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By *parkle1974 OP Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

If animals could talk....

Which animal would be the rudest?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cats. Obnoxious little pricks.

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By *iasubTV/TS
over a year ago

Ilkeston

Probably lizards they just have a whole different vibe about them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cats. Someone said if you could text cats they wouldn’t text you back.

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By *he Naughty PainterMan
over a year ago

Hitchin

"Cats. Obnoxious little pricks."

Hahaha true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think a flying ant.

Lives for about 2 days

Purely to mate with the queen and cause as much carnage as possible.

Full of testosterone and not much time to use it and against a lot of competition

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By *aggonerMan
over a year ago

for a penny

I don’t know any cats personally but I reckon it would be them

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By *ust a little bit moreWoman
over a year ago

kendal

Rudest as in kinkiest?or rudest as in most ignorant?

Coz if it's the latter, my cat is hands down the rudest little fucker!

Contrary, hardwork, and the side eye n disapproving looks he gives are enough to rival even the evilest of mother in law's!

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"If animals could talk....

Which animal would be the rudest? "

Crocodiles!! They just look sneaky, deceitful, evil - like they’d be laughing and telling you a joke right up to the point they tell you you’re a prick and bite your leg off.

Rude!

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Or wasps. Pointless angry c**ts.

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

Some do. All the parrots I have come across have been rude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chihuahuas

They’d talk shit to your face then run. Leaving someone else to deal with the consequences.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If animals could talk....

Which animal would be the rudest? "

Some do and they are!

Had a Cockatoo in the family for about 50 years - Mr is Aussie. Maestro had the intellect level of about a 5yr old child but the vocabulary of a 90yr old seadog and knew how to use it.

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By *ate_BMan
over a year ago

London

Monkeys.

I’d love to ask what inspires them to grab a handful.

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By *ostindreamsMan
over a year ago

London

Do birds count? If yes, pigeons. Given how they crap on people, I am pretty sure they pass some rude comments when they do it

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Cats

*or wasps of course. Bastards.....

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Would still be humans

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By *mma29Couple
over a year ago

wirral

"Cats. Obnoxious little pricks."

definately cats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An Ibex.

So you think you can climb bro?

Hold my beer.

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

The black widow spider omg a few tales to tell or the scorpion that kills its mate the dune scorpion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think a flying ant.

Lives for about 2 days

Purely to mate with the queen and cause as much carnage as possible.

Full of testosterone and not much time to use it and against a lot of competition "

Welcome to fab!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cats. Obnoxious little pricks.

definately cats

Another for cats.

They’d be mumbling their miserable thoughts out loud all day long.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wasps, no fucks given.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I reckon one of my dogs would turn the air blue

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Honey Badger.

Total yobs

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

wasps fkn stinging maniacs

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By *eedsomeloveinmylifeMan
over a year ago

birmingham/ cornwall

Crocodiles there very snappy

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By *irty-pairCouple
over a year ago

South Essex

Wasps. They’re like Millwall supporters after a sunny day on the Fosters.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seagulls .. you know they're just c*n*s

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West

"I think a flying ant.

Lives for about 2 days

Purely to mate with the queen and cause as much carnage as possible.

Full of testosterone and not much time to use it and against a lot of competition "

Sounds like a fair proportion of new male profiles on here tbh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sea Gulls.

Gis a chip ya c*nt

Thanks now Fuck you!

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Cheetahs

It works on so many levels!

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Got to be cats.

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