FabSwingers.com forum: Typos Of Death!!!

By *odgerMoore OP Man
over a year ago

Up Your Frock!

Not just a normal one - ones that kill a conversation stone dead…. Ones that you think… oh ffs nooooooooo - surely they’ll block me reading that!!

My offering this morning…. ‘ …… would be great fun soiling your Mrs……..!’

Not expecting that will be well received…..

Any other examples from the learned community?

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By *omtom7Man
over a year ago

Tralee

Shitty thing to post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the mrs texts asking if that makes her look fat and you type noooooo but mooooo is sent instead…

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"When the mrs texts asking if that makes her look fat and you type noooooo but mooooo is sent instead…"

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

"When the mrs texts asking if that makes her look fat and you type noooooo but mooooo is sent instead…"

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

When you text your son to ask him if he will cook dinner only your phone uses the most used words which so happens to be cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When we were actively looking to meet, I'd placed a status commenting blank profiles are likely need not apply.

We received a message, pointing out our typo.

Seems auto correct changed blank to black.

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By *coobyABCMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

When my brother in law text to ask if I fancied a pint. My "I'd love to" autocorrected to "I love you"

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I keep reading 'types of death' and wondering why anyone asks such a macabre question when it's nearly the weekend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got one from someone at work saying he’d been sorting some thongs out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I keep reading 'types of death' and wondering why anyone asks such a macabre question when it's nearly the weekend "

Oooooh I am so tempted to start one now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not just a normal one - ones that kill a conversation stone dead…. Ones that you think… oh ffs nooooooooo - surely they’ll block me reading that!!

My offering this morning…. ‘ …… would be great fun soiling your Mrs……..!’

Not expecting that will be well received…..

Any other examples from the learned community?

You never know. She might be into that.

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Told my friend I was going to kick his ass (there’s a backstory where he may have required it) autocorrect changed it to lick

Still it was threatening enough that it stopped him

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By *illan-KillashMan
over a year ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

Autocarrot changed "you cant" to "you cunt".

Seems I use one more frequently than the other.

*invests in swear box

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By *odgerMoore OP Man
over a year ago

Up Your Frock!

"Autocarrot changed "you cant" to "you cunt".

Seems I use one more frequently than the other.

*invests in swear box"

Pmsl obviously a work email??

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By *inballs99Man
over a year ago

Blackheath

It seems that I post to a thread it will more than likely stop, whatever I say!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"I keep reading 'types of death' and wondering why anyone asks such a macabre question when it's nearly the weekend "

I only realised after reading this that it doesn't say that!

Yesterday I was typing boing to show excitement and my phone changed it to boring. Luckily it was a post here so I could delete.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It seems that I post to a thread it will more than likely stop, whatever I say!"

There green arrow tells a different story.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

A friend of mine tried say she was ‘freezing her tits off at the bus stop’ this morning and missed out the ‘z’.

“I’m freeing my tits off at the bus stop!” She posted, on the public timeline …

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By *illan-KillashMan
over a year ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

"Autocarrot changed "you cant" to "you cunt".

Seems I use one more frequently than the other.

*invests in swear box

Pmsl obviously a work email??

Possibly.

In a helpful but protracted/frustrating email exchange with a client I meant to type "should you require any additional information please do not hesitate to contact me".

In my haste I left out the word "hesitate".

Subliminal self typed what I was thinking.....

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

"When the mrs texts asking if that makes her look fat and you type noooooo but mooooo is sent instead…"

I’d get a room for the night….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Texted my female boss in bar for drink order....asked for my rum to have cock and ice.....

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