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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sister Jennie Talia of the Convent of FAF is in the confessional.

Confess your sins and beg absolution. Suitable penances will be handed out for the sake of your mortal soul.

Amen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forgive me sister for I have sinned

I am having very bad thoughts about the chocolate muffin sitting on the kitchen counter. I want to get it wet with cream and devour it

Help me to not

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The vanilla fires of hell await. Repent and save yourselves

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

For give me I have sinned I used bad language when driving

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Forgive me sister for I have sinned

I am having very bad thoughts about the chocolate muffin sitting on the kitchen counter. I want to get it wet with cream and devour it

Help me to not

Muffins are the demons of temptation in cupcake form. Pluck the offending morsel from thine sight and deliver it to the priory. With a nice cup of tea. Ta!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forgive me sister for I have sinned!!!

I went against all my good thoughts and sent that “dick pic” and a “FAF” in an opening message!!!

Please be gentle!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"For give me I have sinned I used bad language when driving "

The sin of blaspheming is a grave offence indeed. A large dose of Jennifer's Holy Unction will wash away the taint from your uncouth mouth. Open wide!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Forgive me sister for I have sinned!!!

I went against all my good thoughts and sent that “dick pic” and a “FAF” in an opening message!!!

Please be gentle!!!"

You have but little time to save thy soul. Quickly, send the sinful image to me that I may purge it through righteous masturbation. In the meantime slam your sinful member in the vestry door... Let that be a lesson to you.

Hallelujah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My soul has been cleansed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My soul has been cleansed

FAF be praised

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

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I shall repent until the next time someone doesn't use indicators

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I shall repent until the next time someone doesn't use indicators "

In that situation it is actually very right and holy to give the stupid fucker the bird.

Amen

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

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"I shall repent until the next time someone doesn't use indicators

In that situation it is actually very right and holy to give the stupid fucker the bird.

Amen"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forgive me sister for I have sinned.

I keep having impure thoughts about a woman.

And impure thoughts about being taken roughly by a man and fucked hard while in restraints with his hand around my neck and my derriere stinging from his spanks.

But a kiss... I Just want to be bloody snogged.

I think I need a cold shower of holy water.

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

I just got myself a summer sex house invite

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Forgive me sister for I have sinned.

I keep having impure thoughts about a woman.

And impure thoughts about being taken roughly by a man and fucked hard while in restraints with his hand around my neck and my derriere stinging from his spanks.

But a kiss... I Just want to be bloody snogged.

I think I need a cold shower of holy water. "

These thoughts must be purged. A sin in thought is as grave as a sun indeed.

Meet me in the vestry after even song and tell me exactly in every detail what these wicked thoughts are. Purely for confessional purposes you understand.

Ahem.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I just got myself a summer sex house invite

Den of iniquity more like.

Put this temptation behind you.

And bend over.

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

"I just got myself a summer sex house invite

Den of iniquity more like.

Put this temptation behind you.

And bend over. "

I’m not one to question an order

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I just got myself a summer sex house invite

Den of iniquity more like.

Put this temptation behind you.

And bend over.

I’m not one to question an order

FAF rejoices at the sinner converted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m sorry not sorry for my sins! Absolutely no regrets! Lied to the priest in confession all the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forgive me sister for I have sinned. I pestered my husband for sex (despite his frail condition..wisdom tooth infection) until he relented and gave me a good seeing to. I am lustful and wanton…what is to become of me?

I seek absolution oh holy one !

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Forgive me sister for I have sinned.

I have this uncontrollable urge to plunge large phallic instruments deep in my dark passage, just last night I ruined a perfectly edible salami...

What am I to do to dear sister?

I worry for my eternal soul.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aside from murdering a Lana Del Rey song tonight I'm actually sin free at the moment.

I'm honestly very sad about this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forgive me, Sister, for I have sinned having impure thoughts about filthy things I wanted to do to Mr when he looked so fucking sexy in his work clothes this afternoon....

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m sorry not sorry for my sins! Absolutely no regrets! Lied to the priest in confession all the time "

Hell for you then. Saran and all his minions have a special put reserved for you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Forgive me sister for I have sinned. I pestered my husband for sex (despite his frail condition..wisdom tooth infection) until he relented and gave me a good seeing to. I am lustful and wanton…what is to become of me?

I seek absolution oh holy one !"

Pop yourself under the pulpit. Yes just there... Now I shall just adjust my robe and.... I think we both know the drills from here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sister Jennie, I beg forgiveness for subjecting some Forum users to my singing. In my defence, you were the one who provided the platform on which I committed this heinous onslaught on their auditory system.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Forgive me sister for I have sinned.

I have this uncontrollable urge to plunge large phallic instruments deep in my dark passage, just last night I ruined a perfectly edible salami...

What am I to do to dear sister?

I worry for my eternal soul."

An application of Saint Lucinda's blessed dildo of redemption announced with Bishop Assenfuch's lube of releif should show you the error of your deviant ways

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Aside from murdering a Lana Del Rey song tonight I'm actually sin free at the moment.

I'm honestly very sad about this. "

Lana will forgive you.

You are an inspiration to us all in your chastity

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Forgive me, Sister, for I have sinned having impure thoughts about filthy things I wanted to do to Mr when he looked so fucking sexy in his work clothes this afternoon....

Mrs"

I must assess thus situation carefully. Send this vision of temptation to me that I may gaze upon his manly frame and absolutely not have any lustful feelings. (cos I is like a saint innit)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Forgive me sister for I have sinned.

I keep having impure thoughts about a woman.

And impure thoughts about being taken roughly by a man and fucked hard while in restraints with his hand around my neck and my derriere stinging from his spanks.

But a kiss... I Just want to be bloody snogged.

I think I need a cold shower of holy water.

These thoughts must be purged. A sin in thought is as grave as a sun indeed.

Meet me in the vestry after even song and tell me exactly in every detail what these wicked thoughts are. Purely for confessional purposes you understand.

Ahem.

Yes sister, of course sister.

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

"Forgive me sister for I have sinned.

I have this uncontrollable urge to plunge large phallic instruments deep in my dark passage, just last night I ruined a perfectly edible salami...

What am I to do to dear sister?

I worry for my eternal soul.

An application of Saint Lucinda's blessed dildo of redemption announced with Bishop Assenfuch's lube of releif should show you the error of your deviant ways"

Thank you sister, I can feel the lords blessing vigorously penetrating my soul

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Sister Jennie, I keep having impure thoughts.

What is the best position for repenting?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sister Jennie, I beg forgiveness for subjecting some Forum users to my singing. In my defence, you were the one who provided the platform on which I committed this heinous onslaught on their auditory system.

The voice of an angel.

All were sore amazed when your heavenly notes did annount our ears.

You get a free pass on this one.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sister Jennie, I keep having impure thoughts.

What is the best position for repenting?

Why, missionary of course!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thus week I was an asshole to a fabulous forumite

Will she ever forgive me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I seek absolution oh holy one !

Pop yourself under the pulpit. Yes just there... Now I shall just adjust my robe and.... I think we both know the drills from here! "

Of course I trust you completely. I am saved!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thus week I was an asshole to a fabulous forumite

Will she ever forgive me? "

Saint Wonko the Magnificent needs no forgiveness. He us the very epitome of holiness.

All hail Wonko

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I seek absolution oh holy one !

Pop yourself under the pulpit. Yes just there... Now I shall just adjust my robe and.... I think we both know the drills from here!

Of course I trust you completely. I am saved!"

Shhhh.

Do t speak with your mouth full!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Forgive me, Sister, for I have sinned having impure thoughts about filthy things I wanted to do to Mr when he looked so fucking sexy in his work clothes this afternoon....

Mrs

I must assess thus situation carefully. Send this vision of temptation to me that I may gaze upon his manly frame and absolutely not have any lustful feelings. (cos I is like a saint innit) "

Well, sister, for starters I wanted to be on my knees sucking his fat hard cock in the workshop while he was working on his van...while fucking my pussy with a toy at the same time. Then I wished he was fucking me hard from behind when I was bent over the bonnet. And now I will more than likely sin again as I make myself cum thinking about it, because I ain't no Saint...

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Forgive me, Sister, for I have sinned having impure thoughts about filthy things I wanted to do to Mr when he looked so fucking sexy in his work clothes this afternoon....

Mrs

I must assess thus situation carefully. Send this vision of temptation to me that I may gaze upon his manly frame and absolutely not have any lustful feelings. (cos I is like a saint innit)

Mrs"

Wicked temptress.

Get thee behind me!

And whilst you are there I belive you mentioned a toy?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I regret nothing

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Forgive me mother for I have sinned.

I lusted after someone and I refuse to pluck my eye out, because that's gross.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thus week I was an asshole to a fabulous forumite

Will she ever forgive me?

Saint Wonko the Magnificent needs no forgiveness. He us the very epitome of holiness.

All hail Wonko"

That is the most unhelpful answer yet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I regret nothing

You were lost to that cause aeons ago you sunful harpy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Forgive me mother for I have sinned.

I lusted after someone and I refuse to pluck my eye out, because that's gross."

Maybe a dise of Brother Oswald's cleansing jizz to the eye could save it's being plucked

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Forgive me mother for I have sinned.

I lusted after someone and I refuse to pluck my eye out, because that's gross.

Maybe a dise of Brother Oswald's cleansing jizz to the eye could save it's being plucked "

*dose

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I regret nothing

You were lost to that cause aeons ago you sunful harpy! "

I know I know. And I like it in the hot place. I’ve got my own suite and everything. Ps. It has a dungeon

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Forgive me sister for I have sinned (again)

It was a rolling pin this time

I can't control myself.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thus week I was an asshole to a fabulous forumite

Will she ever forgive me?

Saint Wonko the Magnificent needs no forgiveness. He us the very epitome of holiness.

All hail Wonko

That is the most unhelpful answer yet

All heed the word of Wonko

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I regret nothing

You were lost to that cause aeons ago you sunful harpy!

I know I know. And I like it in the hot place. I’ve got my own suite and everything. Ps. It has a dungeon

Put a towel down for me

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Forgive me mother for I have sinned.

I lusted after someone and I refuse to pluck my eye out, because that's gross.

Maybe a dise of Brother Oswald's cleansing jizz to the eye could save it's being plucked "

Would plucking my chin do instead?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Forgive me sister for I have sinned (again)

It was a rolling pin this time

I can't control myself."

Did it touch the sides?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I regret nothing

You were lost to that cause aeons ago you sunful harpy!

I know I know. And I like it in the hot place. I’ve got my own suite and everything. Ps. It has a dungeon

Put a towel down for me"

Your wish is my command

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thus week I was an asshole to a fabulous forumite

Will she ever forgive me?

Saint Wonko the Magnificent needs no forgiveness. He us the very epitome of holiness.

All hail Wonko

That is the most unhelpful answer yet

All heed the word of Wonko"

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

"Forgive me sister for I have sinned (again)

It was a rolling pin this time

I can't control myself.

Did it touch the sides? "

It was like throwing a sausage down a hallway

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Forgive me mother for I have sinned.

I lusted after someone and I refuse to pluck my eye out, because that's gross.

Maybe a dise of Brother Oswald's cleansing jizz to the eye could save it's being plucked

Would plucking my chin do instead?"

Not in the slightest.

Although balancing my blessed testicles on your chin is worth a go!

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By *J and CBCouple
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

"Sister Jennie Talia of the Convent of FAF is in the confessional.

Confess your sins and beg absolution. Suitable penances will be handed out for the sake of your mortal soul.

Amen"
HA HA HA HA!!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Forgive me mother for I have sinned.

I lusted after someone and I refuse to pluck my eye out, because that's gross.

Maybe a dise of Brother Oswald's cleansing jizz to the eye could save it's being plucked

Would plucking my chin do instead?

Not in the slightest.

Although balancing my blessed testicles on your chin is worth a go! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't sin I'm adorable

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sister Jennie Talia of the Convent of FAF is in the confessional.

Confess your sins and beg absolution. Suitable penances will be handed out for the sake of your mortal soul.

Amen HA HA HA HA!!"

An eternity of damnation is no laughing matter

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Sister Jennie Talia of the Convent of FAF is in the confessional.

Confess your sins and beg absolution. Suitable penances will be handed out for the sake of your mortal soul.

Amen HA HA HA HA!!

An eternity of damnation is no laughing matter "

No. It’s perfect

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't sin I'm adorable

Clearly

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sister Jennie Talia of the Convent of FAF is in the confessional.

Confess your sins and beg absolution. Suitable penances will be handed out for the sake of your mortal soul.

Amen HA HA HA HA!!

An eternity of damnation is no laughing matter

No. It’s perfect

Heretic!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Sister Jennie Talia of the Convent of FAF is in the confessional.

Confess your sins and beg absolution. Suitable penances will be handed out for the sake of your mortal soul.

Amen HA HA HA HA!!

An eternity of damnation is no laughing matter

No. It’s perfect

Heretic! "

#proud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Forgive me, Sister, for I have sinned having impure thoughts about filthy things I wanted to do to Mr when he looked so fucking sexy in his work clothes this afternoon....

Mrs

I must assess thus situation carefully. Send this vision of temptation to me that I may gaze upon his manly frame and absolutely not have any lustful feelings. (cos I is like a saint innit)

Mrs

Wicked temptress.

Get thee behind me!

And whilst you are there I belive you mentioned a toy? "

I did indeed mention a toy....maybe I could commit the ultimate sin fucking you with said toy while Mr fucks me...oh, just send me right to hell

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Forgive me, Sister, for I have sinned having impure thoughts about filthy things I wanted to do to Mr when he looked so fucking sexy in his work clothes this afternoon....

Mrs

I must assess thus situation carefully. Send this vision of temptation to me that I may gaze upon his manly frame and absolutely not have any lustful feelings. (cos I is like a saint innit)

Mrs

Wicked temptress.

Get thee behind me!

And whilst you are there I belive you mentioned a toy?

I did indeed mention a toy....maybe I could commit the ultimate sin fucking you with said toy while Mr fucks me...oh, just send me right to hell

Mrs"

Have you been sent to tempt me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope. Nothing to confess here. I've paid for any wrongdoings in my life and then some.

Certainly don't feel anyone has any right to judge me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nope. Nothing to confess here. I've paid for any wrongdoings in my life and then some.

Certainly don't feel anyone has any right to judge me.

Not even a little bit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If anything it's a sin how goddam adorable I am. Look at me, absolute class in a glass, nothing but nice over ice, women want me, men want me too.

There's children growing up choosing to try to be like me rather than some B list celeb.

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By *lexanderSupertrampMan
over a year ago

Gourock

How long have you got?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Forgive me, Sister, for I have sinned having impure thoughts about filthy things I wanted to do to Mr when he looked so fucking sexy in his work clothes this afternoon....

Mrs

I must assess thus situation carefully. Send this vision of temptation to me that I may gaze upon his manly frame and absolutely not have any lustful feelings. (cos I is like a saint innit)

Mrs

Wicked temptress.

Get thee behind me!

And whilst you are there I belive you mentioned a toy?

I did indeed mention a toy....maybe I could commit the ultimate sin fucking you with said toy while Mr fucks me...oh, just send me right to hell

Mrs

Have you been sent to tempt me?

Challenge accepted....

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How long have you got?

Against an eternity of the vanilla pits of monogamy? As much time as you need

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Forgive me, Sister, for I have sinned having impure thoughts about filthy things I wanted to do to Mr when he looked so fucking sexy in his work clothes this afternoon....

Mrs

I must assess thus situation carefully. Send this vision of temptation to me that I may gaze upon his manly frame and absolutely not have any lustful feelings. (cos I is like a saint innit)

Mrs

Wicked temptress.

Get thee behind me!

And whilst you are there I belive you mentioned a toy?

I did indeed mention a toy....maybe I could commit the ultimate sin fucking you with said toy while Mr fucks me...oh, just send me right to hell

Mrs

Have you been sent to tempt me?

Challenge accepted....

Mrs"

This isn't how it's supposed to go!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Forgive me, Sister, for I have sinned having impure thoughts about filthy things I wanted to do to Mr when he looked so fucking sexy in his work clothes this afternoon....

Mrs

I must assess thus situation carefully. Send this vision of temptation to me that I may gaze upon his manly frame and absolutely not have any lustful feelings. (cos I is like a saint innit)

Mrs

Wicked temptress.

Get thee behind me!

And whilst you are there I belive you mentioned a toy?

I did indeed mention a toy....maybe I could commit the ultimate sin fucking you with said toy while Mr fucks me...oh, just send me right to hell

Mrs

Have you been sent to tempt me?

Challenge accepted....

Mrs

This isn't how it's supposed to go! "

In that case, Sister Jennie Talia, you'd best send me straight to the naughty step to repent for my sins...

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Forgive me, Sister, for I have sinned having impure thoughts about filthy things I wanted to do to Mr when he looked so fucking sexy in his work clothes this afternoon....

Mrs

I must assess thus situation carefully. Send this vision of temptation to me that I may gaze upon his manly frame and absolutely not have any lustful feelings. (cos I is like a saint innit)

Mrs

Wicked temptress.

Get thee behind me!

And whilst you are there I belive you mentioned a toy?

I did indeed mention a toy....maybe I could commit the ultimate sin fucking you with said toy while Mr fucks me...oh, just send me right to hell

Mrs

Have you been sent to tempt me?

Challenge accepted....

Mrs

This isn't how it's supposed to go!

In that case, Sister Jennie Talia, you'd best send me straight to the naughty step to repent for my sins...

Mrs"

Good idea.

Whew that was close.

Not today Satan, not today.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Forgive me, Sister, for I have sinned having impure thoughts about filthy things I wanted to do to Mr when he looked so fucking sexy in his work clothes this afternoon....

Mrs

I must assess thus situation carefully. Send this vision of temptation to me that I may gaze upon his manly frame and absolutely not have any lustful feelings. (cos I is like a saint innit)

Mrs

Wicked temptress.

Get thee behind me!

And whilst you are there I belive you mentioned a toy?

I did indeed mention a toy....maybe I could commit the ultimate sin fucking you with said toy while Mr fucks me...oh, just send me right to hell

Mrs

Have you been sent to tempt me?

Challenge accepted....

Mrs

This isn't how it's supposed to go!

In that case, Sister Jennie Talia, you'd best send me straight to the naughty step to repent for my sins...

Mrs

Good idea.

Whew that was close.

Not today Satan, not today. "

*goes off to said naughty step but takes a toy to fuck herself with while she's there....*

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Forgive me, Sister, for I have sinned having impure thoughts about filthy things I wanted to do to Mr when he looked so fucking sexy in his work clothes this afternoon....

Mrs

I must assess thus situation carefully. Send this vision of temptation to me that I may gaze upon his manly frame and absolutely not have any lustful feelings. (cos I is like a saint innit)

Mrs

Wicked temptress.

Get thee behind me!

And whilst you are there I belive you mentioned a toy?

I did indeed mention a toy....maybe I could commit the ultimate sin fucking you with said toy while Mr fucks me...oh, just send me right to hell

Mrs

Have you been sent to tempt me?

Challenge accepted....

Mrs

This isn't how it's supposed to go!

In that case, Sister Jennie Talia, you'd best send me straight to the naughty step to repent for my sins...

Mrs

Good idea.

Whew that was close.

Not today Satan, not today.

*goes off to said naughty step but takes a toy to fuck herself with while she's there....*

Mrs "

Not only a sinner, but an unashamed bratty sinner! The divine flogger of Saint Celestine may need to be unveiled

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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago

london stratford

OI VAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

I am Jewish (I know! really as Jewish as a kosher pork chop. I am less Jew and more ish!!!)

But still. I don't do the confession malarkey!!!!!

but I would love to fuck a nun! if that counts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Life is for the living. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thus week I was an asshole to a fabulous forumite

Will she ever forgive me?

Saint Wonko the Magnificent needs no forgiveness. He us the very epitome of holiness.

All hail Wonko

That is the most unhelpful answer yet

All heed the word of Wonko

I must confess I miss perving her pics

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OI VAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

I am Jewish (I know! really as Jewish as a kosher pork chop. I am less Jew and more ish!!!)

But still. I don't do the confession malarkey!!!!!

but I would love to fuck a nun! if that counts"

The congregation of FAF is a broad church. All are welcome here.

Come to the convent after evening prayer. I will tie you up and leave you face down in the font. You'll be fucked then!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I have been peeing in the garden to keep the foxes out

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

"I have been peeing in the garden to keep the foxes out "

Has it worked or do you have the kinky ones visiting g

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I have been peeing in the garden to keep the foxes out

Has it worked or do you have the kinky ones visiting g

Well we've never had foxes in the garden so it must be working !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh Granny, or as I should say Granny Superior the Righteous. As one of the holiest of holies how can anything you do be sinful?

However as we all know, the golden emissions of Saint Crumpet are used in the most sacred ceremonies of the Church of FAF. To waste such divine liquids on mere canine vermin is indeed a sinful waste.

How can I lowly Sister as I am make judgement upon you, your maleficence?

We will have to throw this one open to Archbishop Wonko the Wise.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Tread carefully Wonko for thoust artst merelyst ast mortalst andst Ist arst sommat else ending in st.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Sister Jennie Talia of the Convent of FAF is in the confessional.

Confess your sins and beg absolution. Suitable penances will be handed out for the sake of your mortal soul.

Amen"
i was on the beach today naked but i never got a hardon

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tread carefully Wonko for thoust artst merelyst ast mortalst andst Ist arst sommat else ending in st.

I sense a schism

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tread carefully Wonko for thoust artst merelyst ast mortalst andst Ist arst sommat else ending in st.

Huh?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sister Jennie Talia of the Convent of FAF is in the confessional.

Confess your sins and beg absolution. Suitable penances will be handed out for the sake of your mortal soul.

Ameni was on the beach today naked but i never got a hardon

The strength to resist temptation is an example to us all, Macky the Flacid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have no sins to confess.

I'm not even a mass murderer from excessive wanking these days seeing I've had the snip

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tread carefully Wonko for thou art merely as mortal and I ar sommat else ending in st.

FTFY Wonko

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have no sins to confess.

I'm not even a mass murderer from excessive wanking these days seeing I've had the snip

A denier and utterer of false witness!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have no sins to confess.

I'm not even a mass murderer from excessive wanking these days seeing I've had the snip

A denier and utterer of false witness! "

Nope... absolutely nobody has watched me wank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Forgive me, Sister, for I have sinned having impure thoughts about filthy things I wanted to do to Mr when he looked so fucking sexy in his work clothes this afternoon....

Mrs

I must assess thus situation carefully. Send this vision of temptation to me that I may gaze upon his manly frame and absolutely not have any lustful feelings. (cos I is like a saint innit)

Mrs

Wicked temptress.

Get thee behind me!

And whilst you are there I belive you mentioned a toy?

I did indeed mention a toy....maybe I could commit the ultimate sin fucking you with said toy while Mr fucks me...oh, just send me right to hell

Mrs

Have you been sent to tempt me?

Challenge accepted....

Mrs

This isn't how it's supposed to go!

In that case, Sister Jennie Talia, you'd best send me straight to the naughty step to repent for my sins...

Mrs

Good idea.

Whew that was close.

Not today Satan, not today.

*goes off to said naughty step but takes a toy to fuck herself with while she's there....*

Mrs

Not only a sinner, but an unashamed bratty sinner! The divine flogger of Saint Celestine may need to be unveiled "

*obligingly bends over for proposed flogging*

Mrs

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By *rooperRedMan
over a year ago

Littlehampton

Forgive me sister for I have not sinned enough. At this rate I'm likely to end up in Heaven with all the boring people. Considering if raiding a few monasteries will get me through the door at Valhalla at least.

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