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My Dildo Claim

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By *entleman_of_pleasure OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Did you know that if you purchased a diesel powered dildo, between 20012 and 2017, you could be eligible for compensation due to potentially being misled over the dildo's environmental performance.

My Dildo Claim is looking into several dildo manufacturers who have been accused of dildo emissions fraud and aims to get every user of a diesel powered dildo suitable compensation.

So don’t delay, join ‘My Dildo Claim’ today!

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you know that if you purchased a diesel powered dildo, between 20012 and 2017, you could be eligible for compensation due to potentially being misled over the dildo's environmental performance.

My Dildo Claim is looking into several dildo manufacturers who have been accused of dildo emissions fraud and aims to get every user of a diesel powered dildo suitable compensation.

So don’t delay, join ‘My Dildo Claim’ today!

"

Fill her up, guv'nor.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I can't claim as I'm still using my original steam driven model as used by the late HRH Queen Victoria

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By *entleman_of_pleasure OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Apply today and receive a complementary illuminated, laser guided butt plug.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

We’re still running a German made turbo diesel injection phallis!

We’re concerned about the effect this might be having on the ozone

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

We bought a diesel dildo as it was exempt from V.E.D (Vaginal Excise Duty). It's not worked ever since I accidentally put petrol in it

J

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We bought a diesel dildo as it was exempt from V.E.D (Vaginal Excise Duty). It's not worked ever since I accidentally put petrol in it

J"

^Her sex is on fire.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire


"We bought a diesel dildo as it was exempt from V.E.D (Vaginal Excise Duty). It's not worked ever since I accidentally put petrol in it

J"

Mine needs draining too.

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