FabSwingers.com forum: Hidden Talents

By *ranimallxl5 OP Man
over a year ago

Winchester

What are your hidden talents?

I can run on all fours really fast - very useful

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Useful for what ?

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By *ranimallxl5 OP Man
over a year ago

Winchester

"Useful for what ?"
when there is a house fire I can run through the dog flap..I was being sarcastic

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By *hrisukbishareCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

My tongue I think

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By *idlandiaMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

I can open door handles with my bum cheek, useful when hands are full

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I can crawl into the dog flap and wait for someone to lick my bum before insering a door handle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd prefer to keep them hidden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can dangle off a chair and make it look a little bit elegant sometimes

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By *aggonerMan
over a year ago

for a penny

They’re hidden! I don’t know!

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South

"What are your hidden talents?

I can run on all fours really fast - very useful "

Then you could change your username to Manimal!

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

I can do a very realistic dog bark. Makes for some great entertainment at work by grabbing the back of a colleagues leg and doing it

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

I can suck my own cock and I can do commando rolls at full speed with a blindfold

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

I can tuck my tits into my trouser pockets.

The fact that I have pockets is the real boast..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can tuck my tits into my trouser pockets.

The fact that I have pockets is the real boast..

I don't believe you! Will need to see a photograph as evidence!

I can burp the alphabet.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I can drink a 14oz mocha before it gets cold

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can do a very realistic dog bark. Makes for some great entertainment at work by grabbing the back of a colleagues leg and doing it "

You'd be flying across the room if you did that to me...

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"I can do a very realistic dog bark. Makes for some great entertainment at work by grabbing the back of a colleagues leg and doing it

You'd be flying across the room if you did that to me...

You’d have to catch me

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

I can do a job perfectly and it'll still look reasonably shit when finished

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By *hrisukbishareCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I can suck my own cock and I can do commando rolls at full speed with a blindfold "

Joyful secret

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

I can wiggle my vocal cords and make a chirruping sound like a bird.

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By *anderingArtistMan
over a year ago

an abstract world

Go on then, I'll get the obvious one out of the way

*clears throat*

I can breathe through my ears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can whistle like a budgie and can hold in a plank position for over a minute and half.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Accents.

Far too many accents.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Accents.

Far too many accents."

Yeah, why are you so good at them? Genuinely thought you'd be a bit meh, pleasantly surprised.

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By *ranimallxl5 OP Man
over a year ago

Winchester

"I can tuck my tits into my trouser pockets.

The fact that I have pockets is the real boast..

Amazing ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can break a swan's wing with my nose.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hide my talent in my pants.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

I don't have one

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Pretty ok at Excel

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
over a year ago

London

God knows, I've picked up so many odd skills over the years I forget about them until someone mentions it.

I know how to dye hair properly with sections and foil and all that.

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By *aggonerMan
over a year ago

for a penny

"I can suck my own cock and I can do commando rolls at full speed with a blindfold "

You must concentrate on doing them simultaneously.

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