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A guy walks into a bar

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By *ackformore100 OP   Man
over a year ago

Tin town

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

?

And says "ow!"

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By *hristopherd999Man
over a year ago

Brentwood


"And says "ow!" "

It was an iron bar

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By *adger BrocMan
over a year ago

Co. Cork

Says "ouch" .....and thinks "gotta stop fone scrolling and walking at the same time".

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By *ackformore100 OP   Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"And says "ow!"

It was an iron bar"

Tommy Cooper is in the house!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The barman says why the long face

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By *adger BrocMan
over a year ago

Co. Cork


"The barman says why the long face "

Was that not what the barman said when a horse walked in?

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By *linyMan
over a year ago

Manchester/London


"The barman says why the long face

Was that not what the barman said when a horse walked in?"

“You hear furlong? Do you want a table?”

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

And sees everyone glancing nervously at a scruffy bit of tarmac. The barman says in a low voice "Stay away from him. He's a cycle path!"

J

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

And just as a guy is leaving, he says “can I push in your stool?!”

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Bournemouth

Bar........ mitsfa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The barman says why the long face

Was that not what the barman said when a horse walked in?"

Shhhhhhh lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink, and while he’s drinking, the monkey jumps all over the place, eating everything behind the bar. Then the monkey jumps on to the pool table and swallows a billiard ball. The bartender screams at the guy, “Your monkey just ate the cue ball off my pool table — whole!” “Sorry,” replied the guy. “He eats everything in sight, the little **stard. I’ll pay for everything.” The guy finishes his drink, pays and leaves. Two weeks later, he’s in the bar with his pet monkey, again. He orders a drink, and the monkey starts running around the bar. The monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his a**, pulls it out and eats it. The bartender is disgusted. “Did you see what your monkey did now?” he asks. “Yeah,” replies the guy. “He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he swallowed that cue ball, he measures stuff first.”

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