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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I live in London but I can't get to sleep because there is an owl hooting and the foxes have started the mating season. Noisy beggars!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I live in London but I can't get to sleep because there is an owl hooting and the foxes have started the mating season. Noisy beggars!"

They sound like someone's killing a cat when they fuck.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I live in London but I can't get to sleep because there is an owl hooting and the foxes have started the mating season. Noisy beggars!

They sound like someone's killing a cat when they fuck.

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It goes on for about a week with the calling. It sounds like I am living in a horror film at the moment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I live in London but I can't get to sleep because there is an owl hooting and the foxes have started the mating season. Noisy beggars!

They sound like someone's killing a cat when they fuck.

It goes on for about a week with the calling. It sounds like I am living in a horror film at the moment."

A bit ago I had to move into my mums house and her garden backs onto some woods. They used to come on the garden and just go at it. If I wasn't an animal lover (not like that!) I've have shot them

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"

A bit ago I had to move into my mums house and her garden backs onto some woods. They used to come on the garden and just go at it. If I wasn't an animal lover (not like that!) I've have shot them"

An ex-neighbour kept getting his son cute little bunny wabbits - they each made such a horrible squeal when the foxes got to them.

They're at it again tonight.

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By *ibertine61Man
over a year ago

hereford

the worst animal mating sound i have ever heard has to be headgehogs . the first time i heard them i thought someone was being raped

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I miss living by Hamstead Heath sometimes. I was there for about 4 months. Owls relax me. Not fucking foxes though, or the neighbours fucking with the windows open. That was rather uncouth :p

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I miss living by Hamstead Heath sometimes. I was there for about 4 months. Owls relax me. Not fucking foxes though, or the neighbours fucking with the windows open. That was rather uncouth :p"

Then I just ain't couth Does that make me noisy wildlife?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I miss living by Hamstead Heath sometimes. I was there for about 4 months. Owls relax me. Not fucking foxes though, or the neighbours fucking with the windows open. That was rather uncouth :p

Then I just ain't couth Does that make me noisy wildlife?"

Depends how wild

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Listening to the news earlier a woman had her ugg boot attacted by a fox think it was near Putney bridge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can just imagine the fox's saying right now its our turn to keep her awake with noisy sex lol.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Can just imagine the fox's saying right now its our turn to keep her awake with noisy sex lol."

I don't kill the little bunny wabbits (although I do eat them ).

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I live in London but I can't get to sleep because there is an owl hooting and the foxes have started the mating season. Noisy beggars!"

It wasn't surreysensual's snow owl perchance was it

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I live in London but I can't get to sleep because there is an owl hooting and the foxes have started the mating season. Noisy beggars!

It wasn't surreysensual's snow owl perchance was it "

I don't know about surreysensual's snow owl. There has been snow and there has been an owl. Whether it's sensual I don't know. It's currently not in Surrey.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

You have a stalking owl, if you can identify it as either a Greater Sooty Owl or a Lesser Sooty Owl, I may be able to help you by tracking down anyone that has a coal fire within hooting distance of your house.

Failing that I suggest you remove the barn from the bottom of your garden.

*courtesy of the useless information department*

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