FabSwingers.com forum: How come there's never a thread about pork pies?

By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

They are good!

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

Well there is now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loool

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield

Which type do you prefer? Standard petrol station fodder or Melton Mowbray style hand raised cold water pastry?

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By *erence IIMan
over a year ago

Irrelevant

Well, thank you very much for making me feel starving hungry

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

All that jelly. Fucking rank

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By *irtyKittenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Pork pie with pickles, I want pork pie now

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield

Are there any songs about pork pies? I feel like I want to sing about their crusty meaty goodness.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"All that jelly. Fucking rank

What? The jelly is the best bit

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"Which type do you prefer? Standard petrol station fodder or Melton Mowbray style hand raised cold water pastry? "

Don't you mean hot water pastry?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because we’re quite partial to a sausage roll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those mini pork and apple ones are amazing.

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By *ookie_and_NookieCouple
over a year ago

Kent

Because apple pies and mince pies are superior!

C x

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

Jambons are the best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because apple pies and mince pies are superior!

C x"
You forgot key lime and banana creme

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By *ookie_and_NookieCouple
over a year ago

Kent

"Because apple pies and mince pies are superior!

C x You forgot key lime and banana creme

Oooh lemon meringue!

C x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pork pie with pickles, I want pork pie now

I don't like pickle, but M&S (i think) pork and pickle pies are bloody lovely! I only ate it to be polite, but glad I did!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They are good!"

#notallporkpies

Also, there should be a thread for ALL pies.

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By *utterfly64Woman
over a year ago

Raynes Park

Love me a pork pie. Especially one with a really crispy crust. Not so keen on the jelly bit.

Had one warmed the other day. Not recommended!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooh love a pork pie, Stilton topped ones my favourite

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

This is my kind of thread. I fucking love pork pies. Proper ones though from the butcher/bakery.

The mr

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By *orkshireDrifterMan
over a year ago

Nafferton, nr Driffield.

Dickinson's from Melton....

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By *ustful HedonistMan
over a year ago

Worsley, Manchester

The jelly. Omg that delicious salty jelly that turns into juice with the warmth of your mouth... its like a ready made pie with gravy inside! A pork pie isn't a pork pie without the jelly. FULL STOP! It seems that most manufacturers are shying away from the jelly these days. Without it, it's just dry pork meat in pastry. Which leads me to the pastry! Has to be a littlr greasy, not dry, with a crisp mouth feel... and then the meat - well seasoned, firm, and meat only - no fillers for this man... I love pork pies with a little mellow yellow American mustard smeared onto it

OK, OK, I love pork pies, so what!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has to be a butchers pork pie. Did get a really good one from M and S.

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By *cidcassual88Man
over a year ago

Glasshoughton

a "Growler" Yorkshire slang for a pork pie

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

They are nice they would be even nicer if the jelly stuff was flavoured, apple sauce for instance, why isn't that a thing?

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

Not fussy on the ones from the butchers shops, they are near to the raw meat and flies and not even wrapped up, same with pasties etc, rather a supermarket one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pork pies are foods from the Gods.

Good quality ones are amazing. Just plain and simple pork pie, none of that fancy additional fillings like pickle or apple.

Just give me the meat, the jelly, the crust.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We've all been waiting patiently for you to post one.

And here it is. Phew.

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By *amesBeelzebubMan
over a year ago

norwich

Pork pies and Scotch eggs...with a side of Branston pickle and a medley of walkers crisps.

I know how to treat a lady

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By *illan-KillashMan
over a year ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

Gordon's near Embankment Station does a cracking pork pie. Scotch eggs too.

Nom nom nom.

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield

"Which type do you prefer? Standard petrol station fodder or Melton Mowbray style hand raised cold water pastry?

Don't you mean hot water pastry?"

You’re so picky!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well there is now!"

Where?

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By *ongueTwistererMan
over a year ago

telford/ shrewsbury/ bridgnorth/ wolverhampton

The best pork pies going is Michael Kirks by the Manda centre in Wolves there pork and leek pie is amazing

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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Pork pie with pickles, I want pork pie now

I hate pork pie with pickle ! So much. Who are you?

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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"The best pork pies going is Michael Kirks by the Manda centre in Wolves there pork and leek pie is amazing

Why is there leek in a pork pie?

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

They're ok but porking pies is better.

I'll see myself out

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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Pork pies are foods from the Gods.

Good quality ones are amazing. Just plain and simple pork pie, none of that fancy additional fillings like pickle or apple.

Just give me the meat, the jelly, the crust. "

I think I just came...

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I don't like pork pies

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By *ikynminnyCouple
over a year ago

South shields

Morrison's do there own big one best I've had

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The little layer of jelly they have inside puts me off

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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Love me a pork pie. Especially one with a really crispy crust. Not so keen on the jelly bit.

Had one warmed the other day. Not recommended! "

Who the hell gave you a warm pork pie? Lunatic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WTF is a pork pie

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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"The little layer of jelly they have inside puts me off

Aspic?

It's the best bit. Meat flavoured jelly...

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By *929Man
over a year ago

bedlington

Haven’t had one in ages but want one now

The size is important not to big not to small needs adequate crust to pork to jelly ratio

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By *oomarangMan
over a year ago

Chester

Love a good pork pie with mustard or Branston pickle

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By *oomarangMan
over a year ago

Chester

"The little layer of jelly they have inside puts me off

Aspic?

It's the best bit. Meat flavoured jelly..."

Definitely the best bit

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"WTF is a pork pie

Google is your friend....

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By *ongueTwistererMan
over a year ago

telford/ shrewsbury/ bridgnorth/ wolverhampton

"The best pork pies going is Michael Kirks by the Manda centre in Wolves there pork and leek pie is amazing

Why is there leek in a pork pie? "

Try it and find out why they put it in there

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"The best pork pies going is Michael Kirks by the Manda centre in Wolves there pork and leek pie is amazing

Why is there leek in a pork pie? "

Plugs the holes, innit?

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

Pre covid Powells of Whitchurch salop

Took some beating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"WTF is a pork pie

Google is your friend....

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Eat a pastie less cholesterol

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By *antam AvershiresMan
over a year ago

Falme

Threads about pork pies are like tennis questions on quiz shows, you think there's none but once you start looking they are everywhere.

Total opposite of trying to find a virgin on an antenatal ward

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By *antam AvershiresMan
over a year ago

Falme

And the addition of potato is only a good thing

However a meal of pork pie, potatoes dauphine and mushy peas is proper god tier

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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Love a good pork pie with mustard or Branston pickle "

On the side?

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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"And the addition of potato is only a good thing

However a meal of pork pie, potatoes dauphine and mushy peas is proper god tier"

You what?

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

If you are gonna buy Seduced a pork pie she will really appreciate it and give you the most epic sex of your life.

But only if it is one of the fancy ones with pickle.

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

"WTF is a pork pie

It's like an aphrodisiac for women from Birmingham

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

Because I’m on detox from pork pies and I’m not allowed to solicit them….. I think that’s what’s in the restraining order……

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"WTF is a pork pie

Google is your friend....

Eat a pastie less cholesterol

We literally live in the land of pasties. And pies

A pasty barm is a delicacy round these parts. A meat and potato pasty

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

"Love a good pork pie with mustard or Branston pickle

On the side?"

Nice cold salad cream….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morrisons do this lovely cheese n pickle pork pie!! Delicious!!!!

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By *jonesMan
over a year ago

Plymouth

Not as nice as pasties

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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"If you are gonna buy Seduced a pork pie she will really appreciate it and give you the most epic sex of your life.

But only if it is one of the fancy ones with pickle."

And this is why you don't deserve the epic sex unlike your comrades who deliver pork pie unadulterated...

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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"WTF is a pork pie

It's like an aphrodisiac for women from Birmingham "

Ha. You absolute legend/ eejit!?

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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Not as nice as pasties "

You my friend are blind!

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

"WTF is a pork pie

It's like an aphrodisiac for women from Birmingham

Ha. You absolute legend/ eejit!? "

Sometimes it's a fine line between the two.

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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"WTF is a pork pie

It's like an aphrodisiac for women from Birmingham

Ha. You absolute legend/ eejit!?

Sometimes it's a fine line between the two."

Sometimes/ hardly ever!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pork pies are foods from the Gods.

Good quality ones are amazing. Just plain and simple pork pie, none of that fancy additional fillings like pickle or apple.

Just give me the meat, the jelly, the crust.

I think I just came..."

Fancy a pork pie date?

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

"WTF is a pork pie

It's like an aphrodisiac for women from Birmingham

Ha. You absolute legend/ eejit!?

Sometimes it's a fine line between the two.

Sometimes/ hardly ever! "

Are they your preferred pronouns?

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"Which type do you prefer? Standard petrol station fodder or Melton Mowbray style hand raised cold water pastry?

Don't you mean hot water pastry?

You’re so picky! "

Absolutely!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Growlers: love a good one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They are good!"

Yes, but what about the fine delicacy that is the famous Wigan Kebab?

Three pork pies on a stick oozing pork fat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Potters Pork Pies from Wombwell Barnsley in S. YORKS. Are world class winners... and amazing!!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"They are good!

Yes, but what about the fine delicacy that is the famous Wigan Kebab?

Three pork pies on a stick oozing pork fat.

A Wigan kebab is a pie on a barm!

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By *educed OP Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

Pork Pie is the BEST pie ever?

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