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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Looks like mine have all got the sunshine horn and wanting meets/sloppy blow jobs

Bit boring tbh

What’s happening on yours ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looks like mine have all got the sunshine horn and wanting meets/sloppy blow jobs

Bit boring tbh

What’s happening on yours ?

Morning fun / hot guy / hung guy wanted!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looks like mine have all got the sunshine horn and wanting meets/sloppy blow jobs

Bit boring tbh

What’s happening on yours ?

Oh god, I thought I was original posting that here.

How dreary, I'm derivative

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One moan about the sit being shit, twenty odd meet requests and eleventy billion new dick pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pictures basically

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By *.R.MMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

Mostly about being in bed

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By *rownhotnessMan
over a year ago

Cheshire/Midlands

Sun bathing pictures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One moan about the sit being shit, twenty odd meet requests and eleventy billion new dick pics

I had to check if we lived in the same place

Definitely a few too many will meet anything anywhere status updates.... living in hope of getting their cocks wet..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lots of pics from yesterday

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By *.R.MMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

I’ve been doing a daily joke for the last week, no one has told me to stop so I’m guessing they love my humour

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Looks like mine have all got the sunshine horn and wanting meets/sloppy blow jobs

Bit boring tbh

What’s happening on yours ?

Oh god, I thought I was original posting that here.

How dreary, I'm derivative

Typical of you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"One moan about the sit being shit, twenty odd meet requests and eleventy billion new dick pics

Just the norm then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One moan about the sit being shit, twenty odd meet requests and eleventy billion new dick pics

I had to check if we lived in the same place

Definitely a few too many will meet anything anywhere status updates.... living in hope of getting their cocks wet.."

Wonder if it ever works?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One moan about the sit being shit, twenty odd meet requests and eleventy billion new dick pics

I had to check if we lived in the same place

Definitely a few too many will meet anything anywhere status updates.... living in hope of getting their cocks wet..

Wonder if it ever works?"

I got you girls, let me throw one up...

For science...

It cannot fail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One moan about the sit being shit, twenty odd meet requests and eleventy billion new dick pics

I had to check if we lived in the same place

Definitely a few too many will meet anything anywhere status updates.... living in hope of getting their cocks wet..

Wonder if it ever works?

I got you girls, let me throw one up...

For science...

It cannot fail"

My hypothesis is you’ll get a lot of men messaging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One moan about the sit being shit, twenty odd meet requests and eleventy billion new dick pics

I had to check if we lived in the same place

Definitely a few too many will meet anything anywhere status updates.... living in hope of getting their cocks wet..

Wonder if it ever works?

I got you girls, let me throw one up...

For science...

It cannot fail

My hypothesis is you’ll get a lot of men messaging

Please, my filters blocked them in my first day.

Ain't no sugar water running through these here veins.

It's up. Start the clock.

I expect to be drowning ladies, awash in a sea of it.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

A man using a fucking machine.

And a close up of a women fingering herself.

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By *aulboy1Man
over a year ago

newport

"Looks like mine have all got the sunshine horn and wanting meets/sloppy blow jobs

Bit boring tbh

What’s happening on yours ?

Mine all say watch out for that Paulboy he's a right twat

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

Chichester

Mostly some cd/TVs wanting to suck cock and couples stating it’s sunny and shorts weather

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One moan about the sit being shit, twenty odd meet requests and eleventy billion new dick pics

I had to check if we lived in the same place

Definitely a few too many will meet anything anywhere status updates.... living in hope of getting their cocks wet..

Wonder if it ever works?

I got you girls, let me throw one up...

For science...

It cannot fail

My hypothesis is you’ll get a lot of men messaging

Please, my filters blocked them in my first day.

Ain't no sugar water running through these here veins.

It's up. Start the clock.

I expect to be drowning ladies, awash in a sea of it."

I’m not getting hopeful vibes yet

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By *ezebel100Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

Naked sunbathing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A man using a fucking machine.

And a close up of a women fingering herself. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ve been doing a daily joke for the last week, no one has told me to stop so I’m guessing they love my humour

Stop

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By *aggonerMan
over a year ago

for a penny

Nothing today

Yesterday people were posting verifications or going out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One moan about the sit being shit, twenty odd meet requests and eleventy billion new dick pics

I had to check if we lived in the same place

Definitely a few too many will meet anything anywhere status updates.... living in hope of getting their cocks wet..

Wonder if it ever works?

I got you girls, let me throw one up...

For science...

It cannot fail

My hypothesis is you’ll get a lot of men messaging

Please, my filters blocked them in my first day.

Ain't no sugar water running through these here veins.

It's up. Start the clock.

I expect to be drowning ladies, awash in a sea of it.

I’m not getting hopeful vibes yet

Your lack of faith, disturbs me.

Easily fixed, you and Melrose, skew the data, meet me for drinks and it will have worked.

I don't care about biased sampling.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"One moan about the sit being shit, twenty odd meet requests and eleventy billion new dick pics

I had to check if we lived in the same place

Definitely a few too many will meet anything anywhere status updates.... living in hope of getting their cocks wet..

Wonder if it ever works?

I got you girls, let me throw one up...

For science...

It cannot fail

My hypothesis is you’ll get a lot of men messaging

Please, my filters blocked them in my first day.

Ain't no sugar water running through these here veins.

It's up. Start the clock.

I expect to be drowning ladies, awash in a sea of it.

I’m not getting hopeful vibes yet

Your lack of faith, disturbs me.

Easily fixed, you and Melrose, skew the data, meet me for drinks and it will have worked.

I don't care about biased sampling."

I’m sure you’ll get plenty of offers as everyone has the horn…… just remember to be picky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One moan about the sit being shit, twenty odd meet requests and eleventy billion new dick pics

I had to check if we lived in the same place

Definitely a few too many will meet anything anywhere status updates.... living in hope of getting their cocks wet..

Wonder if it ever works?

I got you girls, let me throw one up...

For science...

It cannot fail

My hypothesis is you’ll get a lot of men messaging

Please, my filters blocked them in my first day.

Ain't no sugar water running through these here veins.

It's up. Start the clock.

I expect to be drowning ladies, awash in a sea of it.

I’m not getting hopeful vibes yet

Your lack of faith, disturbs me.

Easily fixed, you and Melrose, skew the data, meet me for drinks and it will have worked.

I don't care about biased sampling.

I’m sure you’ll get plenty of offers as everyone has the horn…… just remember to be picky

That’s the politest refusal I’ve ever seen

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"One moan about the sit being shit, twenty odd meet requests and eleventy billion new dick pics

I had to check if we lived in the same place

Definitely a few too many will meet anything anywhere status updates.... living in hope of getting their cocks wet..

Wonder if it ever works?

I got you girls, let me throw one up...

For science...

It cannot fail

My hypothesis is you’ll get a lot of men messaging

Please, my filters blocked them in my first day.

Ain't no sugar water running through these here veins.

It's up. Start the clock.

I expect to be drowning ladies, awash in a sea of it.

I’m not getting hopeful vibes yet

Your lack of faith, disturbs me.

Easily fixed, you and Melrose, skew the data, meet me for drinks and it will have worked.

I don't care about biased sampling.

I’m sure you’ll get plenty of offers as everyone has the horn…… just remember to be picky

That’s the politest refusal I’ve ever seen

I tried

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One moan about the sit being shit, twenty odd meet requests and eleventy billion new dick pics

I had to check if we lived in the same place

Definitely a few too many will meet anything anywhere status updates.... living in hope of getting their cocks wet..

Wonder if it ever works?

I got you girls, let me throw one up...

For science...

It cannot fail

My hypothesis is you’ll get a lot of men messaging

Please, my filters blocked them in my first day.

Ain't no sugar water running through these here veins.

It's up. Start the clock.

I expect to be drowning ladies, awash in a sea of it.

I’m not getting hopeful vibes yet

Your lack of faith, disturbs me.

Easily fixed, you and Melrose, skew the data, meet me for drinks and it will have worked.

I don't care about biased sampling.

I’m sure you’ll get plenty of offers as everyone has the horn…… just remember to be picky

That’s the politest refusal I’ve ever seen

I tried

More lies.

Honestly it's a thing for you today.

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By *injaprincessWoman
over a year ago

herehere

Today is all about , a cider festival, the beach , some one made a joke and gazillion more pics to the pile

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"One moan about the sit being shit, twenty odd meet requests and eleventy billion new dick pics

I had to check if we lived in the same place

Definitely a few too many will meet anything anywhere status updates.... living in hope of getting their cocks wet..

Wonder if it ever works?

I got you girls, let me throw one up...

For science...

It cannot fail

My hypothesis is you’ll get a lot of men messaging

Please, my filters blocked them in my first day.

Ain't no sugar water running through these here veins.

It's up. Start the clock.

I expect to be drowning ladies, awash in a sea of it.

I’m not getting hopeful vibes yet

Your lack of faith, disturbs me.

Easily fixed, you and Melrose, skew the data, meet me for drinks and it will have worked.

I don't care about biased sampling.

I’m sure you’ll get plenty of offers as everyone has the horn…… just remember to be picky

That’s the politest refusal I’ve ever seen

I tried

More lies.

Honestly it's a thing for you today. "

I’m sleep deprived , I’m not thinking straight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing Wigan is the most boring place on earth for Fab just the same old nonsense day in day out

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Brum

There’s a local lady that says she’s had the best experience of her life and that I know who I am.

Seems very suspicious to me

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By *oly Fuck Sticks BatmanCouple
over a year ago

here & there

Lots asking for sun cream/after sun to be rubbed in to tender areas.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There’s a local lady that says she’s had the best experience of her life and that I know who I am.

Seems very suspicious to me

Hmmmmm too much sun me thinks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lots asking for sun cream/after sun to be rubbed in to tender areas. "

Sneaky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's some 'single' guy wants to see his wife cream pied.

A couple inviting others to invite them round.

A TV with their cock out.

That's about it

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Brum

"There’s a local lady that says she’s had the best experience of her life and that I know who I am.

Seems very suspicious to me

Hmmmmm too much sun me thinks

It was hot yesterday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whenever the local gets boring I click on All Updates to perv because it just seems everywhere else is a hub of horny action.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There's some 'single' guy wants to see his wife cream pied.

A couple inviting others to invite them round.

A TV with their cock out.

That's about it"

Ahhhhhh the infamous ‘single’ guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's some 'single' guy wants to see his wife cream pied.

A couple inviting others to invite them round.

A TV with their cock out.

That's about it

Ahhhhhh the infamous ‘single’ guy

That never logs in over the weekend, evenings and is always there at 9am Monday morning.

Strange...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There's some 'single' guy wants to see his wife cream pied.

A couple inviting others to invite them round.

A TV with their cock out.

That's about it

Ahhhhhh the infamous ‘single’ guy

That never logs in over the weekend, evenings and is always there at 9am Monday morning.

Strange..."

More like 09.15 after he’s dropped the kids to school

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's some 'single' guy wants to see his wife cream pied.

A couple inviting others to invite them round.

A TV with their cock out.

That's about it"

Put it away then

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By *tudley Dudley the VoyeurMan
over a year ago

Rickmansworth

"One moan about the sit being shit, twenty odd meet requests and eleventy billion new dick pics

Just the norm then

Here a other dick pic ut the senders OK I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's some 'single' guy wants to see his wife cream pied.

A couple inviting others to invite them round.

A TV with their cock out.

That's about it

Put it away then

Too big.

Won't stay in!

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

Someone really needs a site support code urgent

Someone who was leaving 6 months ago is still banging on about leaving.

There's some 10/10 women joined.

Parties.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing particularly interesting but there is a picture of a naked man and the way he is standing reminds me of the crazy frog.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Nothing interesting whatsoever. As per usual for London.

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By *olarbear73Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

There’s a woman who desperately needs to cum on a hard cock but otherwise quiet at this time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There’s a woman who desperately needs to cum on a hard cock but otherwise quiet at this time. "

Poor love. Hope she gets the help she needs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lots of meaning about fakes. Lots of talk about football.

More meet now than you can shake a stick at.

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By *rancois Du BoisMan
over a year ago

Down the back of the sofa.

Someone has asked if

‘Anyone in somerset uses a strapon?’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meaning

moaning, gosh I hate autocorrect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Four people have become Silver Site Supporter members

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By *olarbear73Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"There’s a woman who desperately needs to cum on a hard cock but otherwise quiet at this time.

Poor love. Hope she gets the help she needs "

I’m sure she’ll have plenty of offers from horny blokes looking for fun in the sunshine

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"One moan about the sit being shit, twenty odd meet requests and eleventy billion new dick pics

My sit is shit once a day but I don’t put it on my status update!

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"Someone has asked if

‘Anyone in somerset uses a strapon?’"

I mean statistically, it's highly likely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mostly moaning about the side and calling the women entitled and a lot of dick picks

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Pretty much everyone wants to meet today... Must be the sun making everyone frisky!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pretty much everyone wants to meet today... Must be the sun making everyone frisky!"

Yep same as mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who wants a big brown cook?

Yep. Thank god for the typo. Less dull

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone wants a 'J' dropping off

The will give you stripes for it

I have zero idea wtf that even means

Am I officially old now?

Or do you need to be 'street' to be here now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The usual whinging of guys sending terrible messages and not reading profiles / summer horn and wanting hung guys!

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Just the normal bored/horny or need sucking off on my updates.

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By *aggonerMan
over a year ago

for a penny

We don’t meet around here.

We just go for walks or sit in the sun, apparently.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Now there’s loads of people with new verifications

What am I doing wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's some 'single' guy wants to see his wife cream pied.

A couple inviting others to invite them round.

A TV with their cock out.

That's about it

Ahhhhhh the infamous ‘single’ guy

That never logs in over the weekend, evenings and is always there at 9am Monday morning.

Strange..."

It's Uncanny how they seem available for daytime meets only

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear

A guy has just joined

" My wife went from curvy to skinny and I went from hard to soft and now I'm looking to get my fix "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing no one replies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nothing no one replies"

You don't get updates?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One moan about the sit being shit, twenty odd meet requests and eleventy billion new dick pics

Millions of good looking people. And still single, seeking a partner.

All is too easy to not hold some standard!

The show will do on.

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By *iss_FickleWoman
over a year ago

Cambridgeshire

The usual suspects re-adding the same pics they added the other day and probably deleted today... The wife looking for a woman for her well endowed hubby, but only he'll be playing/meeting... New/returning members... New Vera's... Profile views... The weather

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By *iss_FickleWoman
over a year ago

Cambridgeshire

*veri's not Vera's ffs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The usual suspects re-adding the same pics they added the other day and probably deleted today... The wife looking for a woman for her well endowed hubby, but only he'll be playing/meeting... New/returning members... New Vera's... Profile views... The weather

Yeah I’ve seen the usual suspects on mine adding new pics, they only get a couple of fabs then delete for a day then put them up again

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By *.R.MMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

"*veri's not Vera's ffs

Anyone got any Vera’s ? Lovely - name the song

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By *.R.MMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

There’s one that says “pop by early morning and wake me up with your cock” I’m tempted to put a chicken in their house

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Best one is someone clarifying their age. Apparently they got it wrong when they signed up. Wrong by 40yrs!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Best one is someone clarifying their age. Apparently they got it wrong when they signed up. Wrong by 40yrs!

love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got a certain hotwife wishing pussy eaters would attack like a sniper

My cat is now hiding under the bed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Got a certain hotwife wishing pussy eaters would attack like a sniper

My cat is now hiding under the bed"

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

Cobwebs and tumbles as usual

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

"*veri's not Vera's ffs

Anyone got any Vera’s ? Lovely - name the song

He's ever so good, he's Ebenezer Goode !

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By *.R.MMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

"*veri's not Vera's ffs

Anyone got any Vera’s ? Lovely - name the song

He's ever so good, he's Ebenezer Goode !"

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

There's lots to report, but the stand out one is :

"Perverts for my massive wife".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is very quiet in my area lately. There are obligatory ads for The Annex and Chunky Muffins events and people asking who is going. A few guys wanting to know why they are not getting anywhere or (quite optimistically imho), having a hot cock for a wet mouth. There are a few couples looking for a lady to fulfil their dreams, although one couple is just chilling around Ingoldmells. Scrolling down the day i found a lady who apparently became "Awake again!" seven hours ago.

Quite dull really.

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