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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You play some music and your kids say that songs an advert, I didn’t realise it was an actual song!!

Swords of a thousand men….great song

What makes you feel old?

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

Never mind all that, where's Sunday breakfast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1:Wearing glasses to look at my phone, and anything close up.

2:Nuts getting stuck in my teeth ( not the male variety )

3: In bed around 9/9.30pm (more an early bird now)

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

Remembering going on a main line steam train and we had a British car industry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rematching my favourite TV shows knowing most of the characters are now dead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wake up in pain, half hour to get out of bed and dizziness stops. Half hour to brush false teeth and shower. Half hour to dress. 10 minutes to take 23 medications, put hearing aids in. Make breakfast, soft to prevent constipation. Rest. Coffee rest lunch, soft sandwich, rest, cup of tea, rest,prepare dinner, rest, watch talking pictures, tablets, bed, wank, sleep.

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By *uzz And WoodyCouple
over a year ago

Maidstone

The police force are looking younger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You get excited about your new brita filter like I did yesterday

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester


"Remembering going on a main line steam train and we had a British car industry "

The train line, yes but we have never had a British car industry, you can't count Longbridge as they were never actually at work!

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By *os_GoddessofdawnWoman
over a year ago

In the clouds

Everything clicks when you get out of bed

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Your son wants to go to the cinema with his mates and not you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your favourite footballers son is making his debut.

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

You can't cut yer toe nails

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...you join fab..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whinging when the bin bag breaks!!

Saying the phrase….back in my day!!

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By *lex CoxMan
over a year ago

Porth

When you ask a family member where are my reading glasses and you have had them on all the time.

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By *avid 50Man
over a year ago

kendal

When you get down on your hands and knees to pick up something you dropped and look around for any other jobs you can do while you’re down there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When your favourite footballers son is making his debut."

For me, it was when I realised how much older I was than the new drivers in F1.

It's a weird transition from your heroes being older, to your own age and then all of a sudden, toddlers in F1 cars.

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Wagon wheels appear to be a lot smaller, than the last time you ate them.

When fall over strangers are asking if you are ok, instead of making a funny comment.

Airline pilots look younger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your son wants to go to the cinema with his mates and not you "

Simple solution….tell him he has to use his pocket money for his own ticket and concession treats. Suddenly, son asks father to the cinema again.

M

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


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When fall over strangers are asking if you are ok, instead of making a funny comment.

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You know you are old when you don't fall over, you have a fall

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands


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When fall over strangers are asking if you are ok, instead of making a funny comment.

You know you are old when you don't fall over, you have a fall"

Of which I have many

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"Your son wants to go to the cinema with his mates and not you

Simple solution….tell him he has to use his pocket money for his own ticket and concession treats. Suddenly, son asks father to the cinema again.

M"

Genius

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I realised I was wearing similar trainers to my dad.

When I asked for a song to be played and the DJ told me the classic rock room was upstairs.

When I spoke to my sons teacher on parents night and she looked like she was the same age as my neice.

All these things made me feel old

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When your favourite footballers son is making his debut.

For me, it was when I realised how much older I was than the new drivers in F1.

It's a weird transition from your heroes being older, to your own age and then all of a sudden, toddlers in F1 cars."

I look quite young for my age so realising I was older than Tyson Fury really messed with my head.

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