FabSwingers.com forum: is the forum asleep?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If you could ban one thing from fab what would it be?

I’ll go first- lipstick photos

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"If you could ban one thing from fab what would it be?

I’ll go first- lipstick photos"

Well.

Fuck you Mr Pickle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you could ban one thing from fab what would it be?

I’ll go first- lipstick photos"

Mr Pickle, based on that opener.

Lipstick photos are top tier!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Good start as they say in the stories section

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

Ladies lipstick is mint.

The mods should ban men in white shirts tho'

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

If any hole is a goal no wonder theres such a thing as golf widows

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ladies lipstick is mint.

The mods should ban men in white shirts tho'

If we’re both going we might as well keep in contact

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

Mods

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

I’d ban females from being able to block me

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Lipstick photos… but not that kind of lipstick

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

"Lipstick photos… but not that kind of lipstick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me!

That's a unanimous vote...bye!!

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman
over a year ago

your head

Cock pics over toilets/next to lynx cans/sky remotes (delete as appropriate)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mods

Let the people govern themselves!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you could ban one thing from fab what would it be?

I’ll go first- lipstick photos

Well.

Fuck you Mr Pickle

I am Jennifer Hampshire and I endorse this message

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lipstick photos… but not that kind of lipstick

Pray tell what kind of lipstick littleperv

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

You’ve been doing the lipstick thing all along wrong, Mr. Pickle

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you could ban one thing from fab what would it be?

I’ll go first- lipstick photos

Well.

Fuck you Mr Pickle

I am Jennifer Hampshire and I endorse this message "

You can both have a go on me. But one at a time.

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

The loneliness……

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ladies lipstick is mint.

The mods should ban men in white shirts tho'

And men who's usernames refer to clothing or foodstuffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d be cool with never having to see fruit and veg or any other random object stuck inside places they shouldn’t be.

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

Zero effort profiles. Should be a minimum amount you have to write on a bio and at least 2 pictures before you can message people. Would do a better job of cutting out the messer's.

*Insert guy tapping his head knowingly meme*

(That was for you Mr Pickle

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

"Ladies lipstick is mint.

The mods should ban men in white shirts tho'

And men who's usernames refer to clothing or foodstuffs"

What about household appliences?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You’ve been doing the lipstick thing all along wrong, Mr. Pickle

Show me

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"If you could ban one thing from fab what would it be?

I’ll go first- lipstick photos

Well.

Fuck you Mr Pickle

I am Jennifer Hampshire and I endorse this message

You can both have a go on me. But one at a time. "

Jennie, want to skip the pickle and go do something actually fun together?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ladies lipstick is mint.

The mods should ban men in white shirts tho'

And men who's usernames refer to clothing or foodstuffs

What about household appliences?

Yeah.

And animals

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Zero effort profiles. Should be a minimum amount you have to write on a bio and at least 2 pictures before you can message people. Would do a better job of cutting out the messer's.

*Insert guy tapping his head knowingly meme*

(That was for you Mr Pickle

The roll safe meme! My favourite YouTube sensation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you could ban one thing from fab what would it be?

I’ll go first- lipstick photos

Well.

Fuck you Mr Pickle

I am Jennifer Hampshire and I endorse this message

You can both have a go on me. But one at a time.

Jennie, want to skip the pickle and go do something actually fun together?

Let him watch?

And learn

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The defending of lipstick is disappointing but not surprising. I thought I’d waited until a save time

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you could ban one thing from fab what would it be?

I’ll go first- lipstick photos

Well.

Fuck you Mr Pickle

I am Jennifer Hampshire and I endorse this message

You can both have a go on me. But one at a time.

Jennie, want to skip the pickle and go do something actually fun together?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The defending of lipstick is disappointing but not surprising. I thought I’d waited until a save time

Your disappointment is disappointing

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"If you could ban one thing from fab what would it be?

I’ll go first- lipstick photos

Well.

Fuck you Mr Pickle

I am Jennifer Hampshire and I endorse this message

You can both have a go on me. But one at a time.

Jennie, want to skip the pickle and go do something actually fun together?

Let him watch?

And learn"

If someone is so opposed to the oral fixation they don't appreciate lipstick I don't particularly want to put on a show for them.

But then, as long as he's gagged amd I can forget he's there and focus on what's important, sure

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you could ban one thing from fab what would it be?

I’ll go first- lipstick photos

Well.

Fuck you Mr Pickle

I am Jennifer Hampshire and I endorse this message

You can both have a go on me. But one at a time.

Jennie, want to skip the pickle and go do something actually fun together?

Let him watch?

And learn

If someone is so opposed to the oral fixation they don't appreciate lipstick I don't particularly want to put on a show for them.

But then, as long as he's gagged amd I can forget he's there and focus on what's important, sure

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cock pics over toilets/next to lynx cans/sky remotes (delete as appropriate) "

All pics with a toilet visible in need to be banned and posters need a time out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Singke men and women that aren't actually single.

That would be 95% of fab gone and women would outnumber the guys completely but it would be a hell of a lot easier.

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

"Cock pics over toilets/next to lynx cans/sky remotes (delete as appropriate)

All pics with a toilet visible in need to be banned and posters need a time out. "
nope toilet pics are one of the best

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’d be cool with never having to see fruit and veg or any other random object stuck inside places they shouldn’t be."

Carrot in the arsehole. Scary stuff. Haven’t eaten them since.

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman
over a year ago

your head

"Zero effort profiles. Should be a minimum amount you have to write on a bio and at least 2 pictures before you can message people. Would do a better job of cutting out the messer's.

*Insert guy tapping his head knowingly meme*

(That was for you Mr Pickle

*hides profile*

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

"You’ve been doing the lipstick thing all along wrong, Mr. Pickle

Show me

Same place, next Wednesday?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ladies lipstick is mint.

The mods should ban men in white shirts tho'

And men who's usernames refer to clothing or foodstuffs"

Danger Danger!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me!

That's a unanimous vote...bye!!

I voted to stay.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Singke men and women that aren't actually single.

That would be 95% of fab gone and women would outnumber the guys completely but it would be a hell of a lot easier.

Phew. Fortunately I’m a single man.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You’ve been doing the lipstick thing all along wrong, Mr. Pickle

Show me

Same place, next Wednesday?

I’ll bring wet wipes in case the lipstick gets on me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you could ban one thing from fab what would it be?

I’ll go first- lipstick photos

Well.

Fuck you Mr Pickle

I am Jennifer Hampshire and I endorse this message

You can both have a go on me. But one at a time.

Jennie, want to skip the pickle and go do something actually fun together?

Let him watch?

And learn

If someone is so opposed to the oral fixation they don't appreciate lipstick I don't particularly want to put on a show for them.

But then, as long as he's gagged amd I can forget he's there and focus on what's important, sure

And THAT Picklepants is what hapoens when you putvon some lippy and a pair of killer heels.

You have much to learn young one!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I should add, my dislike of lipstick is mostly sensory. I don’t like how it feels when kissing someone wearing it. And the pictures make me shiver

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"I should add, my dislike of lipstick is mostly sensory. I don’t like how it feels when kissing someone wearing it. And the pictures make me shiver

I use lip stain, so my lips feel the same with or without colour.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I should add, my dislike of lipstick is mostly sensory. I don’t like how it feels when kissing someone wearing it. And the pictures make me shiver

I use lip stain, so my lips feel the same with or without colour."

Well, I can’t tell that from you he photo! But I’m into it. Let’s kiss behind the tree

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

"You’ve been doing the lipstick thing all along wrong, Mr. Pickle

Show me

Same place, next Wednesday?

I’ll bring wet wipes in case the lipstick gets on me

It won’t go on your lips, that’s for sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fab if you'd..." No.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Fab if you'd..." No. "

agreed.

Px.

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

""Fab if you'd..." No. "

Yes that's got tobe my biggest bug bearer

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

My block list.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

""Fab if you'd..." No. "

Joe! You’re nekkid!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""Fab if you'd..." No. "

Agreed. Fab if you’d kiss me *she’s wearing lipstick*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You’ve been doing the lipstick thing all along wrong, Mr. Pickle

Show me

Same place, next Wednesday?

I’ll bring wet wipes in case the lipstick gets on me

It won’t go on your lips, that’s for sure

Hehehe I think she means my peen

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My block list.

I bet we’ve got similar on ours so I endorse this

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

""Fab if you'd..." No. "

100% this

Em x

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By *rFoxAndXenoCouple
over a year ago

Weymouth

Profiles with 58 different close ups of the same cock

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Profiles with 58 different close ups of the same cock "

Ban them!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I would also seriously like to ban public cock pics that are simply a man holding his penis. Not creative enough. Rejected. Try again.

Same with boob pics. Show me something

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It’s nearly 1am so it’s safe to speak freely.

I think I would stop the option of not having a profile picture up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

People that hide profiles shouldn’t be allowed to send messages or winks.

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

"It’s nearly 1am so it’s safe to speak freely.

I think I would stop the option of not having a profile picture up. "

It's never safe, there's always someone watching/listening.

But yeah you are onto something with blank profiles having some form of restrictions.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

As above, no silhouette profiles and should be a minimum of 100 characters for profile bio

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By *rishsweetheartWoman
over a year ago

Cork

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By *rishsweetheartWoman
over a year ago

Cork

"Profiles with 58 different close ups of the same cock "

Hahaha yep - it won't make it bigger I'm afraid

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Close up pictures of feet.

The mr

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

Fake accounts of course

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By *olf and RedCouple
over a year ago

Nr Cardiff or at Chams Darlaston

Cock pics taken over the toilet !

Red

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Close up pictures of feet.

The mr "

Don’t listen to him some of us like feet haha

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By *rFoxAndXenoCouple
over a year ago

Weymouth

"Profiles with 58 different close ups of the same cock

Hahaha yep - it won't make it bigger I'm afraid "

I wasn't interested, but then he moved the camera millimetres closer

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Carrot in the arsehole. Scary stuff. Haven’t eaten them since. "

What haven't you eaten since, carrots or arseholes?

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

What's wrong with lipstick?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Profiles with 58 different close ups of the same cock

Hahaha yep - it won't make it bigger I'm afraid "

Must.. Try.. Again..

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By *.R.MMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

Gaping arseholes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Fab if you'd..." No.

100% this

Em x"

+1 or status saying, if you fab this and it gets to page 1/2 smith will happen

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Just for you Steve!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dick and cunt pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you could ban one thing from fab what would it be?

I’ll go first- lipstick photos"
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Feet! Plus,plus,plus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's wrong with lipstick?!"

Absolutely nothing from what I can see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Zero effort profiles. Should be a minimum amount you have to write on a bio and at least 2 pictures before you can message people. Would do a better job of cutting out the messer's.

*Insert guy tapping his head knowingly meme*

(That was for you Mr Pickle

Agreed. And mod site verified the min.

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By *ed MartinMan
over a year ago

Shefford

"I’d be cool with never having to see fruit and veg or any other random object stuck inside places they shouldn’t be.

Carrot in the arsehole. Scary stuff. Haven’t eaten them since. "

Stop kinkshaming Bugs Bunny!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's wrong with lipstick?!"

They leave marks all over the body

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just for you Steve!

You’re awful.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Carrot in the arsehole. Scary stuff. Haven’t eaten them since.

What haven't you eaten since, carrots or arseholes? "

Neither actually. But I’m open to eating arse again.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Close up pictures of feet.

The mr "

Yes I don’t like toes!

But I can live with feet pics

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’d be cool with never having to see fruit and veg or any other random object stuck inside places they shouldn’t be.

Carrot in the arsehole. Scary stuff. Haven’t eaten them since.

Stop kinkshaming Bugs Bunny!"

Ain’t no kinkshamin here!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's wrong with lipstick?!

They leave marks all over the body

Specifically over my lips and my face

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Thank you for this thread Pickle, wasn't sure what avatar to go for and this really helped.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thank you for this thread Pickle, wasn't sure what avatar to go for and this really helped.

"
it’s always nice when the forum unites against a common enemy

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

I know, I know, I’ve been quiet

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Thank you for this thread Pickle, wasn't sure what avatar to go for and this really helped.

it’s always nice when the forum unites against a common enemy

https://youtu.be/UhzN7SfnNeY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you could ban one thing from fab what would it be?

I’ll go first- lipstick photos"

Wrong!!!

These are some of my favourite type of photo.

There was a lady years ago called strawberrycream who had an awesome smile, and a really good avatar picture.

*Oh yes, I’ll remember most of you too.

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane

what's wrong with lipstick pics?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thank you for this thread Pickle, wasn't sure what avatar to go for and this really helped.

it’s always nice when the forum unites against a common enemy

https://youtu.be/UhzN7SfnNeY

I’ll never get those minutes back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men's photos where you can mostly see the woman they're hanging out of

Couple's photos where they're mostly in group situations so you can't actually tell who the profile belongs to

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
over a year ago

hexham

"If you could ban one thing from fab what would it be?

I’ll go first- lipstick photos"

Oh crumbs!

A guy once told me my photos were terrible as they were just a parade of lipsticks!

So I guess that is me knackered

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
over a year ago

hexham

"Ladies lipstick is mint.

The mods should ban men in white shirts tho'

Oh I like to see men in crisp white shirts and ties.. they always look so handsome

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By *entlemanrogueMan
over a year ago

Motherwell

I am leaving the site posts.

Just f*ck off and do it quietly

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Thank you for this thread Pickle, wasn't sure what avatar to go for and this really helped.

it’s always nice when the forum unites against a common enemy

https://youtu.be/UhzN7SfnNeY

I’ll never get those minutes back. "

This response has given me so much life. I think I have a slight mischievous streak. And in answer to your Op, there's not anything really.

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