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"I'll get you to 499  "Do you have a list of contacts? No penis, except for the orgies as I'm not greedy  | |||
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"I'll give you ½. "That's a kind offer  | |||
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"I'll give you ½.
That's a kind offer "• My dear fellow you're worth it, despite the geographical anomalies between us.  | |||
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"I'll give you ½.
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My dear fellow you're worth it, despite the geographical anomalies between us. "I'll spit polish my finest shoes | |||
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"I need to have copious amounts before making my mind up though first." You gotta speed it up. | |||
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"I need to have copious amounts before making my mind up though first. You gotta speed it up." *nods in agreement* And then you gotta slow it down. J | |||
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"I'm just off to yoga. I'll check back in later to see what number your on and maybe help out... J" That's thoughtful of you to stretch and stuff before | |||
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"Argh! *you're* The shame. Can't possibly join in now
J"I let it slip this one time | |||
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"I need to have copious amounts before making my mind up though first. You gotta speed it up." You sound like one of my ex's  | |||
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"I need to have copious amounts before making my mind up though first. You gotta speed it up. *nods in agreement* And then you gotta slow it down. J" Have you got to play around too? | |||
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"I'll give you a chemistry session and a 69 does that count? " Yes it does but we should also do a 99 and not the ice cream type  | |||
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"Argh! *you're* The shame. Can't possibly join in now
J"• I'm now having ²nd thoughts...the possibility of revoking your Afternoon Tea invitation.
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"Think I've already given up, it's been so long "My pretty penis is being completely wasted, it's a crime you know | |||
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"Have you got a sponsor sheet? Don't mind giving a quid for each day of celibacy for a worthy cause. "Will this be backdated? | |||
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"Have you got a sponsor sheet? Don't mind giving a quid for each day of celibacy for a worthy cause.
Will this be backdated? "Why not if it's for a good cause. | |||
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"Think I've already given up, it's been so long
My pretty penis is being completely wasted, it's a crime you know "Pretty in pink? | |||
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"I need to have copious amounts before making my mind up though first. Think about 500 MFF, 500 orgies and 500 1 on 1's would really help me decide "That would be a full time job. You’ll need a PA. | |||
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I can’t offer you a right good seein to but happy to walk up and down your road with a sandwich board for the afternoon. | |||
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"Argh! *you're* The shame. Can't possibly join in now
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I'm now having ²nd thoughts...the possibility of revoking your Afternoon Tea invitation.
#GrammaticalGrandma"Not Afternoon Tea invitation revocation! 
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"Have you got a sponsor sheet? Don't mind giving a quid for each day of celibacy for a worthy cause.
Will this be backdated?
Why not if it's for a good cause. " | |||
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"Think I've already given up, it's been so long
My pretty penis is being completely wasted, it's a crime you know
Pretty in pink? "Pink and brown | |||
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"I need to have copious amounts before making my mind up though first. Think about 500 MFF, 500 orgies and 500 1 on 1's would really help me decide
That would be a full time job. You’ll need a PA. "It would be hard work | |||
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"Loving the new threads, PD!! We been shoppin at the same place innit
I can’t offer you a right good seein to but happy to walk up and down your road with a sandwich board for the afternoon."Will you dress up in a penis costume? | |||
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"Sorry I don’t know what sex is any more. " Your sex is on fire. | |||
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"Sorry I don’t know what sex is any more. " I can give you a proper refresher course | |||
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"Sorry I don’t know what sex is any more. Your sex is on fire." Mostly just ashy remains I’m hoping for a phoenix | |||
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"It’s been a while but I might help you out "You're back
Also, yes please | |||
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"Sorry I don’t know what sex is any more. Your sex is on fire. Mostly just ashy remains I’m hoping for a phoenix "Did you mean Felix??!!!! | |||
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"Sorry I don’t know what sex is any more. Your sex is on fire. Mostly just ashy remains I’m hoping for a phoenix
Did you mean Felix??!!!! "Smoooth
I like your style mr phoenix | |||
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"Loving the new threads, PD!! We been shoppin at the same place innit
I can’t offer you a right good seein to but happy to walk up and down your road with a sandwich board for the afternoon.
Will you dress up in a penis costume? "Hardly seems necessary as most people think I’m a penis anyway! But yes, whatever helps. In fact - if I was to use a Segway I could make the wheels the balls!! | |||
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"Loving the new threads, PD!! We been shoppin at the same place innit
I can’t offer you a right good seein to but happy to walk up and down your road with a sandwich board for the afternoon.
Will you dress up in a penis costume?
Hardly seems necessary as most people think I’m a penis anyway!
But yes, whatever helps. In fact - if I was to use a Segway I could make the wheels the balls!!"Don't use hairy ones or it might get tangled in the wheels | |||
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"Think I've already given up, it's been so long
My pretty penis is being completely wasted, it's a crime you know
Pretty in pink?
Pink and brown"Shouldnt be worn in town? | |||
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