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I’m starting with the country in the mirror

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What do us Brits do that probably pisses everyone off?

I’ll go first- start fights abroad.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Inspired by ‘drear America’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get pissed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drink too much - and not handle it well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The whole "Brits abroad" thing in general..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Get pissed."
get pissed at what?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Drink too much - and not handle it well"

Our drinking culture is one to be proud of imo

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The whole "Brits abroad" thing in general.. "

We’re smashing it I think

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

Beat them at sports.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not make any attempt to embrace their language or their culture r their food

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Talk loudly expecting them to understand...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kicking off on aeroplanes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Beat them at sports."

Ok ok let’s keep it serious here

Oh wait, there are other sports we’re good at. Just football we’re awful at.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Drink too much - and not handle it well"

*fistbump*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not make any attempt to embrace their language or their culture r their food "

Brits determined to speak English and do very British things anywhere in the world is absolutely hilarious. Only Americans do that better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Say "It's coming home" at the start of every tournament

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get pissed.

get pissed at what? "

Alcohol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Talk loudly expecting them to understand..."

Talking loudly somehow makes English understandable

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

Guys walking in town in flip flops, vest and an ill fitting pair of shorts showing half of their bum crack to everyone

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Kicking off on aeroplanes"

Lmao this one

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

It's all bullshit.. We are statistically one of the most tolerant countries in the world ..

Yes we have a lot of pissheads but in general despite our many faults it's still one of the best places to live in the world

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Say "It's coming home" at the start of every tournament "

still too soon, Joe. Jesus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wearing football tops

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Get pissed.

get pissed at what?

Alcohol "

we do do it well we do do it well

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle


"Talk loudly expecting them to understand..."

Quite right - its an outrage that you can travel to Paris or Rome or Serbo Crovakistan and nobody speaks English- makes my blood boil - listen here Johnny foreigner - stop being lazy and learn English!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Guys walking in town in flip flops, vest and an ill fitting pair of shorts showing half of their bum crack to everyone "

Only guys?

You must live somewhere posh

The women do it round here too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I’m adding in swear every other word in a story

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over


"Guys walking in town in flip flops, vest and an ill fitting pair of shorts showing half of their bum crack to everyone

Only guys?

You must live somewhere posh

The women do it round here too"

It was the all inclusive 'guys' term

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

GIVE ME OMELETTE AND CHIPS!!

NONE OF THAT FOREIGN MUCK!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Guys walking in town in flip flops, vest and an ill fitting pair of shorts showing half of their bum crack to everyone "

The image! This is perfect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Say "It's coming home" at the start of every tournament

still too soon, Joe. Jesus "

Euro 2024 is our year, Pickle!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"GIVE ME OMELETTE AND CHIPS!!

NONE OF THAT FOREIGN MUCK!!"

‘Muck’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Guys walking in town in flip flops, vest and an ill fitting pair of shorts showing half of their bum crack to everyone

Only guys?

You must live somewhere posh

The women do it round here too"

You said I looked nice!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oi waiter over ere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Casual and indifferent judgement

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's all bullshit.. We are statistically one of the most tolerant countries in the world ..

Yes we have a lot of pissheads but in general despite our many faults it's still one of the best places to live in the world "
But we definitely get on other people’s nerves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Guys walking in town in flip flops, vest and an ill fitting pair of shorts showing half of their bum crack to everyone

Only guys?

You must live somewhere posh

The women do it round here too

You said I looked nice!"

You did

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Say "It's coming home" at the start of every tournament

still too soon, Joe. Jesus

Euro 2024 is our year, Pickle! "

Ivan Toney and Daniel Sturridge have a bet on it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oi waiter over ere"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I love when you’re on holiday you can just smell the other Brits. There’s something about us. I think it’s the alcohol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wearing football tops "

The Liverpool and Newcastle ones! Everywhere

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"It's all bullshit.. We are statistically one of the most tolerant countries in the world ..

Yes we have a lot of pissheads but in general despite our many faults it's still one of the best places to live in the world But we definitely get on other people’s nerves "

That's just jealousy.. I'd rather live here than almost anywhere on Earth.. Virtually no guns for starters

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

All the local delights to sample but go for fish and chips or a full english

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"The whole "Brits abroad" thing in general..

We’re smashing it I think"

Yes, usually tables and chairs in a bar wherever the Euros are being held

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By *athers123Man
over a year ago

Harpenden

Queue. No other country bothers but we love it.

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By *7mutleyTV/TS
over a year ago

cambridge


"It's all bullshit.. We are statistically one of the most tolerant countries in the world ..

Yes we have a lot of pissheads but in general despite our many faults it's still one of the best places to live in the world "

Absolutely spot on,all this self beating is absolutely pathetic at times.seems like we have to do it to be acceptable.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"It's all bullshit.. We are statistically one of the most tolerant countries in the world ..

Yes we have a lot of pissheads but in general despite our many faults it's still one of the best places to live in the world

Absolutely spot on,all this self beating is absolutely pathetic at times.seems like we have to do it to be acceptable. "

Totally

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

I saw the thread as something totally different. A bit of taking the mickey of ourselves and certainly not wether this country is where we like to live or a serious critique of its people. Perhaps I hot it wrong. Only the OP can advise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We (mostly) understand sarcastic humour.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"We (mostly) understand sarcastic humour."

Yep

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle


"We (mostly) understand sarcastic humour."

Reeeeeaaaaallly…..

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By *olmaMan
over a year ago

Kettering

Colonise other countries??

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Colonise other countries??"

Yeah, this is a pretty annoying British habit, to be fair. Tomorrow, I'm off to reclaim my Estates in the Netherlands

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By *nigmaschild300Man
over a year ago

dunfermline


"It's all bullshit.. We are statistically one of the most tolerant countries in the world ..

Yes we have a lot of pissheads but in general despite our many faults it's still one of the best places to live in the world "

That's funny ??

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By *nigmaschild300Man
over a year ago

dunfermline


"It's all bullshit.. We are statistically one of the most tolerant countries in the world ..

Yes we have a lot of pissheads but in general despite our many faults it's still one of the best places to live in the world But we definitely get on other people’s nerves

That's just jealousy.. I'd rather live here than almost anywhere on Earth.. Virtually no guns for starters "

Have you been to many other countries?

I've done 27 now to date , I think I'd rather live in about 20 of them . Only brexshit made that a little harder...but I do manage 6/8 months a year out of this backward country.

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By *nigmaschild300Man
over a year ago

dunfermline


"Colonise other countries??"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have a good time

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante


"What do us Brits do that probably pisses everyone off?

I’ll go first- start fights abroad. "

We make amazing music!

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By *okoloshCouple
over a year ago

cardiff

Move to other countries and then whine about how everything is better "back home".

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Breathe.

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Our sense of entitlement is shocking, which has got 1000 times worse since covid, we throw away people like dropping litter...its a dog eat dog world out there

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

Complain

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Complain"

We are 10/10 complainers

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Our sense of entitlement is shocking, which has got 1000 times worse since covid, we throw away people like dropping litter...its a dog eat dog world out there "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Breathe.

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The way we breathe here is particularly annoying tbf

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Move to other countries and then whine about how everything is better "back home"."

We are especially good at moaning. I almost get a kick out of it

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By *edGrayCouple
over a year ago

Swindon

Sit in the midday sun...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What do us Brits do that probably pisses everyone off?

I’ll go first- start fights abroad.

We make amazing music!"

Everyone else is so jel

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Drinking far too much while in the sun. While I avoid the usual tourist places I have seen Brits drinking cans of beer at 9am in the beach and throwing empty cans into the sea

Marc

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

We have you, Mr Pickle

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I saw the thread as something totally different. A bit of taking the mickey of ourselves and certainly not wether this country is where we like to live or a serious critique of its people. Perhaps I hot it wrong. Only the OP can advise "

No you got it right. I think most people got that though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We have you, Mr Pickle "

They’re especially jealous of this fact

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Drinking far too much while in the sun. While I avoid the usual tourist places I have seen Brits drinking cans of beer at 9am in the beach and throwing empty cans into the sea

Marc"

We do drinking so well though.

Better than the Germans claim sunbeds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The need to swear after every second word.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"It's all bullshit.. We are statistically one of the most tolerant countries in the world ..

Yes we have a lot of pissheads but in general despite our many faults it's still one of the best places to live in the world But we definitely get on other people’s nerves

That's just jealousy.. I'd rather live here than almost anywhere on Earth.. Virtually no guns for starters

Have you been to many other countries?

I've done 27 now to date , I think I'd rather live in about 20 of them . Only brexshit made that a little harder...but I do manage 6/8 months a year out of this backward country. "

Yes I have been to plenty of other countries thankyou .. They were lovely

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The need to swear after every second word. "
and adding ing to other swear words to make new ones. I’ve heard the word c**ting used before

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Our annoying habit of forming an orderly queue.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"The need to swear after every second word. and adding ing to other swear words to make new ones. I’ve heard the word c**ting used before "

That's a staple swear word with my in laws.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Our annoying habit of forming an orderly queue."

I enjoy queuing so much I don’t let people in front of me even if they only have one item

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

Fuck all Britain's great big up Britian and Brits

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The need to swear after every second word. and adding ing to other swear words to make new ones. I’ve heard the word c**ting used before

That's a staple swear word with my in laws."

maybe it’s them I heard

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"The whole "Brits abroad" thing in general.. "

It’s horrible, even in Dubai . It’s a very British thing , Irish & Americans love drinking too but are so much more respectful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The need to swear after every second word. and adding ing to other swear words to make new ones. I’ve heard the word c**ting used before "

In Scotland we like to add random words after “ya fucking” to use as insults

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The need to swear after every second word. and adding ing to other swear words to make new ones. I’ve heard the word c**ting used before

In Scotland we like to add random words after “ya fucking” to use as insults "

Ya fucking chair

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The whole "Brits abroad" thing in general..

It’s horrible, even in Dubai . It’s a very British thing , Irish & Americans love drinking too but are so much more respectful."

Respectful… or boring?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tyrone ,Summer get off the fecking pool table ,sit down and eat yer chips you little c@#ts. And stop nickin' yer dads fags or he'll fecking batter yer .

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