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Those commercialish Glory holes

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By *aribo_Bangfastic OP   Man
over a year ago

London

You know those ones that are kinda commercialish so you know people are safe etc.

Would you ever consider it?!

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By *aribo_Bangfastic OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Bumo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bumo"

Bumo yourself.

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By *aribo_Bangfastic OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Bumo

Bumo yourself."

Bumo you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bumo

Bumo yourself.

Bumo you!"

Is Bumo the name of the glory hole?

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Bumo

Bumo yourself.

Bumo you!

Is Bumo the name of the glory hole?"

Isn't it a glory hole franchise? That makes it commercialish

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By *aggonerMan
over a year ago

for a penny

Is this something you have in London? We don’t have gloryholes, commercial, commercialish or plain amateur here in the sticks.

Well, as far as I know. How would I find one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bumo

Bumo yourself.

Bumo you!

Is Bumo the name of the glory hole?

Isn't it a glory hole franchise? That makes it commercialish "

Is there a Bumo near you?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Not for me; I always insist on making my own with my trusty Dewalt drill equipped with a wide diameter, spade bit attachment

Indeed, so armed, I’ve made glory holes on the go in all manner of places: My neighbours fence, the recycling bin behind my local Asda and even through my own garden shed.

….from whence I type this in fact as I regretfully chose the wrong diameter spade bit for this particular job and my penis is now well and truly stuck in the hole…

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8


"Bumo

Bumo yourself.

Bumo you!

Is Bumo the name of the glory hole?"

*shrugs. I bumo.

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By *aribo_Bangfastic OP   Man
over a year ago

London

First rule of bumo, always pretend you bumo?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ones that look like pizza ovens?

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By *unsexual MemelordWoman
over a year ago

Midlothian

I vote that if you cum through a glory hole, you must proclaim 'BUMO' at the moment of climax.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Bumo

Bumo yourself.

Bumo you!

Is Bumo the name of the glory hole?

Isn't it a glory hole franchise? That makes it commercialish

Is there a Bumo near you?"

Bumos everywhere you look.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Not for me; I always insist on making my own with my trusty Dewalt drill equipped with a wide diameter, spade bit attachment

Indeed, so armed, I’ve made glory holes on the go in all manner of places: My neighbours fence, the recycling bin behind my local Asda and even through my own garden shed.

….from whence I type this in fact as I regretfully chose the wrong diameter spade bit for this particular job and my penis is now well and truly stuck in the hole… "

There’s usually an old tin of 3in1 oil in most sheds. Or WD-40. As long as it's within reach. Or hopefully, someone will pass, suck you off and then you'll shrink back through the hole

J

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Not for me; I always insist on making my own with my trusty Dewalt drill equipped with a wide diameter, spade bit attachment

Indeed, so armed, I’ve made glory holes on the go in all manner of places: My neighbours fence, the recycling bin behind my local Asda and even through my own garden shed.

….from whence I type this in fact as I regretfully chose the wrong diameter spade bit for this particular job and my penis is now well and truly stuck in the hole…

There’s usually an old tin of 3in1 oil in most sheds. Or WD-40. As long as it's within reach. Or hopefully, someone will pass, suck you off and then you'll shrink back through the hole

J"

Not just a pretty face, that Julie!

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By *ambertMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Yes

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8


"Not for me; I always insist on making my own with my trusty Dewalt drill equipped with a wide diameter, spade bit attachment

Indeed, so armed, I’ve made glory holes on the go in all manner of places: My neighbours fence, the recycling bin behind my local Asda and even through my own garden shed.

….from whence I type this in fact as I regretfully chose the wrong diameter spade bit for this particular job and my penis is now well and truly stuck in the hole…

There’s usually an old tin of 3in1 oil in most sheds. Or WD-40. As long as it's within reach. Or hopefully, someone will pass, suck you off and then you'll shrink back through the hole

J"

Ewwww - it’s a safe bet the only people passing his garden shed are his family!!!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"There’s usually an old tin of 3in1 oil in most sheds. Or WD-40. As long as it's within reach. Or hopefully, someone will pass, suck you off and then you'll shrink back through the hole

J

Ewwww - it’s a safe bet the only people passing his garden shed are his family!!! "

Did you not stop to think that's why he made it there. So judgemental Felix.

J

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bumo

Bumo yourself.

Bumo you!

Is Bumo the name of the glory hole?

Isn't it a glory hole franchise? That makes it commercialish

Is there a Bumo near you?

Bumos everywhere you look. "

Have you ever been inside a Bumo?

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8


"There’s usually an old tin of 3in1 oil in most sheds. Or WD-40. As long as it's within reach. Or hopefully, someone will pass, suck you off and then you'll shrink back through the hole

J

Ewwww - it’s a safe bet the only people passing his garden shed are his family!!!

Did you not stop to think that's why he made it there. So judgemental Felix.

J"

It’s grandad’s lucky night!!!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Not for me; I always insist on making my own with my trusty Dewalt drill equipped with a wide diameter, spade bit attachment

Indeed, so armed, I’ve made glory holes on the go in all manner of places: My neighbours fence, the recycling bin behind my local Asda and even through my own garden shed.

….from whence I type this in fact as I regretfully chose the wrong diameter spade bit for this particular job and my penis is now well and truly stuck in the hole…

There’s usually an old tin of 3in1 oil in most sheds. Or WD-40. As long as it's within reach. Or hopefully, someone will pass, suck you off and then you'll shrink back through the hole

J"

Update: Good news; I took your sage advice

I rang old Edith at number 9 to come over and help me out.

I must say, her gummy blowjob was surprisingly rather satisfying and after she rendered my legs a’quiver and my gonads empty, I was able to pull my sated penis back out of its confines.

I must remember to buy her some flowers as a thank you…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Update: Good news; I took your sage advice

I rang old Edith at number 9 to come over and help me out.

I must say, her gummy blowjob was surprisingly rather satisfying and after she rendered my legs a’quiver and my gonads empty, I was able to pull my sated penis back out of its confines.

I must remember to buy her some flowers as a thank you… "

^He's inside number 9.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Update: Good news; I took your sage advice

I rang old Edith at number 9 to come over and help me out.

I must say, her gummy blowjob was surprisingly rather satisfying and after she rendered my legs a’quiver and my gonads empty, I was able to pull my sated penis back out of its confines.

I must remember to buy her some flowers as a thank you…

^He's inside number 9."

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"There’s usually an old tin of 3in1 oil in most sheds. Or WD-40. As long as it's within reach. Or hopefully, someone will pass, suck you off and then you'll shrink back through the hole

J

Ewwww - it’s a safe bet the only people passing his garden shed are his family!!!

Did you not stop to think that's why he made it there. So judgemental Felix.

J

It’s grandad’s lucky night!!! "

I did consider giving gramps a ring but then remembered that he has some really chipped and gnarly teeth….

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Not for me; I always insist on making my own with my trusty Dewalt drill equipped with a wide diameter, spade bit attachment

Indeed, so armed, I’ve made glory holes on the go in all manner of places: My neighbours fence, the recycling bin behind my local Asda and even through my own garden shed.

….from whence I type this in fact as I regretfully chose the wrong diameter spade bit for this particular job and my penis is now well and truly stuck in the hole…

There’s usually an old tin of 3in1 oil in most sheds. Or WD-40. As long as it's within reach. Or hopefully, someone will pass, suck you off and then you'll shrink back through the hole

J

Update: Good news; I took your sage advice

I rang old Edith at number 9 to come over and help me out.

I must say, her gummy blowjob was surprisingly rather satisfying and after she rendered my legs a’quiver and my gonads empty, I was able to pull my sated penis back out of its confines.

I must remember to buy her some flowers as a thank you… "

Edith? From number 9? Rumour has it that she's opening a local Bumo. You did well to get a freebie before she goes commercialish.

J

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not for me; I always insist on making my own with my trusty Dewalt drill equipped with a wide diameter, spade bit attachment

Indeed, so armed, I’ve made glory holes on the go in all manner of places: My neighbours fence, the recycling bin behind my local Asda and even through my own garden shed.

….from whence I type this in fact as I regretfully chose the wrong diameter spade bit for this particular job and my penis is now well and truly stuck in the hole…

There’s usually an old tin of 3in1 oil in most sheds. Or WD-40. As long as it's within reach. Or hopefully, someone will pass, suck you off and then you'll shrink back through the hole

J

Update: Good news; I took your sage advice

I rang old Edith at number 9 to come over and help me out.

I must say, her gummy blowjob was surprisingly rather satisfying and after she rendered my legs a’quiver and my gonads empty, I was able to pull my sated penis back out of its confines.

I must remember to buy her some flowers as a thank you…

Edith? From number 9? Rumour has it that she's opening a local Bumo. You did well to get a freebie before she goes commercialish.

J"

Would you ever purchase a franchise, J? Would you ever open your Bumo to others?

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By *inkyguyUKMan
over a year ago

worcester

I went to one of these sucked and sucked and never got paid

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Update: Good news; I took your sage advice

I rang old Edith at number 9 to come over and help me out.

I must say, her gummy blowjob was surprisingly rather satisfying and after she rendered my legs a’quiver and my gonads empty, I was able to pull my sated penis back out of its confines.

I must remember to buy her some flowers as a thank you…

Edith? From number 9? Rumour has it that she's opening a local Bumo. You did well to get a freebie before she goes commercialish.

J

Would you ever purchase a franchise, J? Would you ever open your Bumo to others?"

Alas my skills do not lie in that direction. Too much teeth, I get bored really quickly, get confused between gloryhole and whack a mole. It would be a poor business decision

It opens next week

J

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Update: Good news; I took your sage advice

I rang old Edith at number 9 to come over and help me out.

I must say, her gummy blowjob was surprisingly rather satisfying and after she rendered my legs a’quiver and my gonads empty, I was able to pull my sated penis back out of its confines.

I must remember to buy her some flowers as a thank you…

Edith? From number 9? Rumour has it that she's opening a local Bumo. You did well to get a freebie before she goes commercialish.

J

Would you ever purchase a franchise, J? Would you ever open your Bumo to others?

Alas my skills do not lie in that direction. Too much teeth, I get bored really quickly, get confused between gloryhole and whack a mole. It would be a poor business decision

It opens next week

J"

Whack A Pole.

It's amazing what can come out of a Bumo these days.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

This thread has given me some great ideas for Dragons Den. Thanks posters

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