FabSwingers.com forum: Petty Profile

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

We all know the obvious turn offs on here regarding profiles and messages...

What's the pettiest reason you've not been interested in a profile or ignored a message or not gone through with a meeting?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Because of a look on their face

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Because of a look on their face

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Because she turned me down at the door of the Churchill Suite at the celebrated Claridges Hotel, circa 2Ø23.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Because of a look on their face

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Because she turned me down at the door of the Churchill Suite at the celebrated Claridges Hotel, circa 2Ø23.

If I remember correctly you went for champagne and never returned

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I (Mrs) have a petty thing about dirty mirrors or messy rooms in photos. It's ridiculous and I know it is petty but I cannot unsee it once ive noticed.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Because of a look on their face

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Because she turned me down at the door of the Churchill Suite at the celebrated Claridges Hotel, circa 2Ø23.

If I remember correctly you went for champagne and never returned

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One day you shall be suitably ravished beyond all sensual recognition.

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By *issIrishCoffeeWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

When someone messages me about skin to or race

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By *untimes wantedMan
over a year ago

Huddersfield

Big yellow smiley covering their face ,just can't take them seriously with that image in my head.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't reply in June. That is just ewww! No June replies required. Awks to be fair, just ewww!

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By *untimes wantedMan
over a year ago

Huddersfield

"When someone messages me about skin to or race

would not call that petty,considering the messages i had in past regarding colour or race of guys in my pics .I would think many times its a very good reason

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By *arren and AliciaCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

When you see baby/kids cot toys etc

Wedding photos in thier albums or as profile pic

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By *issIrishCoffeeWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"When someone messages me about skin to or race

would not call that petty,considering the messages i had in past regarding colour or race of guys in my pics .I would think many times its a very good reason "

You don’t know what messages I get , so I would call it petty in my opinion, for that reasons alone is why I ignore or block them . I could never see it as a good reason ( god forbid

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By *icassolifelikeMan
over a year ago

Luton

Arrogance. If their profile reads like they’re the second coming………..

It’s fab. Not a general election!

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Bournemouth

Profile too long and just a rant from start to finish....... Means they are not meant for this lifestyle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you see baby/kids cot toys etc

Wedding photos in thier albums or as profile pic "

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By *rFoxAndXenoCouple
over a year ago

Weymouth

"Don't reply in June. That is just ewww! No June replies required. Awks to be fair, just ewww!"

What does this mean?

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By *eally_RosieWoman
over a year ago

Not Far From Doncaster

Because they have a vagina and clearly haven’t read the fact that I’m not Bi

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Come to our hotel now messages. Doesn’t matter if it’s a 30min drive or a 7 hour flight away , it ain’t happening.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Crappy photos, messy/dirty backgrounds.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Petty? I don’t think my reasons are petty. I think they’re reasonable.

Short profiles. I need more than 1 sentence to want to message.

The profiles that start with the no this no that no this no that… you know the ones. Far too negative for me.

They’re taller than me, why don’t you lie about your height a a I’d say your shorter? I lie about my dick size!

They live more than an hour away. If that’s an hour for them to come to mine, or an hour for me to get to theirs, that’s 2 hours, and there and back is now 4. So with my bad maths, I assume we won’t ever meet up for a quick 5 minute fumble.

They take bad photos. I know right, they could be EVERYTHING in my type of types, but if they are not on point in their selfie…. How the hell am I supposed to know?

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

If their profile or message is petty or shallow.

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By *at fucker in LondonMan
over a year ago

London

Noticing a US electrical outlet in a pic of someone apparently in Dorset

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By *rFoxAndXenoCouple
over a year ago

Weymouth

I think most of my reasons are valid, but something that bamboozles me is profiles that repeat themselves and take 10 minutes to explain the same points

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By *oleraine-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Coleraine

Really short profiles

People that don’t bother to read yours

Text speak

Immediately discussing meetings and what they want

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Terrible spelling and grammar.

I’m not proud of that, but it’s my petty thing!

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By *os_GoddessofdawnWoman
over a year ago

In the clouds

"Terrible spelling and grammar.

I’m not proud of that, but it’s my petty thing!"

Agree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A profile full of pics that are just close ups of their cock.

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By *ld StrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Telford

When they stick there tongue out for take a picture or there's no sweet on the bed

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Incorrect their/there/they're use.

Doesn't seem to know what they want or what they have to offer.

"Here to push boundaries."

"Mmmm"

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By *hoebeWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

All different profile -

His fingernails were dirty in his photos.

He has weird feet

His boobs are bigger than mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Terrible spelling and grammar.

I’m not proud of that, but it’s my petty thing!

Agree

This all day long, the device they are typing on has some form of autocorrect, just sloppy

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By *oelDorianMan
over a year ago

vanaheim

The profile that almost all their photos use filters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can’t stand profiles where the guy has loads of pics of him balls deep in numerous women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I (Mrs) have a petty thing about dirty mirrors or messy rooms in photos. It's ridiculous and I know it is petty but I cannot unsee it once ive noticed. "

I'm the exact same x

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

I'd been chatting to a guy and he put a new picture on...he was wearing some really awful jeans in it. I just told him I wasn't interested any more and blocked him.

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By *linyMan
over a year ago

Manchester/London

Dirty nails just ewwww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a bad person but at least I'm honest.

So many petty things -

Dirty mirrors

No duvet cover on duvet

Spelling mistakes/no grammar

Pics of the ex scored out

Pics of every conquest

The absolute worst offender is standing taking cock pic in socks or socks on while ball deep.

I can't un see this xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn’t say it’s petty but someone had the same bedding as our then 4 year old son.

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By *astandFeistyCouple
over a year ago

Bournemouth

"Terrible spelling and grammar.

I’m not proud of that, but it’s my petty thing!

Agree

This all day long, the device they are typing on has some form of autocorrect, just sloppy"

Autocorrect only works if you're close to your word in the first place.

People can be petty over spelling all they like, it's their choice but it's estimated that 1 in 10 are dyslexic.

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

Chichester

Cancelled a meet on the day as they kept using. Mmmmmm / slurppp in text messages.

I concluded the level of intelligent conversation would be insufficient and I would be bored in minutes

decided to scrub meet and meet someone else instead

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By *mashingPumpkinMan
over a year ago

Carmarthen

Dirty finger nails

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

im terrible at spelling i really am..

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By *ackonceagain1777Couple
over a year ago

West Mids

"Cancelled a meet on the day as they kept using. Mmmmmm / slurppp in text messages.

I concluded the level of intelligent conversation would be insufficient and I would be bored in minutes

decided to scrub meet and meet someone else instead "
That would be an instant ick! X

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Any message that has 'hehe' at the end.

What are you....12?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any message that has 'hehe' at the end.

What are you....12?

Or Michael Jackson.

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Somewhere Southwest

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

Chichester

"Cancelled a meet on the day as they kept using. Mmmmmm / slurppp in text messages.

I concluded the level of intelligent conversation would be insufficient and I would be bored in minutes

decided to scrub meet and meet someone else instead That would be an instant ick! X"

Yes it was just dull and this lady kept putting it on every message . I decided to abort and save myself the ballache

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Somewhere Southwest

"Any message that has 'hehe' at the end.

What are you....12?

... Mwah! Or jog on...

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

No public pics ,instant delete

The sydney uni warning is longer than their profile text.

They've sent me a cock pic or a cringey graphic message.

They just in my area for a couple of hours,no ta.

Hi babe/sexy/hun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would like to add to my petty post if someone told me they were dyslexic I understand that, thats totally different

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Bournemouth

Don't contact me unless you have pics and veries i mean who has that

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By *astandFeistyCouple
over a year ago

Bournemouth

"I would like to add to my petty post if someone told me they were dyslexic I understand that, thats totally different

It wasn't about spelling being dyslexic, lots of people have a dislike of bad spelling, as i said, thats their choice, I wont hate on that. Was more about that one guy calling it sloppy.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Any message that has 'hehe' at the end.

What are you....12?

Or Michael Jackson."

Much as I could do with the money from selling a tale of a night of sordid lust with a world famous celeb to the tabloids right now......

I think MJ might be a little too crusty at present.

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

London

“See where it goes” anywhere in the profile or message. Tells me you don’t have a fucking clue what you want!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any message that has 'hehe' at the end.

What are you....12?

Or Michael Jackson.

Much as I could do with the money from selling a tale of a night of sordid lust with a world famous celeb to the tabloids right now......

I think MJ might be a little too crusty at present.

Shamone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone who messages saying tits I hate that word from a stranger.

Knows it’s petty but makes me cringe.

Boobs is much nicer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would like to add to my petty post if someone told me they were dyslexic I understand that, thats totally different

It wasn't about spelling being dyslexic, lots of people have a dislike of bad spelling, as i said, thats their choice, I wont hate on that. Was more about that one guy calling it sloppy."

Sloppy is a whole different ball game and just puts me off. I have to say you're stunning xx

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford... (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

The 'fill in later' brigade who've been on for over a year ...

... if you can't be bothered to type a bit of text, what else are too lazy to do??!

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Bournemouth

"The 'fill in later' brigade who've been on for over a year ...

... if you can't be bothered to type a bit of text, what else are too lazy to do??!

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have sex I'd say i mean sheeeesh

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By *olourmeplayfulWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

My petty peeve is an age range of 18-99, makes me think if they’re not paying attention the details they won’t be able to pay attention to my details.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Profiles with massive lists demanding this and that, some in capitals ,'l never ....' then another list a mile long, give me strength .

A simple profile with likes and dislikes that is easy to read and understand,not too much to ask, not aggressive shouty profiles demanding perfection in every way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A long profile all about them, them, them.. blah blah blah.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ps. I can't remember the petty reason. To me they are always good enough reasons.

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