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By *ong-leggedblond OP   Woman
over a year ago

Next Door

Flirty Friday!

Who's up for a bit of flirting?

Add you're best flirting chat up lines

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Can I just awkwardly flirt in the corner of the room where no one notices

Mrs

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Flirty Friday!

Who's up for a bit of flirting?

Add you're best flirting chat up lines"

Was your dad a thief. Somebody stole the stars from heaven and put them in your eyes.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Can I just awkwardly flirt in the corner of the room where no one notices

Mrs "

I’m damn sure I’d notice.

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By *hunkyBuggaMan
over a year ago

Devon

In for a flirt! How about….

If I buy you a drink will you sit on my face?

That’s the sort of thing ladies like, right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I just awkwardly flirt in the corner of the room where no one notices

Mrs "

Can I join you

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

You look much more attractive in person than you do through my telescope.

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't flirt but I was wondering if you could teach me how

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By *t0600Man
over a year ago

elvedon

Are you French because Eiffel for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can flirt but I don’t have a flirt chat up line

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am damn awful at flirting. I Try and do that catch your eye and smile thing lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can flirt but I don’t have a flirt chat up line "

God it must’ve hurt when you fell from heaven?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can flirt but I don’t have a flirt chat up line

God it must’ve hurt when you fell from heaven?!"

Jeez is that all you’ve got

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By *ouple2playCouple
over a year ago

Solihull


"I am damn awful at flirting. I Try and do that catch your eye and smile thing lol"

You might have caught me glancing and a nervous smile back then…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can flirt but I don’t have a flirt chat up line

God it must’ve hurt when you fell from heaven?!

Jeez is that all you’ve got "

No but the rest is in my trousers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I just awkwardly flirt in the corner of the room where no one notices

Mrs "

Me too!

Or just people watch. I'm rubbish at flirting

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By *JtheTomMan
over a year ago

London


"I can flirt but I don’t have a flirt chat up line "

That's fine. I only have to see a profile like yours to get me got under the collar anyways

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I am damn awful at flirting. I Try and do that catch your eye and smile thing lol

You might have caught me glancing and a nervous smile back then…"

Oh helloooooooo

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By *ouple2playCouple
over a year ago

Solihull


"I can flirt but I don’t have a flirt chat up line

That's fine. I only have to see a profile like yours to get me got under the collar anyways "

If you’ve got a collar I’ve got a lead…

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Can I just awkwardly flirt in the corner of the room where no one notices

Mrs

Me too!

Or just people watch. I'm rubbish at flirting "

You’re driving me wyld Ms

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By *JtheTomMan
over a year ago

London


"Can I just awkwardly flirt in the corner of the room where no one notices

Mrs

Me too!

Or just people watch. I'm rubbish at flirting "

Would just have to walk past you lots and hope to catch your eye then

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By *ouple2playCouple
over a year ago

Solihull


"I am damn awful at flirting. I Try and do that catch your eye and smile thing lol

You might have caught me glancing and a nervous smile back then…

Oh helloooooooo "

Oh hi - think I’ve seen you here before…

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I am damn awful at flirting. I Try and do that catch your eye and smile thing lol

You might have caught me glancing and a nervous smile back then…

Oh helloooooooo

Oh hi - think I’ve seen you here before…"

I think it was at the Salsa dancing in the church hall last Tuesday.

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By *JtheTomMan
over a year ago

London


"I can flirt but I don’t have a flirt chat up line

That's fine. I only have to see a profile like yours to get me got under the collar anyways

If you’ve got a collar I’ve got a lead… "

I'd love to see you try keep me on a short leash

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By *ouple2playCouple
over a year ago

Solihull


"I am damn awful at flirting. I Try and do that catch your eye and smile thing lol

You might have caught me glancing and a nervous smile back then…

Oh helloooooooo

Oh hi - think I’ve seen you here before…

I think it was at the Salsa dancing in the church hall last Tuesday. "

I remember you hips…how could I forget those hips…

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By *ouple2playCouple
over a year ago

Solihull


"I can flirt but I don’t have a flirt chat up line

That's fine. I only have to see a profile like yours to get me got under the collar anyways

If you’ve got a collar I’ve got a lead…

I'd love to see you try keep me on a short leash "

Love to try and tame the beast - at least for a short time…

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I am damn awful at flirting. I Try and do that catch your eye and smile thing lol

You might have caught me glancing and a nervous smile back then…

Oh helloooooooo

Oh hi - think I’ve seen you here before…

I think it was at the Salsa dancing in the church hall last Tuesday.

I remember you hips…how could I forget those hips…"

1,2,3, 5,6,7.

It’s your lips I remember. Those leggings were tight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Excuse me. My friend over there is a little embarrassed He’d like your phone number, He wants to know where he can get ahold of me in the morning

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By *ouple2playCouple
over a year ago

Solihull


"I am damn awful at flirting. I Try and do that catch your eye and smile thing lol

You might have caught me glancing and a nervous smile back then…

Oh helloooooooo

Oh hi - think I’ve seen you here before…

I think it was at the Salsa dancing in the church hall last Tuesday.

I remember you hips…how could I forget those hips…

1,2,3, 5,6,7.

It’s your lips I remember. Those leggings were tight. "

It was your nylon slacks making them react…

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By *ouple2playCouple
over a year ago

Solihull


"Excuse me. My friend over there is a little embarrassed He’d like your phone number, He wants to know where he can get ahold of me in the morning"

He can get hold of me in the morning if he wants…and if he wants you he can just lean over me and give you a nudge…

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

I'm bad at flirting anyone want to help me learn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Isn’t it all in the eyes, then the lips, then the subtle touch?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello is always my go to. I’ve sent some cheesy ones on some dating apps for banter though

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By *ouple2playCouple
over a year ago

Solihull


"Isn’t it all in the eyes, then the lips, then the subtle touch? "

And a glass of red! x

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I am damn awful at flirting. I Try and do that catch your eye and smile thing lol

You might have caught me glancing and a nervous smile back then…

Oh helloooooooo

Oh hi - think I’ve seen you here before…

I think it was at the Salsa dancing in the church hall last Tuesday.

I remember you hips…how could I forget those hips…

1,2,3, 5,6,7.

It’s your lips I remember. Those leggings were tight.

It was your nylon slacks making them react…"

There was electricity in the air that’s for sure.

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By *ouple2playCouple
over a year ago

Solihull


"I am damn awful at flirting. I Try and do that catch your eye and smile thing lol

You might have caught me glancing and a nervous smile back then…

Oh helloooooooo

Oh hi - think I’ve seen you here before…

I think it was at the Salsa dancing in the church hall last Tuesday.

I remember you hips…how could I forget those hips…

1,2,3, 5,6,7.

It’s your lips I remember. Those leggings were tight.

It was your nylon slacks making them react…

There was electricity in the air that’s for sure. "

Thought I’d felt a spark!

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I am damn awful at flirting. I Try and do that catch your eye and smile thing lol

You might have caught me glancing and a nervous smile back then…

Oh helloooooooo

Oh hi - think I’ve seen you here before…

I think it was at the Salsa dancing in the church hall last Tuesday.

I remember you hips…how could I forget those hips…

1,2,3, 5,6,7.

It’s your lips I remember. Those leggings were tight.

It was your nylon slacks making them react…

There was electricity in the air that’s for sure.

Thought I’d felt a spark!"

That wasn’t a spark

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By *ouple2playCouple
over a year ago

Solihull


"Hello is always my go to. I’ve sent some cheesy ones on some dating apps for banter though"

Hi is always a good starting point!

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

D.

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"Hello is always my go to. I’ve sent some cheesy ones on some dating apps for banter though

Hi is always a good starting point!"

Hi

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"

D."

F.

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By *ouple2playCouple
over a year ago

Solihull


"I am damn awful at flirting. I Try and do that catch your eye and smile thing lol

You might have caught me glancing and a nervous smile back then…

Oh helloooooooo

Oh hi - think I’ve seen you here before…

I think it was at the Salsa dancing in the church hall last Tuesday.

I remember you hips…how could I forget those hips…

1,2,3, 5,6,7.

It’s your lips I remember. Those leggings were tight.

It was your nylon slacks making them react…

There was electricity in the air that’s for sure.

Thought I’d felt a spark!

That wasn’t a spark "

There was so much friction I’m going to have to wear my faraday pants next week.

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By *ouple2playCouple
over a year ago

Solihull


"

D."

Well…hello…

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By *ice guy for funMan
over a year ago

peacehaven

Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got ‘fine’ written all over you.

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By *ouple2playCouple
over a year ago

Solihull


"Hello is always my go to. I’ve sent some cheesy ones on some dating apps for banter though

Hi is always a good starting point!

Hi "

Hello back at ya x

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I am damn awful at flirting. I Try and do that catch your eye and smile thing lol

You might have caught me glancing and a nervous smile back then…

Oh helloooooooo

Oh hi - think I’ve seen you here before…

I think it was at the Salsa dancing in the church hall last Tuesday.

I remember you hips…how could I forget those hips…

1,2,3, 5,6,7.

It’s your lips I remember. Those leggings were tight.

It was your nylon slacks making them react…

There was electricity in the air that’s for sure.

Thought I’d felt a spark!

That wasn’t a spark

There was so much friction I’m going to have to wear my faraday pants next week."

Do Anne Summers sell them.

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"

D.

F."

You flirt just like me Fiddles!

D.

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By *ouple2playCouple
over a year ago

Solihull


"I am damn awful at flirting. I Try and do that catch your eye and smile thing lol

You might have caught me glancing and a nervous smile back then…

Oh helloooooooo

Oh hi - think I’ve seen you here before…

I think it was at the Salsa dancing in the church hall last Tuesday.

I remember you hips…how could I forget those hips…

1,2,3, 5,6,7.

It’s your lips I remember. Those leggings were tight.

It was your nylon slacks making them react…

There was electricity in the air that’s for sure.

Thought I’d felt a spark!

That wasn’t a spark

There was so much friction I’m going to have to wear my faraday pants next week.

Do Anne Summers sell them. "

Maybe they should - no I have to go to my specialist supplier x

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"

D.

Well…hello… "

Hello indeed! glad my flutter caught your eyes

D.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Isn’t it all in the eyes, then the lips, then the subtle touch?

And a glass of red! x"

I’ll get us a bottle xx

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By *ouple2playCouple
over a year ago

Solihull


"

D.

Well…hello…

Hello indeed! glad my flutter caught your eyes

D."

Not just your flutter…

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By *ouple2playCouple
over a year ago

Solihull


"Isn’t it all in the eyes, then the lips, then the subtle touch?

And a glass of red! x

I’ll get us a bottle xx"

That’s my sort of chat up line lol x

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

In once this hangover clears a bit more

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"

D.

F.

You flirt just like me Fiddles!

D."

I think we’d make a good team

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I usually just go with faf?…..explains a lot

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"I'm rubbish at flirting "

Outright lies from MsWyld, there.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I am damn awful at flirting. I Try and do that catch your eye and smile thing lol

You might have caught me glancing and a nervous smile back then…

Oh helloooooooo

Oh hi - think I’ve seen you here before…

I think it was at the Salsa dancing in the church hall last Tuesday.

I remember you hips…how could I forget those hips…

1,2,3, 5,6,7.

It’s your lips I remember. Those leggings were tight.

It was your nylon slacks making them react…

There was electricity in the air that’s for sure.

Thought I’d felt a spark!

That wasn’t a spark

There was so much friction I’m going to have to wear my faraday pants next week.

Do Anne Summers sell them.

Maybe they should - no I have to go to my specialist supplier x"

You can’t be too careful with a fire risk near a bush.

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By *ouple2playCouple
over a year ago

Solihull


"I am damn awful at flirting. I Try and do that catch your eye and smile thing lol

You might have caught me glancing and a nervous smile back then…

Oh helloooooooo

Oh hi - think I’ve seen you here before…

I think it was at the Salsa dancing in the church hall last Tuesday.

I remember you hips…how could I forget those hips…

1,2,3, 5,6,7.

It’s your lips I remember. Those leggings were tight.

It was your nylon slacks making them react…

There was electricity in the air that’s for sure.

Thought I’d felt a spark!

That wasn’t a spark

There was so much friction I’m going to have to wear my faraday pants next week.

Do Anne Summers sell them.

Maybe they should - no I have to go to my specialist supplier x

You can’t be too careful with a fire risk near a bush. "

Now you know why I’m always near a fireman (obviously with a big hose) - especially when it’s hot…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello is always my go to. I’ve sent some cheesy ones on some dating apps for banter though

Hi is always a good starting point!"

Ok I’ll add that to my first message to you. Anything else?

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By *ouple2playCouple
over a year ago

Solihull


"Hello is always my go to. I’ve sent some cheesy ones on some dating apps for banter though

Hi is always a good starting point!

Ok I’ll add that to my first message to you. Anything else?"

Looking forward to it x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Isn’t it all in the eyes, then the lips, then the subtle touch?

And a glass of red! x

I’ll get us a bottle xx

That’s my sort of chat up line lol x"

Lol - so am I in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am so in

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By *ouple2playCouple
over a year ago

Solihull


"Isn’t it all in the eyes, then the lips, then the subtle touch?

And a glass of red! x

I’ll get us a bottle xx

That’s my sort of chat up line lol x

Lol - so am I in? "

Foot in the door…now let’s open it and see what else you can get through the door x

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By *he Silver FuxMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

*dips finger in drink and lets a drop fall on her dress*

“Oh dear, do you need a hand getting out of those wet clothes”

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"Hello is always my go to. I’ve sent some cheesy ones on some dating apps for banter though

Hi is always a good starting point!

Hi

Hello back at ya x"

A glass of red make it bottles...the bonus is I don't drink so more for you and ill save u a fortune on a taxi or uber

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By *ouple2playCouple
over a year ago

Solihull


"Hello is always my go to. I’ve sent some cheesy ones on some dating apps for banter though

Hi is always a good starting point!

Hi

Hello back at ya x

A glass of red make it bottles...the bonus is I don't drink so more for you and ill save u a fortune on a taxi or uber "

Somebody who can drive me home (well I say home… ) - bonus points lol

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"Hello is always my go to. I’ve sent some cheesy ones on some dating apps for banter though

Hi is always a good starting point!

Hi

Hello back at ya x

A glass of red make it bottles...the bonus is I don't drink so more for you and ill save u a fortune on a taxi or uber

Somebody who can drive me home (well I say home… ) - bonus points lol"

And put you to bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are so hot, I'll have to put you out with my hose

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By *ouple2playCouple
over a year ago

Solihull


"Hello is always my go to. I’ve sent some cheesy ones on some dating apps for banter though

Hi is always a good starting point!

Hi

Hello back at ya x

A glass of red make it bottles...the bonus is I don't drink so more for you and ill save u a fortune on a taxi or uber

Somebody who can drive me home (well I say home… ) - bonus points lol

And put you to bed "

Promises, promises…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi! My feets is cheesy and so is your breath! Sexy time!

Wow. I'm so good at this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Isn’t it all in the eyes, then the lips, then the subtle touch?

And a glass of red! x

I’ll get us a bottle xx

That’s my sort of chat up line lol x

Lol - so am I in?

Foot in the door…now let’s open it and see what else you can get through the door x"

I don’t think it’s too early to kiss, is it? x

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By *ouple2playCouple
over a year ago

Solihull


"Isn’t it all in the eyes, then the lips, then the subtle touch?

And a glass of red! x

I’ll get us a bottle xx

That’s my sort of chat up line lol x

Lol - so am I in?

Foot in the door…now let’s open it and see what else you can get through the door x

I don’t think it’s too early to kiss, is it? x"

Just a little peck…in the lips…no not those lips (yet)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Isn’t it all in the eyes, then the lips, then the subtle touch?

And a glass of red! x

I’ll get us a bottle xx

That’s my sort of chat up line lol x

Lol - so am I in?

Foot in the door…now let’s open it and see what else you can get through the door x

I don’t think it’s too early to kiss, is it? x

Just a little peck…in the lips…no not those lips (yet) "

You’re so hot

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By *ouple2playCouple
over a year ago

Solihull


"Isn’t it all in the eyes, then the lips, then the subtle touch?

And a glass of red! x

I’ll get us a bottle xx

That’s my sort of chat up line lol x

Lol - so am I in?

Foot in the door…now let’s open it and see what else you can get through the door x

I don’t think it’s too early to kiss, is it? x

Just a little peck…in the lips…no not those lips (yet)

You’re so hot "

I think somebody above had a hose for that…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Isn’t it all in the eyes, then the lips, then the subtle touch?

And a glass of red! x

I’ll get us a bottle xx

That’s my sort of chat up line lol x

Lol - so am I in?

Foot in the door…now let’s open it and see what else you can get through the door x

I don’t think it’s too early to kiss, is it? x

Just a little peck…in the lips…no not those lips (yet)

You’re so hot

I think somebody above had a hose for that…"

Looks like we’re all getting wet then!

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By *ouple2playCouple
over a year ago

Solihull


"Isn’t it all in the eyes, then the lips, then the subtle touch?

And a glass of red! x

I’ll get us a bottle xx

That’s my sort of chat up line lol x

Lol - so am I in?

Foot in the door…now let’s open it and see what else you can get through the door x

I don’t think it’s too early to kiss, is it? x

Just a little peck…in the lips…no not those lips (yet)

You’re so hot

I think somebody above had a hose for that…

Looks like we’re all getting wet then! "

This has all moved on rapidly…but I’m game!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Isn’t it all in the eyes, then the lips, then the subtle touch?

And a glass of red! x

I’ll get us a bottle xx

That’s my sort of chat up line lol x

Lol - so am I in?

Foot in the door…now let’s open it and see what else you can get through the door x

I don’t think it’s too early to kiss, is it? x

Just a little peck…in the lips…no not those lips (yet)

You’re so hot

I think somebody above had a hose for that…

Looks like we’re all getting wet then!

This has all moved on rapidly…but I’m game!"

Game? - Best get you warmed up!

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By *ouple2playCouple
over a year ago

Solihull


"Isn’t it all in the eyes, then the lips, then the subtle touch?

And a glass of red! x

I’ll get us a bottle xx

That’s my sort of chat up line lol x

Lol - so am I in?

Foot in the door…now let’s open it and see what else you can get through the door x

I don’t think it’s too early to kiss, is it? x

Just a little peck…in the lips…no not those lips (yet)

You’re so hot

I think somebody above had a hose for that…

Looks like we’re all getting wet then!

This has all moved on rapidly…but I’m game!

Game? - Best get you warmed up! "

I’m at that age where I need to be warmed up lol

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"Isn’t it all in the eyes, then the lips, then the subtle touch?

And a glass of red! x

I’ll get us a bottle xx

That’s my sort of chat up line lol x

Lol - so am I in?

Foot in the door…now let’s open it and see what else you can get through the door x

I don’t think it’s too early to kiss, is it? x

Just a little peck…in the lips…no not those lips (yet)

You’re so hot

I think somebody above had a hose for that…

Looks like we’re all getting wet then!

This has all moved on rapidly…but I’m game!

Game? - Best get you warmed up!

I’m at that age where I need to be warmed up lol"

Mixture of deep heat and tiger balm, but don't forget to was your hands

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By *ouple2playCouple
over a year ago

Solihull

Deep heat in the wrong places

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds


"Can I just awkwardly flirt in the corner of the room where no one notices

Mrs

Can I join you "

Of course we can flirt awkwardly together

Mrs

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By *ouple2playCouple
over a year ago

Solihull

Lesson learnt from all of this - the corner of the room seems to be the place to be!

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"Deep heat in the wrong places "

It's ok I'll bring ice to cool the places down

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

I am up for a flirt

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By *ouple2playCouple
over a year ago

Solihull


"I am up for a flirt "

Just checking - straight doesn’t mean we can’t flirt, right..?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m up for a cheeky flirt

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