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By *unx2019 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Moray

What's silliest question ever been asked.

Stated on here not meeting due to health issue but still been asked if meeting. Bad enough, but when reply in message that in hospital next question has been " are you ok?" I mean in hospital so yeah all good as they now offering beds out in the under pressure NHS!!!

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By *lamdaddyMan
over a year ago

London

I mean I did ask if Derek acorah had shagged a ghost the other day.

Silly because obviously he has

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I mean I did ask if Derek acorah had shagged a ghost the other day.

Silly because obviously he has"

Isn’t he dead?

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By *lamdaddyMan
over a year ago

London


"I mean I did ask if Derek acorah had shagged a ghost the other day.

Silly because obviously he has

Isn’t he dead? "

Yeah I didn't know that to be fair

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By *lamdaddyMan
over a year ago

London


"I mean I did ask if Derek acorah had shagged a ghost the other day.

Silly because obviously he has

Isn’t he dead? "

Ps wish you were my driving instructor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I mean I did ask if Derek acorah had shagged a ghost the other day.

Silly because obviously he has

Isn’t he dead?

Yeah I didn't know that to be fair "

Did I miss the joke? Soz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do you steer a train then ?

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

Is that your natural hair colour? My hair was pink at the time

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

Why you’re single with body like that?

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By *lamdaddyMan
over a year ago

London


"Why you’re single with body like that?

"

Why you not underneath me with a body like that?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

More than once have I been asked, ‘Are you sitting here?’ whilst sat down in public.

Er….?! No, I’m just a bloody hologram. What the hell?!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Are you (female) and your brother identical twins?

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By *aviniaCDTV/TS
over a year ago

Leeds (close to GAP)

"it says on your profile you're 66?? Lol"....

Errr, and guess why it says that Sherlock!

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Are you really 6ft?

What's a tentacle?

I'm passing in my truck in about w0 minutes, fancy a fuck?

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever


"Why you’re single with body like that?

Why you not underneath me with a body like that?"

Nobody actually asked me that Brucey (yet but there we go). I would, actually.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Why you’re single with body like that?

Why you not underneath me with a body like that?

Nobody actually asked me that Brucey (yet but there we go). I would, actually."

Err...my advances not good enough?

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever


"Why you’re single with body like that?

Why you not underneath me with a body like that?

Nobody actually asked me that Brucey (yet but there we go). I would, actually.

Err...my advances not good enough? "

I thought you prefer me on the top?

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By *litteasingManMan
over a year ago

Thereabouts

Once in a supermarket someone asked me what are you doing here?!!!

I was tempted to reply elephant hunting, because that's what you do in supermarkets

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Why you’re single with body like that?

Why you not underneath me with a body like that?

Nobody actually asked me that Brucey (yet but there we go). I would, actually.

Err...my advances not good enough?

I thought you prefer me on the top? "

Top, underneath.....I need your hot body

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Why do we call them chillies, when they are actually hot?

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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

"Are those pork pies vegetarian?"

Whilst signwriting the side of a narrow boat,"how are you going to do the other side?" Turn the boat round,"oh".

Whilst signwriting another boat,by a policeman!,"what are you doing?"

By another policeman (sgt) who had travelled 1/2 mile in a straight line down a farm track "how do I get back?" He is now an inspector in child protection.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Once asked if meeting that night. I was in Australia and so informed them of this.

Next question 'Meet tomorrow?'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you (female) and your brother identical twins?"

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By *adCherriesCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire/Northwest


"What's silliest question ever been asked.

Stated on here not meeting due to health issue but still been asked if meeting. Bad enough, but when reply in message that in hospital next question has been " are you ok?" I mean in hospital so yeah all good as they now offering beds out in the under pressure NHS!!!

"

I dont think its a silly question, just a normal response like a person says to a friend because you know they aren't dying if they reply they are in hospital (which is kinda odd to reply to someone on fab tbf)

Weirdest question was two words pure blood? I don't understand what that even means.

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By *essica FlabbitWoman
over a year ago

west midlands/shropshire

Are you a big girl....

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By *ezebel100Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

After sending a face pic, you look normal what are you doing on here?

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By *unx2019 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Moray

So nice to see there's a real world out there and with so many people who think before engaging brain

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit


"More than once have I been asked, ‘Are you sitting here?’ whilst sat down in public.

Er….?! No, I’m just a bloody hologram. What the hell?! "

Or at a bus stop being asked are you waiting for the bus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What time does the 8 o clock show start.

FFS

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

A year or so ago asked if I could still conceive?

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