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A hedgehog's nose just touched my ankle.

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By *ervent_fervour OP   Man
over a year ago

Halifax

It's now in freeze mode under my chair.

Anyone else had a random and unexpected brush with wildlife?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah I once got chased by a grumpy badger

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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

All the time.I live in the countryside.feeding a hedgehog in the garden at the moment.got badgers that come through,or rather smash through the fences now and then.just finished helping a farmer mate lambing.

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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

Just pick it up(oven gloves) and find a quiet spot outside

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Foxes were procreating in my garden once. The sounds..

T

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By *irty-pairCouple
over a year ago

South Essex

Great tits were nesting in my hedge last year

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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

Foxes shagging sound like someone being slaughtered

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

That was me OP. Sorry about that

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

I have had baby hedgehogs lick my ankles. It seemed to happen if I had cocoa butter body cream on.

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By *929Man
over a year ago

newcastle


"Foxes shagging sound like someone being slaughtered"

Haha they do hearing it for the first time ever while walking the fields in the pitch black can be quite a shock

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By *ervent_fervour OP   Man
over a year ago

Halifax


"That was me OP. Sorry about that "

And no one has made a pun about little pricks. Disappointed.

Just nudge me again with your nose would you, I'm not entirely sure you're still there.

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By *ervent_fervour OP   Man
over a year ago

Halifax


"Foxes shagging sound like someone being slaughtered

Haha they do hearing it for the first time ever while walking the fields in the pitch black can be quite a shock "

Now that sound IS uninhibited personified.

The little sluts.

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Chased and butted by a goat.....

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"That was me OP. Sorry about that

And no one has made a pun about little pricks. Disappointed.

Just nudge me again with your nose would you, I'm not entirely sure you're still there."

My nose is always cold… I’ll give you a little prick

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By *pool6969Man
over a year ago

Bedworth

Got bite on the ass by a goose

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By *ervent_fervour OP   Man
over a year ago

Halifax


"That was me OP. Sorry about that

And no one has made a pun about little pricks. Disappointed.

Just nudge me again with your nose would you, I'm not entirely sure you're still there.

My nose is always cold… I’ll give you a little prick "

That's no good.we can't be doing with you having a cold nose can we!? I think you need to warm it up somewhere.

What's that about a little prick?

Promises Promises..

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By *ldgeezermeMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

Owl landed on my chimney last night, could hearing it hooting all over the house

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By *ervent_fervour OP   Man
over a year ago

Halifax


"Got bite on the ass by a goose"

Ouch.

Less painful than getting bitten on your goose by an ass??

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By *ervent_fervour OP   Man
over a year ago

Halifax


"Owl landed on my chimney last night, could hearing it hooting all over the house"

Did you try mewling like a cat at the bottom of the chimney to try to scare it off?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A roe deer once brushed my bumper as it gracefully traverced the road. It tasted amazingly good.

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By *ervent_fervour OP   Man
over a year ago

Halifax

Waste not want not.

Does a roe deer taste gamey but with a hint of fish eggs?

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By *ervent_fervour OP   Man
over a year ago

Halifax

Ooh.I also once had an encounter on a hilltop near Brecon with a wild miniature pony.

(No. Nothing transgressive happened. Iy came up to me,I spoke to it, it nickered at me,I gave it a little scratch on it's head while the rest of its cute pygmy family frolicked and gambolled around me)

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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago

london stratford


"It's now in freeze mode under my chair.

Anyone else had a random and unexpected brush with wildlife?"

I always say "being a single guy on the scene is like fucking a hedgehog! ie one prick fucking against 1000s of pricks"

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By *ervent_fervour OP   Man
over a year ago

Halifax


"It's now in freeze mode under my chair.

Anyone else had a random and unexpected brush with wildlife?

I always say "being a single guy on the scene is like fucking a hedgehog! ie one prick fucking against 1000s of pricks""

I have quite an epic image in my head at that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We spotted a baby hedgie next to a main road during the day last year. Obviously either lost mum, or she'd been squished

It was tiny, so called local vets as the hedgehog rescue was shut. They said to fetch it in so we did. For reference it was around the size of a bar of soap

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By *ervent_fervour OP   Man
over a year ago

Halifax

Now that sounds like a cute critter(in a cute story).

Wouldn't recommend washing with it though.

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By *omtom7Man
over a year ago

Tralee


"I have had baby hedgehogs lick my ankles. It seemed to happen if I had cocoa butter body cream on."

To be fair, I'd lick you covered in cocoa butter body cream.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now that sounds like a cute critter(in a cute story).

Wouldn't recommend washing with it though. "

Nope, might have prickled a bit

The feet's were adorable though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's now in freeze mode under my chair.

Anyone else had a random and unexpected brush with wildlife?"
all the time . My most shocking was going to my jeep on the way to work and I spooked a Bruin. He towered over my jeep. I didn't see him he was on the driver's side. I almost preed my pants.

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By *ervent_fervour OP   Man
over a year ago

Halifax


"Now that sounds like a cute critter(in a cute story).

Wouldn't recommend washing with it though.

Nope, might have prickled a bit

The feet's were adorable though! "

They have a wonderfully adorable furtive scamper about them.

I'm swooning at the thought of the cute feet.

Think I have cute overload.

Except:more.More!

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By *ervent_fervour OP   Man
over a year ago

Halifax


"It's now in freeze mode under my chair.

Anyone else had a random and unexpected brush with wildlife? all the time . My most shocking was going to my jeep on the way to work and I spooked a Bruin. He towered over my jeep. I didn't see him he was on the driver's side. I almost preed my pants."

What's a bruin? That's made me scared. It sounds like a mythical creature from a Stephen King/Gaiman novel!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's now in freeze mode under my chair.

Anyone else had a random and unexpected brush with wildlife? all the time . My most shocking was going to my jeep on the way to work and I spooked a Bruin. He towered over my jeep. I didn't see him he was on the driver's side. I almost preed my pants.

What's a bruin? That's made me scared. It sounds like a mythical creature from a Stephen King/Gaiman novel!"
A male bear.

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By *ervent_fervour OP   Man
over a year ago

Halifax

Oh Jesus Christ!

What happened? Did you have the ol eyes meeting and locking with a wild beast moment?

Or did you do a Timothy Treadwell and start cooing at it like a parent chastising a naughty child?

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By *red333Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

I saw a fox brasenly walk up a public street about 8pm last night not at all scared this was in poole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got a Jackdaw that returns to our garden and will feed from our daughters hand which is pretty cool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's soooo cute!

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

I was stung by a bee

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By *linyMan
over a year ago

Manchester/London

Happens to me all the time, there’s this one Coyote that follows me everywhere trying to kill me! I’d be walking along and there’s explosions, bangs and crashes and ACME boxes scattered around.

Meep meep!

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By *ervent_fervour OP   Man
over a year ago

Halifax


"Got a Jackdaw that returns to our garden and will feed from our daughters hand which is pretty cool "

Corvids are ace. I have a running battle going on between a pair of magpies and a particularly persistent crow. I think it's trying to reach their nest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Foxes were procreating in my garden once. The sounds..

T"

Did you get the ‘rabbit’ out?

M

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

I woke up to a fox trying to get in the house the other morning. Luckily one of the cats must've stopped him in his tracks.

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

I love hedgehogs.

Coyote I believe it was late and very dark. That was cool.

Sharks that was scary.

Had a squirrel who came in for breakfast everyday for a while.

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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,


"I woke up to a fox trying to get in the house the other morning. Luckily one of the cats must've stopped him in his tracks. "

Lucky the fox wasn't hungry or in desperate need of food for the cubs.The cat wouldn't stand a chance.

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester


"Foxes shagging sound like someone being slaughtered"

uggg dont we have a few in our garden as we feed them so they are like dam pets now .. sit in garden when we are outside gardening and stuff .. come upto us and sit at feet ..

but my gosh the noise at night when they are going at it .. they sound harsher than a night out listening to d*unk scally birds screeching

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I touched his ankle and liked it

Taste of his sock was fantastic

I imagine the hedgehog sung afterwards.

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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,


"Foxes shagging sound like someone being slaughtered

uggg dont we have a few in our garden as we feed them so they are like dam pets now .. sit in garden when we are outside gardening and stuff .. come upto us and sit at feet ..

but my gosh the noise at night when they are going at it .. they sound harsher than a night out listening to d*unk scally birds screeching "

Be careful.I've known people's "pet" Foxes turn on them

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By *ervent_fervour OP   Man
over a year ago

Halifax


"I touched his ankle and liked it

Taste of his sock was fantastic

I imagine the hedgehog sung afterwards."

I just felt a little nose and was quite overcome.i do like a gentle touch on the ankle.

Must have tasted good because he came back for more.

I was a lucky boy!

In one sense..

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