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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Who fancies a fuck?

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Who fancies a fuck?"

You offering?

B

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Me.

A

*probably having one later if I don't nod off......

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Ffs I've just got in bed now

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Holllllllla

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Who fancies a fuck?

You offering?

B"

Mayyyybe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooo let me think about that for a nanosecond…….hell yes I fancy one.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Me.

A

*probably having one later if I don't nod off...... "

You can go off a person

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Ffs I've just got in bed now "

Do you not have one in there?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Yes please "

In

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

But it’s gone 10pm

J x

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Holllllllla "

I'm very old... what does this mean?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Oooo let me think about that for a nanosecond…….hell yes I fancy one. "

That was a long think...

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"But it’s gone 10pm

J x"

It is a little late, I agree...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shame you're at the opposite end of the country from us, because I definitely do fancy a fuck...

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oooo let me think about that for a nanosecond…….hell yes I fancy one.

That was a long think..."

It’ll last longer than the fuck would

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By *oofy321Man
over a year ago

moon base zero

Nah,I've 6 beers and a belly full of pad thai so I'll pass....out soon,good lucky op x

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Shame you're at the opposite end of the country from us, because I definitely do fancy a fuck...

Mrs"

I'm sure someone had a teleportation device a couple weeks ago...

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Oooo let me think about that for a nanosecond…….hell yes I fancy one.

That was a long think...

It’ll last longer than the fuck would "

That's rather flattering

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

As long as I dont have to give one!

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

Do I need to move from my couch?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Nah,I've 6 beers and a belly full of pad thai so I'll pass....out soon,good lucky op x"

Now I want beer...

(Also... I was just asking a question... )

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Ffs I've just got in bed now

Do you not have one in there?"

Not tonight no

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"As long as I dont have to give one!"

I mean... I was hoping to just take it

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Do I need to move from my couch?"

Not so far

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Can I give you one Posh?

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By *oofy321Man
over a year ago

moon base zero


"Nah,I've 6 beers and a belly full of pad thai so I'll pass....out soon,good lucky op x

Now I want beer...

(Also... I was just asking a question... )"

But no to pad thai?????

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Ffs I've just got in bed now

Do you not have one in there?

Not tonight no "

Awww...

Hang on...

FORUM... GRUMPY NEEDS A FUCK IN HIS BED!! PLEASE PROVIDE!

You're welcome

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Can I give you one Posh? "

Yes. Yes you can

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Nah,I've 6 beers and a belly full of pad thai so I'll pass....out soon,good lucky op x

Now I want beer...

(Also... I was just asking a question... )

But no to pad thai????? "

I had rice earlier

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Can I give you one Posh?

Yes. Yes you can "

On my way

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly


"Ffs I've just got in bed now

Do you not have one in there?

Not tonight no

Awww...

Hang on...

FORUM... GRUMPY NEEDS A FUCK IN HIS BED!! PLEASE PROVIDE!

You're welcome "

In.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

If I fancy a fuck do I have to make an effort?

Only, well, I'm quite comfortable but I'd be down for some penis rubbing against my bum.

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly


"If I fancy a fuck do I have to make an effort?

Only, well, I'm quite comfortable but I'd be down for some penis rubbing against my bum. "

In.

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

As I lay here in my glasses perving the delights of fab and D whispering in my ear, I would love nothing more right now!!

But it's half term and the littles are still awake!

We'll be waiting!!

Jo.Xx

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Ffs I've just got in bed now

Do you not have one in there?

Not tonight no

Awww...

Hang on...

FORUM... GRUMPY NEEDS A FUCK IN HIS BED!! PLEASE PROVIDE!

You're welcome "

trust you

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Ffs I've just got in bed now

Do you not have one in there?

Not tonight no

Awww...

Hang on...

FORUM... GRUMPY NEEDS A FUCK IN HIS BED!! PLEASE PROVIDE!

You're welcome

In. "

Yay

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"If I fancy a fuck do I have to make an effort?

Only, well, I'm quite comfortable but I'd be down for some penis rubbing against my bum. "

I can't even be bothered to shave my legs... so I'm gonna say no, no effort required.

I mean... it's just fancying. Not having, right?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"As I lay here in my glasses perving the delights of fab and D whispering in my ear, I would love nothing more right now!!

But it's half term and the littles are still awake!

We'll be waiting!!

Jo.Xx "

Ffs.

Now I want to come there

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Ffs I've just got in bed now

Do you not have one in there?

Not tonight no

Awww...

Hang on...

FORUM... GRUMPY NEEDS A FUCK IN HIS BED!! PLEASE PROVIDE!

You're welcome

trust you"

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Ffs I've just got in bed now

Do you not have one in there?

Not tonight no

Awww...

Hang on...

FORUM... GRUMPY NEEDS A FUCK IN HIS BED!! PLEASE PROVIDE!

You're welcome

trust you

"

That went well

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Ffs I've just got in bed now

Do you not have one in there?

Not tonight no

Awww...

Hang on...

FORUM... GRUMPY NEEDS A FUCK IN HIS BED!! PLEASE PROVIDE!

You're welcome

trust you

That went well "

Didya got one?

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle


"Who fancies a fuck?"

Make it quick I’ve got to be up at 4

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yes please, posh. I’ll get on top?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Who fancies a fuck?

Make it quick I’ve got to be up at 4 "

Sod that nonsense!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"yes please, posh. I’ll get on top?"

I don't know where people are getting the idea I'm offering one... I was just curious

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle


"Who fancies a fuck?

Make it quick I’ve got to be up at 4

Sod that nonsense!"

Thanks. I hope it was good for you too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am 6 Beers in now... not sure how it would go

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Ffs I've just got in bed now

Do you not have one in there?

Not tonight no

Awww...

Hang on...

FORUM... GRUMPY NEEDS A FUCK IN HIS BED!! PLEASE PROVIDE!

You're welcome

trust you

That went well

Didya got one?"

Nah .. All bloody Lesbians you lot

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Who fancies a fuck?

Make it quick I’ve got to be up at 4

Sod that nonsense!

Thanks. I hope it was good for you too "

Best one you've done so far

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Ffs I've just got in bed now

Do you not have one in there?

Not tonight no

Awww...

Hang on...

FORUM... GRUMPY NEEDS A FUCK IN HIS BED!! PLEASE PROVIDE!

You're welcome

trust you

That went well

Didya got one?

Nah .. All bloody Lesbians you lot "

Only Monday-Thursday. Friday, Saturday and Sunday are cock days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"yes please, posh. I’ll get on top?

I don't know where people are getting the idea I'm offering one... I was just curious "

Oh …

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I am 6 Beers in now... not sure how it would go "

I've got a pair of lolly sticks and some tape?

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By *teve76Man
over a year ago

cleveland

Yes please

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"yes please, posh. I’ll get on top?

I don't know where people are getting the idea I'm offering one... I was just curious

Oh … "

I mean... I'm not saying I'm not...

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Yes please "

Should I pimp you out like I did Grumpy?

I'm not very good at it apparently...

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Ffs I've just got in bed now

Do you not have one in there?

Not tonight no

Awww...

Hang on...

FORUM... GRUMPY NEEDS A FUCK IN HIS BED!! PLEASE PROVIDE!

You're welcome

trust you

That went well

Didya got one?

Nah .. All bloody Lesbians you lot

Only Monday-Thursday. Friday, Saturday and Sunday are cock days "

Oh look . It's Saturday tomorrow

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By *teve76Man
over a year ago

cleveland


"Yes please

Should I pimp you out like I did Grumpy?

I'm not very good at it apparently..."

I would love nothing more that to be pimped out by yourself

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

I ould stretch to being little spoon, thats about it!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Yes please

Should I pimp you out like I did Grumpy?

I'm not very good at it apparently...

I would love nothing more that to be pimped out by yourself "

OK... one sec...

FORUM!! STEVE76 ALSO FANCIES A FUCK!!

You're welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ffs I've just got in bed now

Do you not have one in there?

Not tonight no

Awww...

Hang on...

FORUM... GRUMPY NEEDS A FUCK IN HIS BED!! PLEASE PROVIDE!

You're welcome "

I'll bring custard

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I ould stretch to being little spoon, thats about it!"

Stretching? That's kinky

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By *teve76Man
over a year ago

cleveland


"Yes please

Should I pimp you out like I did Grumpy?

I'm not very good at it apparently...

I would love nothing more that to be pimped out by yourself

OK... one sec...

FORUM!! STEVE76 ALSO FANCIES A FUCK!!

You're welcome "

Failing that I’ll just wank over your photos ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shame you're at the opposite end of the country from us, because I definitely do fancy a fuck...

Mrs

I'm sure someone had a teleportation device a couple weeks ago..."

Sign me up, I'll be there in 5...

Mrs

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Ffs I've just got in bed now

Do you not have one in there?

Not tonight no

Awww...

Hang on...

FORUM... GRUMPY NEEDS A FUCK IN HIS BED!! PLEASE PROVIDE!

You're welcome

I'll bring custard"

I'm in yay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m feeling a little tired but if I didn’t have to put much effort in I’d take it

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A


"Yes please

Should I pimp you out like I did Grumpy?

I'm not very good at it apparently...

I would love nothing more that to be pimped out by yourself

OK... one sec...

FORUM!! STEVE76 ALSO FANCIES A FUCK!!

You're welcome

Failing that I’ll just wank over your photos ??"

There's always one who has to lower the tone

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Yes please

Should I pimp you out like I did Grumpy?

I'm not very good at it apparently...

I would love nothing more that to be pimped out by yourself

OK... one sec...

FORUM!! STEVE76 ALSO FANCIES A FUCK!!

You're welcome

Failing that I’ll just wank over your photos ??"

Golly. That's saucy

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Shame you're at the opposite end of the country from us, because I definitely do fancy a fuck...

Mrs

I'm sure someone had a teleportation device a couple weeks ago...

Sign me up, I'll be there in 5...

Mrs"

I should hoover then

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I’m feeling a little tired but if I didn’t have to put much effort in I’d take it "

Deal

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Ffs I've just got in bed now

Do you not have one in there?

Not tonight no

Awww...

Hang on...

FORUM... GRUMPY NEEDS A FUCK IN HIS BED!! PLEASE PROVIDE!

You're welcome

trust you

That went well

Didya got one?

Nah .. All bloody Lesbians you lot

Only Monday-Thursday. Friday, Saturday and Sunday are cock days

Oh look . It's Saturday tomorrow "

Yep… sausage day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck and go or is there a box set I can watch afterwards?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Who fancies a fuck?"

Not tonight, Josephine

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Ffs I've just got in bed now

Do you not have one in there?

Not tonight no

Awww...

Hang on...

FORUM... GRUMPY NEEDS A FUCK IN HIS BED!! PLEASE PROVIDE!

You're welcome

trust you

That went well

Didya got one?

Nah .. All bloody Lesbians you lot

Only Monday-Thursday. Friday, Saturday and Sunday are cock days

Oh look . It's Saturday tomorrow

Yep… sausage day "

I don't get sausage

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Fuck and go or is there a box set I can watch afterwards?"

It's not a sleepover ffs

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Who fancies a fuck?

Not tonight, Josephine "

You're not meant to real name people on the forum ffs

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Ffs I've just got in bed now

Do you not have one in there?

Not tonight no

Awww...

Hang on...

FORUM... GRUMPY NEEDS A FUCK IN HIS BED!! PLEASE PROVIDE!

You're welcome

trust you

That went well

Didya got one?

Nah .. All bloody Lesbians you lot

Only Monday-Thursday. Friday, Saturday and Sunday are cock days

Oh look . It's Saturday tomorrow

Yep… sausage day

I don't get sausage "

Me either

I NEED SAUSAGE

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Ffs I've just got in bed now

Do you not have one in there?

Not tonight no

Awww...

Hang on...

FORUM... GRUMPY NEEDS A FUCK IN HIS BED!! PLEASE PROVIDE!

You're welcome

trust you

That went well

Didya got one?

Nah .. All bloody Lesbians you lot

Only Monday-Thursday. Friday, Saturday and Sunday are cock days

Oh look . It's Saturday tomorrow

Yep… sausage day

I don't get sausage

Me either

I NEED SAUSAGE "

ME TOO

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Ffs I've just got in bed now

Do you not have one in there?

Not tonight no

Awww...

Hang on...

FORUM... GRUMPY NEEDS A FUCK IN HIS BED!! PLEASE PROVIDE!

You're welcome

trust you

That went well

Didya got one?

Nah .. All bloody Lesbians you lot

Only Monday-Thursday. Friday, Saturday and Sunday are cock days

Oh look . It's Saturday tomorrow

Yep… sausage day

I don't get sausage

Me either

I NEED SAUSAGE

ME TOO "

If we shout WE NEED SAUSAGE loud enough next week do you think we will get some good old bangers?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Ffs I've just got in bed now

Do you not have one in there?

Not tonight no

Awww...

Hang on...

FORUM... GRUMPY NEEDS A FUCK IN HIS BED!! PLEASE PROVIDE!

You're welcome

trust you

That went well

Didya got one?

Nah .. All bloody Lesbians you lot

Only Monday-Thursday. Friday, Saturday and Sunday are cock days

Oh look . It's Saturday tomorrow

Yep… sausage day

I don't get sausage

Me either

I NEED SAUSAGE

ME TOO

If we shout WE NEED SAUSAGE loud enough next week do you think we will get some good old bangers? "

I think we will get something stuffed in our mouths to make us shut up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Friday faf offft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck and go or is there a box set I can watch afterwards?

It's not a sleepover ffs"

I come bearing gifts

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Friday faf offft "

That's enthusiastic

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Fuck and go or is there a box set I can watch afterwards?

It's not a sleepover ffs

I come bearing gifts"

Is one of them Pringles?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Who fancies a fuck?

Not tonight, Josephine

You're not meant to real name people on the forum ffs "

Sorry, Sandra

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Who fancies a fuck?

Not tonight, Josephine

You're not meant to real name people on the forum ffs

Sorry, Sandra "

Jeez. Middle name too

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

why not,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

single and ready to pringle, and a sack of orgasm for everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck sake, am I getting my wang wet tonight or wot?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"why not,,"

Why indeed?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"single and ready to pringle, and a sack of orgasm for everyone "

All 37,686 of us?

Nice

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Fuck sake, am I getting my wang wet tonight or wot? "

I dunno... are you having a shower?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who fancies a fuck?"

You only had to ask

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Who fancies a fuck?

You only had to ask "

I did!

You didnt answer!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who fancies a fuck?

You only had to ask

I did!

You didnt answer!"

Well I'm here now, aren't I?

Better late than never! Plus, you don't want a guy that comes too soon.

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

With you posh I can always be persuaded

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you can have all 37,686 if you like x

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Who fancies a fuck?

You only had to ask

I did!

You didnt answer!

Well I'm here now, aren't I?

Better late than never! Plus, you don't want a guy that comes too soon."

You can come any time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck and go or is there a box set I can watch afterwards?

It's not a sleepover ffs

I come bearing gifts

Is one of them Pringles?"

Deez nuts

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"With you posh I can always be persuaded "

Yes! In!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shame you're at the opposite end of the country from us, because I definitely do fancy a fuck...

Mrs

I'm sure someone had a teleportation device a couple weeks ago...

Sign me up, I'll be there in 5...

Mrs

I should hoover then"

Wouldn't worry about it, I won't be looking at tbe carpet...

Mrs

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By *oomarangMan
over a year ago

Chester

Hell yea only a mad person would say no

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"you can have all 37,686 if you like x"

That's a lot...

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Why not. I will even take off my socks

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Fuck and go or is there a box set I can watch afterwards?

It's not a sleepover ffs

I come bearing gifts

Is one of them Pringles?

Deez nuts "

Hmmm... but I like pringles.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Shame you're at the opposite end of the country from us, because I definitely do fancy a fuck...

Mrs

I'm sure someone had a teleportation device a couple weeks ago...

Sign me up, I'll be there in 5...

Mrs

I should hoover then

Wouldn't worry about it, I won't be looking at tbe carpet...

Mrs"

True story...

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Hell yea only a mad person would say no "

That's what they usually call me...

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Why not. I will even take off my socks

"

It's ok. Socks are fine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

okay okay, you can have 5 then i'll cum like krakatoa with a stunner like you. what pringles we having?

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By *lay 4 your plessureMan
over a year ago

Wigan

Feeling tired and exhausted, I'd rather have some slow lazy sex instead right now. A fuck would be way too energetic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"With you posh I can always be persuaded

Yes! In! "

Me too! Wouldn't mind being the filling in this sandwich

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need a good seeing to!

Nikki x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck and go or is there a box set I can watch afterwards?

It's not a sleepover ffs

I come bearing gifts

Is one of them Pringles?

Deez nuts

Hmmm... but I like pringles."

Well I’ve got Dorito and ranch dip

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By *oomarangMan
over a year ago

Chester


"Fuck and go or is there a box set I can watch afterwards?

It's not a sleepover ffs

I come bearing gifts

Is one of them Pringles?

Deez nuts

Hmmm... but I like pringles."

What flavour my fav are sour cream and chive

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"okay okay, you can have 5 then i'll cum like krakatoa with a stunner like you. what pringles we having?"

Salt n vinegar

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Feeling tired and exhausted, I'd rather have some slow lazy sex instead right now. A fuck would be way too energetic! "

That's a good point.

I'd quite like to just lay here.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"With you posh I can always be persuaded

Yes! In!

Me too! Wouldn't mind being the filling in this sandwich "

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I need a good seeing to!

Nikki x "

I feel like I could do matchmaking here...

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Fuck and go or is there a box set I can watch afterwards?

It's not a sleepover ffs

I come bearing gifts

Is one of them Pringles?

Deez nuts

Hmmm... but I like pringles.

Well I’ve got Dorito and ranch dip "

Reasonable compromise. But nacho cheese is a better plan

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Fuck and go or is there a box set I can watch afterwards?

It's not a sleepover ffs

I come bearing gifts

Is one of them Pringles?

Deez nuts

Hmmm... but I like pringles.

What flavour my fav are sour cream and chive "

Salt n vinegar

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By *oomarangMan
over a year ago

Chester


"Fuck and go or is there a box set I can watch afterwards?

It's not a sleepover ffs

I come bearing gifts

Is one of them Pringles?

Deez nuts

Hmmm... but I like pringles.

Well I’ve got Dorito and ranch dip

Reasonable compromise. But nacho cheese is a better plan"

You got me hungry for snacks now

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Fuck and go or is there a box set I can watch afterwards?

It's not a sleepover ffs

I come bearing gifts

Is one of them Pringles?

Deez nuts

Hmmm... but I like pringles.

Well I’ve got Dorito and ranch dip

Reasonable compromise. But nacho cheese is a better plan

You got me hungry for snacks now "

Wasn't me... Joystick mentioned snacks!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Oh, it's a yes from me OP, if that might change that mayyyybe into a fuckme

B

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By *e renard de la campagneMan
over a year ago

Surrey mostly when over

Definitely, always xx

But the boat of anticipation with the sails of hope at full mast will no doubt be blown on to the rocks of reality and sunk to rest upon the sea bottom of hope xx

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By *rishVikingMan
over a year ago

Shankill

Saw this sooo late

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary


"Who fancies a fuck?"

Oh Posh I've had one, two actually and a takeaway. I'm feeling much better now

Em x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shame you're at the opposite end of the country from us, because I definitely do fancy a fuck...

Mrs

I'm sure someone had a teleportation device a couple weeks ago...

Sign me up, I'll be there in 5...

Mrs

I should hoover then

Wouldn't worry about it, I won't be looking at tbe carpet...

Mrs

True story..."

Hope you don't mind, I got a bit delayed...

Mrs

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