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Usually good at knowing when someone is flirting with me and I usually don't mind it | |||
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"It's coming up to summer, solar powered libidos are coming back to life. People are happier in general. So... flirting. Are you a flirty person? Do you flirt with intent or just because it makes you (and hopefully the recipient) happy? Are you comfortable with people flirting with you? Able to recognise when they are? " Solar powered libido! I love that, I'm stealing it. I'm very flirty, probably too flirty. And sometimes get myself into trouble when its taken way too seriously. I don't always pick up on when people flirt with me. | |||
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Does that make it flirting because it makes me happy or because it makes someone else happy? | |||
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"…. I'm very flirty, probably too flirty. And sometimes get myself into trouble when it’s taken way too seriously. I don't always pick up on when people flirt with me. " I know someone I’d like to flirt with and hopefully pick up…. | |||
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"I'm only learing how to flirt... "Happy to help you practise/ revise  | |||
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"Forgot to say, I am shit at deciphering if someone flirts with me back, unless I'm overly confident ( usually after a drink or two). Then I can easily spot the signals. But once my ball is rolling, you have no chance to escape "How does the ball get rolling | |||
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"I'm only learing how to flirt...
Happy to help you practise/ revise "Niiiiiice! | |||
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"Forgot to say, I am shit at deciphering if someone flirts with me back, unless I'm overly confident ( usually after a drink or two). Then I can easily spot the signals. But once my ball is rolling, you have no chance to escape "So was I too subtle. Need to do a little willy waving dance? Helicopter? | |||
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"I'm only learing how to flirt...
I can teach you, minimum one hour lesson too "Look at us! Flirting | |||
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"Horndogging!! ^ she likes doggy" Woof. | |||
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"People say I'm a flirt but I am just friendly. I hope those I actually do flirt with know it's sincere.
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"Forgot to say, I am shit at deciphering if someone flirts with me back, unless I'm overly confident ( usually after a drink or two). Then I can easily spot the signals. But once my ball is rolling, you have no chance to escape
How does the ball get rolling
You throw it, I catch it, you throw it, I catch it and so on ....simples " | |||
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"I absolutely hate anyone flirting with me. It makes me uncomfortable and embarrassed. "Try Screwfix, they have an offer on knee pads | |||
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"Forgot to say, I am shit at deciphering if someone flirts with me back, unless I'm overly confident ( usually after a drink or two). Then I can easily spot the signals. But once my ball is rolling, you have no chance to escape
So was I too subtle.
Need to do a little willy waving dance?
Helicopter?
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"I absolutely hate anyone flirting with me. It makes me uncomfortable and embarrassed.
Try Screwfix, they have an offer on knee pads "Does he know? | |||
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"I flirt with everyone. It’s fun. " We've never flirted Pickle.  Gutted, feel like I'm missing out on something now. | |||
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"I'm a massive flirt, probably caused by being a barmaid" Yes! Being a barmaid it becomes almost second nature doesn't it? I think a few years of working in clubs/bars means that I'm occasionally a bit flirty in person now. | |||
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"I flirt with everyone. It’s fun. We've never flirted Pickle. Gutted, feel like I'm missing out on something now."*insert meme Reference some rap Emoji Tryna fuck me? (There we go, Meli - there’s some Pickle flirt for you!) | |||
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So I don't try anymore
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"…. I'm very flirty, probably too flirty. And sometimes get myself into trouble when it’s taken way too seriously. I don't always pick up on when people flirt with me. I know someone I’d like to flirt with and hopefully pick up…. " oh woody would you? | |||
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"Forgot to say, I am shit at deciphering if someone flirts with me back, unless I'm overly confident ( usually after a drink or two). Then I can easily spot the signals. But once my ball is rolling, you have no chance to escape
How does the ball get rolling
You throw it, I catch it, you throw it, I catch it and so on ....simples "Hands have better uses than catching....maybe finger blasting like its 1989 | |||
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"…. I'm very flirty, probably too flirty. And sometimes get myself into trouble when it’s taken way too seriously. I don't always pick up on when people flirt with me. I know someone I’d like to flirt with and hopefully pick up….
oh woody would you? "Yes. And probably twice. | |||
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"I …. Welcome to the unintentional friendzone
J"I call it a friends list. | |||
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"I often can't tell if there's any intention behind someone flirting with me or if it's just general flirting. And sometimes I think I come across like I'm taking the piss when I'm trying to flirt. Welcome to the unintentional friendzone
J"So when you said you wanting to tongue my butt like a yogurt pot you weren't flirting? | |||
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"Forgot to say, I am shit at deciphering if someone flirts with me back, unless I'm overly confident ( usually after a drink or two). Then I can easily spot the signals. But once my ball is rolling, you have no chance to escape
So was I too subtle.
Need to do a little willy waving dance?
Helicopter?
That's not a bad idea Go on"Leaving me on unread doesn't help matters much | |||
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"I often can't tell if there's any intention behind someone flirting with me or if it's just general flirting. And sometimes I think I come across like I'm taking the piss when I'm trying to flirt. Welcome to the unintentional friendzone
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So when you said you wanting to tongue my butt like a yogurt pot you weren't flirting? " Nah, I'd run out of yogurt
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"I'm only learing how to flirt... "Your bum is flirting with me right now Liz  | |||
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"Forgot to say, I am shit at deciphering if someone flirts with me back, unless I'm overly confident ( usually after a drink or two). Then I can easily spot the signals. But once my ball is rolling, you have no chance to escape
How does the ball get rolling
You throw it, I catch it, you throw it, I catch it and so on ....simples
Hands have better uses than catching....maybe finger blasting like its 1989 "I wouldn't have known that. I wasn't born yet | |||
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"Forgot to say, I am shit at deciphering if someone flirts with me back, unless I'm overly confident ( usually after a drink or two). Then I can easily spot the signals. But once my ball is rolling, you have no chance to escape
So was I too subtle.
Need to do a little willy waving dance?
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That's not a bad idea Go on
Leaving me on unread doesn't help matters much "Send me a helicopter willy and I assure you, you get open | |||
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"Me. Flirt. As if sugar tits." Can we revisit this conversation in fifteen years? I'm not used to such flirtiness from you, kind of feels weird. Be more Dennis. | |||
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"People say I'm a flirt but I am just friendly. I hope those I actually do flirt with know it's sincere.
Jo.Xx "Oh know, the conundrum. Friend or flirt, I’m going to say it’s both. You can have incredible sex with a friend right!  x | |||
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"It's coming up to summer, solar powered libidos are coming back to life. People are happier in general. So... flirting. Are you a flirty person? Do you flirt with intent or just because it makes you (and hopefully the recipient) happy? Are you comfortable with people flirting with you? Able to recognise when they are? " I'm shit at flirting, tho people have said otherwise but I didn't realise I was flirt when they said I was so I'm going to say they're wrong. And I am truly shocking when it comes to actually recognising when somebody is flirting with me. | |||
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"It's coming up to summer, solar powered libidos are coming back to life. People are happier in general. So... flirting. Are you a flirty person? Do you flirt with intent or just because it makes you (and hopefully the recipient) happy? Are you comfortable with people flirting with you? Able to recognise when they are? " I love flirting. I both flirt for fun in some situations and flirt with intent. However, I am absolutely useless at reading other people's flirting with intent. In general if I like someone in in person I will just tell them and I like that in return. | |||
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"It's coming up to summer, solar powered libidos are coming back to life. People are happier in general. So... flirting. Are you a flirty person? Do you flirt with intent or just because it makes you (and hopefully the recipient) happy? Are you comfortable with people flirting with you? Able to recognise when they are? I love flirting. I both flirt for fun in some situations and flirt with intent. However, I am absolutely useless at reading other people's flirting with intent. In general if I like someone in in person I will just tell them and I like that in return. " You flirt with meet on another level | |||
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"I often can't tell if there's any intention behind someone flirting with me or if it's just general flirting. And sometimes I think I come across like I'm taking the piss when I'm trying to flirt. Welcome to the unintentional friendzone
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So when you said you wanting to tongue my butt like a yogurt pot you weren't flirting?
Nah, I'd run out of yogurt
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"If I actively try to flirt I'm terrible. I've never been one to be able to approach someone and turn on the charm. But if I'm talking to someone it just happens and I'm half decent at it. Because of this I get called a massive flirt. If only I could do it consciously it would be helpful "Sounds similar too me, I have zero ability to turn it on, it's something that comes if the feeling is there. | |||
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"I’m naturally flirty, after all I am a Gemini "Sheila you little flirt, shack your scratchings | |||
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"I’m naturally flirty, after all I am a Gemini "Me too (we da best) | |||
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"People say I'm a flirt but I am just friendly. I hope those I actually do flirt with know it's sincere.
Jo.Xx
Oh know, the conundrum. Friend or flirt, I’m going to say it’s both.
You can have incredible sex with a friend right!
x"Guilty as charged!
Oh I believe you can Fiddles, D is my best friend and I have no complaints!
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But if I did... it would be both. | |||
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"I flirt with everyone. It’s fun. We've never flirted Pickle. Gutted, feel like I'm missing out on something now."You can get it if you want | |||
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"I flirt with everyone. It’s fun. We've never flirted Pickle. Gutted, feel like I'm missing out on something now.
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Reference some rap
Emoji
Tryna fuck me?
(There we go, Meli - there’s some Pickle flirt for you!) " is this shade idk. But it’s true | |||
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"I'm don't flirt with intent if that makes sense. If I like someone I just tend to chat with them more and take an interest in them and their hobbies etc. So it can be a bit difficult to know the difference between being friendly and flirting with me. Really should up my flirting game " It makes a lot of sense darling Frida. Yeah, when I really like someone I'm more likely to let my dork flag wave. No need to step it up though - you don't need to be a smooth talker so people know you're interested in them. | |||
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"I don’t really like camping. Can we flirt without a tent?" It took me actually asking a friend what you meant to understand this. *groans* and not in the way you're accustomed to hearing from women. | |||
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"I'm more likely to let my dork flag wave." This has just reminded me of a time last summer. A girl's night out and a really cute guy walks past. I smile and he double takes and to my surprise heads back to chat. Less than 5 minutes later things have moved from flirty to an analysis of 90s/00s indie music. Unintentional friendzone .
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"I’m a prolific flirter. But I panic when someone flirts back "would love to flirt with you | |||
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"It's coming up to summer, solar powered libidos are coming back to life. People are happier in general. So... flirting. Are you a flirty person? Do you flirt with intent or just because it makes you (and hopefully the recipient) happy? Are you comfortable with people flirting with you? Able to recognise when they are? " I'm comfortable with people flirting with me, but as soon as I try to flirt back I tend to turn into an awkward mess. God bless the power of the internet, it gives me the chance to pretend that I'm much more smooth than I really am | |||
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"I've definitely gotten better at flirting since I've been on here and have mostly done it in a playful way, but recently I have tried to do it with more intent to those I really fancy and tried to convince myself that if they flirt back and fancy me too, then it's not too forward to hope or ask if it will lead to something more and I'm still hoping it does "Sometimes some people need it spelling out to them lol.. I'm a terrible flirt.. no really I'm bad at it | |||
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"I have forgotten how to flirt, need to practice more "I'll help if you need it? | |||
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shame some on here don't get it! | |||
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"It's coming up to summer, solar powered libidos are coming back to life. People are happier in general. So... flirting. Are you a flirty person? Do you flirt with intent or just because it makes you (and hopefully the recipient) happy? Are you comfortable with people flirting with you? Able to recognise when they are? " I do not have flirt game. And I wouldn't see anyone flirting with me if my life depended on it. | |||
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"It's coming up to summer, solar powered libidos are coming back to life. People are happier in general. So... flirting. Are you a flirty person? Do you flirt with intent or just because it makes you (and hopefully the recipient) happy? Are you comfortable with people flirting with you? Able to recognise when they are? " I love flirting...particularly with pretty ladies with fantastic boobs | |||
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"It's coming up to summer, solar powered libidos are coming back to life. People are happier in general. So... flirting. Are you a flirty person? Do you flirt with intent or just because it makes you (and hopefully the recipient) happy? Are you comfortable with people flirting with you? Able to recognise when they are? I love flirting...particularly with pretty ladies with fantastic boobs " | |||
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"I’m naturally flirty, after all I am a Gemini
Me too (we da best)"‘High five ‘ | |||
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"I usually melt when flirted with! "That's not usually the reaction we want | |||
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"I usually melt when flirted with!
That's not usually the reaction we want "You just make me horny! | |||
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"I usually melt when flirted with!
That's not usually the reaction we want
You just make me horny! "Horn. That's the reaction | |||
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"It took me actually asking a friend what you meant to understand this. *groans* and not in the way you're accustomed to hearing from women." I’m actually flattered that you gave enough of a damn to ask a friend. | |||
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"It's coming up to summer, solar powered libidos are coming back to life. People are happier in general. So... flirting. Are you a flirty person? Do you flirt with intent or just because it makes you (and hopefully the recipient) happy? Are you comfortable with people flirting with you? Able to recognise when they are? " Apparently I’m flirty when I don’t mean to be and I’m oblivious when people are trying to flirt with me | |||
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"I do love a flirt! C says I’m naturally a flirt and never pick up when someone’s flirting with me
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"I'm more likely to let my dork flag wave. This has just reminded me of a time last summer. A girl's night out and a really cute guy walks past. I smile and he double takes and to my surprise heads back to chat. Less than 5 minutes later things have moved from flirty to an analysis of 90s/00s indie music. Unintentional friendzone .
J"Oh J you daft nit. You can do flirty and discuss indie music! Yeah, I know I like someone when I waffle away about dorky subjects happily and without feeling the need to filter. I guess flirting doesn't need to be
Oh you're so pretty hun. I really like the way your pubes accentuate your penis.
You can flirt subtly. The best flirts in my experience are people who can talk to someone easily and naturally and adapt their conversational style to another effortlessly. | |||
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"I'm more likely to let my dork flag wave. This has just reminded me of a time last summer. A girl's night out and a really cute guy walks past. I smile and he double takes and to my surprise heads back to chat. Less than 5 minutes later things have moved from flirty to an analysis of 90s/00s indie music. Unintentional friendzone .
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Oh J you daft nit.
You can do flirty and discuss indie music! Yeah, I know I like someone when I waffle away about dorky subjects happily and without feeling the need to filter. I guess flirting doesn't need to be
Oh you're so pretty hun. I really like the way your pubes accentuate your penis.
You can flirt subtly. The best flirts in my experience are people who can talk to someone easily and naturally and adapt their conversational style to another effortlessly."*crosses "Oh you're so pretty hun. I really like the way your pubes accentuate your penis." out of flirting notebook*
I just used this line on B. He is so confused right now. I think I need to work on the delivery...
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"Yeah, I know I like someone when I waffle away about dorky subjects happily and without feeling the need to filter. I guess flirting doesn't need to be Oh you're so pretty hun. I really like the way your pubes accentuate your penis.
You can flirt subtly. The best flirts in my experience are people who can talk to someone easily and naturally and adapt their conversational style to another effortlessly.
*crosses "Oh you're so pretty hun. I really like the way your pubes accentuate your penis." out of flirting notebook*
I just used this line on B. He is so confused right now. I think I need to work on the delivery...
J"Hmmm. It's definitely the delivery that needs work, not what you're saying. Let me give it a try - I'm going to send it to three friends and let you know how I get on. We'll get you flirting in no time J. | |||
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"Yeah, I know I like someone when I waffle away about dorky subjects happily and without feeling the need to filter. I guess flirting doesn't need to be Oh you're so pretty hun. I really like the way your pubes accentuate your penis.
You can flirt subtly. The best flirts in my experience are people who can talk to someone easily and naturally and adapt their conversational style to another effortlessly.
*crosses "Oh you're so pretty hun. I really like the way your pubes accentuate your penis." out of flirting notebook*
I just used this line on B. He is so confused right now. I think I need to work on the delivery...
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Hmmm. It's definitely the delivery that needs work, not what you're saying. Let me give it a try - I'm going to send it to three friends and let you know how I get on. We'll get you flirting in no time J. "Does it need to be sent rather than spoken? That's where I went wrong. I will get my best coloured felt tips and Moomin notepaper and write it down for B. He will be unable to resist 
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"I guess flirting doesn't need to be Oh you're so pretty hun. I really like the way your pubes accentuate your penis.
You can flirt subtly. The best flirts in my experience are people who can talk to someone easily and naturally and adapt their conversational style to another effortlessly.
*crosses "Oh you're so pretty hun. I really like the way your pubes accentuate your penis." out of flirting notebook*
I just used this line on B. He is so confused right now. I think I need to work on the delivery...
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Hmmm. It's definitely the delivery that needs work, not what you're saying. Let me give it a try - I'm going to send it to three friends and let you know how I get on. We'll get you flirting in no time J.
Does it need to be sent rather than spoken? That's where I went wrong. I will get my best coloured felt tips and Moomin notepaper and write it down for B. He will be unable to resist
J"So an important update. I thought for a good sample I'd send it to those I've had sex with, those I haven't yet and those who are friends. "Wha?" "I really like the way your pubes accentuate your *redacted*" "Is it tequila o cock already Meli?" (Yes that's my favourite response) "I'm going to spank that cheekiness out of you" "You're weird. I like it" So in terms of flirty lines, it's not a bad one. Get those felt tips out, make it real pretty and Beef will be aching to show you his magnificent manhood. | |||
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"*crosses "Oh you're so pretty hun. I really like the way your pubes accentuate your penis." out of flirting notebook*
I just used this line on B. He is so confused right now. I think I need to work on the delivery...
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Hmmm. It's definitely the delivery that needs work, not what you're saying. Let me give it a try - I'm going to send it to three friends and let you know how I get on. We'll get you flirting in no time J.
Does it need to be sent rather than spoken? That's where I went wrong. I will get my best coloured felt tips and Moomin notepaper and write it down for B. He will be unable to resist
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So an important update. I thought for a good sample I'd send it to those I've had sex with, those I haven't yet and those who are friends.
"Wha?"
"I really like the way your pubes accentuate your *redacted*"
"Is it tequila o cock already Meli?"
(Yes that's my favourite response)
"I'm going to spank that cheekiness out of you"
"You're weird. I like it"
So in terms of flirty lines, it's not a bad one. Get those felt tips out, make it real pretty and Beef will be aching to show you his magnificent manhood."I love that you actually did it! Maybe it's the sender rather than the line that has the flirt power. I will try "I am aching for you to show me your magnificent manhood" next. For research purposes. J | |||
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"I love that you actually did it! Maybe it's the sender rather than the line that has the flirt power. I will try "I am aching for you to show me your magnificent manhood" next. For research purposes. J" Ha, it's what happens when you're full of energy but stuck staring at a screen and not doing what you want to be. :D Aching is such a classy word. Conjures up such delightful imagery of you not being complete without his manhood. Do it. And report back, because if I'm going to follow you around the fora on various threads, I need the results. | |||
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"I will try "I am aching for you to show me your magnificent manhood" next. For research purposes. J Aching is such a classy word. Conjures up such delightful imagery of you not being complete without his manhood. Do it. And report back, because if I'm going to follow you around the fora on various threads, I need the results. "Reporting back. It works. Very, very well. Message sent via telegram with near instant reply of "on my way". And he was. And then things happened and they were good. So, so good. I am still twitching with aftershocks. Not sure how well it would work as a fab message though. And not quite brave enough to try. J | |||
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"I'm only learing how to flirt... "With a body like that you don’t have to learn a thing lol | |||
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"I sent it in a fab message. I'm not sure it was taken seriously
J"Because this is a thing now. A thing we do. I'll show you the replies in a couple of days. But I sent "I am aching for you to show me your magnificent manhood" to a person whose manhood I've not seen. Erm how the fuck does that line work? I got told it was mine at my earliest convenience. I could be a proper good time girl if I wanted to be. | |||
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"Rarely have I been so depressed at reading a thread. Is there a Flirt School I can sign up to? " Ha! If only it was that easy, I'd sign up in a heartbeat. I don't think I'm very flirty generally and when I am it's kind of not? If that makes sense. Just be you, you don't need to be a smooth operator. | |||
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"It's coming up to summer, solar powered libidos are coming back to life. People are happier in general. So... flirting. Are you a flirty person? Do you flirt with intent or just because it makes you (and hopefully the recipient) happy? Are you comfortable with people flirting with you? Able to recognise when they are? " I'm just a natural flirt. Even in a bad mood, I have been known to flirt massively. C | |||
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"Rarely have I been so depressed at reading a thread. Is there a Flirt School I can sign up to? Ha! If only it was that easy, I'd sign up in a heartbeat. I don't think I'm very flirty generally and when I am it's kind of not? If that makes sense. Just be you, you don't need to be a smooth operator." Big Daddy Kane would respectfully disagree, Meli | |||
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"I'm a massive flirt, probably caused by being a barmaid" Hopefully get to visit your pub sometime xx | |||
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"Rarely have I been so depressed at reading a thread. Is there a Flirt School I can sign up to? Ha! If only it was that easy, I'd sign up in a heartbeat. I don't think I'm very flirty generally and when I am it's kind of not? If that makes sense. Just be you, you don't need to be a smooth operator." Flirting doesn't translate well in the written word. When I'm really attracted to someone in the real world I'm clumsy AF with what I say. Do you think semaphore could work? | |||
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"Rarely have I been so depressed at reading a thread. Is there a Flirt School I can sign up to? Ha! If only it was that easy, I'd sign up in a heartbeat. I don't think I'm very flirty generally and when I am it's kind of not? If that makes sense. Just be you, you don't need to be a smooth operator. Big Daddy Kane would respectfully disagree, Meli" Well who am I to argue with someone with Big Daddy in their name? I'd redact it if I could. | |||
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"Rarely have I been so depressed at reading a thread. Is there a Flirt School I can sign up to? Ha! If only it was that easy, I'd sign up in a heartbeat. I don't think I'm very flirty generally and when I am it's kind of not? If that makes sense. Just be you, you don't need to be a smooth operator. Big Daddy Kane would respectfully disagree, Meli Well who am I to argue with someone with Big Daddy in their name? I'd redact it if I could." I had a feeling you might go there | |||
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