FabSwingers.com forum: Might give up sex

By *iscean_dream OP Man
over a year ago

Llanelli

I need to have copious amounts before making my mind up though first.

Think about 500 MFF, 500 orgies and 500 1 on 1's would really help me decide

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll get you to 499

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

I'll give you ½.

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By *iscean_dream OP Man
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I'll get you to 499

Do you have a list of contacts? No penis, except for the orgies as I'm not greedy

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By *iscean_dream OP Man
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I'll give you ½.

That's a kind offer

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"I'll give you ½.

That's a kind offer

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My dear fellow you're worth it, despite the geographical anomalies between us.

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By *iscean_dream OP Man
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I'll give you ½.

That's a kind offer

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My dear fellow you're worth it, despite the geographical anomalies between us.

I'll spit polish my finest shoes

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

I'm just off to yoga. I'll check back in later to see what number your on and maybe help out...

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Argh! *you're*

The shame. Can't possibly join in now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need to have copious amounts before making my mind up though first."

You gotta speed it up.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"I need to have copious amounts before making my mind up though first.

You gotta speed it up."

*nods in agreement* And then you gotta slow it down.

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By *iscean_dream OP Man
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I'm just off to yoga. I'll check back in later to see what number your on and maybe help out...

That's thoughtful of you to stretch and stuff before

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By *iscean_dream OP Man
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Argh! *you're*

The shame. Can't possibly join in now

I let it slip this one time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll give you a chemistry session and a 69 does that count?

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By *iscean_dream OP Man
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I need to have copious amounts before making my mind up though first.

You gotta speed it up."

You sound like one of my ex's

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"I need to have copious amounts before making my mind up though first.

You gotta speed it up.

*nods in agreement* And then you gotta slow it down.

Have you got to play around too?

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By *os_GoddessofdawnWoman
over a year ago

In the clouds

Think I've already given up, it's been so long

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By *iscean_dream OP Man
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I'll give you a chemistry session and a 69 does that count? "

Yes it does but we should also do a 99 and not the ice cream type

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"Argh! *you're*

The shame. Can't possibly join in now

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I'm now having ²nd thoughts...the possibility of revoking your Afternoon Tea invitation.

#GrammaticalGrandma

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

Have you got a sponsor sheet? Don't mind giving a quid for each day of celibacy for a worthy cause.

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By *iscean_dream OP Man
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Think I've already given up, it's been so long

My pretty penis is being completely wasted, it's a crime you know

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By *iscean_dream OP Man
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Have you got a sponsor sheet? Don't mind giving a quid for each day of celibacy for a worthy cause.

Will this be backdated?

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

"Have you got a sponsor sheet? Don't mind giving a quid for each day of celibacy for a worthy cause.

Will this be backdated? "

Why not if it's for a good cause.

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Think I've already given up, it's been so long

My pretty penis is being completely wasted, it's a crime you know

Pretty in pink?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need to have copious amounts before making my mind up though first.

Think about 500 MFF, 500 orgies and 500 1 on 1's would really help me decide

That would be a full time job. You’ll need a PA.

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Loving the new threads, PD!! We been shoppin at the same place innit

I can’t offer you a right good seein to but happy to walk up and down your road with a sandwich board for the afternoon.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Argh! *you're*

The shame. Can't possibly join in now

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I'm now having ²nd thoughts...the possibility of revoking your Afternoon Tea invitation.

#GrammaticalGrandma"

Not Afternoon Tea invitation revocation!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry I don’t know what sex is any more.

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By *iscean_dream OP Man
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Have you got a sponsor sheet? Don't mind giving a quid for each day of celibacy for a worthy cause.

Will this be backdated?

Why not if it's for a good cause.

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By *iscean_dream OP Man
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Think I've already given up, it's been so long

My pretty penis is being completely wasted, it's a crime you know

Pretty in pink? "

Pink and brown

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By *iscean_dream OP Man
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I need to have copious amounts before making my mind up though first.

Think about 500 MFF, 500 orgies and 500 1 on 1's would really help me decide

That would be a full time job. You’ll need a PA.

It would be hard work

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By *iscean_dream OP Man
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Loving the new threads, PD!! We been shoppin at the same place innit

I can’t offer you a right good seein to but happy to walk up and down your road with a sandwich board for the afternoon."

Will you dress up in a penis costume?

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"Sorry I don’t know what sex is any more. "

Your sex is on fire.

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By *iscean_dream OP Man
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Sorry I don’t know what sex is any more. "

I can give you a proper refresher course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry I don’t know what sex is any more.

Your sex is on fire."

Mostly just ashy remains

I’m hoping for a phoenix

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s been a while but I might help you out

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By *iscean_dream OP Man
over a year ago

Llanelli

"It’s been a while but I might help you out

You're back

Also, yes please

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Sorry I don’t know what sex is any more.

Your sex is on fire.

Mostly just ashy remains

I’m hoping for a phoenix

Did you mean Felix??!!!!

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"Sorry I don’t know what sex is any more.

Your sex is on fire.

Mostly just ashy remains

I’m hoping for a phoenix

Did you mean Felix??!!!!

Smoooth

I like your style mr phoenix

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Loving the new threads, PD!! We been shoppin at the same place innit

I can’t offer you a right good seein to but happy to walk up and down your road with a sandwich board for the afternoon.

Will you dress up in a penis costume? "

Hardly seems necessary as most people think I’m a penis anyway!

But yes, whatever helps. In fact - if I was to use a Segway I could make the wheels the balls!!

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By *iscean_dream OP Man
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Loving the new threads, PD!! We been shoppin at the same place innit

I can’t offer you a right good seein to but happy to walk up and down your road with a sandwich board for the afternoon.

Will you dress up in a penis costume?

Hardly seems necessary as most people think I’m a penis anyway!

But yes, whatever helps. In fact - if I was to use a Segway I could make the wheels the balls!!"

Don't use hairy ones or it might get tangled in the wheels

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Think I've already given up, it's been so long

My pretty penis is being completely wasted, it's a crime you know

Pretty in pink?

Pink and brown"

Shouldnt be worn in town?

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By *injaprincessWoman
over a year ago

herehere

hmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex? Is that just a number that follows five?

Off to put kettle on, it an equivalent pleasure these days

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