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By *ixed Mister OP Man
over a year ago

London

Carrying me to the shower? ive laid on the sofa and am now finding it difficult to get my arse back up and in gear!

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

I don’t fancy carrying you, but I’ll go in ahead and join you for one. I’ll run the water till it gets warm, meet you there in five?

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By *ixed Mister OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I don’t fancy carrying you, but I’ll go in ahead and join you for one. I’ll run the water till it gets warm, meet you there in five?

That sounds like the exact type of motivation I need.... see you there!!

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

Thread closed! Cant follow that!

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By *ixed Mister OP Man
over a year ago

London

If only life was always (actually) that easy

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

Carry you?

If I tried that your legs would still be able to touch the floor.....

I'll whoop your arse all the way to the shower , that'll work!

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

"If only life was always (actually) that easy

Ok, I would say, After you have showered, I would give you an oily massage

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I'll pull you there by your penis

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By *ixed Mister OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Carry you?

If I tried that your legs would still be able to touch the floor.....

I'll whoop your arse all the way to the shower , that'll work!

I'm sure you could managed a firepersons carry!

That actually might work as well, let's give it ago!

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

I'll tickle you until you move

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By *ixed Mister OP Man
over a year ago

London

"If only life was always (actually) that easy

Ok, I would say, After you have showered, I would give you an oily massage

Now that's an intriguing offer

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By *ixed Mister OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I'll pull you there by your penis

What part of you has hold of said penis?

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By *ixed Mister OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I'll tickle you until you move

FYI, any tickles lead to retaliation

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"I'll tickle you until you move

FYI, any tickles lead to retaliation "

I'm not ticklish - what you going to do now

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I'll pull you there by your penis

What part of you has hold of said penis? "

I think it's a manoeuvre I can only do by using my hand.

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By *hisStagsVixenCouple
over a year ago

peterborough

"Carrying me to the shower? ive laid on the sofa and am now finding it difficult to get my arse back up and in gear! "

sounds Like your gear stick might be a little stiff. I’m sure I can help with that

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By *ixed Mister OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I'll tickle you until you move

FYI, any tickles lead to retaliation

I'm not ticklish - what you going to do now

Ermmmmm.... can I get back to you on that one?

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By *ixed Mister OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I'll pull you there by your penis

What part of you has hold of said penis?

I think it's a manoeuvre I can only do by using my hand.

I belive that will work

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By *ixed Mister OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Carrying me to the shower? ive laid on the sofa and am now finding it difficult to get my arse back up and in gear!

sounds Like your gear stick might be a little stiff. I’m sure I can help with that

Ooo interesting, i think you should whisper to me all the helpful suggestions

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Nope Am tipsy. Will drop you. See you there.

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By *hisStagsVixenCouple
over a year ago

peterborough

"Carrying me to the shower? ive laid on the sofa and am now finding it difficult to get my arse back up and in gear!

sounds Like your gear stick might be a little stiff. I’m sure I can help with that

Ooo interesting, i think you should whisper to me all the helpful suggestions

Probably just needs a some lubrication and then sliding into position…?

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Sorry but im injured lifting things will fuck up my recovery

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By *ixed Mister OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Carrying me to the shower? ive laid on the sofa and am now finding it difficult to get my arse back up and in gear!

sounds Like your gear stick might be a little stiff. I’m sure I can help with that

Ooo interesting, i think you should whisper to me all the helpful suggestions

Probably just needs a some lubrication and then sliding into position…?"

Sounds like a solid solution

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By *ixed Mister OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Nope Am tipsy. Will drop you. See you there.

Jx"

2 tipsy people in the shower sounds fun! shall we have a bath instead to we can keep drinking?

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"I'll tickle you until you move

FYI, any tickles lead to retaliation

I'm not ticklish - what you going to do now

Ermmmmm.... can I get back to you on that one?

Waiting patiently....

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By *hisStagsVixenCouple
over a year ago

peterborough

"Carrying me to the shower? ive laid on the sofa and am now finding it difficult to get my arse back up and in gear!

sounds Like your gear stick might be a little stiff. I’m sure I can help with that

Ooo interesting, i think you should whisper to me all the helpful suggestions

Probably just needs a some lubrication and then sliding into position…?

Sounds like a solid solution

Oh I do love a solid solution

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope but I can lend you a peg for your nose

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Nope Am tipsy. Will drop you. See you there.

2 tipsy people in the shower sounds fun! shall we have a bath instead to we can keep drinking?"

Nope my still sober enough to realise we might drown so we're heading straight to bed!

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Nope Am tipsy. Will drop you. See you there.

2 tipsy people in the shower sounds fun! shall we have a bath instead to we can keep drinking?

Nope my still sober enough to realise we might drown so we're heading straight to bed!

Haha sober Julie would be ashamed of her typos!! I like tipsy julie

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

I couldn't possibly carry you!

But I'll go jump in and warm it up for you. Can I borrow your shower gel?

Jo.Xx

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Nope Am tipsy. Will drop you. See you there.

2 tipsy people in the shower sounds fun! shall we have a bath instead to we can keep drinking?

Nope my still sober enough to realise we might drown so we're heading straight to bed!

Haha sober Julie would be ashamed of her typos!! I like tipsy julie

This thread will be gone by the morning.

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

I've just took my heels off after a night of dancing it's me that needs carrying and a scrub down

Tinder x

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By *ixed Mister OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Nope Am tipsy. Will drop you. See you there.

2 tipsy people in the shower sounds fun! shall we have a bath instead to we can keep drinking?

Nope my still sober enough to realise we might drown so we're heading straight to bed!

Let's do that then, I'll carry you instead

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By *ixed Mister OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Carrying me to the shower? ive laid on the sofa and am now finding it difficult to get my arse back up and in gear!

sounds Like your gear stick might be a little stiff. I’m sure I can help with that

Ooo interesting, i think you should whisper to me all the helpful suggestions

Probably just needs a some lubrication and then sliding into position…?

Sounds like a solid solution

Oh I do love a solid solution

Perfect

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By *ixed Mister OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I couldn't possibly carry you!

But I'll go jump in and warm it up for you. Can I borrow your shower gel?

Jo.Xx "

Do you want me to soap you up?

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"I couldn't possibly carry you!

But I'll go jump in and warm it up for you. Can I borrow your shower gel?

Jo.Xx

Do you want me to soap you up? "

Well if you're still offering!

Can you start on my neck please?

Jo.Xx

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Did you have a headache MM? I managed to dodge one

And Felix, I'm not loving the typos but it is what it is

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Did you have a headache MM? I managed to dodge one

And Felix, I'm not loving the typos but it is what it is

Oh, I’d forgotten all about this!!! Haha I did chuckle to myself. Glad you dodged the hangover and it sounds like you had fun yesterday

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By *ixed Mister OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Did you have a headache MM? I managed to dodge one

And Felix, I'm not loving the typos but it is what it is

I escaped as well, but I had only had a few. So in a jolly slightly tipsy mood, couldn't face another headache after the 1 I had Saturday.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Did you have a headache MM? I managed to dodge one

And Felix, I'm not loving the typos but it is what it is

Oh, I’d forgotten all about this!!! Haha I did chuckle to myself. Glad you dodged the hangover and it sounds like you had fun yesterday

It was a really fun day

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Did you have a headache MM? I managed to dodge one

And Felix, I'm not loving the typos but it is what it is

I escaped as well, but I had only had a few. So in a jolly slightly tipsy mood, couldn't face another headache after the 1 I had Saturday. "

I had festival beer so probably not very strong but enough that it was a lucky escape

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