FabSwingers.com forum: What routine task can't you stand doing

By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

For me shaving . Afternoon all .

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

I get all hot and bothered with ironing. Bleughh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I get all hot and bothered with ironing. Bleughh. "

I love ironing

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By *inAndTonic21Couple
over a year ago

Merseyside

Ironing kills my soul

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Laundry

It’s never ending

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did a thread about it once but I hate washing my rice. So so so long.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Any of them.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"I get all hot and bothered with ironing. Bleughh.

I love ironing

I’ll wash your rice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cleaning the bathroom!

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

Hate washing my rice.

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By *reasyMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

Weeding or trying to keep up with the bastards growing in my block pave drive

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

"Hate washing my rice.

And shaving the Amazon.

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple
over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

shopping for groceries and cleaning goods.

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle

I hate doing the dishes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I get all hot and bothered with ironing. Bleughh. "

I have an ironing tip.

Shake your clothes before hanging them up. Take your iron to the charity shop. Continue with your life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I get all hot and bothered with ironing. Bleughh.

I love ironing

I’ll wash your rice. "

I genuinely love ironing, do you actually like washing rice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hate washing my rice.

Snap

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"I get all hot and bothered with ironing. Bleughh.

I love ironing

I’ll wash your rice.

I genuinely love ironing, do you actually like washing rice

It’s methodical and purposeful and mind calming!

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By *arboyMan
over a year ago

Raunds

Hoovering hate it x

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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

Dealing with people who want to sell me their gold,the type that is magnetic or turns your skin green.

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
over a year ago

London

All of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I get all hot and bothered with ironing. Bleughh.

I love ironing

I’ll wash your rice.

I genuinely love ironing, do you actually like washing rice

It’s methodical and purposeful and mind calming!"

Like ironing.

You have yourself a deal, gorgeous.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"I get all hot and bothered with ironing. Bleughh.

I love ironing

I’ll wash your rice.

I genuinely love ironing, do you actually like washing rice

It’s methodical and purposeful and mind calming!

Like ironing.

You have yourself a deal, gorgeous.

No ironing is hot, and steam gets in the way, and there’s always that bit of the clothing that doesn’t lie flat so you can’t 100% iron. Ugh.

But yes, deal!

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By *ezebel100Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

Ironing and hoovering

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Filling the dishwasher

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No ironing is hot, and steam gets in the way, and there’s always that bit of the clothing that doesn’t lie flat so you can’t 100% iron. Ugh.

And that's how end up with numerous funny shaped ironing gloves that never get used

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

"Hate washing my rice.

Snap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Picking up dog poo. On the off occasion he has diarrhea, I honestly question what I've done to deserve this.

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

"Picking up dog poo. On the off occasion he has diarrhea, I honestly question what I've done to deserve this."

A double bag situation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Logging into fab

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By *ate_BMan
over a year ago

London

Defrosting food

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By *oco_marsWoman
over a year ago

Stockport

Laundry. From putting it in the machine, to folding it and putting it away once it's clean, I hate it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Emptying the dishwasher

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By *mber81Woman
over a year ago

Lives in Preston, Eng

All of them. But I really I hate cooking day to day.

Don't mind doing washing though.

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"All of them. But I really I hate cooking day to day.

Don't mind doing washing though. "

I'll have a steak medium rare, mushrooms Garden peas and home made fries please peppercorn sauce

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By *mber81Woman
over a year ago

Lives in Preston, Eng

"All of them. But I really I hate cooking day to day.

Don't mind doing washing though.

I'll have a steak medium rare, mushrooms Garden peas and home made fries please peppercorn sauce "

Oh I actually don't mind cooking a steak. I have two quality t bone steaks in my freezer waiting for the right person.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Ironing.

And shaving.

So don't do them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cleaning the gutters! Always grinds my tits

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

"Picking up dog poo. On the off occasion he has diarrhea, I honestly question what I've done to deserve this."

I've watched what you have to do.

You need a long retractable dog lead. When the dog stops to do its business you carry on walking while spooling out yards of lead until at least ten metres in front. Don't look back. Keep the lead under tension so it doesn't get shit on it.

Still don't look back and as soon as you feel the tension go, wind in fast until the dog has passed you going forward. Let more lead out so the dog is as far away from the crime scene as soon as possible. You had no idea what happened because the dog was behind you.

I witnessed this technique the other evening and have been dining on the story ever since. I now know what those leads are really for.

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By *apidaryMan
over a year ago

Chipping Norton

"Oh I actually don't mind cooking a steak. I have two quality t bone steaks in my freezer waiting for the right person."

Possibly the opening line to the greatest of all unwritten profiles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Emptying the dishwasher "

I'm all about the solution.

Get two dishwashers, and label them odd and even. On alternate days of the month one is a dishwasher, the other is a cupboard for you to store your plates, mugs and cutlery.

The only problem with this system is that if a month has 31 days (or it's Febrary in a leap year) the whole system falls apart.

In this case I suggest you eat all meals in a restaurant (or just fast for the day. It's only 5 times a year)

Hope this helps

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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

"Picking up dog poo. On the off occasion he has diarrhea, I honestly question what I've done to deserve this.

I've watched what you have to do.

I witnessed this technique the other evening and have been dining on the story ever since. I now know what those leads are really for."

Very very common technique.Also wearing the dog lead around your neck like a fashion accessory whilst Fido chases the livestock all over the place,which apparently is hilarious.Then there is the other common technique of hanging shit bags in the trees like year round Xmas decorations,or just throwing them over the wall which is actually another dimension which makes them disappear.As for the shit that is just left,the livestock that contracts Neospirosis from it,in every case stillbirths or miscarries,is really grateful for the experience

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't stand having a wee. It trickles down my legs.

Bess x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Putting the bins out or bringing them in

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By *apidaryMan
over a year ago

Chipping Norton

"Putting the bins out or bringing them in "

Always quite enjoy this. Chatting to neighbours is good; then there's the pride of having actually remembered. Sometimes I even put the right bins out on the right weeks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Picking up dog poo. On the off occasion he has diarrhea, I honestly question what I've done to deserve this."

I was going to say Ironing .... but yes this one gets me questioning my life choices and love of my dogs

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By *carlett 44Woman
over a year ago

bootle

Putting my clean washing away. I hav good intentions put them on the bed for later then end up on my chair til next day but next day dsnt come lol

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

"For me shaving . Afternoon all .

Any shaving or certain bits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Picking up dog poo. On the off occasion he has diarrhea, I honestly question what I've done to deserve this.

I've watched what you have to do.

I witnessed this technique the other evening and have been dining on the story ever since. I now know what those leads are really for."

This is quite genius

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By *ixiePoisonWoman
over a year ago

Darlington

I hate dusting, soon as you've done it, more appears! What the actual....?!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Ironing

Wiping paintwork

Windows

Dishes

Hanging washing out

Bringing washing in

putting washing away

Hoovering

Moving furniture

Emptying bins

Changing bin bags

Wheeling bin out

Wheeling bin in

Shopping

Drying and putting away cutlery

Bleaching mugs

Washing tea pot out

Cleaning Fridge

Tidying the shit draw

Cleaning my specs

Wiping the dining table

Cleaning the oven

Stove top

Jet washing the entry the patio the back herringbone paths , the front marble

Stripping the beds

Making the beds

Washing the bedding

Cleaning the toilet

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

Cleaning the toilet after the other dirty bastards have used it

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

'other'

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Laundry, it's never ending and the sock thief is a pain in the arse!

Mrs

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Cooking, cleaning, tidying...thank heaven for subs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Putting the bins out or bringing them in

Always quite enjoy this. Chatting to neighbours is good; then there's the pride of having actually remembered. Sometimes I even put the right bins out on the right weeks."

Show off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At the minute, going to the gym. I hate getting up early and going before work and with how packed it is after work, wanting to get my workout done just gives me anxiety.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting into the shower and having to do my hair, body and hair removal.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Ironing

Shaving my lady bits

Cleaning mirrors

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"All of them. But I really I hate cooking day to day.

Don't mind doing washing though.

I'll have a steak medium rare, mushrooms Garden peas and home made fries please peppercorn sauce "

So now we've sorted out the negotiations

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Everything.

I want to be a dog. They have zero responsibilities.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Ironing

Shaving my lady bits

Cleaning mirrors "

Cleaning glass is one of the few things I get satisfaction from doing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting out of bed in the morning

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

"Filling the dishwasher "

Love filling the dishwasher, it’s like a puzzle to me…..

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

"Everything.

I want to be a dog. They have zero responsibilities."

And they get to lick their own balls

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield

Brushing my hair.

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

Wiping my arse such a chore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wiping my arse such a chore "

Especially when you've used half a roll of toilet paper and it still somehow isn't clean!

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By *4bimMan
over a year ago

Farnborough Hampshire

Caring for others will little return.

But that's why you love right?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Wiping my arse such a chore

Especially when you've used half a roll of toilet paper and it still somehow isn't clean!"

Try eating more fibre

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Everything.

I want to be a dog. They have zero responsibilities.

And they get to lick their own balls"

I don't think female dogs have balls

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Wiping my arse such a chore

Especially when you've used half a roll of toilet paper and it still somehow isn't clean!"

Do you eat a lot of onions and garlic? Lots of beans?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wiping my arse such a chore

Especially when you've used half a roll of toilet paper and it still somehow isn't clean!"

Shaving/trimming ass makes all the difference

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I detest ironing

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

"Wiping my arse such a chore

Especially when you've used half a roll of toilet paper and it still somehow isn't clean!"

Tried washing it?

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By *hrismcg47Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

"For me shaving . Afternoon all .

Gonna agree with this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Window cleaning.

It’s impossible to get them smudge free.

I used to have a life.

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By *eardyBikerMan
over a year ago

nr stonehaven

Dusting....insofar as using a duster...I'll run the hoover / ttchment over places but using a duster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ironing

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By *uddy laneMan
over a year ago

dudley

Exhaling.

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By *neforutoMan
over a year ago

Fantasy land in the SW

Putting the recycling out only to then see it being spreaad over the road as it blows out the back of the truck.

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By *lecom1Couple
over a year ago

Stornoway

Cutting the damm grass. Takes a good 3 hours has to be done every 3 weeks.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Signing the staff's time sheets so they get payed,it's a chore but without them the house would be untidy.

But we are going to give authority to the head butler soon so we can just sit by the pools and relax.

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

Training every day sometimes twice a day

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By *ingleguy50Man
over a year ago

birmingham

Changing the duvet cover

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