Nice schlong btw. "You talk too much when you should be making better use of those deep red lips. As shlong as you approve I’ll just keep it on display | |||
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"I'm not giving you a blowjob.
Lovely smiley face you got there lady
She's not giving you a blowjob, either.
So feisty today davina xx love it
I might give you a blowjob.
I don’t have the equipment just my luck"Shucks.
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"I'm not giving you a blowjob.
Lovely smiley face you got there lady
She's not giving you a blowjob, either. "Guess what?? Now I’m thinking about her noshing me while I hold my breath too | |||
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"I have a tongue like an electric eel and I can breathe through my ears. Form an orderly queue please. *gets a ticket and waits patiently * Patience is a virtue "Virtue is the lady that runs the sweet shop on the high street. Great Bon bons | |||
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"The real question is can you keep breathing as you keep going "The real question is can I keep hard to keep going these days. | |||
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"I'm not giving you a blowjob.
Lovely smiley face you got there lady
She's not giving you a blowjob, either.
Guess what??
Now I’m thinking about her noshing me while I hold my breath too "Honestly!! Think about something else. Think about... an ice cream, with your tongue playing over the creamy tip before opening your mouth to envelope the soft topping and delicious hard cone.  | |||
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"It's like playing a digery do. You need to breath, and do your thing together. Works well for me. X" *desperately trying to resist any Australian digery do player references * | |||
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"I'm not giving you a blowjob.
Lovely smiley face you got there lady
She's not giving you a blowjob, either.
So feisty today davina xx love it
I might give you a blowjob.
I don’t have the equipment just my luck"You’ve got all the equipment needed for what I have in mind… Now open wide! | |||
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"It's like playing a digery do. You need to breath, and do your thing together. Works well for me. X *desperately trying to resist any Australian digery do player references * " It's enough to make you rolf! | |||
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"I’m bored, so I tried it: 1min 49secs Non smoker. Tried it too, 2mins 6secs Smoker, turned slightly blue" Papa Smurf! | |||
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"I'm not giving you a blowjob.
Lovely smiley face you got there lady
She's not giving you a blowjob, either.
Guess what??
Now I’m thinking about her noshing me while I hold my breath too
Honestly!!
Think about something else. Think about... an ice cream, with your tongue playing over the creamy tip before opening your mouth to envelope the soft topping and delicious hard cone. "Ok. It’s dripping down my bloody chin though | |||
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"I'm not giving you a blowjob.
Lovely smiley face you got there lady
She's not giving you a blowjob, either.
Guess what??
Now I’m thinking about her noshing me while I hold my breath too
Honestly!!
Think about something else. Think about... an ice cream, with your tongue playing over the creamy tip before opening your mouth to envelope the soft topping and delicious hard cone.
Ok.
It’s dripping down my bloody chin though "Can't take you anywhere. Me on the other hand... | |||
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"It's like playing a digery do. You need to breath, and do your thing together. Works well for me. X *desperately trying to resist any Australian digery do player references * It's enough to make you rolf!" You didn’t. Oh gosh. You did! | |||
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"I'm not giving you a blowjob.
Lovely smiley face you got there lady
She's not giving you a blowjob, either.
Guess what??
Now I’m thinking about her noshing me while I hold my breath too
Honestly!!
Think about something else. Think about... an ice cream, with your tongue playing over the creamy tip before opening your mouth to envelope the soft topping and delicious hard cone.
Ok.
It’s dripping down my bloody chin though
Can't take you anywhere.
Me on the other hand..."Either hands fine. Use both if you prefer | |||
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"I'm not giving you a blowjob.
Lovely smiley face you got there lady
She's not giving you a blowjob, either.
Guess what??
Now I’m thinking about her noshing me while I hold my breath too
Honestly!!
Think about something else. Think about... an ice cream, with your tongue playing over the creamy tip before opening your mouth to envelope the soft topping and delicious hard cone.
Ok.
It’s dripping down my bloody chin though
Can't take you anywhere.
Me on the other hand...
Either hands fine.
Use both if you prefer " | |||
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"I'm not giving you a blowjob.
Lovely smiley face you got there lady
She's not giving you a blowjob, either.
So feisty today davina xx love it
I might give you a blowjob.
I don’t have the equipment just my luck
You’ve got all the equipment needed for what I have in mind…
Now open wide!"Oh baby  | |||
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"As long as i need i breath thru my skin " Sounds fishy | |||
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" Can't take you anywhere. Me on the other hand... Either hands fine. Use both if you prefer
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" You’ve got all the equipment needed for what I have in mind… Now open wide! Oh baby "Jonny | |||
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"About 10 seconds before I start to feel the picnic rising. " Did you have jam sammich’s? | |||
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"I'm still adjusting to this nicotine free crap I inflicted on myself. If I hold my breath I might pass out! " Don’t pass out! We have such sweet future love to make | |||
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" Can't take you anywhere. Me on the other hand... Either hands fine. Use both if you prefer
Love it when she rolls her eyes "Anything rather than look at your face, huh? | |||
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"I’m bored, so I tried it: 1min 49secs Non smoker. " That’s impressive. I can just make two lengths underwater so about 1min 10 but I feel like I’m passing out | |||
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"Apparently longer than he thought when we were in a log fired hot tub...quite comical his face when I popped back up..... "Underwater nosh! Good work | |||
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" Can't take you anywhere. Me on the other hand... Either hands fine. Use both if you prefer
Love it when she rolls her eyes
Anything rather than look at your face, huh? "This feels like the beginning of a beautiful romance  | |||
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" Can't take you anywhere. Me on the other hand... Either hands fine. Use both if you prefer
Love it when she rolls her eyes
Anything rather than look at your face, huh?
This feels like the beginning of a beautiful romance "You can have the wet spot. | |||
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"I'm not giving you a blowjob.
Lovely smiley face you got there lady " who's that?me? | |||
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"hold your breath for?" Until I pass out. I’ve not tried for years, but I’m guessing 1 minute | |||
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"Long enough Sam, long enough. P.S We've had words about that sort of avatar before you ravishing delight. How you don't know how long I can hold my breath for yet is beyond me. You make much more sense with a shlong in ya gob my love
You're not the first person to say that to me. Must be some truth to it. Nice schlong btw.
You talk too much when you should be making better use of those deep red lips.
As shlong as you approve I’ll just keep it on display "
I'm going to make that in to a song. | |||
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