FabSwingers.com forum: What would you do?

By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

If you're locked in a room with a table and a hungry vampire, what would you do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd eat the vampire.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I'd eat the vampire.

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I didnt say it was a lady vampire ya dirty bugger!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turn the table upside down then wham! Impaled vampire

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Turn the table upside down then wham! Impaled vampire"
Noooooooooooooooooooooo you cant do that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

unlock the door and leave?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just let him suck me that is what they do, right?

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"just let him suck me that is what they do, right?"
They suck blood yes......thats what you mean?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd eat the vampire.

I didnt say it was a lady vampire ya dirty bugger!

Eh???

I was thinking in the line of I'll eat HIM before I become his dinner!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pull off the table leg and knock his/her pointy teeth out.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I'd eat the vampire.

I didnt say it was a lady vampire ya dirty bugger!

Eh???

I was thinking in the line of I'll eat HIM before I become his dinner!

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I wasnt!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd eat the vampire.

I didnt say it was a lady vampire ya dirty bugger!

Eh???

I was thinking in the line of I'll eat HIM before I become his dinner!

I wasnt!

Who has a filthy mind? Not me!

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By *anSusieCouple
over a year ago

Midlothian

If its a very sexy looking vampire:he can have a little bit of my blood(not enough to turn me into 1)and than shag me till the sun rises

(susie)

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I'd eat the vampire.

I didnt say it was a lady vampire ya dirty bugger!

Eh???

I was thinking in the line of I'll eat HIM before I become his dinner!

I wasnt!

Who has a filthy mind? Not me!

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Anything goes as soon as vampires are in the equation Pearl

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By *lackboaWoman
over a year ago

greenock

if the vampire was HOT......give in gracefully........

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"If its a very sexy looking vampire:he can have a little bit of my blood(not enough to turn me into 1)and than shag me till the sun rises

(susie)"
I like your thinking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck the vampire till I was sore....

Sore the table in half....

Two halves make a whole...

Climb through the whole and escape.....

Shout until I was hoarse.....

Jump on the hoarse, and ride away....

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Fuck the vampire till I was sore....

Sore the table in half....

Two halves make a whole...

Climb through the whole and escape.....

Shout until I was hoarse.....

Jump on the hoarse, and ride away....

"
Would a vampires hole be that big?

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Teach the fucker how to really suck...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let him bite me.. Such a turn on

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By *amieandjulieCouple
over a year ago

Liverpool

If it's a him, let him suck my clit till dawn, then walk like john Wayne to safety

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Teach the fucker how to really suck..."

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck the vampire till I was sore....

Sore the table in half....

Two halves make a whole...

Climb through the whole and escape.....

Shout until I was hoarse.....

Jump on the hoarse, and ride away....

Would a vampires hole be that big?

Would be when I'd finished with her....

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Fuck the vampire till I was sore....

Sore the table in half....

Two halves make a whole...

Climb through the whole and escape.....

Shout until I was hoarse.....

Jump on the hoarse, and ride away....

Would a vampires hole be that big?

Would be when I'd finished with her....

"
You would be cockless....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck the vampire till I was sore....

Sore the table in half....

Two halves make a whole...

Climb through the whole and escape.....

Shout until I was hoarse.....

Jump on the hoarse, and ride away....

Would a vampires hole be that big?

Would be when I'd finished with her....

You would be cockless....

Cockless and muscless... But alive alive oh..!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck the vampire till I was sore....

Sore the table in half....

Two halves make a whole...

Climb through the whole and escape.....

Shout until I was hoarse.....

Jump on the hoarse, and ride away....

Would a vampires hole be that big?

Would be when I'd finished with her....

You would be cockless....

Cockless and muscless... But alive alive oh..!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you're locked in a room with a table and a hungry vampire, what would you do?

Well i wouldnt be screaming to get out very quickly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd eat the vampire.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I would hop on the table, start tap dancing and sing - Bring me sunshine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably not so realistically but if it was a female vampire; throw her on the table and impale her with my dick.

If it was a guy vampire though, if the table was too heavy to flip and impale him on a leg (because we all know table legs are ready sharpened for that kind of thing) I'd run in circles around the table.

If I didn't:

Use the table to ram him through the door, smashing it into shards and then using one of the shards to stake fuck him to death!

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

if we are talking damon salvator (vampire diaries ) or eric (true blood)...hopefully both ..then id do anything they damn well wanted

.then cosy up exhausted to sleep the day away ...bliss lol !

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"if we are talking damon salvator (vampire diaries ) or eric (true blood)...hopefully both ..then id do anything they damn well wanted

.then cosy up exhausted to sleep the day away ...bliss lol ! "
Alexander isnt in the scenario, i have him locked in my basement.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Lay down on the table, pull my hair back and turn my head to expose my neck. I love my neck to be nibbled.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck the vampire till I was sore....

Sore the table in half....

Two halves make a whole...

Climb through the whole and escape.....

Shout until I was hoarse.....

Jump on the hoarse, and ride away....

"
I saw that on Penn and Teller!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"just let him suck me that is what they do, right?They suck blood yes......thats what you mean?

oh right. hhmm, i'd whip out the cross on my neck and watch him melt.

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