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By *odgerMoore OP   Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

For context.. I got a cheeky post it attached to my screen in the office yesterday… saying ‘Hey… call me when you get a sec!’ Which i know is girl code for ‘ im gagging for you big boy!’ So do I leave this cheeky message on a post it on her screen??

Advice happily received

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would leave the post it and send a cock pic to show her you’re serious

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

I would scream aloud in the office 'who did this!' and then when the answer is revealed Morris dance over and offer her a Jaffa cake

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By *odgerMoore OP   Man
over a year ago

Carlisle


"I would leave the post it and send a cock pic to show her you’re serious "

This is good thinking… or a cock pic with a post it on? …

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By *odgerMoore OP   Man
over a year ago

Carlisle


"I would scream aloud in the office 'who did this!' and then when the answer is revealed Morris dance over and offer her a Jaffa cake "

Sounds more like cheeky foreplay and im going for a home run on the first pitch… dont know what that means but i think it was in Jerry Maguire so must be cool!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would leave the post it and send a cock pic to show her you’re serious

This is good thinking… or a cock pic with a post it on? … "

Yes!

Or post it on your cock for the pic then put that same post it on her computer afterwards!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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You've got to carry on talking in girl code or she'll have no idea how much you want to stuff your big throbbing member in her sticky love canal.

"Will do" is universally recognised by women as a "will do you" message. Keep it simple. She'll know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go over and slam your flaccid cock on her desk. You’ll soon find out what she wanted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *odgerMoore OP   Man
over a year ago

Carlisle


"You've got to carry on talking in girl code or she'll have no idea how much you want to stuff your big throbbing member in her sticky love canal.

"Will do" is universally recognised by women as a "will do you" message. Keep it simple. She'll know."

Sticky love canal… isn’t her ear… just checking xxx

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By *odgerMoore OP   Man
over a year ago

Carlisle


"Go over and slam your flaccid cock on her desk. You’ll soon find out what she wanted. "
err i think youll find its like a scaffolding pole….

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London


"Go over and slam your flaccid cock on her desk. You’ll soon find out what she wanted. "

Why did a hole punch immediately enter my mind

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

Send her your wank sock, make your intent clear!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Go over and slam your flaccid cock on her desk. You’ll soon find out what she wanted. err i think youll find its like a scaffolding pole…. "

Just be careful you don’t hit her on the head with it and give her concussion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Go over and slam your flaccid cock on her desk. You’ll soon find out what she wanted.

Why did a hole punch immediately enter my mind"

Stapler

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By *oyahandrussCouple
over a year ago

Nr Rugby

Well my brother had a cum towel that should do the trick hung over the back of her chair she will defo get the message.

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London


"Go over and slam your flaccid cock on her desk. You’ll soon find out what she wanted.

Why did a hole punch immediately enter my mind

Stapler "

I'd rather a stapler than a hole punch to be fair

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By *odgerMoore OP   Man
over a year ago

Carlisle


"Go over and slam your flaccid cock on her desk. You’ll soon find out what she wanted. err i think youll find its like a scaffolding pole….

Just be careful you don’t hit her on the head with it and give her concussion"

With great power comes great responsibility

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For context.. I got a cheeky post it attached to my screen in the office yesterday… saying ‘Hey… call me when you get a sec!’ Which i know is girl code for ‘ im gagging for you big boy!’ So do I leave this cheeky message on a post it on her screen??

Advice happily received "

You haven't said whether you like this person. If not, screw it up and dump the message. Responding with out responding

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By *odgerMoore OP   Man
over a year ago

Carlisle


"For context.. I got a cheeky post it attached to my screen in the office yesterday… saying ‘Hey… call me when you get a sec!’ Which i know is girl code for ‘ im gagging for you big boy!’ So do I leave this cheeky message on a post it on her screen??

Advice happily received

You haven't said whether you like this person. If not, screw it up and dump the message. Responding with out responding "

I like that im being hard to get….

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante


"For context.. I got a cheeky post it attached to my screen in the office yesterday… saying ‘Hey… call me when you get a sec!’ Which i know is girl code for ‘ im gagging for you big boy!’ So do I leave this cheeky message on a post it on her screen??

Advice happily received

You haven't said whether you like this person. If not, screw it up and dump the message. Responding with out responding

I like that im being hard to get…. "

Its probably the only time being hard is effortless

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By *odgerMoore OP   Man
over a year ago

Carlisle


"For context.. I got a cheeky post it attached to my screen in the office yesterday… saying ‘Hey… call me when you get a sec!’ Which i know is girl code for ‘ im gagging for you big boy!’ So do I leave this cheeky message on a post it on her screen??

Advice happily received

You haven't said whether you like this person. If not, screw it up and dump the message. Responding with out responding

I like that im being hard to get….

Its probably the only time being hard is effortless "

As opposed to pointless

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"You've got to carry on talking in girl code or she'll have no idea how much you want to stuff your big throbbing member in her sticky love canal.

"Will do" is universally recognised by women as a "will do you" message. Keep it simple. She'll know.

Sticky love canal… isn’t her ear… just checking xxx "

If she's into aural sex it could well be.

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By *odgerMoore OP   Man
over a year ago

Carlisle


"You've got to carry on talking in girl code or she'll have no idea how much you want to stuff your big throbbing member in her sticky love canal.

"Will do" is universally recognised by women as a "will do you" message. Keep it simple. She'll know.

Sticky love canal… isn’t her ear… just checking xxx

If she's into aural sex it could well be."

Utter filth… put that on our list xx

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