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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

London calling to the faraway Fab towns, Nocturnal is here so all gather 'round.

London calling to the swing underworld, Come out from the shadows you Fab boys and girls!

Good Evening Lådies, Géntlemen, Non-Bìnaries and Persons of Interest, and welcome to the

-Wednesday Nocturnal Thread©™-

Why not stop by on this twilight neutral ground and say Hello. Tell us what you've been up to or join us for some frivolous chat until midnight and beyond...

Newbies, Veterans, Lurkers, Stalwarts, Nightshifters and Insomniacs are all very welcome. So join the midnight fellowship with alacrity.

Don't be shy — come and say Hi.

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello

It's me

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Good evening lovely Nero and gorgeous Noc folk

J

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


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Good evening to the Nocturnal mascot, PrinçessPuddle! How long since our last Nåkéd Twister™? Are you well?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hello

It's me "

She's rather super-fly our SuperShy! Good evening, Welsh Flower!

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By *apidaryMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Good evening, and may you all be revelling in your last evening of meteorological spring. Summer roses and outdoor drinking awaits.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening lovely Nero and gorgeous Noc folk

J"

Good evening mademoiselle très jolie, Jülië! It's true: the Noc' folk are indeed gorgeous. It is the backdrop of the sumptuous velvetine sofas and banquettes that adorn the Nocturnal snúg bàr.

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By *injaprincessWoman
over a year ago

herehere

Good evening handsome Nero and fabulous one and all!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Random facts.

28 years ago today I lost my virginity. 20 years ago today I was on holiday in kefalonia and fell off a boat. 9 years ago today I went to Hammersmith apollo and saw NKOTB and had my hand kissed by Donnie

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening, and may you all be revelling in your last evening of meteorological spring. Summer roses and outdoor drinking awaits."

Evening felicitations, Låpidåry. Lôôk beyond the Orrery past the Noc' hearth, you will find my secret stash of Marsala. Pour yourself a glass, dear friend. ²

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening Nero and all fellow nocturnals.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening handsome Nero and fabulous one and all!

"

A familiar face that often graces the Fab Nocturnal fellowship. Where on Earth would we be without her? Good evening nínjaprìncess!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello

It's me

She's rather super-fly our SuperShy! Good evening, Welsh Flower! "

Remember I'm English lol

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

Hello Nerò,

Greetings Nocturnal Creatures.

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Good Evening everyone, I hope you've all had a wonderful day

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Random facts.

28 years ago today I lost my virginity. 20 years ago today I was on holiday in kefalonia and fell off a boat. 9 years ago today I went to Hammersmith apollo and saw NKOTB and had my hand kissed by Donnie "

Ah, but it was two² months ago that I fell into your gilded inbox.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Good evening lovely Nero and gorgeous Noc folk

J

Good evening mademoiselle très jolie, Jülië! It's true: the Noc' folk are indeed gorgeous. It is the backdrop of the sumptuous velvetine sofas and banquettes that adorn the Nocturnal snúg bàr."

Low lighting and plush seating. No wonder I like it in here so much

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening Nero and all fellow nocturnals. "

Good evening my maiden of diminutive size and monolithic desires. And how are the catacombs of your licentious lair?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hello

It's me

She's rather super-fly our SuperShy! Good evening, Welsh Flower!

Remember I'm English lol "

Behave, wench!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Random facts.

28 years ago today I lost my virginity. 20 years ago today I was on holiday in kefalonia and fell off a boat. 9 years ago today I went to Hammersmith apollo and saw NKOTB and had my hand kissed by Donnie "

I am so impressed that you know the day of virginity loss. I could probably work out the month and year.

J

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello

It's me

She's rather super-fly our SuperShy! Good evening, Welsh Flower!

Remember I'm English lol

Behave, wench! "

I secretly like it when you call me wench

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hello Nerò,

Greetings Nocturnal Creatures.

"

My dear pocket rocket Sprockett. The thinking-person's crumpet. I've missed you.

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By *apidaryMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Good evening, and may you all be revelling in your last evening of meteorological spring. Summer roses and outdoor drinking awaits.

Evening felicitations, Låpidåry. Lôôk beyond the Orrery past the Noc' hearth, you will find my secret stash of Marsala. Pour yourself a glass, dear friend. ²"

Thank you. How wonderfully it matches with the almonds and the cold asparagus. I shall settle in and watch the exotic figures of the night parade past.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bon Soir nocturnes.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good Evening everyone, I hope you've all had a wonderful day "

Good evening Çede. Hello Çede. Are you well Çede. Thrice Çede³...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Random facts.

28 years ago today I lost my virginity. 20 years ago today I was on holiday in kefalonia and fell off a boat. 9 years ago today I went to Hammersmith apollo and saw NKOTB and had my hand kissed by Donnie

I am so impressed that you know the day of virginity loss. I could probably work out the month and year.

J"

I always remember the great dates. My virginity loss is one of the ones I want to forget lol

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening lovely Nero and gorgeous Noc folk

J

Good evening mademoiselle très jolie, Jülië! It's true: the Noc' folk are indeed gorgeous. It is the backdrop of the sumptuous velvetine sofas and banquettes that adorn the Nocturnal snúg bàr.

Low lighting and plush seating. No wonder I like it in here so much "

The communion wine may be following † but my hands will be wandering. That's why you love it here sooooo much.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you do a song thingy, my input is

Left handed voodoo by Jon harris

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"Good Evening everyone, I hope you've all had a wonderful day

Good evening Çede. Hello Çede. Are you well Çede. Thrice Çede³... "

Would you like me to _ede perchance

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

As we celebrate the 642nd anniversary of the Peasant's Revolt, may I segue with whatever dash, lustre, élan,and éspieglerie I can muster into this delicious mélange of style and finesse?

May your tithes be nugatory, your tax collectors dilatory, and your liege lords lax.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Good evening darling Nero and the other beautiful ones. Hope everyone is having a lovely evening and smiling. Kisses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was married on the 12th anniversary of my virginity loss.

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Divorced some time later.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Alright Geez

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Random facts.

28 years ago today I lost my virginity. 20 years ago today I was on holiday in kefalonia and fell off a boat. 9 years ago today I went to Hammersmith apollo and saw NKOTB and had my hand kissed by Donnie

I am so impressed that you know the day of virginity loss. I could probably work out the month and year.

J"

I don't believe a word of it. You're pure, unsullied and white. Whiter than the glacial waters of the southern hemisphere.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I was married on the 12th anniversary of my virginity loss.

.

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.

Divorced some time later. "

^^ interesting

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"Random facts.

28 years ago today I lost my virginity. 20 years ago today I was on holiday in kefalonia and fell off a boat. 9 years ago today I went to Hammersmith apollo and saw NKOTB and had my hand kissed by Donnie

I am so impressed that you know the day of virginity loss. I could probably work out the month and year.

J"

I could probably work mine out to a few days as I'm pretty sure I got pregnant first time

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

Hi everybody

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hello

It's me

She's rather super-fly our SuperShy! Good evening, Welsh Flower!

Remember I'm English lol

Behave, wench!

I secretly like it when you call me wench "

I've made a note of this in the Fab Notes section.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was married on the 12th anniversary of my virginity loss.

.

.

.

Divorced some time later.

^^ interesting "

Which bit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Double Dipper

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening, and may you all be revelling in your last evening of meteorological spring. Summer roses and outdoor drinking awaits.

Evening felicitations, Låpidåry. Lôôk beyond the Orrery past the Noc' hearth, you will find my secret stash of Marsala. Pour yourself a glass, dear friend. ²

Thank you. How wonderfully it matches with the almonds and the cold asparagus. I shall settle in and watch the exotic figures of the night parade past."

You shall find that the dancing shadows cast from the Nocturnal scented candles are in tandem to the beat of the parade.

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By *injaprincessWoman
over a year ago

herehere


"Good evening handsome Nero and fabulous one and all!

A familiar face that often graces the Fab Nocturnal fellowship. Where on Earth would we be without her? Good evening nínjaprìncess! "

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Bon Soir nocturnes.

"

Many moons ago when I studied Perfumery and the Genealogy of Scent, I had a muse. You remind me of her and her olfactory desires.

Welcome jENNÍE.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening, and may you all be revelling in your last evening of meteorological spring. Summer roses and outdoor drinking awaits.

Evening felicitations, Låpidåry. Lôôk beyond the Orrery past the Noc' hearth, you will find my secret stash of Marsala. Pour yourself a glass, dear friend. ²

Thank you. How wonderfully it matches with the almonds and the cold asparagus. I shall settle in and watch the exotic figures of the night parade past."

Asparagus make my wee smell

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I was married on the 12th anniversary of my virginity loss.

.

.

.

Divorced some time later.

^^ interesting

Which bit? "

All of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bon Soir nocturnes.

Many moons ago when I studied Perfumery and the Genealogy of Scent, I had a muse. You remind me of her and her olfactory desires.

Welcome jENNÍE."

Did asparagus make her wee smell too?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"If you do a song thingy, my input is

Left handed voodoo by Jon harris"

Jim's Spotify Surprise™ cannot be requested in advance. You shall have to stay awhile with the rest of the audiophiles.¶¶..||¶.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good Evening everyone, I hope you've all had a wonderful day

Good evening Çede. Hello Çede. Are you well Çede. Thrice Çede³...

Would you like me to _ede perchance "

Sow your _edes of love and I shall conCEDE.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

Hello beautiful Nocturnal folk.

How are we all? I’ve had a fuck-nugget of a bitch of a day. But all is well now

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Hello beautiful Nocturnal folk.

How are we all? I’ve had a fuck-nugget of a bitch of a day. But all is well now "

Don't blame me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Nero and all fellow nocturnals.

Good evening my maiden of diminutive size and monolithic desires. And how are the catacombs of your licentious lair?

"

Deathly silent and eerily still.

My desires however are quite the opposite. I desire food amoung other things.

But food that causes mouth orgasms.

Yes! I have the strawberries out. Now wheres the cream.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bon Soir nocturnes.

Many moons ago when I studied Perfumery and the Genealogy of Scent, I had a muse. You remind me of her and her olfactory desires.

Welcome jENNÍE.

Did asparagus make her wee smell too? "

I always have to Google something on the noc lol

Hello Jennie #awsoul

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"As we celebrate the 642nd anniversary of the Peasant's Revolt, may I segue with whatever dash, lustre, élan,and éspieglerie I can muster into this delicious mélange of style and finesse?

May your tithes be nugatory, your tax collectors dilatory, and your liege lords lax."

Good evening Thesp', your sempiternal soliloquies fit like a silk glove here in the Nøcturnal lounge. We have missed you and you missed a Dow's 77 vintage which I decanted a while back. You may keep the decanter as a scented flagon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bon Soir nocturnes.

Many moons ago when I studied Perfumery and the Genealogy of Scent, I had a muse. You remind me of her and her olfactory desires.

Welcome jENNÍE.

Did asparagus make her wee smell too?

I always have to Google something on the noc lol

Hello Jennie #awsoul"

Hello SS

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening darling Nero and the other beautiful ones. Hope everyone is having a lovely evening and smiling. Kisses "

Le Petit Oiseau, good evening. Have they let you out of your aviary this evening? This place isn't quite the same without you.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Alright Geez "

Here cometh Fagin's left hand: he's a Sidney Ruff-Diamond but I'm delighted to call him my friend. Grumpy, not long to go for your Fab Social.

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By *apidaryMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"

Thank you. How wonderfully it matches with the almonds and the cold asparagus. I shall settle in and watch the exotic figures of the night parade past.

You shall find that the dancing shadows cast from the Nocturnal scented candles are in tandem to the beat of the parade."

Ah, I had thought the scent was jasmine wafted on the evening breeze, and the beat that of my blood pulsing at the thrill of conversation and pulchritudinous female figures.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Bon Soir nocturnes.

Many moons ago when I studied Perfumery and the Genealogy of Scent, I had a muse. You remind me of her and her olfactory desires.

Welcome jENNÍE."

Nero, have you ever read Perfume by Patrick Süskind? It's a novel that stays with you long after you finish it.

J

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Random facts.

28 years ago today I lost my virginity. 20 years ago today I was on holiday in kefalonia and fell off a boat. 9 years ago today I went to Hammersmith apollo and saw NKOTB and had my hand kissed by Donnie

I am so impressed that you know the day of virginity loss. I could probably work out the month and year.

J

I could probably work mine out to a few days as I'm pretty sure I got pregnant first time "

Peach less. I am utterly speechless.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hi everybody "

Good evening CapTain CavEman41 !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Random facts.

28 years ago today I lost my virginity. 20 years ago today I was on holiday in kefalonia and fell off a boat. 9 years ago today I went to Hammersmith apollo and saw NKOTB and had my hand kissed by Donnie

I am so impressed that you know the day of virginity loss. I could probably work out the month and year.

J

I could probably work mine out to a few days as I'm pretty sure I got pregnant first time "

He shoots, he scores

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By *oco_marsWoman
over a year ago

Stockport


"Bon Soir nocturnes.

Many moons ago when I studied Perfumery and the Genealogy of Scent, I had a muse. You remind me of her and her olfactory desires.

Welcome jENNÍE.

Nero, have you ever read Perfume by Patrick Süskind? It's a novel that stays with you long after you finish it.

J"

This was a great book!

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By *oco_marsWoman
over a year ago

Stockport

Good evening, beautiful people

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening Double Dipper "

One day I shall, with your perpetual consent, fondle your breasts in a juvenile manner, just to peeve you off.

Good evening Bøø.

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home


"Good evening, beautiful people "
good evening

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening handsome Nero and fabulous one and all!

A familiar face that often graces the Fab Nocturnal fellowship. Where on Earth would we be without her? Good evening nínjaprìncess!

"

The Nøcturnal is admiring your monochrome assets this evening, oh nínjaprìncess.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I was married on the 12th anniversary of my virginity loss.

.

.

.

Divorced some time later.

^^ interesting

Which bit?

All of it "

Le Petit Oiseau is incorrigible.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Bon Soir nocturnes.

Many moons ago when I studied Perfumery and the Genealogy of Scent, I had a muse. You remind me of her and her olfactory desires.

Welcome jENNÍE.

·

Did asparagus make her wee smell too? "

No, but she had Aspergers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening to you all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was married on the 12th anniversary of my virginity loss.

.

.

.

Divorced some time later.

^^ interesting

Which bit?

All of it

Le Petit Oiseau is incorrigible."

I encourage such incorrigibleness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was married on the 12th anniversary of my virginity loss.

.

.

.

Divorced some time later.

^^ interesting

Which bit?

All of it

Le Petit Oiseau is incorrigible.

I encourage such incorrigibleness "

Incorrigibility?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Alright Geez

Here cometh Fagin's left hand: he's a Sidney Ruff-Diamond but I'm delighted to call him my friend. Grumpy, not long to go for your Fab Social. "

Why thankyou dear Nero ..

And yes that is correct 17 sleeps to go

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hello beautiful Nocturnal folk.

How are we all? I’ve had a fuck-nugget of a bitch of a day. But all is well now "

Charming. Absolutely charming. What about the ²°° messages on WhatsCrap that you sent me, in addition to the ¹²° messages you sent me on Telegram, not helped by the ¹²³ messages sent on Fab alone??? Eh? Eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bon Soir nocturnes.

Many moons ago when I studied Perfumery and the Genealogy of Scent, I had a muse. You remind me of her and her olfactory desires.

Welcome jENNÍE.

Nero, have you ever read Perfume by Patrick Süskind? It's a novel that stays with you long after you finish it.

J"

It shocked me so much it has stayed with me through the years. I discovered it when I was 12, devoured it and left me marked (must say, I’m a redhead!).Took me years to be able to read it again, and boy it did not disappoint again!

M xx

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening Nero and all fellow nocturnals.

Good evening my maiden of diminutive size and monolithic desires. And how are the catacombs of your licentious lair?

Deathly silent and eerily still.

My desires however are quite the opposite. I desire food amoung other things.

But food that causes mouth orgasms.

Yes! I have the strawberries out. Now wheres the cream. "

I can offer you Scones in the Courtyard of my inner sanctum. Would that suffice, rélíc?

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"I was married on the 12th anniversary of my virginity loss.

.

.

.

Divorced some time later.

^^ interesting

Which bit?

All of it

Le Petit Oiseau is incorrigible.

I encourage such incorrigibleness

Incorrigibility? "

My brain thinks incorrigibility too. But I will have to check so that I can sleep tonight.

J

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman
over a year ago

your head

Evening

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Hello beautiful Nocturnal folk.

How are we all? I’ve had a fuck-nugget of a bitch of a day. But all is well now

Charming. Absolutely charming. What about the ²°° messages on WhatsCrap that you sent me, in addition to the ¹²° messages you sent me on Telegram, not helped by the ¹²³ messages sent on Fab alone??? Eh? Eh? "

You aired them all. Hence my shitty day

Why won’t you love me, Nero? Whhhhyyyyyy?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"

Thank you. How wonderfully it matches with the almonds and the cold asparagus. I shall settle in and watch the exotic figures of the night parade past.

You shall find that the dancing shadows cast from the Nocturnal scented candles are in tandem to the beat of the parade.

Ah, I had thought the scent was jasmine wafted on the evening breeze, and the beat that of my blood pulsing at the thrill of conversation and pulchritudinous female figures."

There is one particular pulchritude that I have designs for on here. Well, I have designs on them all but one that I hanker for.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good evening darling Nero and the other beautiful ones. Hope everyone is having a lovely evening and smiling. Kisses

Le Petit Oiseau, good evening. Have they let you out of your aviary this evening? This place isn't quite the same without you."

Oh darling I’m here now. What do you need? Drinks? Snacks? A little bit of me?

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).


"Hello Nerò,

Greetings Nocturnal Creatures.

My dear pocket rocket Sprockett. The thinking-person's crumpet. I've missed you. "

I know, we're like shits in the night, passing through the u-bend of life.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Bon Soir nocturnes.

Many moons ago when I studied Perfumery and the Genealogy of Scent, I had a muse. You remind me of her and her olfactory desires.

Welcome jENNÍE.

Nero, have you ever read Perfume by Patrick Süskind? It's a novel that stays with you long after you finish it.

J"

I shall look this up or you can bring me a copy on our next meet. Thank you, vixen.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Coco & Ginger, it's both amazing and so shocking! I'll have to re-read it.

J

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I was married on the 12th anniversary of my virginity loss.

.

.

.

Divorced some time later.

^^ interesting

Which bit?

All of it

Le Petit Oiseau is incorrigible.

I encourage such incorrigibleness

Incorrigibility? "

I’m just full of awesomeness. Fact

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By *oco_marsWoman
over a year ago

Stockport


"Coco & Ginger, it's both amazing and so shocking! I'll have to re-read it.

J"

Same here, I found my copy last week, it's a sign!

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By *rLothbrokMan
over a year ago

Lancs

Evening Nero and fellow nocturnals.

I’m currently sat in work pretending to supervise. Just counting down the hours until I get to go viking on foreign shores

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Bon Soir nocturnes.

Many moons ago when I studied Perfumery and the Genealogy of Scent, I had a muse. You remind me of her and her olfactory desires.

Welcome jENNÍE.

Nero, have you ever read Perfume by Patrick Süskind? It's a novel that stays with you long after you finish it.

J

This was a great book!"

She's my favourite fragrant flower plucked from the Nocturnal Orangery. Good evening Coco mårs.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening to you all "

Good evening GingerSpiceBomb! ...•°*

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Alright Geez

Here cometh Fagin's left hand: he's a Sidney Ruff-Diamond but I'm delighted to call him my friend. Grumpy, not long to go for your Fab Social.

·

Why thankyou dear Nero ..

And yes that is correct 17 sleeps to go "

Let's say no more about your sleeps...on the train...late at night...after a few shandies...and you're absolutely wankered.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I was married on the 12th anniversary of my virginity loss.

.

.

.

Divorced some time later.

^^ interesting

Which bit?

All of it

Le Petit Oiseau is incorrigible.

I encourage such incorrigibleness

Incorrigibility? "

All of the above my dear, your vernacular is spectacular.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening "

··Little Miss Tinkerbell·· are you fine, dandy and oh so swell? Good evening to ewe, my lamb.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hello beautiful Nocturnal folk.

How are we all? I’ve had a fuck-nugget of a bitch of a day. But all is well now

Charming. Absolutely charming. What about the ²°° messages on WhatsCrap that you sent me, in addition to the ¹²° messages you sent me on Telegram, not helped by the ¹²³ messages sent on Fab alone??? Eh? Eh?

You aired them all. Hence my shitty day

Why won’t you love me, Nero? Whhhhyyyyyy?

"

There are many cakecrumbs leading to the door of my gingerbread heart. Follow and I will yield.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Hello beautiful Nocturnal folk.

How are we all? I’ve had a fuck-nugget of a bitch of a day. But all is well now

Charming. Absolutely charming. What about the ²°° messages on WhatsCrap that you sent me, in addition to the ¹²° messages you sent me on Telegram, not helped by the ¹²³ messages sent on Fab alone??? Eh? Eh?

You aired them all. Hence my shitty day

Why won’t you love me, Nero? Whhhhyyyyyy?

There are many cakecrumbs leading to the door of my gingerbread heart. Follow and I will yield."

That sounds Grimm

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening darling Nero and the other beautiful ones. Hope everyone is having a lovely evening and smiling. Kisses

Le Petit Oiseau, good evening. Have they let you out of your aviary this evening? This place isn't quite the same without you.

Oh darling I’m here now. What do you need? Drinks? Snacks? A little bit of me? "

I would like you on my left knee, Sprocket on my right knee and Grumpy on my steak and kidder-knee.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good evening darling Nero and the other beautiful ones. Hope everyone is having a lovely evening and smiling. Kisses

Le Petit Oiseau, good evening. Have they let you out of your aviary this evening? This place isn't quite the same without you.

Oh darling I’m here now. What do you need? Drinks? Snacks? A little bit of me?

I would like you on my left knee, Sprocket on my right knee and Grumpy on my steak and kidder-knee."

Badum tish

Ps. I think Sprockett and I may well disappear off your knees darling. We have a date

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hello Nerò,

Greetings Nocturnal Creatures.

My dear pocket rocket Sprockett. The thinking-person's crumpet. I've missed you.

·

I know, we're like shits in the night, passing through the u-bend of life. "

So eloquently put.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening Nero and fellow nocturnals.

I’m currently sat in work pretending to supervise. Just counting down the hours until I get to go viking on foreign shores "

Mr Lõthbrõk, long time since we locked horns over a Nordic brew . Lovely to see you on the Noc'.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hello beautiful Nocturnal folk.

How are we all? I’ve had a fuck-nugget of a bitch of a day. But all is well now

Charming. Absolutely charming. What about the ²°° messages on WhatsCrap that you sent me, in addition to the ¹²° messages you sent me on Telegram, not helped by the ¹²³ messages sent on Fab alone??? Eh? Eh?

You aired them all. Hence my shitty day

Why won’t you love me, Nero? Whhhhyyyyyy?

There are many cakecrumbs leading to the door of my gingerbread heart. Follow and I will yield.

That sounds Grimm "

Make mine a Grimm and Tonic.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening darling Nero and the other beautiful ones. Hope everyone is having a lovely evening and smiling. Kisses

Le Petit Oiseau, good evening. Have they let you out of your aviary this evening? This place isn't quite the same without you.

Oh darling I’m here now. What do you need? Drinks? Snacks? A little bit of me?

I would like you on my left knee, Sprocket on my right knee and Grumpy on my steak and kidder-knee.

Badum tish

Ps. I think Sprockett and I may well disappear off your knees darling. We have a date "

That's the best news ever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going to have a bowl of ice cream and no ones going to stop me otherwise I'll bite their hands off

Lol

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home


"I'm going to have a bowl of ice cream and no ones going to stop me otherwise I'll bite their hands off

Lol "

bit late for ice-cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm going to have a bowl of ice cream and no ones going to stop me otherwise I'll bite their hands off

Lol bit late for ice-cream "

Not when your an insomniac

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I'm going to have a bowl of ice cream and no ones going to stop me otherwise I'll bite their hands off

Lol "

Are you a good biter?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm going to have a bowl of ice cream and no ones going to stop me otherwise I'll bite their hands off

Lol

Are you a good biter? "

Yes but I'm a better sucker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm going to have a bowl of ice cream and no ones going to stop me otherwise I'll bite their hands off

Lol

Are you a good biter?

Yes but I'm a better sucker"

Now THAT is an answer!

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home


"I'm going to have a bowl of ice cream and no ones going to stop me otherwise I'll bite their hands off

Lol bit late for ice-cream

Not when your an insomniac "

good point

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I'm going to have a bowl of ice cream and no ones going to stop me otherwise I'll bite their hands off

Lol

Are you a good biter?

Yes but I'm a better sucker

·

Now THAT is an answer! "

This.... ^

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By *rLothbrokMan
over a year ago

Lancs


"Evening Nero and fellow nocturnals.

I’m currently sat in work pretending to supervise. Just counting down the hours until I get to go viking on foreign shores

Mr Lõthbrõk, long time since we locked horns over a Nordic brew . Lovely to see you on the Noc'. "

It has my good man, but it’s nice to be back amongst the Noc folk.

There’s always room in the halls of Valhalla to share a horn of mead. Skål

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening Nero and fellow nocturnals.

I’m currently sat in work pretending to supervise. Just counting down the hours until I get to go viking on foreign shores

Mr Lõthbrõk, long time since we locked horns over a Nordic brew . Lovely to see you on the Noc'.

·

It has my good man, but it’s nice to be back amongst the Noc folk.

There’s always room in the halls of Valhalla to share a horn of mead. Skål"

You're so very kind. We need a Viking emoji on here.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Evening Nero and fellow nocturnals.

I’m currently sat in work pretending to supervise. Just counting down the hours until I get to go viking on foreign shores

Mr Lõthbrõk, long time since we locked horns over a Nordic brew . Lovely to see you on the Noc'.

·

It has my good man, but it’s nice to be back amongst the Noc folk.

There’s always room in the halls of Valhalla to share a horn of mead. Skål

You're so very kind. We need a Viking emoji on here."

(Viking)

You’re welcome

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By *rLothbrokMan
over a year ago

Lancs


"Evening Nero and fellow nocturnals.

I’m currently sat in work pretending to supervise. Just counting down the hours until I get to go viking on foreign shores

Mr Lõthbrõk, long time since we locked horns over a Nordic brew . Lovely to see you on the Noc'.

·

It has my good man, but it’s nice to be back amongst the Noc folk.

There’s always room in the halls of Valhalla to share a horn of mead. Skål

You're so very kind. We need a Viking emoji on here."

Absolutely, who do we have to fuck around here to get a good Viking emoji set to (viking)?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Nero and fellow nocturnals.

I’m currently sat in work pretending to supervise. Just counting down the hours until I get to go viking on foreign shores

Mr Lõthbrõk, long time since we locked horns over a Nordic brew . Lovely to see you on the Noc'.

·

It has my good man, but it’s nice to be back amongst the Noc folk.

There’s always room in the halls of Valhalla to share a horn of mead. Skål

You're so very kind. We need a Viking emoji on here.

Absolutely, who do we have to fuck around here to get a good Viking emoji set to (viking)? "

Me.

.

.

Well, its worth a try surely?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening Nero and fellow nocturnals.

I’m currently sat in work pretending to supervise. Just counting down the hours until I get to go viking on foreign shores

Mr Lõthbrõk, long time since we locked horns over a Nordic brew . Lovely to see you on the Noc'.

·

It has my good man, but it’s nice to be back amongst the Noc folk.

There’s always room in the halls of Valhalla to share a horn of mead. Skål

You're so very kind. We need a Viking emoji on here.

Absolutely, who do we have to fuck around here to get a good Viking emoji set to (viking)? "

LíttlèBírd.... apparently..

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman
over a year ago

your head


"Evening

··Little Miss Tinkerbell·· are you fine, dandy and oh so swell? Good evening to ewe, my lamb."

Hey Nero, I am indeed I'm also up way past my bedtime and will regret it tomorrow but who needs sleep

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening

··Little Miss Tinkerbell·· are you fine, dandy and oh so swell? Good evening to ewe, my lamb.

Hey Nero, I am indeed I'm also up way past my bedtime and will regret it tomorrow but who needs sleep "

I am here for a while yet. Perch beside me on this suede purple footstool. The others are snoozing. You can assist me.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Evening Nero and fellow nocturnals.

I’m currently sat in work pretending to supervise. Just counting down the hours until I get to go viking on foreign shores

Mr Lõthbrõk, long time since we locked horns over a Nordic brew . Lovely to see you on the Noc'.

·

It has my good man, but it’s nice to be back amongst the Noc folk.

There’s always room in the halls of Valhalla to share a horn of mead. Skål

You're so very kind. We need a Viking emoji on here.

Absolutely, who do we have to fuck around here to get a good Viking emoji set to (viking)?

LíttlèBírd.... apparently.. "

Me? I will quite happily take the fucking. Not sure I can sort the emoji though

I’m still waiting for (ladywank)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening

··Little Miss Tinkerbell·· are you fine, dandy and oh so swell? Good evening to ewe, my lamb.

Hey Nero, I am indeed I'm also up way past my bedtime and will regret it tomorrow but who needs sleep "

Sleep is for sissies

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Howdy y'all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Given that I'm in NGTF mode this evening..I'm neither here nor not here

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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago

london stratford

just poping in for 5 mins, so just thought I would say Howdy ya all! hows ya all doin?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Howdy y'all "

°

Höwdy Wíldbïllkìd! What news from that there Yoo Ess of Aay?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"just poping in for 5 mins, so just thought I would say Howdy ya all! hows ya all doin?"

Hello Pinky

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Given that I'm in NGTF mode this evening..I'm neither here nor not here"

Gööd ëvëning Gr8str8. I have no idea what NGTF means. RedForDanger used to help me out with these things but, alas, she has gone.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"just poping in for 5 mins, so just thought I would say Howdy ya all! hows ya all doin?"

Good evening Pinkster! How are you?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening Nero and fellow nocturnals.

I’m currently sat in work pretending to supervise. Just counting down the hours until I get to go viking on foreign shores

Mr Lõthbrõk, long time since we locked horns over a Nordic brew . Lovely to see you on the Noc'.

·

It has my good man, but it’s nice to be back amongst the Noc folk.

There’s always room in the halls of Valhalla to share a horn of mead. Skål

You're so very kind. We need a Viking emoji on here.

Absolutely, who do we have to fuck around here to get a good Viking emoji set to (viking)?

LíttlèBírd.... apparently..

Me? I will quite happily take the fucking. Not sure I can sort the emoji though

I’m still waiting for (ladywank) "

I remember Ladyhawke with Rutger Hauer.

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By *adyx4Woman
over a year ago

Durham

This feels early to me with current insomnia

(What happened to Jim who used to post these?)

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Howdy y'all "

Hey cowboy. How goes it?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Evening Nero and fellow nocturnals.

I’m currently sat in work pretending to supervise. Just counting down the hours until I get to go viking on foreign shores

Mr Lõthbrõk, long time since we locked horns over a Nordic brew . Lovely to see you on the Noc'.

·

It has my good man, but it’s nice to be back amongst the Noc folk.

There’s always room in the halls of Valhalla to share a horn of mead. Skål

You're so very kind. We need a Viking emoji on here.

Absolutely, who do we have to fuck around here to get a good Viking emoji set to (viking)?

LíttlèBírd.... apparently..

Me? I will quite happily take the fucking. Not sure I can sort the emoji though

I’m still waiting for (ladywank)

I remember Ladyhawke with Rutger Hauer."

^^ he would

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Given that I'm in NGTF mode this evening..I'm neither here nor not here"

Not giving the fucks?

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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago

london stratford


"just poping in for 5 mins, so just thought I would say Howdy ya all! hows ya all doin?

Hello Pinky"

hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy JennieTV xxx

My favorite d*unk auntie,,,,,,,,,,,,,, who happens to have a cock!

that the devil are you sexy eyes?

and Nero dude ^5, I am ok mate. as said just poping by for 5..... or is that pooping by before bed? (I say pooping as people say I talk shite)

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).


"Good evening darling Nero and the other beautiful ones. Hope everyone is having a lovely evening and smiling. Kisses

Le Petit Oiseau, good evening. Have they let you out of your aviary this evening? This place isn't quite the same without you.

Oh darling I’m here now. What do you need? Drinks? Snacks? A little bit of me?

I would like you on my left knee, Sprocket on my right knee and Grumpy on my steak and kidder-knee.

Badum tish

Ps. I think Sprockett and I may well disappear off your knees darling. We have a date "

Here's hoping

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"This feels early to me with current insomnia

(What happened to Jim who used to post these?) "

Jim finally cashed in his coffee vouchers and married one of the Nocturnalites. I shall pass on your regards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Given that I'm in NGTF mode this evening..I'm neither here nor not here

Gööd ëvëning Gr8str8. I have no idea what NGTF means. RedForDanger used to help me out with these things but, alas, she has gone."

You need to perv with better eyes...I reckon she's about to make a triumphant return in approx 7 days

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Given that I'm in NGTF mode this evening..I'm neither here nor not here

Not giving the fucks? "

Is something that LíttlèBírd rarely says or does.

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"Howdy y'all

Hey cowboy. How goes it? "

what goes around will eventually pass this way again, xo little b

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Given that I'm in NGTF mode this evening..I'm neither here nor not here

Gööd ëvëning Gr8str8. I have no idea what NGTF means. RedForDanger used to help me out with these things but, alas, she has gone.

You need to perv with better eyes...I reckon she's about to make a triumphant return in approx 7 days"

Men perv.

Gentlemen woo.

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman
over a year ago

your head


"Evening

··Little Miss Tinkerbell·· are you fine, dandy and oh so swell? Good evening to ewe, my lamb.

Hey Nero, I am indeed I'm also up way past my bedtime and will regret it tomorrow but who needs sleep

I am here for a while yet. Perch beside me on this suede purple footstool. The others are snoozing. You can assist me."

Assist you how exactly?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening darling Nero and the other beautiful ones. Hope everyone is having a lovely evening and smiling. Kisses

Le Petit Oiseau, good evening. Have they let you out of your aviary this evening? This place isn't quite the same without you.

Oh darling I’m here now. What do you need? Drinks? Snacks? A little bit of me?

I would like you on my left knee, Sprocket on my right knee and Grumpy on my steak and kidder-knee.

Badum tish

Ps. I think Sprockett and I may well disappear off your knees darling. We have a date

Here's hoping "

You two should meet...and then engage in mud wrestling. Whoever wins, wins me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Double Dipper

One day I shall, with your perpetual consent, fondle your breasts in a juvenile manner, just to peeve you off.

Good evening Bøø."

I'm always getting groped in the pub (socials) so this isn't much of a threat little Nero!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Given that I'm in NGTF mode this evening..I'm neither here nor not here

Gööd ëvëning Gr8str8. I have no idea what NGTF means. RedForDanger used to help me out with these things but, alas, she has gone.

You need to perv with better eyes...I reckon she's about to make a triumphant return in approx 7 days

Men perv.

Gentlemen woo."

And another NGTF moment occured

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening

··Little Miss Tinkerbell·· are you fine, dandy and oh so swell? Good evening to ewe, my lamb.

Hey Nero, I am indeed I'm also up way past my bedtime and will regret it tomorrow but who needs sleep

I am here for a while yet. Perch beside me on this suede purple footstool. The others are snoozing. You can assist me.

Assist you how exactly? "

Assist me in writing the epithets of the numerous Nocturnalites on this Noc' thread.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Given that I'm in NGTF mode this evening..I'm neither here nor not here

Not giving the fucks?

Is something that LíttlèBírd rarely says or does."

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening Double Dipper

One day I shall, with your perpetual consent, fondle your breasts in a juvenile manner, just to peeve you off.

Good evening Bøø.

I'm always getting groped in the pub (socials) so this isn't much of a threat little Nero! "

Bøø, men grope; gentleman fondle.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Howdy y'all

Hey cowboy. How goes it? what goes around will eventually pass this way again, xo little b "

That is very very true lovely. Kisses

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Evening Double Dipper

One day I shall, with your perpetual consent, fondle your breasts in a juvenile manner, just to peeve you off.

Good evening Bøø.

I'm always getting groped in the pub (socials) so this isn't much of a threat little Nero! "

Hey gorgeous

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman
over a year ago

your head


"Evening

··Little Miss Tinkerbell·· are you fine, dandy and oh so swell? Good evening to ewe, my lamb.

Hey Nero, I am indeed I'm also up way past my bedtime and will regret it tomorrow but who needs sleep

I am here for a while yet. Perch beside me on this suede purple footstool. The others are snoozing. You can assist me.

Assist you how exactly?

Assist me in writing the epithets of the numerous Nocturnalites on this Noc' thread."

Ahh! My brain is not awake enough for that. I may just take a nap on your shoulder instead

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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago

london stratford

anyways gd night all. thats my 5 mins up n im off to bedypoobyes xxx

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening

··Little Miss Tinkerbell·· are you fine, dandy and oh so swell? Good evening to ewe, my lamb.

Hey Nero, I am indeed I'm also up way past my bedtime and will regret it tomorrow but who needs sleep

I am here for a while yet. Perch beside me on this suede purple footstool. The others are snoozing. You can assist me.

Assist you how exactly?

Assist me in writing the epithets of the numerous Nocturnalites on this Noc' thread.

·

Ahh! My brain is not awake enough for that. I may just take a nap on your shoulder instead "

You may rest your delicately-porcelain head on my shoulder. I shall handle with care, deft and flåir.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"anyways gd night all. thats my 5 mins up n im off to bedypoobyes xxx"

Sleep well!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Double Dipper

One day I shall, with your perpetual consent, fondle your breasts in a juvenile manner, just to peeve you off.

Good evening Bøø.

I'm always getting groped in the pub (socials) so this isn't much of a threat little Nero!

Hey gorgeous "

Hello lovely

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Evening Double Dipper

One day I shall, with your perpetual consent, fondle your breasts in a juvenile manner, just to peeve you off.

Good evening Bøø.

I'm always getting groped in the pub (socials) so this isn't much of a threat little Nero!

Hey gorgeous

Hello lovely "

How’s your sexy ass tonight? I’m heading to bed now. Will dream about scissoring

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

It's the Mïdnïght Høur — ØØ.ØØhrs.

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

https://youtu.be/2ySLmwsfP4Q "stay the night" Benjamin Orr, 1980's former lead singer and bassist from the cars

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By *rLothbrokMan
over a year ago

Lancs


"Evening Nero and fellow nocturnals.

I’m currently sat in work pretending to supervise. Just counting down the hours until I get to go viking on foreign shores

Mr Lõthbrõk, long time since we locked horns over a Nordic brew . Lovely to see you on the Noc'.

·

It has my good man, but it’s nice to be back amongst the Noc folk.

There’s always room in the halls of Valhalla to share a horn of mead. Skål

You're so very kind. We need a Viking emoji on here.

Absolutely, who do we have to fuck around here to get a good Viking emoji set to (viking)?

LíttlèBírd.... apparently..

Me? I will quite happily take the fucking. Not sure I can sort the emoji though

I’m still waiting for (ladywank) "

Seems like it’s my lucky day

Does (wank) have one?

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By *rLothbrokMan
over a year ago

Lancs


"Evening Nero and fellow nocturnals.

I’m currently sat in work pretending to supervise. Just counting down the hours until I get to go viking on foreign shores

Mr Lõthbrõk, long time since we locked horns over a Nordic brew . Lovely to see you on the Noc'.

·

It has my good man, but it’s nice to be back amongst the Noc folk.

There’s always room in the halls of Valhalla to share a horn of mead. Skål

You're so very kind. We need a Viking emoji on here.

Absolutely, who do we have to fuck around here to get a good Viking emoji set to (viking)?

Me.

.

.

Well, its worth a try surely? "

It was indeed.

Your reward is a good horn of mead and a seat in Valhalla. I’m sure some kind folk shall be around shortly to take up your offer

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By *adyx4Woman
over a year ago

Durham


"This feels early to me with current insomnia

(What happened to Jim who used to post these?)

Jim finally cashed in his coffee vouchers and married one of the Nocturnalites. I shall pass on your regards."

That’s kind of you thanks

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over a year ago

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


""

Dear jÏM, Lådyx4 sends to you her gladdest of all tidings and warmest of all regards.

Good evening Brôther jÏM.†.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Dear jÏM, Lådyx4 sends to you her gladdest of all tidings and warmest of all regards.

Good evening Brôther jÏM.†."

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nero. Have you ever driven a Mitsubishi Zero?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mMfxI3r_LyA&pp=ygUKbW9kam8gbGFkeQ%3D%3D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lady, hear me tonight.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

I'm off to bed. Good Noc'ing everyone!

Good night Jim!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm off to bed. Good Noc'ing everyone!

Good night Jim!!!!! "

Na night.

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Howdy james

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Howdy james"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Bill. Would you like some facts?

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

What you got?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On this day 1926 Marilyn Monroe was born.

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"On this day 1926 Marilyn Monroe was born."
good-bye norma jean

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By *ayco04Man
over a year ago

Stirling

It is always so quiet around here, I'd be happy for any interaction nearby haha xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On this day 1926 Marilyn Monroe was born. good-bye norma jean"

Do you have a favourite Marilyn Monroe film?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It is always so quiet around here, I'd be happy for any interaction nearby haha xx"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jay. The forums are getting a bit quiet. Feel free to make some noise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's Jason Donavon's birthday today. Happy birthday, Jason!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=A85ME_Th4eM&pp=ygUOSmFzb24gRG9uYXZvbiA%3D

That emoji still doesn't work. ^

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"On this day 1926 Marilyn Monroe was born. good-bye norma jean

Do you have a favourite Marilyn Monroe film?"

seven year itch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who's going to be tonight's final poster?

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"Who's going to be tonight's final poster? "
I nominate ....you

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