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I broke a mirror...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just cut another inch off my hair, moved the mirror and dropped it on the floor

I'm doomed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just cut another inch off my hair, moved the mirror and dropped it on the floor

I'm doomed! "

Avoid them black cats tomorrow x

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Don't worry about it, it happens to every time I look into them

Mirror mirror on the wall whose the sexiest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're well and truly fucked now, r u sure it wasn't intentional...!

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester


"Just cut another inch off my hair, moved the mirror and dropped it on the floor

I'm doomed! "
for 7 years

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's started already

Dropped my plate on my foot and it broke....it had my dinner on it

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By *os_GoddessofdawnWoman
over a year ago

In the clouds

I have broken so many in my life, so must be why my life is so shitty :S

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're fucked mate...

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine


"Just cut another inch off my hair, moved the mirror and dropped it on the floor

I'm doomed! for 7 years "
for each broken piece.

Count them up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The way round this is to gather up the pieces and bury them all together under moonlight

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By *aggonerMan
over a year ago

for a penny


"The way round this is to gather up the pieces and bury them all together under moonlight "

And throw a black cat over your left shoulder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Throw salt over your left shoulder as soon as possible!

It's all superstition btw. Sorry about the broken plate and loss of your dinner.

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By *espacito56Man
over a year ago

Orkney


"Just cut another inch off my hair, moved the mirror and dropped it on the floor

I'm doomed!

Avoid them black cats tomorrow x"

No no. Embrace black cats. They are angels incarnate, and will bless and save you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Push the pieces together but don't look at it. Hold a picture of your un favorite person and the bad luck passes on to the last person the mirror perceives

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I have had it.

I dropped my dinner and broke the plate.

I set a tea towel alight.

My bookshelf fell on me.

My window got egged.

I shook my ketchup bottle and the lid wasn't on so its on the ceiling.

I bagged my rubbish and it all fell out the bottom.

And I've just broke the handle off my toaster

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I have had it.

I dropped my dinner and broke the plate.

I set a tea towel alight.

My bookshelf fell on me.

My window got egged.

I shook my ketchup bottle and the lid wasn't on so its on the ceiling.

I bagged my rubbish and it all fell out the bottom.

And I've just broke the handle off my toaster

"

All in one day ??

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Fear not OP

Remember the Bruce Lee classic, Enter The Dragon?

He smashed loads of mirrors in the finale and he was just fine

….oh….wait…

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have had it.

I dropped my dinner and broke the plate.

I set a tea towel alight.

My bookshelf fell on me.

My window got egged.

I shook my ketchup bottle and the lid wasn't on so its on the ceiling.

I bagged my rubbish and it all fell out the bottom.

And I've just broke the handle off my toaster

All in one day ?? "

In the last 2 days

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By *ambertMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Don't go outside anymore. It's too dangerous

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I have had it.

I dropped my dinner and broke the plate.

I set a tea towel alight.

My bookshelf fell on me.

My window got egged.

I shook my ketchup bottle and the lid wasn't on so its on the ceiling.

I bagged my rubbish and it all fell out the bottom.

And I've just broke the handle off my toaster

All in one day ??

In the last 2 days"

I suggest going to bed and staying there

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don't go outside anymore. It's too dangerous "

I'm agoraphobic so I don't anyway

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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

Throw salt on the cat,burn it,turn round anti clockwise 3 times then bury yourself.I think.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Throw salt on the cat,burn it,turn round anti clockwise 3 times then bury yourself.I think."

I don't have cat

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