FabSwingers.com forum: Saturday breakfast

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The kitchen is open…what’s everyone want…hopefully no poached eggs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

granola with greek yoghurt and a nice cup of tea please

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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago

london stratford

"The kitchen is open…what’s everyone want…hopefully no poached eggs "

egg n bacon butty for me plz. lots of butter and a splash of red sauce.

thanks xxx

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West

I'll have bacon and poached eggs on toast.

Do you want to borrow my poach pots?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"granola with greek yoghurt and a nice cup of tea please

Milk and sugar?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The kitchen is open…what’s everyone want…hopefully no poached eggs

egg n bacon butty for me plz. lots of butter and a splash of red sauce.

thanks xxx"

Runny egg?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll have bacon and poached eggs on toast.

Do you want to borrow my poach pots? "

That would be amazing. Yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"granola with greek yoghurt and a nice cup of tea please

Milk and sugar?"

Just a little milk, no sugar x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"granola with greek yoghurt and a nice cup of tea please

Milk and sugar?

Just a little milk, no sugar x"

On the way x

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

Good morning. Can assume we serve ourselves to the buffet first and order the hot stuff from the kitchen?

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By *iasubTV/TS
over a year ago

Ilkeston

Good morning, ill get bacon, sausage , haggis black pudding and a egg cob please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 hot sexy women on toast.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good morning. Can assume we serve ourselves to the buffet first and order the hot stuff from the kitchen? "

Full continental all the pastries, cheeses and hams and cereals

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good morning, ill get bacon, sausage , haggis black pudding and a egg cob please "

Give me 10 minutes

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By *iasubTV/TS
over a year ago

Ilkeston

"Good morning, ill get bacon, sausage , haggis black pudding and a egg cob please

Give me 10 minutes "

Roger that ta

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"2 hot sexy women on toast. "

Sorry we don’t serve that here, harder to find that than it is to make poached eggs

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

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"Good morning. Can assume we serve ourselves to the buffet first and order the hot stuff from the kitchen?

Full continental all the pastries, cheeses and hams and cereals "

Great, will have some cereal,greek yogurt, nuts and honey first and a bit of fresh fruit please. For the hot stuff, can I go for a small cheese omelette please with a couple of crispy bacon rashers and a grilled tomatoes and some brown toast. And its coffee for me please. Thank you.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I'll take a sausage sandwich with ketchup please & a large mocha.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good morning. Can assume we serve ourselves to the buffet first and order the hot stuff from the kitchen?

Full continental all the pastries, cheeses and hams and cereals

Hang on I need a note pad

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll take a sausage sandwich with ketchup please & a large mocha.

Mrs "

That I can do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning

Proper Sausage & hp sauce please

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By *radesman87Man
over a year ago

Gloucester

Morning , strong coffee please, side of of Paracetamol

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

"Good morning. Can assume we serve ourselves to the buffet first and order the hot stuff from the kitchen?

Full continental all the pastries, cheeses and hams and cereals

Hang on I need a note pad "

it has been a while since I had a nice leisurely breakfast cooked by someone else

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Morning

Proper Sausage & hp sauce please"

No problems

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Morning , strong coffee please, side of of Paracetamol

Soluble or tablets?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good morning. Can assume we serve ourselves to the buffet first and order the hot stuff from the kitchen?

Full continental all the pastries, cheeses and hams and cereals

Hang on I need a note pad

it has been a while since I had a nice leisurely breakfast cooked by someone else "

I didn’t guarantee it would be a nice breakfast

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By *radesman87Man
over a year ago

Gloucester

"Morning , strong coffee please, side of of Paracetamol

Soluble or tablets?"

Tablets please

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West

"I'll have bacon and poached eggs on toast.

Do you want to borrow my poach pots?

That would be amazing. Yes please "

Pleasure is all mine.

Do you wanna brew whilst you're making all the fabbers breakfasts?

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

"Good morning. Can assume we serve ourselves to the buffet first and order the hot stuff from the kitchen?

Full continental all the pastries, cheeses and hams and cereals

Hang on I need a note pad

it has been a while since I had a nice leisurely breakfast cooked by someone else

I didn’t guarantee it would be a nice breakfast

Well as they say, you can only do your best. It all then depends if there will be any repeats or not

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll have bacon and poached eggs on toast.

Do you want to borrow my poach pots?

That would be amazing. Yes please

Pleasure is all mine.

Do you wanna brew whilst you're making all the fabbers breakfasts? "

I’ll have a tea, milk and no sugar please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scrambled egg on a bagel over here please good sir

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Scrambled egg on a bagel over here please good sir

As you’ve asked so nicely I’ll get that done straight away

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

Op, thanks for my breakfast, best I han in ages. Is their a tip jar?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Op, thanks for my breakfast, best I han in ages. Is their a tip jar? "

Just a good review

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

"Op, thanks for my breakfast, best I han in ages. Is their a tip jar? "

Oops, my there and their lol

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

"Op, thanks for my breakfast, best I han in ages. Is their a tip jar?

Just a good review

No probs, 5 stars it is

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

Just a cuppa at the moment please.

Then porridge, Greek yoghurt and berries around 8ish with coffee and cream.

Please and thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just a cuppa at the moment please.

Then porridge, Greek yoghurt and berries around 8ish with coffee and cream.

Please and thank you

I’ll leave it at the door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poached eggs on toast with crispy bacon and freshly ground coffee

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West

"I'll have bacon and poached eggs on toast.

Do you want to borrow my poach pots?

That would be amazing. Yes please

Pleasure is all mine.

Do you wanna brew whilst you're making all the fabbers breakfasts?

I’ll have a tea, milk and no sugar please "

Coming right up !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Poached eggs on toast with crispy bacon and freshly ground coffee

You can do that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll have bacon and poached eggs on toast.

Do you want to borrow my poach pots?

That would be amazing. Yes please

Pleasure is all mine.

Do you wanna brew whilst you're making all the fabbers breakfasts?

I’ll have a tea, milk and no sugar please

Coming right up !! "

It’s needed. I need a smaller menu. Maybe just cereals in the future

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The kitchen is open…what’s everyone want…hopefully no poached eggs "

I'll have a black coffee and some scrambled egg on toast with plenty of brown sauce please, chef.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Poached eggs on toast with crispy bacon and freshly ground coffee

You can do that "

Happy to, i poach the eggs in pan of salted water, it mostly works out lol

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By *mokeyDaizMan
over a year ago

london

Been sniffing all night last thing I’m thinking of is breakfast ????

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Poached eggs on toast with crispy bacon and freshly ground coffee

You can do that

Happy to, i poach the eggs in pan of salted water, it mostly works out lol"

Omg how rude, I meant yes I can do that!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Poached eggs on toast with crispy bacon and freshly ground coffee

You can do that

Happy to, i poach the eggs in pan of salted water, it mostly works out lol

Omg how rude, I meant yes I can do that!! "

Then sir i will be happy for you to make that, let me know if you need a hand as seems the breakfast orders are coming thick and fast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May I please have

Granola, natural yoghurt, strawberries and a big squirt of honey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good morning, ill get bacon, sausage , haggis black pudding and a egg cob please "

What is an egg cob? x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good morning, ill get bacon, sausage , haggis black pudding and a egg cob please

What is an egg cob? x"

A bread roll with just a fried egg in it, preferably runny egg

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Poached eggs on toast with crispy bacon and freshly ground coffee

You can do that

Happy to, i poach the eggs in pan of salted water, it mostly works out lol

Omg how rude, I meant yes I can do that!!

Then sir i will be happy for you to make that, let me know if you need a hand as seems the breakfast orders are coming thick and fast

Passes you an apron

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"May I please have

Granola, natural yoghurt, strawberries and a big squirt of honey

I’ve got some nice manuka honey here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Passes you an apron "

Yes chef!

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By *ellanbennyCouple
over a year ago

cambs

Had nothing.... ready for a full day at work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good morning, ill get bacon, sausage , haggis black pudding and a egg cob please

What is an egg cob? x

A bread roll with just a fried egg in it, preferably runny egg

Ahhhhh a cobs a roll. Yum I love runny eggs x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"May I please have

Granola, natural yoghurt, strawberries and a big squirt of honey

I’ve got some nice manuka honey here "

Deelishus licking lips in anticipation x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"May I please have

Granola, natural yoghurt, strawberries and a big squirt of honey

I’ve got some nice manuka honey here

Deelishus licking lips in anticipation x"

It’s on the way x

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By *oleraine-coupleCouple
over a year ago

coleraine

Huevos rancheros please

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

The Attic - Derby.

Eggs royal and apple juice please. Same for Mr, but with coffee. Thank you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Huevos rancheros please "

Ningun problema

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Eggs royal and apple juice please. Same for Mr, but with coffee. Thank you. "

I’ll make the coffee black, leave some milk on the side

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"2 hot sexy women on toast. "

Granary, wholemeal or white toast though ...could be a red flag?!

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Bacon butty please

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By *os_GoddessofdawnWoman
over a year ago

In the clouds

Bagel with scrambled eggs and smoked salmon and a big glass of O.J pls

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bacon butty please

Any sauce?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bagel with scrambled eggs and smoked salmon and a big glass of O.J pls"

Coming up

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By *os_GoddessofdawnWoman
over a year ago

In the clouds

"Bagel with scrambled eggs and smoked salmon and a big glass of O.J pls

Coming up "

Yummy

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By *ayo81966Man
over a year ago

barnstaple

Strong tea

Crispy bacon sarnie

Please

Naked service included?

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By *aughty but nice...Man
over a year ago

Staffs

Cup of tea and a full English please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Strong tea

Crispy bacon sarnie

Please

Naked service included?"

My body will put you off your food

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By *linyMan
over a year ago

Manchester/London

Scrambled eggs and beans on brown toast, orange juice and a cup of Tetleys please mate. Do ya need a hand with all these orders?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cup of tea and a full English please

Beans or tomatoes or both?

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Bacon butty please

Any sauce?"

Can I have a bit of red and brown please ... greedy I know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee and toast please xx

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By *ayo81966Man
over a year ago

barnstaple

"Strong tea

Crispy bacon sarnie

Please

Naked service included?

My body will put you off your food "

I doubt it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bacon butty please

Any sauce?

Can I have a bit of red and brown please ... greedy I know

Of course you can

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Coffee and toast please xx"

Brown or white bread and proper butter?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Strong tea

Crispy bacon sarnie

Please

Naked service included?

My body will put you off your food

I doubt it "

I’ve seen it. It will

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poached eggs pl

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Poached eggs pl

All these poached eggs. I should’ve made them the night before.

On its way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eggs benedict please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Eggs benedict please "

I even have made my own bernaisse sauce

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By *linyMan
over a year ago

Manchester/London

"Eggs benedict please "

Shouldn’t this be ‘Eggs Bellaseas please’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am work and the lovely kitchen lady has made me a bacon and egg sarnie

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Kitchen closed folk.

I’m knackered and it’s hot over this stove

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"2 hot sexy women on toast.

Sorry we don’t serve that here, harder to find that than it is to make poached eggs "

Well that’s a shame, what type of Fab cafe is this?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"May I please have

Granola, natural yoghurt, strawberries and a big squirt of honey

I’ve got some nice manuka honey here

Deelishus licking lips in anticipation x

It’s on the way x"

I'm hungry again. Do you serve late lunch? x

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