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"I get all hot and bothered with ironing. Bleughh. " I love ironing | |||
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"I get all hot and bothered with ironing. Bleughh. I love ironing " I’ll wash your rice. | |||
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"Hate washing my rice. " And shaving the Amazon. | |||
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"I get all hot and bothered with ironing. Bleughh. I love ironing I’ll wash your rice. " I genuinely love ironing, do you actually like washing rice | |||
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"I get all hot and bothered with ironing. Bleughh. I love ironing I’ll wash your rice. I genuinely love ironing, do you actually like washing rice " It’s methodical and purposeful and mind calming! | |||
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"I get all hot and bothered with ironing. Bleughh. I love ironing I’ll wash your rice. I genuinely love ironing, do you actually like washing rice It’s methodical and purposeful and mind calming!" Like ironing. You have yourself a deal, gorgeous. | |||
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"I get all hot and bothered with ironing. Bleughh. I love ironing I’ll wash your rice. I genuinely love ironing, do you actually like washing rice It’s methodical and purposeful and mind calming! Like ironing. You have yourself a deal, gorgeous. " No ironing is hot, and steam gets in the way, and there’s always that bit of the clothing that doesn’t lie flat so you can’t 100% iron. Ugh. But yes, deal! | |||
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"No ironing is hot, and steam gets in the way, and there’s always that bit of the clothing that doesn’t lie flat so you can’t 100% iron. Ugh. " And that's how end up with numerous funny shaped ironing gloves that never get used | |||
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"Hate washing my rice. Snap " | |||
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"Picking up dog poo. On the off occasion he has diarrhea, I honestly question what I've done to deserve this." A double bag situation. | |||
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"All of them. But I really I hate cooking day to day. Don't mind doing washing though. " I'll have a steak medium rare, mushrooms Garden peas and home made fries please peppercorn sauce | |||
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"All of them. But I really I hate cooking day to day. Don't mind doing washing though. I'll have a steak medium rare, mushrooms Garden peas and home made fries please peppercorn sauce " Oh I actually don't mind cooking a steak. I have two quality t bone steaks in my freezer waiting for the right person. | |||
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"Picking up dog poo. On the off occasion he has diarrhea, I honestly question what I've done to deserve this." I've watched what you have to do. You need a long retractable dog lead. When the dog stops to do its business you carry on walking while spooling out yards of lead until at least ten metres in front. Don't look back. Keep the lead under tension so it doesn't get shit on it. Still don't look back and as soon as you feel the tension go, wind in fast until the dog has passed you going forward. Let more lead out so the dog is as far away from the crime scene as soon as possible. You had no idea what happened because the dog was behind you. I witnessed this technique the other evening and have been dining on the story ever since. I now know what those leads are really for. | |||
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"Oh I actually don't mind cooking a steak. I have two quality t bone steaks in my freezer waiting for the right person." Possibly the opening line to the greatest of all unwritten profiles. | |||
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"Emptying the dishwasher " I'm all about the solution. Get two dishwashers, and label them odd and even. On alternate days of the month one is a dishwasher, the other is a cupboard for you to store your plates, mugs and cutlery. The only problem with this system is that if a month has 31 days (or it's Febrary in a leap year) the whole system falls apart. In this case I suggest you eat all meals in a restaurant (or just fast for the day. It's only 5 times a year) Hope this helps | |||
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"Picking up dog poo. On the off occasion he has diarrhea, I honestly question what I've done to deserve this. I've watched what you have to do. You need a long retractable dog lead. When the dog stops to do its business you carry on walking while spooling out yards of lead until at least ten metres in front. Don't look back. Keep the lead under tension so it doesn't get shit on it. Still don't look back and as soon as you feel the tension go, wind in fast until the dog has passed you going forward. Let more lead out so the dog is as far away from the crime scene as soon as possible. You had no idea what happened because the dog was behind you. I witnessed this technique the other evening and have been dining on the story ever since. I now know what those leads are really for." Very very common technique.Also wearing the dog lead around your neck like a fashion accessory whilst Fido chases the livestock all over the place,which apparently is hilarious.Then there is the other common technique of hanging shit bags in the trees like year round Xmas decorations,or just throwing them over the wall which is actually another dimension which makes them disappear.As for the shit that is just left,the livestock that contracts Neospirosis from it,in every case stillbirths or miscarries,is really grateful for the experience | |||
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"Putting the bins out or bringing them in " Always quite enjoy this. Chatting to neighbours is good; then there's the pride of having actually remembered. Sometimes I even put the right bins out on the right weeks. | |||
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"Picking up dog poo. On the off occasion he has diarrhea, I honestly question what I've done to deserve this." I was going to say Ironing .... but yes this one gets me questioning my life choices and love of my dogs | |||
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"For me shaving . Afternoon all . " Any shaving or certain bits | |||
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"Picking up dog poo. On the off occasion he has diarrhea, I honestly question what I've done to deserve this. I've watched what you have to do. You need a long retractable dog lead. When the dog stops to do its business you carry on walking while spooling out yards of lead until at least ten metres in front. Don't look back. Keep the lead under tension so it doesn't get shit on it. Still don't look back and as soon as you feel the tension go, wind in fast until the dog has passed you going forward. Let more lead out so the dog is as far away from the crime scene as soon as possible. You had no idea what happened because the dog was behind you. I witnessed this technique the other evening and have been dining on the story ever since. I now know what those leads are really for." This is quite genius | |||
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"Putting the bins out or bringing them in Always quite enjoy this. Chatting to neighbours is good; then there's the pride of having actually remembered. Sometimes I even put the right bins out on the right weeks." Show off | |||
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"All of them. But I really I hate cooking day to day. Don't mind doing washing though. I'll have a steak medium rare, mushrooms Garden peas and home made fries please peppercorn sauce " So now we've sorted out the negotiations | |||
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"Ironing Shaving my lady bits Cleaning mirrors " Cleaning glass is one of the few things I get satisfaction from doing. | |||
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"Filling the dishwasher " Love filling the dishwasher, it’s like a puzzle to me….. | |||
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"Everything. I want to be a dog. They have zero responsibilities." And they get to lick their own balls | |||
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"Wiping my arse such a chore " Especially when you've used half a roll of toilet paper and it still somehow isn't clean! | |||
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"Wiping my arse such a chore Especially when you've used half a roll of toilet paper and it still somehow isn't clean!" Try eating more fibre | |||
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"Everything. I want to be a dog. They have zero responsibilities. And they get to lick their own balls" I don't think female dogs have balls | |||
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"Wiping my arse such a chore Especially when you've used half a roll of toilet paper and it still somehow isn't clean!" Do you eat a lot of onions and garlic? Lots of beans? | |||
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"Wiping my arse such a chore Especially when you've used half a roll of toilet paper and it still somehow isn't clean!" Shaving/trimming ass makes all the difference | |||
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"Wiping my arse such a chore Especially when you've used half a roll of toilet paper and it still somehow isn't clean!" Tried washing it? | |||
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"For me shaving . Afternoon all . " Gonna agree with this | |||
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