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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

fill in the blank...

A CRUMPET

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By *horty1065Man
over a year ago

walsall

bath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a cork for my arse. Siren and I have both woke up with the trots this morning. feckin kids and nurseries = bug farms!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A neck massage as just twisted mine...ouchy!!!

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By *horty1065Man
over a year ago

walsall

some baby oil (to do his or her neck)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"fill in the blank...

A CRUMPET

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a new car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thawing out!

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By *horty1065Man
over a year ago

walsall

meeting him lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tea 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nice hot steamy shower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lie in

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Not having to walk in the lethal ice to the bloody post office!! I swear the delivery guys waits for me to pop over the shop then tries to deliver my parcels, no matter what time of day it is I miss him x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lift into work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A lift into work"

I'd of given you a lift but I'm heading to Derby shortly, a lttle out of my way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A lift into work

I'd of given you a lift but I'm heading to Derby shortly, a lttle out of my way

Thanks kev xx. Drive carefull, stay safe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haribos.....

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By *urlycatMan
over a year ago

Southampton

A cure for the common cold.

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By *ub bbwWoman
over a year ago

oldbury

a nice bacon sandwich on fresh homemade bread

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By *nfieldishCouple
over a year ago

Enfield

My OH's butt n fanny on my face....(she's been away all week)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a holiday somewhere warm! the smell of suntan lotion, semi naked people by the pool and we are all drinking cocktails!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning sickness to do one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

a solero ice cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a solero ice cream

OI get your own ideas you theiving fecker

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"a solero ice cream

OI get your own ideas you theiving fecker

so fuck me with one n eat my pussy if u want it that badly lol...

you ate my bloomin crumpets

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By *inky BunnyMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

A man needs a maid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a solero ice cream

OI get your own ideas you theiving fecker

so fuck me with one n eat my pussy if u want it that badly lol...

you ate my bloomin crumpets

some people really have to lower the tone

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sleep

Hope you had a good birthday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

(im my best dr evil voice) ONE MILLION DOLLORS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A vacation at hedo 2 in Jamaica

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A shower to wake me up lol

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By *atureFem4FunWoman
over a year ago

Petts Wood

Someone to help me with my accounts....I've had to take a couple of hours off from them as they are doing my head in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A day off work!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Paracetamol for the headache I've had for 2 days xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My fluffy pillows, night all

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By *ssexguy69Man
over a year ago

thurrock Essex

a job

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A day off work!

youve got tomorrow off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A day off work!

youve got tomorrow off

And Thursday to recover!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a thaw !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two Garaballdi biscuits and a custard slice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

World Peace and fluffy dogs.........oops - thought i was auditioning for Miss World for a minute!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A big hug off a pretty woman as I feel crap

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A big hug off a pretty woman as I feel crap

hangover?? or are you ill?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A big hug off a pretty woman as I feel crap

hangover?? or are you ill? "

I just feel rubbish.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A big hug off a pretty woman as I feel crap

hangover?? or are you ill?

I just feel rubbish. "

*hugs*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some more loo roll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nice big round , curvy booty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A big hug off a pretty woman as I feel crap

hangover?? or are you ill?

I just feel rubbish.

*hugs* "
Can I put my face in your cleavage ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A big hug off a pretty woman as I feel crap

hangover?? or are you ill?

I just feel rubbish.

*hugs* Can I put my face in your cleavage ?

and the award for most random request of the day goes too.....

drum roll please......

OlBlueeyes lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a fry up! but going for a run

or a shag, not that horny but im sure i could get in the mood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A big hug off a pretty woman as I feel crap

hangover?? or are you ill?

I just feel rubbish.

*hugs* Can I put my face in your cleavage ?

and the award for most random request of the day goes too.....

drum roll please......

OlBlueeyes lol"

Internet 5!

I'd like to thank Satan, Jeremy Kyle and Gonzo. I couldn't have done it

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

My bed!! Had a crap nights sleep with very odd dreams

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bacon butty and a mug of tea

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Someone to go to the shop for me...in agony today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone to go to the shop for me...in agony today

Hope it's not the weekly big shop you need doing lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone to go to the shop for me...in agony today

Same here but only as I have the nasty virus that's going around.... Run out of pop and craving ice cream as not eaten in 24hours

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By *essiCouple
over a year ago

suffolk

a full body massage..fo the est of the afternoon...

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

"a holiday somewhere warm! the smell of suntan lotion, semi naked people by the pool and we are all drinking cocktails!"

I'll second that with a nice man in tow I would be extremely happy

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Someone to go to the shop for me...in agony today

Hope it's not the weekly big shop you need doing lol

get that delivered even when I am mobile. Feck doing it with broken bones and a walking stick!!

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By *inky BunnyMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

A TICKET FOR VILLA PARK!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some cherry garcia frozen yoghurt

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

A 43mm plasma inducer...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A 43mm plasma inducer..."

A glitter gun!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A TICKET FOR VILLA PARK!!!!

if you're a villa fan im bet you're glad you needed one

if you're a braford fan, gutted you didnt get one but i love bcfc now (tranmere fan, dont love them because the villa knocked us out this year but because they didnt win by cheating like in '94)

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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago

north wales / chester

Folk to not talk bout football

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Folk to not talk bout football

Ah balls to you then

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By *imal75Man
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

sun, sea, sand and sex

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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago

north wales / chester

"sun, sea, sand and sex

to join you

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"A TICKET FOR VILLA PARK!!!!

A Derby County fan who wants to be in the Holte End

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sleeeeep and a cheeky day off tomorrow xxxx

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By *tressfreeMan
over a year ago

Northampton

Sad but true... A cup of tea!

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By *tressfreeMan
over a year ago

Northampton

[Removed by poster at 23/01/13 05:41:21]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bosom for a pillow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My bed right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone to take the rugrats to school, so I don't have to go out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone to take the rugrats to school, so I don't have to go out

That's lazy lol

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

A whole day in bed

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"A whole day in bed

With me please!

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By *ub bbwWoman
over a year ago

oldbury

For the snow to stop now it's affecting my social life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone to bring me breakfast in bed

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