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"I think it must be just you. No one has contacted me for assistance" That's annoying | |||
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"Desperately would like someone sat on my face  "Anyone in particular? I mean... there are probably people around. | |||
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"No I'm completely off sex now, this may not be true but I'm hopeful that if I tell myself I don't want something that it might actually happen "I'm not sure it works if you plan it... But come here and we can work it out | |||
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"Having a major craving for some kind of sexual thing right now? Or is it just me?" The bulge in these jeans suggests it isn't just you 
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"... a tad...maybe... "Only a tad? This is an overwhelming desire I have here. I wish it were only a tad | |||
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"Yes, I am. I've had the feeling for a few days now "It's bad, isn't it... | |||
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"Having a major craving for some kind of sexual thing right now? Or is it just me? The bulge in these jeans suggests it isn't just you
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"I am yes! It’s like you read my mind " Bring yourself here dear. I'm begging... on my knees  | |||
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"Having a major craving for some kind of sexual thing right now? Or is it just me? The bulge in these jeans suggests it isn't just you
"Shame I appear slightly too old to message you, but pleas do message me if you'd like to discuss our mutual urges further xx | |||
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"I'm not usually one to embellish but I'd be very agreeable to giving some ass spanking doggy right now please and thankyou "Pervert. That's outrageous  | |||
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"I'm climbing the walls like a possessed woman in need of an exorcism..... Like that yes??? " Rather a lot... it's a need | |||
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"Yes, I am. I've had the feeling for a few days now
It's bad, isn't it..."It is especially as ive no one to hump | |||
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"... a tad...maybe...
Only a tad?
This is an overwhelming desire I have here. I wish it were only a tad"I'm trying to be a lady.lol | |||
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"Having a major craving for some kind of sexual thing right now? Or is it just me? The bulge in these jeans suggests it isn't just you
Shame I appear slightly too old to message you, but pleas do message me if you'd like to discuss our mutual urges further xx"I don't go in my inbox... is scary! | |||
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"Yes, I am. I've had the feeling for a few days now
It's bad, isn't it...
It is especially as ive no one to hump "Me neither  | |||
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"Every day "You couples are making me envious | |||
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"Yes, I am. I've had the feeling for a few days now
It's bad, isn't it...
It is especially as ive no one to hump
Me neither "I thought yesterday was hump day | |||
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"I have my usual cravings for facefucking. But not more than normal "Similar here I'm craving giving head... and trying so hard to not describe it too much | |||
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"I am yes! It’s like you read my mind Bring yourself here dear. I'm begging... on my knees "How could I resist such a tempting offer! | |||
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"... a tad...maybe...
Only a tad?
This is an overwhelming desire I have here. I wish it were only a tad
I'm trying to be a lady.lol "Pffft. We don't need that kind of negativity | |||
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"Yes, I am. I've had the feeling for a few days now
It's bad, isn't it...
It is especially as ive no one to hump
Me neither
I thought yesterday was hump day "Isn't hump day any day | |||
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"I seem to be somewhat distracted from my work at the mo, so maybe... Then again the only realistic opportunity in the near future looks like being next weekend, cos after that I have relatives coming from the good old USofA coming to stay for a while. "Next weekend, you say? | |||
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"Craving some kind of sexual shenanigans but undecided what kind at the moment. "Fridaaaaaaa. You can do it! Stop teasing! Can I borrow M please? | |||
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"I was managing to keep mine at bay. At then I read this thread with words like "spanking" and "facefucking". Now I've shuffled my legs further under my desk and I'm feigning to curse this distraction" And this is why I'm trying to resist the urge to type exactly what I want. | |||
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"Yes, I am. I've had the feeling for a few days now
It's bad, isn't it...
It is especially as ive no one to hump
Me neither
I thought yesterday was hump day
Isn't hump day any day "Indeed, shall I pop over? | |||
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"I am yes! It’s like you read my mind Bring yourself here dear. I'm begging... on my knees
How could I resist such a tempting offer!"Don't resist. Just come | |||
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"I am yes! It’s like you read my mind Bring yourself here dear. I'm begging... on my knees
How could I resist such a tempting offer!
Don't resist. Just come "And done! Did I do it right? | |||
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"Craving some kind of sexual shenanigans but undecided what kind at the moment. "It's nice weather for that walk  | |||
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"Craving some kind of sexual shenanigans but undecided what kind at the moment.
Fridaaaaaaa. You can do it! Stop teasing! Can I borrow M please? "You can borrow him anytime you like Posh | |||
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"I'm not usually one to embellish but I'd be very agreeable to giving some ass spanking doggy right now please and thankyou
Pervert. That's outrageous "On a family website too | |||
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"Having a major craving for some kind of sexual thing right now? Or is it just me?" I want to dive headfirst between your legs, right now. | |||
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"... a tad...maybe...
Only a tad?
This is an overwhelming desire I have here. I wish it were only a tad
I'm trying to be a lady.lol
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"Desperately would like someone sat on my face
Anyone in particular? I mean... there are probably people around."No not anyone in particular. | |||
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"I am yes! It’s like you read my mind Bring yourself here dear. I'm begging... on my knees
How could I resist such a tempting offer!
Don't resist. Just come
And done! Did I do it right? "Erm... not quite | |||
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The man is hopefully finishing work early today so my vajiji is wide awake and growling...
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"I am yes! It’s like you read my mind Bring yourself here dear. I'm begging... on my knees
How could I resist such a tempting offer!
Don't resist. Just come
And done! Did I do it right?
Erm... not quite "Should I try too? | |||
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"I seem to be somewhat distracted from my work at the mo, so maybe... Then again the only realistic opportunity in the near future looks like being next weekend, cos after that I have relatives coming from the good old USofA coming to stay for a while.
Next weekend, you say? "Tease - I am too old for you | |||
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"It's not just you. My libido is... very high currently. Getting worse by the day. And now because I've written about it and a friend has been talking about it there are two things I have a predilection for currently - deepthroating and something a lot more risqué that would ruin my cute image. " Oh I think risqué would enhance your image x | |||
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"I was managing to keep mine at bay. At then I read this thread with words like "spanking" and "facefucking". Now I've shuffled my legs further under my desk and I'm feigning to curse this distraction And this is why I'm trying to resist the urge to type exactly what I want." We're all adults here. You type what you want, consider this a safe space. You will not be held responsible for the feelings stirred in others. Unless you want to be....in which case "spanking" and "facefucking" could be the perfect words after all | |||
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"Craving some kind of sexual shenanigans but undecided what kind at the moment.
Fridaaaaaaa. You can do it! Stop teasing! Can I borrow M please?
You can borrow him anytime you like Posh "Need a damn boat | |||
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"I'm not usually one to embellish but I'd be very agreeable to giving some ass spanking doggy right now please and thankyou
Pervert. That's outrageous
On a family website too "I know! | |||
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"Having a major craving for some kind of sexual thing right now? Or is it just me? I want to dive headfirst between your legs, right now. "I mean... it's not deep enough for diving  | |||
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Do it!
Jo.Xx "If only you were talking about me | |||
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"Desperately would like someone sat on my face
Anyone in particular? I mean... there are probably people around.
No not anyone in particular. "You need an in particular! | |||
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"Yessss! The man is hopefully finishing work early today so my vajiji is wide awake and growling...
Cherry x "Dammit. Why am I so far away | |||
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"I seem to be somewhat distracted from my work at the mo, so maybe... Then again the only realistic opportunity in the near future looks like being next weekend, cos after that I have relatives coming from the good old USofA coming to stay for a while.
Next weekend, you say?
Tease - I am too old for you "Pffft. Age is nowt but a number | |||
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"It's not just you. My libido is... very high currently. Getting worse by the day. And now because I've written about it and a friend has been talking about it there are two things I have a predilection for currently - deepthroating and something a lot more risqué that would ruin my cute image. " It's a real concern. My innocent image would be in tatters if I let loose the words right now | |||
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"Having a major craving for some kind of sexual thing right now? Or is it just me?" Not just you, believe me  | |||
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"Yes….. I need the ‘D’ "Oh... the D...
I need the D | |||
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"I was managing to keep mine at bay. At then I read this thread with words like "spanking" and "facefucking". Now I've shuffled my legs further under my desk and I'm feigning to curse this distraction And this is why I'm trying to resist the urge to type exactly what I want. We're all adults here. You type what you want, consider this a safe space. You will not be held responsible for the feelings stirred in others. Unless you want to be....in which case "spanking" and "facefucking" could be the perfect words after all" The words are brewing... no dpubt they'll spill over | |||
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"I'm craving a sexy photoshoot with the Mr but Ive no inspiration. Mrs " Sex. All the sex. But not oral sex because I'll be envious. | |||
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"It is sunny. I am on holiday. It is not surprising my horn-o-meter is running high.
J"Grab Beef and do the things to him. And video it for my delectation. Please and thank you. | |||
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"Craving an oral only session.. "That's kinda where I am right now... | |||
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"Yes but no one wants to sit on my face " That's because you said you've shaved the beard | |||
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"It is sunny. I am on holiday. It is not surprising my horn-o-meter is running high.
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Grab Beef and do the things to him.
And video it for my delectation.
Please and thank you."My jaw is still aching after yesterday. So it will have to be other things. J | |||
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"I'm craving a sexy photoshoot with the Mr but Ive no inspiration. Mrs Sex. All the sex. But not oral sex because I'll be envious." There's always oral, I can't resist that cock
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"I was managing to keep mine at bay. At then I read this thread with words like "spanking" and "facefucking". Now I've shuffled my legs further under my desk and I'm feigning to curse this distraction And this is why I'm trying to resist the urge to type exactly what I want. We're all adults here. You type what you want, consider this a safe space. You will not be held responsible for the feelings stirred in others. Unless you want to be....in which case "spanking" and "facefucking" could be the perfect words after all The words are brewing... no dpubt they'll spill over "There's a spilling of seed comment in there somewhere.. I'm sure it will cum to me | |||
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"I just really want to be kissed. Granted the pinning me against the wall and all that follows would be absolutely delightful. Maybe tomorrow "Christ on a bike yes please. | |||
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"Having a major craving for some kind of sexual thing right now? Or is it just me? Not just you, believe me "Chill! You too? But you're such a refined gentleman | |||
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"It is sunny. I am on holiday. It is not surprising my horn-o-meter is running high.
J
Grab Beef and do the things to him.
And video it for my delectation.
Please and thank you.
My jaw is still aching after yesterday. So it will have to be other things.
J"I'm assuming my invite was lost in the post... | |||
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"Incredibly distracted and fighting the horn, plans are in place but I need them now!! It doesn’t help that friends are WhatsApping filth - they all seem to be at the beach - lots of oiled tanned skin on show. It’s the ant.. icipa…. ….tion " And now I have an earworm as well as the raging horn. I need someone to take my mind off it. Or friends to send me filth | |||
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"I'm craving a sexy photoshoot with the Mr but Ive no inspiration. Mrs Sex. All the sex. But not oral sex because I'll be envious. There's always oral, I can't resist that cock
Mrs "Dammit. Fine. Make me cry with envy then | |||
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"I was managing to keep mine at bay. At then I read this thread with words like "spanking" and "facefucking". Now I've shuffled my legs further under my desk and I'm feigning to curse this distraction And this is why I'm trying to resist the urge to type exactly what I want. We're all adults here. You type what you want, consider this a safe space. You will not be held responsible for the feelings stirred in others. Unless you want to be....in which case "spanking" and "facefucking" could be the perfect words after all The words are brewing... no dpubt they'll spill over
There's a spilling of seed comment in there somewhere.. I'm sure it will cum to me "
And I was so hoping it would cum for me | |||
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"It is sunny. I am on holiday. It is not surprising my horn-o-meter is running high.
J
Grab Beef and do the things to him.
And video it for my delectation.
Please and thank you.
My jaw is still aching after yesterday. So it will have to be other things.
J
I'm assuming my invite was lost in the post... "Open invitation for you | |||
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"It is sunny. I am on holiday. It is not surprising my horn-o-meter is running high.
J
Grab Beef and do the things to him.
And video it for my delectation.
Please and thank you.
My jaw is still aching after yesterday. So it will have to be other things.
J
I'm assuming my invite was lost in the post...
Open invitation for you "On my way. Only... really slowly | |||
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"Having a major craving for some kind of sexual thing right now? Or is it just me? Not just you, believe me
Chill! You too? But you're such a refined gentleman "You'd think otherwise if you saw me in action | |||
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"Having a major craving for some kind of sexual thing right now? Or is it just me? Not just you, believe me
Chill! You too? But you're such a refined gentleman
You'd think otherwise if you saw me in action "You tease. Total and utter tease | |||
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"I am craving on a daily basis for a female to have a naked romp with in the bedroom. A nice plain and simple request. "I mean, I think it's not unreasonable ro make such a request. The people are just not being very helpful. | |||
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"Yes….. I need the ‘D’
Oh... the D...
I need the D "There’s enough for everyone don’t worry!
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"Yes….. I need the ‘D’
Oh... the D...
I need the D
There’s enough for everyone don’t worry!
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"Last night yes. Right now. No" It was the clouds that ruined it, wasn't it. | |||
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"Last night yes. Right now. No It was the clouds that ruined it, wasn't it." It’s the cold | |||
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"I seem to be somewhat distracted from my work at the mo, so maybe... Then again the only realistic opportunity in the near future looks like being next weekend, cos after that I have relatives coming from the good old USofA coming to stay for a while.
Next weekend, you say?
Tease - I am too old for you
Pffft. Age is nowt but a number "Oh you seductress, you - now let me get my zimmer frame, if I set off now I could be with you a week next Thursday! | |||
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"Last night yes. Right now. No It was the clouds that ruined it, wasn't it. It’s the cold " Ooh. I'll try that. *goes outside* *comes back in* Didn't help. Now I'm just fantasising about outdoor oral | |||
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"I seem to be somewhat distracted from my work at the mo, so maybe... Then again the only realistic opportunity in the near future looks like being next weekend, cos after that I have relatives coming from the good old USofA coming to stay for a while.
Next weekend, you say?
Tease - I am too old for you
Pffft. Age is nowt but a number
Oh you seductress, you - now let me get my zimmer frame, if I set off now I could be with you a week next Thursday!"I'm free then! | |||
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"I believe what I have is commonly referred to as "an aching in my loins" "Would mine be "a drooling in my throat" as well as the aching thing then? | |||
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"I pretty much always am darling OP. That’s how I roll "One of the many reasons we are friends | |||
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"I pretty much always am darling OP. That’s how I roll
One of the many reasons we are friends "It is… can’t wait for snogs | |||
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"I pretty much always am darling OP. That’s how I roll
One of the many reasons we are friends
It is… can’t wait for snogs "Note to self... remove gum pre snog | |||
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"Not really, I've got so fed up of people letting me down, it's put me right off." I can understand that. It's such a shame when it happens | |||
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"Well I'd managed a whole 10 minutes not thinking about it but now it's all I can think about "10 minutes? Pace yourself. That kind of time without is for expert level only. | |||
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"I'd do the sexy stuff 24/7 if I had my way in life! "Me too. Considering it as a profession but I'd have difficulty with that. | |||
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"Absofuckinlutely yes today and probably all weekend into next week .. Except Wednesday.. Something even more important than sex happens Wednesday sorry to disappoint you all "So... still stupidly horny then... What's happening Wednesday? | |||
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"Yeah I fancy seeing Dora in a gangbang. " That sounds fun | |||
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"Yeah I fancy seeing Dora in a gangbang. " I fancy gangbanging Dora | |||
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"Absofuckinlutely yes today and probably all weekend into next week .. Except Wednesday.. Something even more important than sex happens Wednesday sorry to disappoint you all "Ella Wednesdays? Ha ha | |||
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"Absofuckinlutely yes today and probably all weekend into next week .. Except Wednesday.. Something even more important than sex happens Wednesday sorry to disappoint you all
So... still stupidly horny then...
What's happening Wednesday?"It's a football thing sorry | |||
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"Absofuckinlutely yes today and probably all weekend into next week .. Except Wednesday.. Something even more important than sex happens Wednesday sorry to disappoint you all
Ella Wednesdays? Ha ha "West Ham Wednesday actually | |||
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"Absofuckinlutely yes today and probably all weekend into next week .. Except Wednesday.. Something even more important than sex happens Wednesday sorry to disappoint you all
So... still stupidly horny then...
What's happening Wednesday?
It's a football thing sorry "
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"I'd do the sexy stuff 24/7 if I had my way in life! "Me too. On my island in the Maldives | |||
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"Absofuckinlutely yes today and probably all weekend into next week .. Except Wednesday.. Something even more important than sex happens Wednesday sorry to disappoint you all
So... still stupidly horny then...
What's happening Wednesday?
It's a football thing sorry
Ugh. Boys are sooooooooooooo boring "Well OK it's fine anytime before 7.30 pm | |||
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"Absofuckinlutely yes today and probably all weekend into next week .. Except Wednesday.. Something even more important than sex happens Wednesday sorry to disappoint you all
So... still stupidly horny then...
What's happening Wednesday?
It's a football thing sorry
Ugh. Boys are sooooooooooooo boring
Well OK it's fine anytime before 7.30 pm "I stand by my comment... | |||
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"I'm craving being naked on the beach, basting each other in factor 99 and putting on a show for the happy audience. Maybe next year. "Factor 99? That sounds a lot | |||
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"My sexual scale is approximately at 60%. " 60% you say... Well given that your scale is rather exceptional... that's probably about a 90% on the scale of us mere humans | |||
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"I'm the same like all the time. But always at the wrong times. Eather kids about, out or working. "Damn kids. They are such cock blockers | |||
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"I'm the same like all the time. But always at the wrong times. Eather kids about, out or working.
Damn kids. They are such cock blockers "They really are | |||
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"Having a major craving for some kind of sexual thing right now? Or is it just me?" Wouldnt mind going and having a wank over your profile photo  | |||
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"Watermelon? " I mean... if it does it for you... | |||
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"I’m craving food sex just without the sex part. Will someone fetch me some food please cba to go myself Marc" See... that's what kids are useful for. Unfortunately my dogs are not as helpful. | |||
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"Absolutely Posh, this weather makes me feel sexier which in turn makes me get the horn easier. P is working send help
Em x"I need a helichopter | |||
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"Yes and that need shall be satisfied tomorrow "Ooooooooooooooooooh
Dammit. I have sex envy | |||
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"Having a major craving for some kind of sexual thing right now? Or is it just me? Wouldnt mind going and having a wank over your profile photo "Good lord. Takes all sorts I guess | |||
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"Having a major craving for some kind of sexual thing right now? Or is it just me? Wouldnt mind going and having a wank over your profile photo
Good lord.
Takes all sorts I guess "You dont approve then ha ha ? I thought yoir photos rather sexy!! Nicely suggestive, nice boots.. | |||
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"Having a major craving for some kind of sexual thing right now? Or is it just me? Wouldnt mind going and having a wank over your profile photo
Good lord.
Takes all sorts I guess
You dont approve then ha ha ? I thought yoir photos rather sexy!! Nicely suggestive, nice boots.. "I mean... do carry on | |||
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