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By *red and Wilma 75 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

When touching a lady’s fairy for the first time I always compre it to driving a new car.

As in it does all the same things as the old one but all the buttons are in different places.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fairy..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swiss Toni?

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove


"Fairy.. "

It was a common term used when I was younger. Fairy and tuppence.

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By *ittyandtheboyCouple
over a year ago

Behind the bike shed!


"Fairy..

It was a common term used when I was younger. Fairy and tuppence."

Yea, by old people.

Just say vulva

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When touching a lady’s fairy for the first time I always compre it to driving a new car.

As in it does all the same things as the old one but all the buttons are in different places. "

It’s been a long time since I heard it called that

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By *omtom7Man
over a year ago

Tralee

I guess coz it was hairy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fairy..

It was a common term used when I was younger. Fairy and tuppence.

Yea, by old people.

Just say vulva"

This!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Her fairy

It is probably wrong but it's cute!

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove


"Fairy..

It was a common term used when I was younger. Fairy and tuppence.

Yea, by old people.

Just say vulva"

I don't think many women of my parents age knew what a vulva was.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When touching a lady’s fairy for the first time I always compre it to driving a new car.

As in it does all the same things as the old one but all the buttons are in different places. "

Ignore them OP call it what you like, you certainly seem respectful x I’ve always wondered that…not had my bi-curious awakening yet x How similar/or not women are to touch and turn on x

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Fairy..

It was a common term used when I was younger. Fairy and tuppence.

Yea, by old people.

Just say vulva"

No. Let language live on.

Fairy is great. I'm not sure how well fuck my fairy will go down tonight but I'm using it.

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

...wait how many buttons are there now, are they like phone upgrages where it takes a week to learn how to screenshot again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Laying a carpet, is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You check the dimensions, lay her out on the floor, pin her down, walk all over her. If you're adventurous - like me - you might like to try an underlay.

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By *d4funtimesMan
over a year ago

Cambridge


"Fairy..

It was a common term used when I was younger. Fairy and tuppence.

Yea, by old people.

Just say vulva

No. Let language live on.

Fairy is great. I'm not sure how well fuck my fairy will go down tonight but I'm using it."

Love fairies, bring all my wishes

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By *aggonerMan
over a year ago

for a penny

In my limited experience all females parts are in the same place. That’s often how you know they are female.

I’m glad to report that no lady I have encountered at close quarters has that new car smell.

It may be that we have much to learn from you.

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove


"Laying a carpet, is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You check the dimensions, lay her out on the floor, pin her down, walk all over her. If you're adventurous - like me - you might like to try an underlay."

Thankfully I have not experienced that technique.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Her dishes are ultra clean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In my limited experience all females parts are in the same place. That’s often how you know they are female.

I’m glad to report that no lady I have encountered at close quarters has that new car smell.

It may be that we have much to learn from you. "

Lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fairy..

It was a common term used when I was younger. Fairy and tuppence.

Yea, by old people.

Just say vulva

No. Let language live on.

Fairy is great. I'm not sure how well fuck my fairy will go down tonight but I'm using it."

Now hands that do dishes can feel soft as your face, with Meli's fairy liquid.

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Perfect attitude OP

So many people treat new fairy's like previous fairies, forgetting that we are ALL different

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First be human.

View other's as a person just like you wish and want to be percived.

Eye contact,verbal communication. Dialogue,likes,dislikes,build repore. A connection mentaly. And Physically.

Let the rest flow naturally. Expand and create tension,heat,passion.

Much is missing from keyboard tapping!!

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By *ausage1970Man
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Fairy..

It was a common term used when I was younger. Fairy and tuppence."

I used to give a tuppence for a fairy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When touching a lady’s fairy for the first time I always compre it to driving a new car.

As in it does all the same things as the old one but all the buttons are in different places. "

The buttons are in the " mind " the - buttton is in the same place,the gas pedal,and brake pedal.

The driver has no experience in how to drive this so called new car.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Is it an easier ride if the fairy is automatic ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Perfect attitude OP

So many people treat new fairy's like previous fairies, forgetting that we are ALL different "

Human firstly. Fairy and alladin follow after.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"

Human firstly. Fairy and alladin follow after. "

Have you rubbed Aladin's lamp ?

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

thought vulva was a car,,, also wasnt it called mary old days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it an easier ride if the fairy is automatic ?"

Electric powered. Solar maybe??

Is yours rigged up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Human firstly. Fairy and alladin follow after.

Have you rubbed Aladin's lamp ?"

Runned the frigging crome on my car bumper yeah! No genie appeared?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Fairy..

It was a common term used when I was younger. Fairy and tuppence.

Yea, by old people.

Just say vulva

No. Let language live on.

Fairy is great. I'm not sure how well fuck my fairy will go down tonight but I'm using it.

Now hands that do dishes can feel soft as your face, with Meli's fairy liquid."

Brilliant. I've missed this level of wit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"First be human.

View other's as a person just like you wish and want to be percived.

Eye contact,verbal communication. Dialogue,likes,dislikes,build repore. A connection mentaly. And Physically.

Let the rest flow naturally. Expand and create tension,heat,passion.

Much is missing from keyboard tapping!! "

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"Laying a carpet, is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You check the dimensions, lay her out on the floor, pin her down, walk all over her. If you're adventurous - like me - you might like to try an underlay.

Thankfully I have not experienced that technique."

It's there for the taking if you ever wish to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Human firstly. Fairy and alladin follow after.

Have you rubbed Aladin's lamp ?"

Are you getting Genies and Fairies mixed up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m off to the thread about sex with someone old…..

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By *.L.0460.Woman
over a year ago

Bognor Regis

Fairy????

I just threw up in my mouth a little

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Fairy though....

Everyone is different, it's learning what that person likes but you have to start somewhere and read their bodies and responses.

Mrs

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple
over a year ago

Coventry

What we love about the lifestyle is we get have the one we love but also get to enjoy the variety of others sexually. It feels such a shame that many people in relationships don't get the thrill and excitement of sharing a first kiss, undressing someone for the first time or experiencing sex with someone different again. We get to have all the best things with the one we love and more.

We call this Mr Misfits all you can eat buffet theory. Mr Misfit loved crispy duck Pancakes. They're his favourite, was he desires far about all else and what he wants over and over again. Mrs Misfit and what we have is the crispy duck Pancakes. However on a buffet you also have lots of lovely things and maybe new things to try. However much crispy duck Pancakes are by far the best wouldn't it be so sad if you went to a buffet and were not allowed to taste all the other lovely things on offer as well?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Fairy..

It was a common term used when I was younger. Fairy and tuppence.

Yea, by old people.

Just say vulva"

I'm not a fan of medical terms for genitals, unless I'm speaking to a medical person.

I like fairy

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove


"thought vulva was a car,,, also wasnt it called mary old days"

Yes, Mary was another old fashioned term

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Fairy..

It was a common term used when I was younger. Fairy and tuppence.

Yea, by old people.

Just say vulva

No. Let language live on.

Fairy is great. I'm not sure how well fuck my fairy will go down tonight but I'm using it."

I don't know if I could say stroke my vulva please.

I'm leaning towards give my hairy fairy a little stroke please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Human firstly. Fairy and alladin follow after.

Have you rubbed Aladin's lamp ?

Are you getting Genies and Fairies mixed up?"

Correction!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great analogy op!

I’ve never had my fairy compared to a car before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When touching a lady’s fairy for the first time I always compre it to driving a new car.

As in it does all the same things as the old one but all the buttons are in different places. "

Sometimes it’s like driving a clapped out old banger

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales


"Fairy..

It was a common term used when I was younger. Fairy and tuppence.

Yea, by old people.

Just say vulva

I don't think many women of my parents age knew what a vulva was."

Probably think they misheard and they were on about a Volvo.

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By *red and Wilma 75 OP   Couple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

So it would seem I’ve decided opinions with the use of the word “fairy”

Where do we all stand on the term “lillypad”???

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire


"So it would seem I’ve decided opinions with the use of the word “fairy”

Where do we all stand on the term “lillypad”???"

I tried but now I have wet feet.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I don’t really like correct terminology when describing sexual body parts. Kills the vibe a bit.

“Touch my clitoris Steve, yeahhhhh just like that. Peel aside my clitoral hood baby!!!!”

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove


"So it would seem I’ve decided opinions with the use of the word “fairy”

Where do we all stand on the term “lillypad”???"

Never heard that one.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Fairy isn’t a term I’d use but it’s perfectly acceptable

Now grant all my wishes please

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire


"I don’t really like correct terminology when describing sexual body parts. Kills the vibe a bit.

“Touch my clitoris Steve, yeahhhhh just like that. Peel aside my clitoral hood baby!!!!”

"

Fuck.

I’m so orny now baby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Terminology aside, and I don’t mind the fairy……I enjoy the voyage of discovery that is sex with a new person.

The build up, the sexual tension beforehand, the nervous excitement.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When touching a lady’s fairy for the first time I always compre it to driving a new car.

As in it does all the same things as the old one but all the buttons are in different places.

Sometimes it’s like driving a clapped out old banger "

body count is real.

Many wont know info DNA Date is passed around willy nilly lol.

If only is was

DVLA related.

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By *aggonerMan
over a year ago

for a penny


"Fairy..

It was a common term used when I was younger. Fairy and tuppence.

Yea, by old people.

Just say vulva

I'm not a fan of medical terms for genitals, unless I'm speaking to a medical person.

I like fairy "

I think it might be off-putting to hear her, in the throes of passion scream “ Yes! Penetrate my vulva! I may soon climax!”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If someone started to tell me all the things they wanted to do to my "Fairy", I'd honestly loose the plot laughing!

And since when have people's "buttons" been in different places?

Old or new models

I'm confused, everyone I've seen have them in all the same places

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"Fairy..

It was a common term used when I was younger. Fairy and tuppence.

Yea, by old people.

Just say vulva

No. Let language live on.

Fairy is great. I'm not sure how well fuck my fairy will go down tonight but I'm using it."

Fertile fairly is better

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane


"Her fairy

It is probably wrong but it's cute! "

Yeah...I was thinking the same

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By *d4funtimesMan
over a year ago

Cambridge


"Her fairy

It is probably wrong but it's cute!

Yeah...I was thinking the same "

It feels good to be in the wrong, well bad, .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think most men compare it to a CPR class considering their technique.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

These comments are gold...

But now I must incorporate more Swiss Tony into my repertoire.

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area


"Fairy.. "

Maybe it's rhyming slang? Fairy hat... Or maybe not

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By *.L.0460.Woman
over a year ago

Bognor Regis

Literally the only time I hear it called a fairy is when I see groups of predator hunters confront gr00mers with their chat logs...they use it often

I personally would retire that nickname!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meeting some new tonight, first time in quite some time

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By *ornywelsh2sumCouple
over a year ago

Neath valley.


"I guess coz it was hairy "

Yes that would be called a hairy mary

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By *ornywelsh2sumCouple
over a year ago

Neath valley.


"Fairy..

It was a common term used when I was younger. Fairy and tuppence.

Yea, by old people.

Just say vulva

I'm not a fan of medical terms for genitals, unless I'm speaking to a medical person.

I like fairy

I think it might be off-putting to hear her, in the throes of passion scream “ Yes! Penetrate my vulva! I may soon climax!” "

And her screaming yes! Penetrate my fairy" is better

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By *r Bee 21Man
over a year ago

Warwick


"When touching a lady’s fairy for the first time I always compre it to driving a new car.

As in it does all the same things as the old one but all the buttons are in different places. "

I hear you. Sometimes the buttons are different sizes I find aswell. Some are bigger clits than others sure you could work out what I'm trying to say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Swiss Toni?"

ROFL!

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By *onkeydance300Man
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Swiss Toni?"

I actually read the OP in his voice

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Is this like when you squeeze a girls boobs to see if they go honk honk honk

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Give me a grumpy growler any time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fairy....its true, they are magical.

I'm calling my foof, fairy from now on

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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago

london stratford

Fairy

punani

vag

flange

pussy

foo foo

and

Cunt.

we buy any car

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands


"Swiss Toni?

I actually read the OP in his voice "

Me too!!

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip


"When touching a lady’s fairy for the first time I always compre it to driving a new car.

As in it does all the same things as the old one but all the buttons are in different places. "

I now have an image of undressing a lady and finding Mavis Cruet hidden away under there.

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